Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Lu Ping's proposal received unanimous response from everyone.

Let your strong words be unreasonable, let your eloquence flow freely, how can you deny it in the face of strong evidence and facts?

"Come, sir, take a step to speak."

Faced with oncoming critical gazes, Chen Junfeng chose to compromise.

But a compromise is not a compromise in the true sense.

"Okay." Lu Ping didn't object at all, to see what trick this guy was trying to play.

Chen Junfeng took Lu Ping to a corner under the watchful eyes of everyone, looked back at the scene that had boiled into a paste, and Sun Zhe who was surrounded by everyone, pointing his nose and scolding non-stop, and then looked at Lu Ping , the eyes are already filled with a strong smell of gunpowder, not very friendly.

Lu Ping stuffed a cigarette into his mouth.

"Brother, you're not finished, are you? Don't you want to bring down our shop, don't you give up?" Chen Junfeng lowered his voice, completely lacking the righteous and righteous attitude just now.

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Isn't this a bit serious? When something like this happened, not only did you not take the blame, but you even questioned me here? You are so naive."

Chen Junfeng said: "It won't do you any good to bring down our store. On the contrary, you will get into big trouble. I can say, at worst, I will slap my ass and leave, but our boss, hmph, guess he will What's wrong with you?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I helped your store find out a pest, and he will definitely be grateful to me."

"Thank you? What do you think?" Chen Junfeng snorted coldly, and then said: "To tell you the truth, our boss is a social person, and he has an online club and a pedicure shop, all of which are very large. This coffee shop He joined, seemingly inconspicuous on the surface, but it's all about making money from this coffee shop. It's a huge profit. You have blocked our boss's money, and I bet he wants to chop you with a knife."

Lu Ping asked back: "Why, scare me?"

Chen Junfeng said confidently: "As long as I make a phone call with our boss, he will bring someone over immediately. By then, hmph, even if you kneel down and beg for mercy, it will be too late."

Lu Ping said: "So what do you mean?"

"What you have to do now is to go over and explain to everyone, just say...just say...just say that these things today are all a prank on you, or simply say that you are making a video clip, and they cooperated with you before The plot of the play. Anyway, there are such jokes everywhere on the Internet now, for the sake of attracting fans." Chen Junfeng logically described an illogical falsehood, which may be the only measure that can restore the store's image.

Of course, it is also self-help.

After all, this kind of thing happened when I was on duty. If the boss pursued it, he would have to bear the main responsibility.

"You...how are you so talented? Why don't you call it a movie when you're still making jokes?" Lu Ping couldn't help laughing: "The eyes of the masses are discerning. If you use lies to cover up lies, you will get the final result." It will definitely be a lie. I see you, it is really ridiculous."

Chen Junfeng tightened his expression: "That is to say, do you disagree?"

Lu Ping asked, "Why should I agree?"

"Okay, okay, you choose the road yourself, don't regret it!" Chen Junfeng took out his mobile phone and said: "I'll call our boss right now, and I'll see how you end up when the time comes! Listen to people's advice, eat enough, But you're so paranoid, it's not that I didn't remind you, it's you..."

Lu Ping interrupted him and urged: "Stop talking nonsense, call now, don't waste time!"

While dialing the number, Chen Junfeng said, "I'm really calling."

"Then hit me quickly! If you don't hit me, I'll hit you!" Lu Ping was also drunk.

After Chen Junfeng hesitated for a while, he really called his boss: "Brother Kun, I'm Junfeng... Oh, it's like this, Brother Kun, something happened in the cafe, and a customer insisted on making things difficult for us." , and incited other customers to rebel, who... The reason is that Sun Zhe, the waiter of our store, spit into his cup... Ah, yes, yes, maybe he really spit. But he shouldn't take this Let’s make a fuss about this matter, he wants to ruin our shop now... We talked about it, but it’s not going to happen, this guy just won’t listen to persuasion... mention your name? I told him to save Brother Kun some face, but he didn't listen at all, and said that Brother Kun is so amazing, I can't pinch him to death! I became angry when I heard it... Mmm, ok, okay, Brother Kun, Come here quickly, the situation is really out of control..."

After hanging up the phone.

Although there was a hint of worry on Chen Junfeng's face, more of it was gloating.

Damn it, it deserves it!

It was you who insisted on forcing me to use the trick.

Lu Ping felt that Chen Junfeng was really shameless.

The ability to fan the flames and add fuel and vinegar has reached a state of perfection.

"Tell me, when did I tell you that I'm going to crush your boss to death? That brother Kun, right? I know who he is, so I crush him to death? You are so shameless, and I keep telling myself to Be tolerant, be tolerant. Otherwise, you still have the opportunity to stand here and talk to me now?" Lu Ping thought it was very funny, this manager Chen is simply the best, not to mention that he caused trouble himself, but also wanted to implicate him boss?

Chen Junfeng emphasized: "The right to speak is in my hands, and I can say whatever I want. Who do you think Brother Kun will believe?"

Lu Ping asked: "Shame on me?"

Chen Junfeng said: "My name is Mingzhe Baoshi."

"Unfortunately, I won't give you a chance." Lu Ping curled his lips, sighing with emotion in this vast world and all living beings.

Chen Junfeng sneered: "Do you have the final say?"

Boom!
A slap in the face!

Loud, loud.

"It has the final say." Lu Ping clapped his hands after beating.

"Oh...you hit me?" Chen Junfeng groaned, and warned: "You try to hit me again, and I will ask Brother Kun to increase it ten times and return it to you!"

Lu Ping said: "Okay, I will help you!"

Boom!
Another slap in the face.

louder.

Chen Junfeng was beaten so badly, his eyes were full of stars, and he counted the stars on the spot.

Lu Ping stretched out his posture again, ready to give him another slap.

Originally, I, Lu Ping, didn't want to do anything.

But you are cheap.

I can't help it too.

Chen Junfeng turned to the side, ready to dodge.

But how can we avoid it?
Boom!
The slap was harder and louder.

"Do you still dare to hide? Do you still dare to hide?" Lu Ping stepped forward and grabbed Chen Junfeng by the collar, pulling him back.

The guests who were attacking Sun Zhe over there looked over after hearing the movement, seeing that the manager had been slapped, they kept applauding and cheering for Lu Ping in their hearts.

Live it!

What is this manager!

Of course, the situation on Sun Zhe's side was even worse.

This guy was regarded as a street mouse, and was surrounded by everyone. You cursed at me one sentence at a time, and from time to time, someone would kick and slap him a few times.

There were also those who spit and spit on him.

Some directly took the leftover coffee, juice and various beverages and poured them on his face.

God can't forgive him for doing that despicable thing.

Lu Ping grabbed Chen Junfeng over.

And let him stand with Sun Zhe for trial.

But on balance, I feel that letting them stand is too cheap for them.

So Lu Ping suggested that they kneel down.

But they don't listen.

It wasn't until Lu Ping put his feet on their knees that they both knelt down.

All kinds of scolding.

Various crusades.

But not for a while.

There are three back chefs in the coffee shop, and they killed them with a kitchen knife.

They are all close friends of Chen Junfeng, and one of them is his distant relative.

Chen Junfeng's relative seemed to be the leader, and he was very arrogant. He waved the kitchen knife in his hand and threatened Lu Ping, "You...you...are you here to mess things up? Let... let Manager Chen... let He got up! You still have to apologize to you and bow, or I'll chop you up right now?"

This person is unshaven and wearing a white chef uniform, but the clothes are obviously stained and dirty.

In his early 30s, he wore a pair of slippers on his feet.

There is a layer of black ash on the feet.

The rest of the kitchen staff were not clean either. The chefs' uniforms were full of oil, and the most important thing was that they were ugly. All crooked melons and jujubes were crooked, as if the Empress Nuwa had squeezed them out of leftovers.

Usually they prepare meals behind closed doors in the back kitchen, and the guests never see them.

But see you here.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Nima, it turns out that all the things I eat and drink here are made by these dirty guys?Looking at their image, how messy is the back kitchen?
vomit……

vomit……

All the guests felt a psychological shadow.

But Lu Ping said there was no pressure.

Fortunately, I didn't eat or drink anything at noon today, otherwise...

It seems that the saying that birds of a feather flock together is not groundless. This coffee shop looks very high-end from the outside, and the dining environment is also well decorated, but what kind of people are recruited here?
either bad.

either dirty.

Either mean.

There is no one who looks normal.

It must be the boss who is called Brother Kun, in order to save labor costs.

But is it really useful to place a kitchen knife in front of the land?

Three kitchen knives.

Shiny kitchen knife.

The chefs with the knives haven't waited to react yet.

A gust of wind was heard.

Immediately afterwards, the kitchen knife in his hand disappeared.

Where did it go?
They were all held by Lu Ping.

"Who is short of kitchen knives? Free delivery, free delivery." Lu Ping held up the three kitchen knives, facing the guests, and said: "The people in this coffee shop are rougher than the other, but the quality of these kitchen knives is not bad. It will be very fast. Everyone go back and boil it in boiling water, and the disinfection can still be used. Remember, it must be disinfected.”

Many people began to show their hands to vote.

"I want it, give me, give me, I'm short of kitchen knives at home."

"I'm missing it too. I only have a vegetable cutting knife at home. It's rusted and can't cut bones."

"..."

Seeing this, the three chefs gritted their teeth anxiously.

The bearded chef picked up a stool from the side and gave instructions: "Come on, come on, beat me up, beat this guy to death!"

He was really good at talking, and the two younger chefs really rushed forward.

But before Lu Ping could make a move, several burly men stood up from among the guests and threw the two of them out like chickens.

Even the man with glasses joined the battle team.

Subsequently.

The bearded chef was also brought to Chen Junfeng's side and knelt there.

Anyway, idleness is idleness, before Brother Kun appeared behind the scenes, Lu Ping began to arrange tasks for these three people one by one.

Sun Zhe loves to spit in other people's food.

Lu Ping ordered him to spit on Chen Junfeng and the bearded chef.

The standard is to soak their whole body.

Otherwise it cannot be stopped.

Chen Junfeng is eloquent, can be sensational, and knows how to mobilize everyone's emotions.

Lu Ping ordered him to do a stand-up comic.

The standard is to be able to make everyone amused.

Otherwise it is not a pass.

The bearded kitchen loves to play with kitchen knives.

Lu Ping asked him to perform an acrobatic trick of swallowing a knife.

The standard is that the entire kitchen knife must be swallowed.

Otherwise keep swallowing.

For the three of them, these three tasks of teaching students according to their talents are extremely difficult, and it can be said that they are impossible tasks.

Therefore, at first they refused.

Until Lu Ping each gave another loud slap.

Then give in.

Who is to blame?
I, Lu Ping, didn't want to play with you.

But if you insist on forcing me to play with you, I have no choice but to accompany you.

In the past, when he spit on other people's food, Sun Zhe was secretly happy, but now, he really couldn't figure out how much spit on the two of them to complete the task?

Will you vomit blood?
But if you vomit blood, you have to vomit, otherwise you will be beaten again.

The bearded chef stuffed a kitchen knife into his mouth, the corners of his mouth almost reached the ears, but he still couldn't get it in... If he knew it, he would have brought out a western steak knife.

But that's not okay, you won't die if you eat it?

On the contrary, Chen Junfeng's task is much easier, isn't it just a stand-up comic?I watch Guo Degang talk about cross talk every day at home, and Yue Yunpeng with that humble face, I can also pick out a few classic jokes.

"I'll serve you, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, Assorted su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed Hash ants, stewed cold duck..."

"A lama came from the south, and a dumb man came from the north. The lama wants to take it..."

"Oh fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring..."

"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first. My name is Zhou Yunpeng, Stephen Chow's Zhou, Liu Qingyun's Yun, Andy Lau's...Peng... It's funny to hear my name? Actually, you don't necessarily have me in your name. That's good, because your names are all chosen by your parents, but mine is not, my name is given by phone bill..."

"..."

Chen Junfeng exhausted all his strength and knelt there alone to show off the audience.

But what puzzled him was why no one laughed when he told so many classic comedy jokes.

Not without a smile.

Everyone is actually laughing in their hearts.

Laugh at his yin and yang violation.

Laugh at his hypocrisy and deceit.

Laughing that he has always been confident but stumbled.

Lu Ping sat there smoking a cigarette, his calm posture was very handsome.

Smoke rises.

It aroused everyone's emotions.

15 minute later.

There was a sound of hurried footsteps at the back door.

Brother Kun is here.

He led a dozen vicious youths with tattoos and tigers, and made a mighty detour from the back door, and they all carried various knives in their hands.Machetes, sliced ​​knives, baseball bats, iron bars, machetes...etc.

A group of people cursed and cursed, unstoppable.

"Dare to come to Brother Kun's place to make trouble, and peel his skin!"

"Shit, it's been a long time since I've had a fight. I have to have a good fight today. Don't stop me. I'll use an iron rod to smash his ass into a pulp."

"Brother Kun, what do you think about this matter?"

"People will be beaten, money will be extorted, ribs will be broken!"

"..."