Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Jiang Guihe looked up at the person.

First of all, I feel familiar.

but.

In an instant.

Then think carefully and fear.

"Ghost!"

In horror, Jiang Gui and Creepy suddenly ran out.

ghost?
Where did the ghost come from?

Everyone who accompanied him felt baffled.

Jiang Yuanhang and Liu Haibao were also at a loss. They felt that the boss was a little abnormal today. He was a fearless master, and he didn't believe in ghosts and gods.

Seeing Jiang Guihe's strange behavior, many people were more or less psychologically affected.

They stared wide-eyed to search for traces of 'ghosts'.

Not at all.

The accompanying few couldn't help but discuss a few words:
"Did Brother Jiang have hallucinations after drinking too much? Did you break the story?"

"Liu San'er, go over and see what's wrong with Brother Jiang."

"Let's take care of Jiang Ge's town first, and teach the troublemaker a lesson... Huh? This guy who dares to call Jiang Ge talkative, why do I think he is so displeased?"

Liu Haibao opened his mouth wide and introduced, "He's the one who came to make trouble!"

It was also difficult for him.

A piece of his tongue fell off, and he still insisted on talking more.

"Ah? Really?" One of the men with big ears looked at Lu Ping a few times and murmured, "It doesn't look like it. He alone can do you two like this? You two... really waste."

Jiang Yuanhang snorted suddenly, and said, "You big-eared thief speaks lightly, you just saw that we were beaten, why don't you think about it from a different angle, how powerful is that person? Seals and I are not ordinary people. by him……"

Without saying a word, the man with big ears rushed over and kicked Jiang Yuanhang.

Jiang Yuanhang flew three or four meters away in an instant.

"How dare you say that you are not a waste without being beaten?" The man with big ears sneered.

Liu Haibao, who had the same fate, took a look at Jiang Yuanhang's embarrassment, and said to the man with big ears: "You...you are taking advantage of others, if Coach Jiang hadn't been beaten before, would you have kicked him away? "

The man with big ears turned his head and glared at him: "What did you say? Do you want to try too?"

"I...I won't try." Liu Haibao's words are leaking now, so he doesn't have the heart to make waves.

"Then let me get out of the way!" The big-eared man stared at Lu Ping behind him, picked a piece of booger with his little finger, and stuffed it in his mouth.

what?
Lu Ping couldn't help being surprised.

There have always been legends about people who love to eat boogers.

But few have the chance to witness it for themselves.

After all, there are too few.

But now it seems that the legend is true.

In reality, some people do like to eat boogers, and they still eat their own boogers.

"The taste is quite nasty..." Lu Ping pouted, walked over, and said, "Everyone, make room, it's getting late, I want to go home and sleep."

The man with big ears sneered: "Sleep? Stop dreaming, boy! You have a big heart, do you think you can get out of this door tonight?"

Lu Ping smiled and said, "It's not a good idea for you to delay my sleep. Because I'm different from you, I have to go to work tomorrow. Otherwise, my wages will be deducted."

"He...he still wants to go to work? Is he still afraid of deducting his salary?" The man with big ears laughed, and finally pulled out a bigger piece of booger from his nostril, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it as if enjoying delicious food Get up: "Dude, from now on, going to work, sleeping, and getting paid, all of these are...extravagant expectations for you. I want to fuck you!"

vomit……

Lu Ping couldn't take it anymore.

I thought that when Zhang Shengli licked Bai Zhiyuan's thigh, it was already the most disgusting.

Now it seems that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky.

At this time, someone behind the big-eared man suddenly said: "Brother, you don't know who is talking to you, do you? Yongzhou B4 brother. If he launches a threat, he can force you to death!"

"Ah? He's the bloody brother B4?" Hearing this, Jiang Yuanhang immediately felt that the kick he suffered just now was not wronged. It was a great fortune to be kicked by the famous B4 brother.

Brother B4.

A legend in the rivers and lakes.

A spring.

A concentration camp for gangsters with a mixture of fish and dragons, an assembly hall, a casino, and a drug field all in one.

Two years ago, Yitangchun was visited by a mysterious master, who was smashed from the first floor to the eighth floor, and more than [-] gangsters were beaten into meatloaf. Calm things down.

But no one knows who this mysterious figure is.

All I know is that he has an unsightly hobby...eating boogers.

Therefore, he is called Booger Brother in the Jianghu.

Later, it was passed on more, and it gradually became Brother B4.

"Bloodwashing a spring is a ball of hair, isn't it? The scenery I had back then is what you can imagine? I am a dragon in the underground world of Yongzhou. Where dragons pass by, not a single blade of grass grows." Big-eared B4 brother saw that someone had heard of him , is even more airy.He was originally a very low-key person, but his strength did not allow him.

And once he gets angry, he likes to eat boogers, and he eats them non-stop.

Brother B4 stretched out his hand and pinched his nose. After picking for a long time, he couldn't find a single star.

It seems to be a bit in short supply.

"Oh, it's out of stock? Shall I lend you some?" Seeing that Brother B4 had worked so hard for a long time and got nothing, Lu Ping immediately burst into sympathy, and said to the people around Brother B4: "You are still in the same group, do you have any sympathy?" Heart? Didn’t you see that you guys B4 didn’t have anything to eat, you all contribute some!”

Jiang Yuanhang snickered when he heard this, but he didn't expect this little driver to be quite humorous.

For a while, he picked his nose reflexively, wanting to contribute a little, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare.What if someone only likes to eat his own booger?Wouldn't it be another beating?

Brother B4 snorted a few times.

He didn't snort booger, but snorted snot.

So he raised his toes, ready to wipe the snot under his feet.

"Wait!" Lu Ping stopped him from a distance, and said, "In liquid state, it seems to be more nutritious. The composition of solid and liquid is the same. You have to learn to soak in the rain and dew, and don't be partial to eclipse."

"Oh? Really? Can the ingredients be the same?" Brother B4 really hesitated.

Lu Ping nodded sincerely.

"B4 brother, he's playing tricks on you! Fuck him!" A man in a colorful T-shirt reminded him suddenly.

Brother B4 glanced back, and said with a smile: "You are all spectators, and it is enough for me to teach him a lesson. Brother B4 also wants to be restrained, but his strength does not allow it. It was not good for the people who provoked me in that spring. The end. Although this kid didn’t directly offend me today, he offended Brother Jiang. “In society, Brother Jiang, I don’t talk too much about being cruel.” Hmph, if you have time, think of a sentence for me, better than Brother Jiang That word is even more domineering. You have to know how to publicize and have advertising words just like starting a company. Don’t you think so?”

Everyone really secretly started to think of advertisements for Brother B4.

"My B4 brother in society, people love to eat boogers... No, no, it doesn't rhyme."

"B4B4, seriously despise...not domineering enough."

"..."

A group of mentally handicapped patients.

Lu Ping gave them the identification results in his heart.

"By the way, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, I also came up with a phrase, see if you can use it." Lu Ping looked at B4 brother in front of him seriously, feeling that it is a blessing in life to add flowers to this best in the world, so he was also very interested He offered advice and suggestions for him: "A4 is paper, B4 is shit... How about this sentence?"

This time it rhymes.

"Well, catchy... How dare you call me shit?" Brother B4 quickly reacted, glared at Lu Ping angrily, and said, "I wanted to beat you up and throw it out, but now the problem is It's serious. I'm going to tear your mouth apart and cut off your tongue. Hmph, I can't kill you today!"

"Pervert! Go away, or get down!" Lu Ping said, and took another step closer.

It's getting late.

What happened tonight was really rich.

Dial after dial, string after string.

Lu Ping was really tired.

But just as the battle kicked off, Lu Ping's cell phone rang suddenly.

Seeing that Brother B4 in front of him was ready to make a move, Lu Ping quickly reminded him: "Pause, pause, can you call me after I finish answering the call?"

"No, I'm going to fuck you now!" Brother B4 threw away the fruit knife in his hand and went into battle with bare hands.

"Alright. Anyway, I'll educate you while answering the phone, so it won't be too late." Seeing that the discussion failed, Lu Ping decisively pressed the answer button.

Caller: Mi Caner.

"Brother, what time is it and why don't you come back? Did you go to live in a villa with our lady?"

"Ah? I almost forgot about you. Are you still at my house? Sister... There are some things I can't say. In this way, I already know about your affairs. Can I arrange your school affairs? on my brother."

"Then I want to learn to dance, do you think it's okay?"

"Okay, that's great. I support it with both hands."

"Brother, when will you come back? Are you hungry? I'll make you a supper?"

"Oh, I'm really hungry. How about a bowl of noodles? There's meat in the refrigerator. Cut some shredded pork, crack two eggs, and put some sesame oil...I'll be home soon."

"..."

"Is there a younger sister? Still want to go home? Want to eat noodles?" Brother B4 raised his leg and kicked him.

Lu Ping stepped aside and continued to talk to Mi Can'er: "By the way, Mi Can'er, there are pickles in the refrigerator, you can cut a plate of pickles by the way... Here it comes again!"

Brother B4 made a sneak attack this time.

With the other hand, Lu Ping met the blow seemingly inadvertently, resting his palm on the fist that Brother B4 hit, and said to the mobile phone: "I was not talking to you just now, oh no, the previous sentence of cutting pickles is related to What you said, the last sentence is not for you... huh? Still coming?"

Brother B4 saw that the punch just now didn't work, so he took a step back and kicked Lu Ping quickly in the crotch.

Cut off sons and grandsons.

His move attracted Lu Ping's great attention.

Lu Ping turned around to dodge, allowing Brother B4 to kick in vain.

Brother B4 was also very anxious. Just now he was full of confidence, thinking that he could subdue the opponent with three punches and two kicks, but the fact is that he seemed calm and calm while dealing with himself while making a phone call, which was more than enough.It seems that today is really a match.

"Oh sister, you continue to say... No, it's nothing, it's just that there is someone next to us who keeps interfering with our conversation... Who? You don't believe it, a person who likes to eat booger..."

Lu Ping said with a smile.

Brother B4 simply stepped forward to pick up the fruit knife that he threw away just now, and stabbed it aggressively.