Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

"Think about it!"

Lu Ping is going to develop his thinking.

"You Shi... beat You Shi... there is no such word!" Turkey scratched his scalp with a confused face.

Lu Ping exerted force: "Think again!"

"Yu Shi, again, there is shit, when I was young, there was...sometimes, oily...wet...you can't hit these." Turkey scratched his head and thought of all the homonyms, but he still couldn't solve it. The mystery in it.

"Ligerer! You can't go to school well just by looking at it!" Lu Ping announced the correct answer angrily.

Turkey asked dumbfoundedly with a cute face: "Ligerer...is this not a word? I don't remember...there is no such word."

"Ahem..." Lu Ping lazily explained to him, he had never seen such an uneducated hooligan.

Turkey tentatively said: "Is it a mistake? It's just..."

"Just a fart!" Lu Ping interrupted him speechlessly, urging: "Check your phone, check your phone, and see if there is any!"

Turkey took out his mobile phone and said, "Don't attack me while I'm online!"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I promise not to sneak attack, I promise!"

"There's no wifi here..." Turkey murmured, "Oh, there is, there is, there is, but passwords are set, so I can't connect."

Lu Ping was also drunk: "Use traffic!"

Turkey said aggrievedly: "I don't have a set meal...how about you open a hot spot?"

Um?Lu Ping slapped him hard on the head: "With your attitude, no wonder you can't learn well, and you can still bargain for a piece of knowledge! Come on, come on, I'll give you ten yuan, and I'll spend it for you to study. Is there a traffic fee?"

He took out ten yuan and stuffed it into his hand.

Lu Ping couldn't bear to bully him anymore, this guy is too stupid.

"I agreed not to sneak attack, hit again, hit again..." Turkey opened the browser while complaining.

This time it was Lu Ping's turn to be wronged: "I just patted you lightly, what is it?"

The turkey argued: "Does the word pat have a handle next to it? The words next to the handle are all verbs. The verb means to do something, and the hand means to hit..."

Lu Ping looked at a blank face: "You understand this thoroughly enough, the hoop of the golden cudgel also has a handle, but is it a verb? Tell me!"

"Hoop... hoop..." Turkey thought for a while, and said, "Yes, it must be. Tang Seng put the magic spell on Monkey King's head. Hoop on the head, isn't it a verb, what is it?"

Um?Seems to make sense!
No, this guy's understanding of verbs has reached a state of perfection.

Can't be led astray by him.

"Did you find it? Is there such a word as doggerel?" Lu Ping felt that this person's writing skills were a bit off, so he brought the topic to this one that was sure to win.

"Damn, there really are..." Turkey exclaimed, and read to the webpage: "Derkerer is a kind of interesting slang poetry style. According to legend, it was named after Zhang Dayou, the author of Tang Dynasty in China. Qing Dynasty Zhai Hao once quoted Zhang Zi's "Snow Poetry" in his "Popular Literary Doggerel" as saying: "There is a general image on the river, and a black hole on the well. The body of the yellow dog is white, and the body of the white dog is swollen." Later generations called this kind of language slang, Humorous, small and interesting poems are called 'doggerel'. In addition, sometimes the author makes a poem to laugh at himself, or out of self-effacing, it is also called 'doggerel'..."

"Don't read it, don't read it!" Lu Ping asked back: "I just asked if you have any?"

Turkey raised his head and nodded: "Yes, indeed!"

Lu Ping asked again: "Did I call you right?"

Turkey said affirmatively: "Yes...the typo is not wrong. Looking at it this way, it is indeed not a typo."

Lu Ping snatched back the ten yuan he was holding in his hand, and said, "This is your tuition fee, and you should make a good impression on it."

Turkey pulls a sullen face: "It's only ten yuan and I have to go back."

Lu Ping asked back: "Did it make you more knowledgeable? You don't even know doggerel, you...you are purely illiterate!"

"No, no!" The turkey suddenly realized: "I seem to have been led into the ditch by you, why should I be afraid of you? I am now the horse boy of Qingfengtang, I have brothers, I have background, besides……"

Lu Ping was stunned for a moment: "What did you say? Who are you?"

The turkey suddenly became arrogant: "Qingfengtang! Are you afraid?"

"It's not brother, I haven't figured it out yet." This time it was Lu Ping's turn to be confused, and asked: "How did you get into Qingfengtang, a coward like you? You joined the fake version of Qingfengtang, right?" ? Qingfengtang I know, I have never seen a fool like you, could it be that they have relaxed the recruitment conditions now? Even fools can get in?"

"Who are you calling a fool? Don't you just beat him to death with a stick because you don't know doggerel?" Turkey said unconvinced: "To tell you the truth, our mahjong brother is the confidant of the third master of Qingfengtang. Brother Mahjong introduced me to Qingfengtang, I just joined a week ago, and immediately arranged for me to work as a driver. Do you think it is iron or not?"

"Brother Mahjong?" Lu Ping curled his lips: "This name sounds like yours, so it's not a good name?"

Turkey raised his head and said, "Brother Mahjong loves to play mahjong, so everyone calls him Brother Mahjong. Brother Mahjong is very good, the old oilman of Qingfengtang, we learned to drive in the driving school together five years ago, so he introduced I came in and drove."

Lu Ping nodded: "So you belong to the logistics staff?"

"Forget...forget it...forget it." Turkey hesitated and said, "How can I be... beaten by you? If Brother Mahjong comes over, I can beat you with one punch!"

"Okay, okay, I'm lazy to talk to you about this nonsense." Lu Ping said impatiently: "I'll ask you, what is the relationship between this Lan Bingbing and Qingfengtang now?"

"Lan...Miss Lan... then the background is even stronger!" Turkey said with a bold face: "Now Miss Lan is Fu Sanye's woman!"

Lu Ping asked back, "Who is Mr. Fu?"

"You don't even know Mr. Fu? Oh my god, Fu Yanji, Mr. Fu, haven't you heard a word? Huang Laoxie, a beggar from the west and north, lost to Mr. Qingfeng Fu!" Turkey beamed happily As he said that, there was a special sense of superiority on his face.Although I have just entered Qingfengtang and belongs to the rookie level, but after all, the name of Qingfengtang is resounding, who in Yongzhou City is not afraid?Sigh, if I knew I would have announced my name from the beginning, I would have scared him to death, so why would I suffer such a fat beating?

"Fu Yanjie? I seem to have heard of this name somewhere!" Lu Ping nodded slightly.

The turkey looked proud: "Hmph, are you scared this time?"

Lu Pingdao: "I'm afraid of a piece of women's products, are you afraid?"

Um?Turkey thought about it carefully, Fu Yanji and Fu Yanjie really look alike!
So he quickly corrected him: "Fu-yan-ji! It's not Fu Yanjie, the auspicious one! Mr. Fu, the name that is said to die in the world, that third master, is talking about him!"

"The guy in the legend who only has half a head and loves to eat game?" Lu Ping stayed in Yongzhou for a while, so he naturally heard some rumors about the masters of Qingfengtang.

Turkey said: "Half a head is a bit exaggerated, anyway, it's true that one head is missing. It's true that I like to eat wild game. It's said...it's said that the third master also likes to eat human flesh. Isn't it scary?"

"What? Another one who likes to eat human flesh?" Lu Ping smiled wryly.

"Hush!" Turkey emphasized: "This is a secret, and if it is spread out, you will be beaten... No, no, I am a member of Qingfengtang now, do I need to be so polite to you? Hey, kneel Tell Brother Turkey to admit his mistake, let me beat you back, and I will not ask Brother Mahjong to bring someone to beat you, what do you think?"

"You are so cute!" Lu Ping touched his cute face: "You stay here for a while, I have to go back and give money to others! By the way, you can practice writing doggerel to consolidate your learning .”

The turkey asked: "Send money? What kind of money?"

Lu Ping asked: "You want it too?"

"It's not rare! I gave you ten yuan just now and you still want to go back, do you have the heart?" Turkey said with a grin on his face that he no longer trusted.

Um?What about people?

How come and go?
Turkey fiddled with the phone, opened the call history, and found a call entry named 'Brother Mahjong'.

To fight or not to fight?

The turkey wandered back and forth, wanting to fight for a while, and not wanting to fight for a while.

Don't fight, after all, I feel unwilling to be beaten.

Let's fight, Brother Mahjong is ruthless, I can't wait to kill this guy... Just now I discussed knowledge with him here for a while, and I feel that we get along quite well.

In fact, Turkey is really not the kind of person who is bad in his bones.

Turkey's original name is Hookie. He was originally an honest cook. Five years ago, he learned to drive in the same driving school as Brother Mahjong from Qingfengtang, and he was bullied several times by Brother Mahjong.As a result, not long ago, Brother Mahjong took people to eat at the restaurant where he was staying. After drinking too much wine and eating Bawang meal, he met Turkey again.

After all, they are acquaintances. Turkey knows how powerful Brother Mahjong is, so he pays for his meal with his own money.

Later, Fu Sanye asked Brother Mahjong to find an honest person to come over to be Lan Bingbing's driver, so Brother Mahjong thought of this former driving school classmate.

In this way, Turkey became a member of Brother Mahjong.

For this reason, Turkey has been quite proud for several days, and has been imitating Brother Mahjong's domineering and ruthless strength, imitating him to swear and show off his power, but he always feels that something is wrong after imitating it.

Just like just now, he was discussing writing with someone even after being beaten.

Could this be an old saying?
Men are afraid of getting into the wrong line.

When Lu Ping returned to the scene of the incident, it was much calmer here.

Lan Bingbing and the Ferrari had disappeared, and the crowd of onlookers also disappeared.

Only the dozens of fashionable sisters who have not received the money are left standing there, discussing about Lan Bingbing with great interest.

Zheng Sanhu mingled among the sisters, interjecting a few words out of nothing.

When Lu Ping came back, everyone immediately stopped chatting and greeted him here.

"The slut star is gone. I just let her drive away, and she died when she played again. Just now we made her into a mess. She was covered with saliva, vegetable leaves, banana peels, and so on. Beat me!" The eldest sister in red high heels walked up to Lu Ping first, and explained the situation here to him.

"It's a pity that I missed it, but I can imagine it." Lu Ping smiled and said, "That's fine, I kept you waiting for a long time, now I will transfer the money to you, and you will all have a share!"

After transferring money to them one after another, it was already noon.

Lu Ping made a rough calculation, and the money sent out didn't even reach one-twentieth of it.

hold on?
Anyway, Gong Mengran was granted a day off.

Lu Ping was about to take Zheng Sanhu to find a place to solve the lunch problem, when the cell phone rang suddenly.

It's a text message.

"Tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon there will be a duel by the Yaya River, do you dare to come? —— Yu Zhen!"

Lu Ping suddenly regained his spirits.

On this day, I, Lu Ping, have been waiting for a long time!