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"Ouch!"

Erhei hastily withdrew his hand back in pain.

The thick pine tree had a layer of bark cut off by him abruptly.The tree shakes off its dead branches.

How did it hit the tree?
The main reason is that Lu Ping hid too fast.

Like a shadow.

"Erhei, you are making a deadly move!" Lu Ping's expression darkened, and he said with a guilty conscience.

"I haven't used all my strength yet... Ouch..." Erhei shook his wrist a few times, and was about to stab Lu Ping with his fist.

Lu Ping dodges around the tree.

After Erhei punched several times in a row, another punch hit the tree trunk.

"Ouch... I'm damn... Ouch..."

It hurts more this time.

Erhei was very puzzled, why it was like whack-a-mole, he obviously hit him just by looking at it, but he suddenly appeared from the other side.

"Yes...if you have the ability, don't dodge it? Hit me!" Er Hei shouted anxiously.

Lu Ping smiled: "You punch so fast and so hard, why don't I dodge?"

"Let me punch you obediently..." Erhei took aim at an open space, dashed forward with an uppercut and chased after him.

"Okay!" Lu Ping didn't dodge this time, when he punched, he suddenly raised his arm and pushed.

Erhei successfully hit the tree trunk again.

Blood oozes from the fingers.

"Oh...it's very flexible!" Erhei didn't expect the other party to have such a change of moving and dodging. While being surprised, it overturned his previous understanding of Lu Ping.

I thought the other party was a little driver who could only play tricks.

I didn't expect it to happen twice.

Fortunately, I, Erhei, was just a small tester just now.

Don't look at me as Erhei, but I have long legs and are very flexible.

Fists can't reach, legs can't reach you?

Erhei held onto the trunk of the tree and kicked it in a circle with his legs wrapped around him, like an autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, with the momentum of sweeping across the universe.

Lu Ping is still flashing.

Erhei came over to make up a few more legs.

flash!
flash!
flash!
"Boom!"

Erhei was eager to win, and his calf hit the tree trunk violently.

This time the pine tree trembled more strongly, so that several strings of fresh pine branches were shaken down.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Erhei hugged his calf and moaned, thinking, this guy is good at dodging around trees, he never punched him or kicked him, but he always It was hit on a tree.

Now my hands are broken and my legs are swollen.

And actually.

Lu Ping didn't even bother to fight him.

Although Erhei is strong and fierce, in Lu Ping's view, what is the difference between him and a mosquito?
Just tease him for a few laps.

"You...why didn't you fight back? Light flash?" Erhei didn't rush to chase again this time, but stared at Lu Ping angrily. He felt that it was time to change his tactics.

Lu Ping said: "You are so dark, I am afraid of being black."

"Stain... can this thing get on?" Er Hei was really dumbfounded, this is dark skin, and it wasn't carbon, how could it get on?

Lu Ping curled his lips: "Then I'm too lazy to fight with you. I like to watch you fight back and forth like a headless chicken. I just can't hit you."

There was a black line on Erhei's face: "You... I understand, you are defensive! You can only defend!"

Lu Ping said: "I see you are so dark, I can't bear to hurt you."

"You bragging! Can you hurt me?" Erhei immediately showed a look of disdain: "Tell you, the one who can hurt me, Erhei, is probably still in his mother's womb!"

"Really?" Lu Ping asked back, "Then why did your hand break?"

Erhei kicked the pine tree hard: "It was the tree injury, not you!"

"You can bully even a stationary plant, and you can't bully it." Lu Ping snorted coldly: "You still dare to fight me, are you worthy? If I really do it, you Erhei will be... crippled."

"It's amazing, if you have the ability to compete with me face to face, don't hide like a turtle, and I will beat you!" Erhei glanced around with the corner of his eyes, and changed instantly. tactics.

His body was also very flexible, and after a few strides, he reached the heel of the wall.

Hmph, there are no trees, let me see how you can hide!
He put on an offensive posture, stood there and shouted: "Come on, come here! Come here if you have the ability!"

Lu Ping smiled and followed.

Erhei frowned, and sprinted up like a tiger descending the mountain.

Lu Ping turned around lightly and leaned against the wall.

There are murals on the walls, which are lifelike.

Erhei turned around quickly, and one flew into the air and smashed directly at Lu Ping's shoulder.

Um?What about people?

"Ouch……"

"My toes..."

For sure?
Broken is not broken, but the fracture is certain.

However, Er Hei forcefully kicked a small hole out of the wall.

"Erhei, you are so naughty, you broke the wall again, you have to pay for it." Lu Ping looked at the wall with regret, as if he didn't care about Erhei who hurt his toe.

Erhei twirled his toes, breaking out in a cold sweat: "Don't dodge, don't dodge, don't dodge! If you have the ability, don't do it!"

Only then did Lu Ping turn his head and look at him: "Even if I don't dodge, you can't kick me."

"Do you believe it can kick you to death?" Er Hei gritted his teeth.

"Forget it, I won't play with you anymore, you are too destructive." Lu Ping sighed lightly, and said, "At that time, I once asked Dahei if he had considered abandoning martial arts and pursuing literature, but he didn't listen at first. .I suggest you now, you go and keep him company. You are too savage and easy to stumble. It is safer to write novels."

Erhei was slightly taken aback: "Then why did he listen to it later?"

Lu Pingdao: "Because he thought about it and finally realized that he is useless."

"Hmph, what a joke! Let me tell you, I, Erhei, have a bottom line, and the ones I look down on the most are those scholars who write and draw." Erhei said angrily: "Including Dahei, what do you say? Is he disgusting? Is he still writing novels, does anyone read them?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "You are wrong. Dahei is very devoted now, and he regrets the past of being together with you. So he wrote down those unbearable past events in words to inspire people."

Erhei yelled: "Qi... Open your head, Qi? Let me tell you, I, Erhei, was born to rely on fists to make a living, and I rely on fists to win the country. What the hell is writing novels...write you b*tch! Writing novels, hum, it is impossible to write novels in this life, only fists are the most suitable for me. You think I am a big black, and if you just pour a few chicken soup for your soul, just..."

Lu Ping frowned: "Your mouth is getting dirty!"

"I don't like you, are you going to hit me? Hit me!" Erhei used the aggressive method: "Don't pretend to be a grandson, just practice your mouth!"

"Okay, I'll help you." Lu Ping walked towards each other slowly.

Erhei frowned, and issued a warning: "Don't dodge this time, fight honestly!"

Lu Ping nodded: "Okay!"

"Then why don't I beat you bastard?" Erhei swung his fist at the right moment.

This time Lu Ping did not break his promise.

If you don't hide, you don't hide.

When the fist is in front of your eyes.

He raised his hand to block it seemingly calmly.

This stop doesn't matter, just hear a click!
What is broken?

Erhei's heart skipped a beat, and then he felt a tearing pain in his forearm bone. He couldn't use his strength anymore?
"What's wrong with Erhei? What's wrong?" Lu Ping asked.

Erhei didn't have time to think about it, so he used his other arm to unleash a crazy punch, and swung it towards Lu Ping's head.

That might be the momentum to sweep away thousands of troops!

Not to mention flesh and blood, even sharp bricks and rocks would probably be smashed into pieces.

Then I saw.

Lu Ping stood up with his palms raised, he insisted on following Erhei's sweeping direction with his fists, and gave him an acceleration to go there.

As the saying goes, extremes must be reversed.

Click!

Erhei's arm suddenly paused, then drooped.

The shoulder joint is open!
It's not a simple dislocation.

It was due to the severe shock and traction that the cartilage, coracoid process, acromion, glenoid and other parts around his shoulder joint were squeezed, deformed, and even fractured.

This is the end.

Erhei's arms are completely useless.

I'm afraid that even if he is sent to the doctor in time, it will be difficult to recover.

At this time, Erhei is like a black fish with drooping arms, painful nerves, confused eyes, surprised pupils, restrained resentment, and extended loss!
"I gave you a chance, but I insisted on not listening." Lu Ping stuffed a cigarette into his mouth without losing the opportunity, and said, "Didn't you mean to fight with your fists? You can try again, and see if you can get rid of it first." Clench your fists and talk."

Erhei broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, and sure enough he tried to squeeze it a few times.

But it hurts to hold it.

It seemed that the muscles and nerves were no longer listening.

"Don't look at me with that kind of look. I wanted to wait a little longer, but you can't tell that I'm giving in to you." Lu Ping sighed lightly, and said, "Forget it, I'll help you reborn tonight and start a new life." Be human!"

"You...you...how are you so powerful? Impossible, impossible..." Erhei suspected that this was a dream, it must be a dream.

He really wanted to pinch his thigh, or his cheek.

See if you are dreaming.

But now he can't even lift his hands.

Lu Ping said: "Back then, Dahei had the same doubts as you. It's a pity that there is no medicine for regret in this world. Now that your two arms are useless, you still have two legs. Do you want to try it too?"

Erhei instinctively took two steps back, his eyes showed the charm of compromise: "You...you are not the driver, you are not the driver!"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I am a driver, and I am a good driver, with first-class driving skills. But believe me, even if all your bones are broken today, I will definitely not drive you to the hospital. Because, all of this It's your fault."

"You...you...you are a mysterious person?" When people are in a state of panic, their intelligence will increase a lot.Obviously, Erhei did it.

Lu Ping asked, "How do you see it?"

Er Hei faltered and said: "I... I finally figured it out now, you lied to our Young Master Hou that... the 'mysterious person' you mentioned doesn't exist at all! No, no, it's not that he doesn't exist, he... he It's just yourself! You're terrible, you... who the hell are you?"

"Mysterious man, haven't you already seen through it?" Lu Ping said with a smile.

Erhei felt the hair on his head stand on end, and a wave of horror flashed in his heart: "You lied, we were all deceived by your appearance. It turns out... so you are... Let me think, let me think Da...Dahei...Dahei, I'm afraid he didn't write novels voluntarily, he...was he forced by you?"

Lu Ping shook his head: "You're wrong, I didn't force him. But before he wrote the novel, he went through a process of rebirth just like you. There is no reason to abandon martial arts and follow literature, even the 'Mr. Huang He' back then. , There must be his causes and laws behind this. The same is true for Dahei, but what I want to tell you is that he is indeed living a more fulfilling life now than before."

"You...you're lying again!" Erhei said with a painful expression on his face: "If people are useless, how can they be enriched?"

"Spiritually!" Lu Ping said: "Spiritual enrichment is the real enrichment. Only when you put down your fists and force can you find the true meaning of life."

Erhei seems to understand but not understand.

Lu Ping continued: "Er Hei, I know that your cultural attainment is not as good as that of Da Hei, so I don't force you to be like..."

Erhei abruptly interrupted Lu Ping's words, and said emotionally: "Who said I'm not as good as Dahei? Who said that?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "But I think you don't seem interested in abandoning martial arts and following literature."

Er Hei said: "I... I have been better than Dahei since I was a child, and my composition is better than him. I am better than him in every aspect..."

Lu Ping said: "But you are darker than him!"

Um?Erhei looked hysterical: "This... this is true."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense." Lu Ping patted Erhei on the shoulder and said, "As long as you promise me not to help Hou Shijie as a thug, just like Dahei, completely disappear from his world, I will Just let you go. Otherwise, I will dig a hole for you in the yard, and you will become a mass of human fertilizer to nourish the yard. At the same time, you Erhei will disappear forever in this world."

Erhei looked at the tree beside him, hesitating and struggling.

"three!"

"two!"

Lu Ping started counting down.

"Okay, I agree!" Er Hei's eyes reflected a strong desire to survive.

Lu Ping waved his hand: "Then you can go."

Erhei suddenly shed complicated tears, hesitated to speak, and walked slowly to the gate.

Can I, Lu Ping, redeem Erhei like I redeemed Dahei?
Looking at his lost back, Lu Ping was full of thoughts.

But Erhei suddenly turned back while walking.

Lu Ping asked: "Is there anything else?"

Erhei looked down at his two useless arms, and asked tentatively, "Writing... novels can you really make money?"