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Lu Ping was also taken aback for a moment.

Have it?

possible.

After all, this Tao Bao was not the first to be recruited.

Lu Ping really can't remember when he developed the habit of loving crotch.

Learned from master?
No.

This pot is not that bad old man's.

The root cause should be Lu Ping... When I first joined the mercenary army, the team often practiced a fighting technique called "unarmed four-point technique".The so-called "four-point technique" is the essence of defeating the enemy with one move.The midline of the human body gathers all the weakest and deadliest organs in the human body.These four points include the head, heart, abdomen, and crotch.

But the practice of "unarmed four-point technique" is all the routines used to attack these four parts.

Although in the eyes of Lu Ping now, the "unarmed four-point technique" basically has no technological content, it is just the essence of some simple self-defense techniques.But in the state of facing death for a long time, these fighting methods have gradually formed a habit that is almost reflexive.Although Lu usually restrains himself from time to time, it is inevitable that he will use it uncontrollably.

Especially the crotch attack, which has the fastest effect in actual combat.

In this way, the opponent can lose resistance in the fastest time.

"Sister, old sister! I didn't lie to you!" Tao Bao lowered his shoulders and covered it, and said with a sad face: "I... I am the only seedling in our family, sister, this person... this person he let us The Tao family has no descendants. You...you are a woman, and you...you can't continue the incense. This...you can only rely on me. But now I'm... eunuched by this person..."

Tao Ran stood there dumbfounded, already breaking out in a cold sweat: "Xiaobao...you...don't lie to my sister. You...what you said is true? You...don't you feel anything at all right now? ?”

Tao Bao nodded resolutely: "No...no! There is no need for... energy."

Wu Zhe quietly approached Tao Bao, and asked softly, "Xiao Bao, this may also be due to your psychological tension and psychological effects. I was kicked to... there once. I thought I was useless, but After watching the island country movie for a while, it was good again. I suggest you try it too, it shouldn't be that easy..."

Tao Bao interrupted him: "Look, you think I don't watch it? I don't feel it at all!"

"It's too much! It's too much!" Tao Ran looked at Lu Ping with righteous indignation, took the scimitar from Tao Bao, and became very emotional: "Your surname is Lu, you let our Tao family die. I’m going to kill you today too!”

Tao Bao fanned the flames from the sidelines: "Yes, sister, I'll kill him! One knife, click, he will become a eunuch!"

Although this Tao Ran was serious and domineering, she gave Lu Ping a good first impression, at least she was quite sensible.

Therefore, Lu Ping did not want to meet each other with swords and swords.

What's more, he has no habit of fighting with women.

"Calm down! Girl, you must calm down!" Lu Ping explained weakly: "That was the situation at that time, it was true... Maybe I did hit a little hard. But... But I remember that I didn't use much force. He swiped I can't just stand there and let him chop me up with a knife, can I? So...so you can still blame me for Brother Ling's situation, he has more to blame for himself!"

Tao Ran stood holding the knife, stretched out his arm slowly, and pointed the tip of the knife at Lu Ping: "I don't want to listen to your explanation! In my life, my brother was the only male in our family, but you...you ruined him. I "Do you think I can forgive you?"

Lu Ping asked back, "What do you want?"

"Er...you...you!" Tao Ran glared at each other.

"Okay, okay! Sister, this is the demeanor you should have!" Tao Bao felt proud when he saw his sister showing off his power, and he kept shouting and cheering from the side: "Sister, you have obtained the true teaching of Tao's saber technique. He's not like a kitten, it's too simple. Sister, avenge me, and pay back the blood debt for our Tao family!"

The more Tao Ran thought about it, the more ashamed he felt, and suddenly he turned quickly and slashed down on a stone bench beside him.

The successor of the famous sword.

That really lived up to its reputation.

The solid stone bench was cut off from the middle in an instant, splitting it into two.

"What a powerful sword technique!" Lu Ping couldn't help exclaiming, he suddenly remembered the Japanese samurai Wu Cangxiong he met in the Lanwei Building by the river.

That guy is a master of Haruji Zhan swordsmanship. He once used his sword to chop off BB bullets fired at high speed, thus shocking the world.

Although he was later eliminated by Lu Ping, his swordsmanship is indeed superb.

However, Tao Ran's saber technique is not inferior to Wu Cangxiong's in the slightest, and is even better in terms of momentum and technique.

It's just that I didn't intend to be an enemy of her.

"Give him a knife. Don't let people say that I am bullying him." Tao Ran said, then walked towards the weapon rack.

After removing a shining big knife from above.

She flashed the two knives in her hands in front of Lu Ping.

"Which one to use, you can choose whatever you want!" Tao Ran looked at Lu Ping seriously.

Lu Ping smiled wryly, "I'm really... really not good at wielding knives."

Tao Ran asked, "Then what are you good at?"

"I'm good at..." Lu Ping smiled wryly, "It's not a question of whether I'm good at it or not. Miss Tao, I really don't want to use force with you. You may not know, but I have a habit of never fighting women."

Tao Ran emphasized: "I am not an ordinary woman!"

Lu Ping said: "Can you have children? Those who can have children are women. Miss Tao, how about this, since you want to use force with me, why don't we use a more elegant competition method, what do you think?"

Tao Ran restrained his murderous intent temporarily: "What do you want to compare?"

"Competing... poetry? You are obviously not the opponent. Compared to eloquence, you are obviously less coquettish. Then how about...competing arm wrestling?" Lu Ping thought of a way that would not break the rules.

"You...what abusive comparisons." Tao Ran was obviously even more annoyed: "Since you said you don't want to fight women, then well, then according to the old rules of the world, we will be compared with three big ones!"

Lu Ping asked: "What are the three major items?"

At this time.

Tao Bao and Wu Zhe's faces turned green.

The three major items... If this is not done well, it will be fatal!

Although the heroes of the rivers and lakes of the ancestors, whenever they encountered some martial arts disputes that were difficult to resolve, they would use these three major items to go through the motions.In the end, the conflict was indeed resolved, but the result would be death and disability.

"You'll know when you come up, I'll ask you if you dare to compete?" Tao Ran exuded a special charm, domineering and awe-inspiring, but there was a sense of heroism in it.

Lu Ping realized that the so-called three major issues must be very important, but he still agreed: "Okay! Let alone the three major issues, there are ten or twenty items. How can I, Lu Ping, be afraid of you?"

"Wu Zhe, ask someone to bring up the three major pieces! They haven't been used for 100 years, and today I want to bring them back to life!" Tao Ran said, throwing the knife in his hand.

After the big knife drew a galloping trace in the air.

It was accurately hung on the weapon rack at the base of the wall.

"What? It hasn't been used for 100 years?" Lu Ping exclaimed.

Tao Ran ignored Lu Ping's questioning, but said bluntly: "Let's talk about the rules. After the three major competitions, the winner has the final say. If you win, our Tao family will consider ourselves unlucky if we lose our incense, and we will never do it again." It's up to you to pursue it. But if you lose, I won't take your life. You... you can find a place to kill yourself!"

Lu Ping smiled wryly and said, "Break it on your own? Do you want me to commit suicide?"

"Can't you understand human language?" Tao Ran said angrily, "You made yourself goosebumps!"

"Isn't this too cruel?" Lu Ping stuffed another cigarette into his mouth, lit it and took a puff: "But Miss Tao, it's easy for me to lose, and you're going to lose? You...how are you? "

"I..." Tao Ran's face flushed again: "I've made it very clear just now, if I lose, I won't pursue all the cruel things you did to my brother! Let's admit it! "

Lu Ping shook his head: "It's not fair."

Tao Ran asked back: "Then what do you think is fair? As long as you can avenge my brother, I will obey you!"

"If you lose..." After thinking for a moment, Lu Ping said, "I haven't made up my mind yet, so I'll tell you when I do, how about it?"

Tao Ran said without hesitation, "I promise you!"

Ok?
so happy?

Obviously he has a well-thought-out plan!

Lu Ping suddenly felt that it was a little risky for him to promise to compare the "three big things" with her?
After all, this is someone else's territory, and I don't even know what the three major things are.

What if she wants to compete with herself in embroidering, washing clothes and cooking?
That is his weakness.

Of course!
The smoke has risen.

In order to resolve this grievance peacefully, Lu Ping had no choice but to accept the move.

Tao Bao's fellow is hateful, but his sister is a kind-hearted person. If it was placed in ancient times, she would definitely be a generation of chivalrous women.

But her acting style and fiery personality are extremely inconsistent with modern times.

Rather, she looks like a lady who has traveled back from a classic novel.

feudal thinking.

Bandits do it.

After a while.

Wu Zhe walked out of the side hall with a dozen young men and women also wearing kung fu shirts.

In their hands, they all held a few shining big knives.

what's the situation?
Tao Ran noticed the strangeness on Lu Ping's face, snorted coldly, and said, "Don't be afraid, this girl will never bully the little with more, and let them come and deal with you together. This is just one of the three things you saw. "

Lu Ping thought to himself and said, "Which eye of yours sees me scared? I'm just...just estimating how much you can sell so many knives if you sell them all for scrap iron."

puff……

Tao Ran almost vomited blood.

"You still have the mind to joke here, and you will cry later!" Tao Ran waved his hand at the crowd and shouted, "Show!"

put?
what?
When he was confused, Wu Zhe had already led everyone to stand in two teams.

Put down the knives in turn and hold each one in place with that simple stand.

Then the crowd withdrew.

Fifty or sixty gleaming big knives, all with their blades facing upwards, formed a tight rectangular knife array.

"The first thing, go to the Knife Mountain!" Tao Ran turned his head and introduced something to Lu Ping, and then shouted at Wu Zhe and the others: "Go to the second and third things!"

On the mountain of knives?
This Tao heroine really dares to play!

"Miss Tao... This... Is this a bit too much?" Lu Ping smiled wryly.

Tao Ran said calmly: "What is this? The latter two things are even more extreme! If you dare not play, you can admit defeat now, and then find a place to end it yourself, and the grievances between you and the Tao family will be wiped out from now on! "

Lu Ping looked at the rectangular sword formation and said, "Miss Tao, do you watch too much TV? This is... this is all a lie. Why don't you learn it? learn these?"

Tao Ran emphasized: "I didn't learn from TV! Don't watch that stuff!"

Lu Ping asked, "Then where did you learn it?"

"Ancestral rules!" Tao Ran raised his head and said, "You can hurt my brother, which proves that you have some hard work, and you can be regarded as a member of our martial arts. I use this kind of Jianghu rules invented by our ancestors to resolve disputes. Isn't it fair?"

Lu Ping sighed lightly and remained silent.

This Tao family is really a wonderful thing.

My sister sticks to tradition and belongs to the state where feudal thinking is very serious.

And the younger brother Tao Bao has always been wearing a trendy non-mainstream cockscomb hair, and his clothes are also very advanced.

two extremes.

After a while.

The other two pieces were also carried out by the crowd.

When Lu Ping saw it, he couldn't help but look dazed.

This Tao girl...

Is this too harsh?