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Many people mistakenly believe that the Miao*dao is a knife used by the Miao people.

actually not.

The Miao knife is a precious cultural heritage of China for thousands of years, and it has always been a well-known martial arts knife skill at home and abroad. It is an authentic knife used by the Han people to practice martial arts.But because the blade is slender and looks like a seedling, it is named Miao*dao.

The body of the Miao*dao is like a sword but not a sword. There are two sizes, one is five feet, the other is three feet and seven inches.
And in history.

This knife has a noble pedigree.

It is one of the most advanced weapons in China's cold weapon era.

More importantly, the Miao*dao has always been held by the Royal Imperial Army (special military units such as Qianniuwei, Habayashiwei, etc.), so it is also known as 'Qianniudao'.

"Where did you get this knife? Miao* knife, this is an antique." Lu Ping took a step forward, re-examined the cockscomb head in front of him, and asked, "Ancestral?"

Jiguantou sneered suddenly: "You know the goods, that's right, it's passed down from your ancestors."

Lu Ping asked again: "Then who did your ancestors serve as security guards?"

"Security?" Ji Guantou was stunned and argued: "What the hell is security? My ancestors can scare you to death if you say it, Tao Minde, the third-rank guard with a knife, the general of the Imperial Forest Army next to the emperor. Hmph, this Miao *The knife was the one he used before, and it was stained with the blood of an unknown number of people."

Lu Ping smiled and said, "That's the emperor's security guard, which dynasty?"

Ji Guantou emphasized: "Why are you asking so many questions? You just need to know that my knife is enough to deal with you. Have you ever heard of the Tao style knife technique? It was invented by my ancestor General Tao. I think back then , My ancestor, General Tao, used this saber to repel hundreds of rebels for the emperor, and all of them were headed by a single saber."

When everyone heard this, they were startled one after another.

How powerful is this cockscomb head?

No wonder Brother Kun thinks highly of him at ordinary times, and even entrusts him with the good job of body-searching the chick.

Lu Pingdao: "So, you also know a thing or two about your ancestor's sword skills?"

"Know a thing or two? Hmph, that should be called very proficient!" Jiguantoujian was in the air, and when he spoke, his eyes really overflowed with the arrogance of a swordsman.

"Looking from a distance, the knife is indeed a good one, and it hasn't rusted. If it's really an antique, it must be very valuable." Lu Ping commented seriously: "Have you had someone appraise it, how much is this knife worth? "

Cockscomb said: "Priceless treasure!"

"Nonsense!" Lu Ping emphasized: "Everything has a price, and I don't believe you don't know what to do."

Ji Guantou thought for a while, then raised his head and said, "There are always tens of millions! Boy, you talk too much. There is a saying in our ancestors that the Tao family's sword technique should only be used in extreme cases. Otherwise, it will be considered a violation." House rules. Now, I think the time is up, I want to use this knife to cut off your tendons, hum, it hasn't been fed blood for a long time."

At this moment.

Several people have already started to regret it.

If I had known that this cockscomb head was so powerful, I shouldn't have thrown it away just now.

This guy has been hiding his secrets. With such a great name and background, he is still a descendant of the emperor with sword guards. Isn't his skill and sword skills more than enough to deal with this person in front of him?
Nima, dare to say that he has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
not authentic!
Even Lu Kun looked at Jiguantou in shock, recalling some things before.

Ji Guantou's real name is Tao Bao. He is only 27 years old.

Later, Tao Bao was recommended by others and introduced to Lu Kun as a younger brother.At first, Lu Kun only regarded him as a handyman, after all, his hairstyle is here.

But every time there was a fierce fight, this Tao Bao always rushed to the front, and when he was around, no matter how many or how tough the opponent was, he would always win.

Therefore, Lu Kun later promoted him and entrusted him with important tasks.

Sometimes drinking together, Tao Bao would tell some stories about his ancestors when he drank too much, saying that his ancestors were Jin Yiwei with unique skills, masters in the palace, and invented an invincible sword technique.Moreover, he also compiled the anecdotes about his ancestors into more than a dozen jokes to promote the lintel.

It's just that Lu Kun always thinks he's drunk and bragging every time.

Listening to his words now, compared with the fact that he had never been defeated in a fight before, Lu Kun suddenly realized that this kid is really not a fuel-efficient lamp!

I, Lu Kun, underestimated him.

"Can I have a look at it? Your knife." Lu Ping asked.

Um?Tao Bao felt that the atmosphere was not right, he wanted to fight him, but he still wanted to see my knife?I'm stupid, this guy is clearly trying to trick me with my Miao*dao, and trick me into losing my weapon, wouldn't he have the upper hand?
"You don't need to watch it. When I clean you up, I'll let you watch enough." Tao Bao's sword pointed to the ground, his posture, eyes, and even his momentum, all showed the image of a swordsman to the fullest.

Only the hairstyle doesn't match.

brush!
As he stepped forward slowly, the tip of the knife cut a long and thin trace on the ground.

What a sharp knife!

Lu Kun saw a burst of pain: my wooden floor, just laid!

But he is a swordsman after all, presumably this is one of the tricks.

After all, this is often shown on TV. A very powerful swordsman, or swordsman, they seem to like to appear in this way.

The tip of the knife struck the ground, and sparks flew everywhere.

It looks awesome.

Tao Bao was not in a hurry to slash directly at Lu Ping, but suddenly pointed his knife at a dining table, and picked up a dinner plate with lightning speed.

Immediately swipe three knives.

The dinner plate broke several pieces in an instant, and fell to the ground.

"Okay, good!" A friend who was on the sidelines couldn't help clapping his hands.

"What is this!" Tao Bao tossed his hair in disdain, deliberately looked at Lu Ping from the side of his face, and urged: "What are you doing in a daze, pick up the knife quickly, don't say that I bully you with Tao-style knife skills Unarmed!"

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Tao-style saber technique, the eliminated saber technique, I still need to use a saber to deal with you?"

"Tao-style Thunderbolt!" After Tao Bao let out a pained cry, he decisively switched to holding a knife in both hands, leaped lightly, and slashed towards Lu Ping's head.

Wow!
So handsome!
Everyone was shocked!

This move of "Tao Style Thunderbolt" is like a knight coming out of the mountain, or like a roc spreading its wings.

That is the momentum of Thunderbolt!
Lu Ping turned his body unhurriedly, and easily dodged his sharp knife.

click!
The blade actually cut into the floor several inches!
Lu Kun looked pained again: My wooden floor is very expensive.

Tao Bao suddenly came to a yellow dog to lift his crotch, the knife came out from the crotch, and his feet stepped on the air. After a flexible movement, the thousand-ox knife in his hand stabbed at Lu Ping again like a broken bamboo.

Lu Ping turned sideways again, avoiding it.

But this time he didn't give Tao Bao another chance to accumulate strength.

Taking a smooth step forward, he grabbed Tao Bao's wrist without any suspense, preventing him from moving.

Tao Bao was taken aback, caught so fast?so tight?
The wrist is like being clamped by pliers.

Earn, can't earn.

He wanted to hit Lu Ping's lower body with his leg.

If you compete with Lu Ping in legwork, then he will be no match.

Lu Ping's leg, is that an ordinary leg?Those are a pair of legs trained by that bad old man to become King Kong!
Peng!
One kick!
Tao Bao shivered suddenly, and his buttocks stuck out violently.

Where did it go?Did it kick there?

Ouch……

Some key part of Tao Bao felt numb and painful, and the heart-piercing feeling told him that he really kicked there.

Lu Ping originally wanted to make up a few more legs, but felt that it was unnecessary.

Anyway, he is now a useless person.

Lu Ping snatched the Miao*dao from Tao Bao's hand, but he didn't even have the strength to fight back.Nima, the eggs are all broken, where is the strength?
Everyone was shocked.

Seeing that Tao Bao's only hope was also shattered, Lu Kun couldn't help feeling his scalp tingle, as if tens of thousands of wires were jumping out of his head, what should I do?What should I do?

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have believed in Tao Bao. I thought he was a low-key king, but practice has proved that he is a bronze who can only do some three-legged cat kung fu.

Ugh.

How could this be?
This time it was Lu Kun's turn to grab the door and escape.

While observing the Miao*dao in his hand, Lu Ping warned: "Don't try to escape, you will only regret it even more."

He actually saw it?Lu Kun looked at Lu Ping in shock, and said tentatively: "Brother, you are amazing, amazing. I have lived my whole life, and I have never seen such a powerful person like you. Should...or...or let's sit down first. Come down for a cup of coffee, we... no... we don't know each other if we don't fight, we don't know each other if we don't fight."

Lu Ping looked at him with contempt, and asked back: "Who wants to meet you, do you deserve it?"

Lu Kun looked embarrassed.

That Tao Bao was already sweating coldly from the pain, and the feeling of his body swelling and breaking the universe made his blood rush, as if he was being tortured, so that he quickly curled up in the corner of the wall.

Nima, it's too ruthless, too ruthless.

Ouch……

Ruined!
Lu Ping then glanced at Tao Bao indifferently, and said: "Didn't you brag about it just now? The peerless martial arts passed down from your ancestors, and what kind of swords are there? It sounds quite bluffing. Your two actions are at most an idiot. Morning glory. What are you looking at? Don’t look at me like that, the knife is indeed a good knife, I confiscated it, and I will use it to cut watermelon. Oh, it’s so sharp, it should be fine for chopping ribs or something.”

Tao Bao said shyly: "You can't take it away! Mine, mine! Our family has been passed down for dozens of generations, I can't let it... let it be lost here."

Lu Ping asked, "Do you have a choice?"

Tao Bao clutched his crotch and begged: "Please give it back to me, please give it back to me? This... This knife has been hidden in my house, and I have never dared to use it. Just today... Just today Bite the bullet and take it out and use it this time, but... still... I also met you, please, please, give it back to me, give it back to me..."

Lu Ping smiled: "You are a useless person now, there is no possibility of having descendants, and this knife will not be handed down in your family. What do you want him for?"

Tao Bao turned pale with shock: "I...I can still be cured, I can still be cured."

"It can't be cured, I know I kicked it." Lu Ping didn't have the heart to deceive him, and said: "Some people who were castrated by me before, like you, always thought they could be cured, but in the end it was a waste of money."

Tao Bao emphasized: "Now that technology is so advanced, you can change your head, and this thing can definitely be changed."

"What a fart! If it could be changed, a large-scale industrial chain would have been formed long ago." Lu Ping looked at him with contempt, and then said: "The knife is a good knife, and it will belong to Lu Ping from now on. You have to thank your ancestors , pass down this knife to you, it...it has artistic value and cultural relic value, so I am going to keep it as my own."

robber!

This guy is a robber!
Tao Bao cursed hysterically in his heart.

Lu Ping sat back on the chair, Erlang cocked his legs, lit a cigarette, glanced at the crowd, and said, "Don't just stand there in a daze, change your posture."

Lu Kun was the leader, so he was the first to respond to good things, so he pulled out a chair and sat down.

Lu Ping glared at him: "Who told you to sit down?"

Lu Kun looked innocent: "Didn't you say, let... let let change your posture? Standing, sitting, just these two postures."

"Your vision is too narrow. Who told you that there are only two postures?" Lu Ping snorted, and said to Lu Kun, who has been resigned: "In addition to standing and sitting, there are many others, such as squatting, kneeling, lying, lying down, etc. You are more Which one do you like?"

Lu Kun panicked: "Huh? Then...then..."

After Lu Ping's reminder.

There were already several people over there, squatting down one after another.

Another one wanted to kneel down, but when he saw that others were just squatting, he changed to squatting too.

"Then...then I...then I too..." Seeing that the brothers were all squatting down, Lu Kun began to struggle, should he squat or not?

Squat, lose face.

Don't squat, this young marshal is watching here, don't eunuch yourself again.

"Don't squat down, pick up the knives, guns and sticks on the ground, and call a scrap collector to collect and sell scrap iron." Lu Ping said without raising his head.

Lu Kun looked bewildered: "Sell...sell scrap iron?"

Lu Ping asked: "Do they have other uses?"

"This, alas, it cost a lot of money to buy..." Lu Kun murmured, but he didn't dare not to do it, so he began to bend down and tidy up the things on the ground.

Lu Ping carefully stared at the excellent Miao* knife in his hand, feeling very relieved in his heart.

Searching for it thousands of times in my dream, it takes no effort to get it.

Well, today's blind date is good.

In fact, Lu Ping's master liked Miao*dao very much, but his Miao*dao was not passed down from his ancestors, but got it by chance.

The old man often used that Miao knife as a teaching rod, yelling at Lu Ping.

Therefore, Lu Ping felt that the Miao*knife of this cockscomb head surpassed the old man's Miao*knife by a hundred times and a thousand times in terms of appearance and quality... Humph.

What?Give it to the old man?

No no no.

Lu Ping thinks that one day when he sees Master again, he can compare with him.

Fuck that bad old man.

Ok?
I miss Master and Junior Sister again.

Alas, I, Lu Ping, am a sentimental and handsome man.

After calming down his thoughts, Lu Ping glanced at Ji Guantou, who was still twisting his crotch and crotch at the corner of the wall. His face was almost twisted into a twist at this time, and the pain of losing his second brother hit his whole body, making him unacceptable.

"The owner of Miao*dao, oh, it should be said to be the former owner, look here."

"I have accepted such a precious gift from you, and I haven't asked your name yet."

"So tell me, what's your name?"

As Lu Ping spoke, he looked at the Miao* knife in his hand a little fondly, thinking about the glow of that old man's face after seeing this knife in his mind... Humph, why not give it to him!
Who made him treat me so harshly in those years.