Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Who?
Of course it's my sloppy... master Lu Ping.

The old man was not human at all.

is God.

otherwise……

Man, how can he teach such a powerful apprentice?
Thinking of the old man, Lu Ping remembered many past events, and also remembered that cute little junior sister.

That year.

Lu Ping.

On the Aripulush Mountain in Nasio.

One morning, the sloppy old man waved a broken fan and said to Lu Ping: Apprentice, I am going to accept another apprentice, what do you think?

Lu Ping shook his head eagerly: No, Master, you are enough to have me alone.

The old man said: "It's a female apprentice."

Lu Ping asked: How old are you?
The old man smiled and said, "You are two years younger than you, and Fang is sixteen years old."

Lu Ping asked again: How does it look like?
The old man said: That is a fairy that fell from the sky, so beautiful.

Lu Pingdao: You old man is very bad, I believe you are the one to blame.Last time you lied to me that the scenery from the cliff was very beautiful, but I was tied to the cliff by you for days and nights...

The old man said solemnly: Disciple, didn't I just cure your fear of heights?Is the effect very effective?
Lu Pingdao: But you lied to me, this is an indisputable fact!

The old man said: Sometimes, good deception can still happen.

a few days later.

The old man stood in front of a huge rock on the mountain again.

The old man said: disciple, I can use my finger as a carving knife to carve a word on this stone, do you believe it?

Lu Ping shook his head: I don't believe it, the rock is so hard, it's impossible.

The old man asked back: What if I engraved it?
Lu Pingdao: If you can engrave it, I will burn water for washing your feet for a month, even though your big feet are very smelly.

The old man coughed and coughed twice: the water for washing feet is free, and you can’t wash your feet once a month as a teacher... How about it, if I engrave it, you promise the master to accept another apprentice.

Lu Ping scratched his scalp: Allow me to think again.

The old man said: Don't think about it, it's settled like this.

Lu Ping looked at the hard boulder and nodded: All right, I'm sorry you can't carve it!
As the powder on the boulder fell.

The bad old man really wrote an ugly word on it.

This 'character' is crooked, very similar to the character 'Yu', and somewhat similar to 'Ning', but it is not like a 'character'.

But it's really a 'word'.

And engraved very deeply.

Later, that bad old man asked Lu Ping to paint it with paint, which became a color word.

So the little junior sister was brought back by that bad old man.

Lu Ping clearly remembered that scene: a ragged old man, holding a beautiful and clean little girl like a fairy, stood in front of him, and said, this girl will be your junior sister in the future, and you will practice together in the future. Friendship, the most important thing is to be filial as a teacher.

But how is this like accepting apprentices?
This is clearly the beggar who is abducting and trafficking people...

but.

Little Junior Sister is so pretty.

If he had known how good-looking it was, Lu Ping would have agreed to this old man long ago.

"Brother!"

"Junior Sister!"

"Brother is so handsome!"

"Junior Sister, you really have vision!"

The old man asked Lu Ping to take the younger junior sister to familiarize themselves with the environment in the mountains.

Lu Ping took his junior sister's hand, came to the side of the boulder, pointed to the 'character' and said: Junior sister, have you seen it? This is the 'character' written by the master.

The little junior sister snorted: How ugly!
Lu Pingdao: That bad old man is very bad...

The little junior sister jumped up and said: Brother is so kind...I'll go tell Master right away, you speak ill of him!
A week later.

The little junior sister was severely scolded by the old man because she lost her mind during the practice.

Lu Ping touched her little head to comfort her.

The little junior sister cried and said: Brother, that old man is very bad.

In this way, Lu Ping and Junior Junior Sister quickly reached a united front.

For example, the two teamed up and pretended to be a ghost in the middle of the night to scare him.

Also, put stones in the old man's rice.

Or, put bugs in your shoes.

Stuff snakes in the bed.

In a fit of rage, the old man punished Lu Ping and his younger junior sister to wall in front of that boulder for three days and three nights.

Lu Ping looked at the handwriting again: the handwriting written by the old man is really ugly.

The little junior sister said: "That bad old man is very bad."

Lu Pingdao: Junior sister, you are so kind... If I tell Master that you speak ill of him, will he teach me to write on stones as soon as he is happy?

The little junior sister said: You want to learn such an ugly word?

Lu Pingdao: Junior sister, you don't understand.Although this word is ugly, Master used it to win the most beautiful you.

The little junior sister blushed: Senior brother is really bad, he always likes to tell the truth.

After a lot of stalking.

The old man finally agreed to teach Lu Ping how to write.

then.

Lu Ping's new round of nightmares began.

I soak my hands in traditional Chinese medicine every day, and my hands are so swollen that I can't move them.

At the same time, I began to practice my internal energy day and night, even breathing out while sleeping...

Lu Ping's stomach continued to swell and swell.

When it was the most powerful, it was actually like a pregnant woman who was about to give birth.

And still fart.

There are always hundreds of them a day.

Later, I often had loose bowels and woke up more than ten times a night.

That bad old man saw it in his eyes and smiled in his heart.

Finally one day.

The old man told Lu Ping: Do you know why your abdomen is always bloated?

Lu Pingdao: Could it be that my dantian is not big enough to accommodate the absorbed breath?

The old man said: Wrong!
Lu Pingdao: That's because you are angry!
The old man told the truth: In fact, it was my teacher who accidentally made a mistake in the qi supplement formula that he prepared for you.

Lu Ping: ...

The old man had a smirk on his face: "It can still be made up, it can be made up."

Later, Lu Ping learned that this method of carving characters on stones with fingers is called 'Vajra Finger'.

It seems that Shaolin Temple also has this kind of exercise, right?

But it's really not as good as taught by this bad old man.

After soaking in traditional Chinese medicine for a month.

The old man started to let Lu Ping put his hands in the sand... It's a clichéd way, is there any?
It seems that Iron Sand Palm is also practiced in this way.

Of course, it's not just sand.

Lu Ping has also inserted boiling water, a stove, glass, and the wriggling little butt of the little junior sister... (Don't think about it, it's not what you think!)

The junior sister clutched her buttocks and ignored Lu Ping for a week.

It is said that it has been bruised for a long time.

after that.

The old man got worse and started to feed poison on Lu Ping's fingers.Yes, that is really poisonous!
Lu Ping's fingers were swollen and swollen again, and swollen after it swelled.

It has also experienced several times of erosion, cocooning, cocoon removal, and back and forth.

It was really embarrassing during that time.

Because my hands have been sharpened, I have to eat, drink, relieve my hands...all kinds of inconveniences.

Anyway, the old man will not help Lu Ping with these things.

I can only embarrass my little junior sister.

……

……

Ma'am.

So many years have passed in a flash.

The mastery of Lu Ping's astonishing skill cannot be done without the contribution of his junior sister.

But after that, this little junior sister never heard from her again.

Think about it, if she is still alive, she should be a slim, gentle and pleasant girl.

Oh, gentle and pleasant people dare not say.

She was only sixteen back then, so she was fierce.

at this time.

Seeing that Lu Ping looked strange, Kong Long couldn't help but leaned forward and said, "Boss, you... what's wrong with you?"

Lu Ping came back to his senses and frowned: "Who is your boss?"

Kong Long pointed to the word 'dinosaur' on the floor, and explained: "What you said just now, let me do it with you in the future. I, Kong Dazui, promise everything. From now on, I am your man. "

"You...you..." Lu Ping sat down on the sofa after thinking for a moment.

Kong Long ran out frantically, and quickly brought a cigar and a box of sulfur-free matches.

"Come on, boss, try this smoke."

Kong Long passed the cigarette over and lit the match.

Then he stood there helplessly, waiting for the new boss to give instructions.

Say it!

A man who can write on tiles with his finger.

Does he still dare to fight against it?

The key is to be irresistible.

"You want to follow me now? Why did you go early? The quota is full!" Lu Ping said with a finger, "Look, there are already Shao Jinyuan, Mahjong, and Viper sitting here. Moreover, Mahjong is also one of the top ten King Kongs." , my temple is too small, and if there is another King Kong, can I pretend to be in this romantic time?"

Kong Long pinched his nose and thought for a moment, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I... I can play mahjong."

Lu Ping asked: "Don't care about the ranking now?"

Kong Long emphasized: "I am willing to be behind him, first come first come first."

Yes.

How dare you care about the ranking.

Being able to survive is the last word.

This prawn just said what he said, there is no other way out but to submit to him.

Looking at this state, let alone one Kong Long, I am afraid that even ten Kong Long added up, they are not his opponents.

Are there any other options?

Lu Ping turned Erlang's legs, looked at Kong Long for a while, and said, "Well, you should continue to go back to your third master. Go back."

"Ah? You want me to go back?" Kong Long looked blank: "I can't go back, this."

Lu Ping asked back, "Why can't you go back?"

Kong Long scratched the tip of his nose and said, "I...I understand, you...you must want to send my body back, right? I know you won't let me go back easily...how can such a good thing happen? ah?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "You think too much! Who said that you can't do things for me when you return to him?"

"Ah?" Kong Long's head opened instantly, and he nodded again and again: "I understand, I understand. What do you mean, let me go back and play lurking?"

Lu Ping said: "Almost."

Kong Long tentatively asked: "Then...then what is my mission?"

"Your boss surnamed Fu is rich, find a way to get him some money!" Lu Ping smiled.

Kong Long was at a loss: "The key is how to do it?"

"Use your brain!" Lu Ping frowned: "For example, you go back and tell him that you have already taken down this clubhouse, and now you need a sum of money to package and upgrade Brilliant Time, won't the money just come? ?”

Kong Long suddenly realized: "I...why didn't I think of it? This is... this is called tricks, right?"

Lu Ping said, "However, I'm still a little worried."

Kong Long said: "Boss, tell me."

"You can betray Lao Fu now, maybe you will betray me after I let you go back." Lu Ping said seriously: "I have seen this kind of person a lot, and he will fall when he sees the wind. It is a grass."

Kong Long turned his head to look at the two characters on the ground again, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, I will definitely not fall this time, even if I am killed."

Lu Pingdao: "But with a red mouth and white teeth, how can I trust you?"

"Boss, think about it, you are so powerful. If I, Kong Dabi, betray you, you want to kill me... Isn't that like crushing an ant to death?" Kong Long found someone who could persuade him. breakthrough.

Lu Ping nodded: "That's right. You can understand this, very good."

Kong Long breathed a sigh of relief again: "Then... now you see, I... can I take people back?"

"How do you report to your boss when you take someone back?" Lu Ping glared at him, and said emphatically, "Let me show you the way. You can go and ask him about mahjong later. He has experience in this area."

Kong Long was startled suddenly: "Could it be...Could it be that Mahjong has... been instigated by you earlier?"

"What kind of instigation or not instigation, is it hard to hear? People are turning to the light!" Lu Ping said.

Kong Long said: "Yes, yes yes yes. Abandon darkness for light, abandon darkness for light. Like him, I... also... can be regarded as a pearl in secret!"

Um?Lu Ping looked at Kong Long and looked at him with hairs all over his body: "Okay, big nose, now the idioms are used so frequently? One meaning, you actually used two idioms to express it?"

"Yes...really?" Kong Long touched his mouth in disbelief, recalled what he said just now, and laughed: "Abandon the dark and turn to the bright, and the bright pearl turns to the dark...it's really true, and there is no typo." .Uh, I understand, I understand, the main reason is that you are educated, Boss, and you have nurtured me..."

Lu Ping was happy: "Stop flattering!"

Kong Long said: "Oh, then...then you don't like it, I...I promise not to shoot in the future."

"Idiot! I asked you to take less pictures, but it doesn't mean that you are not allowed to take pictures! If enough is enough, it is still possible..." Lu Ping quickly corrected him.

Uh……

"Then I...then I'll talk to Mahjong, and ask him how... how I can serve you." Kong Long thought that his new boss was quite funny, and he was much better than that third master Fu.For a while, the idea of ​​'seeing each other later' actually sprouted in my heart.

That feeling.

Just like Zhao Zilong abandoned Gongsun Zan and voted for Liu Bei back then.

"and many more!"

Lu Ping raised his hand to stop him.

Kong Long leaned forward: "Boss, what else can I order?"

Lu Pingdao: "Just now you broke that little girl at the front desk, her mobile phone, the cup, and even ate her fat sea..."

"Oh... I'll pay, I'll pay!" Kong Long responded, and suddenly explained: "However, I didn't drop her phone, so it's over if I just return it to her?"

Lu Ping asked back, "Can you bear it?"

Kong Long said blankly: "I didn't fall, Ren... Ren... The phone is fine!"

"A big nose will affect the development of the brain!" Lu Ping looked at him with contempt, and said, "Is it easy for a part-time college student to come here to work and study? I was scared like that by you. Also, the girls all over the street now use thousands of dollars." Love is crazy for one dollar, and people use low-end mobile phones that cost thousands of dollars, can you bear it?"

Kong Long laughed suddenly: "I get it, I get it, match it! You must match him with the love crazy! plus one!"

Lu Ping emphasized: "The girls are patriotic and support domestic products, don't you hear?"

Kong Long muttered: "Domestic products... Domestic mobile phones... don't seem to be too expensive, right? They all cost thousands of dollars."

Lu Pingdao: "It's clear from a glance that you are used to worshiping foreigners. You can check on the Internet and find that there are thousands or tens of thousands of domestic products. Now our Great China has become a technologically powerful country, and you are still stuck in the 20th century. old eyes..."

Kong Long nodded deeply: "Arrangement, I will arrange it right away, the most expensive and the best."

Lu Ping reminded: "The photo element needs to be high, girls like to take pictures."

Kong Long said: "I understand, I understand."

"Also." Lu Ping stood up, stepped forward and patted Kong Long on the shoulder, and said, "Aren't you happy that you have met Master Ming now?"

Kong Long said: "Happy, happy, I'm super happy."

Lu Pingdao: "You have to express your happiness."

"How...how else can I express it?" Kong Long said again with a confused face: "I can't help but laugh. Look, my mouth is full of laughter, all. Isn't it, Boss?"

Lu Ping said: "What's the use of expressing in front of me? Go outside and share it with everyone!"

Kong Long exclaimed: "Outside expression?"

Lu Ping said: "You have a big nose, you can sing a song."

"Why...why do you sing when you have a big nose? I don't sing...it's not good." Kong Long was so anxious that he was about to cry, why didn't the boss play cards according to the routine, he had to force people to sing.

Lu Ping emphasized: "A big nose has smooth air flow and helps pronunciation. Haven't you seen Liu Tianwang, the four heavenly kings? Why does he sing well? It has a lot to do with the big nose. You have a long nose. You have a bigger nose than him. Although, you are not as handsome as other parents."

Kong Long smiled wryly: "This...is there any scientific basis for this?"

Lu Ping frowned: "I'm just asking if you can sing or not?"

Kong Long said hysterically: "Sing...sing...can't I sing?" Alas, I have never seen such a boss with such a sense of humor.

Lu Ping nodded and said, "That's right."

Kong Long lowered his head and didn't rush out of the box, he got into the bathroom first.

Just now, I have been holding back a bubble of urine, and I almost peed in my pants.

Now I can finally pee freely.

Lu Ping leaned on the sofa and took a drag on his cigarette.

Go-getter +1.

Wealth +?

"Well, this cigar is not bad, and this big nose is quite enjoyable." Lu Ping tasted it without thinking, and thought: "This guy doesn't know how many cigars to honor! Enlightenment, inspiration."

At this time.

Lu Ping's cell phone rang suddenly.

It's Gezhi.

Lu Ping remembered that he had told Gezhi to secretly protect Bai Kexin, did something happen to Bai Niangzi?

"Boss, something strange, something strange happened to Miss Bai!"

Ge Zhi said so as soon as he opened his mouth.