The daughter-in-law's son-in-law

After returning home, Chen Zhong asked excitedly, "Do I need to take a shower first?"

Su Ziying glanced at him and said, "If you want to take a bath, you can take a bath, there is no need to report."

"Don't you guys take a bath?" Chen Zhong wanted to say that it would be better to be together, so that there would be more harmony.

"I washed it before going out, so there's no need." Su Ziying replied.

Only then did Chen Zhong realize that it didn't matter. He winked at the two of them and went in to take a shower. He turned on the shower and sang.

"Lu la la, lu la la, lula lula... I love to take a bath and have a good skin..."

Huang Shufen asked strangely, "What's wrong with him?"

Chen Zhong rubbed his body well, put on the fragrant soap again, and washed it again, it was perfect!

Wrapped in a bath towel like an uncle, there is a space squeezed between the sofa where the mother-in-law and wife are sitting.

"Let's, what, can we start?"

Su Ziying stood up very simply, took off her coat first, then walked behind Chen Zhong, and put her hands on her shoulders.

Huang Shufen massaged Chen Zhong's legs with both hands, and said, "For so many years, you are the first one to be served by me like this."

"Besides my father and my mother, you are also the first one to be served by me like this." Su Ziying pressed his shoulder.

"..." Chen Zhong was very surprised, "Massage? Is this how you two serve together?"

Huang Shufen asked, "Then what else do you want?"

So Chen Zhong glanced at his mother-in-law's legs with extremely disrespectful eyes.

The latter understood what it meant.

"We said we would serve you together, but you actually thought about that? Are you looking for death?!"

Huang Shufen twisted the hand that was pinching his leg.

"Ah..." Chen Zhong yelled, and immediately denied it, "Where did I think? No, I was wrong, don't screw it up..."

Su Ziying was still pressing his shoulders, but after hearing what he said, she put one arm around his neck, strangled him vigorously, and said, "Chen Zhong, you bastard, go to hell!"

Chen Zhong stuck out his tongue, widened his eyes, kicked his legs indiscriminately, and twitched, pretending to faint.

Not to mention how angry the mother and daughter were, their attacks were also very ruthless. Seeing him not moving, they were shocked.

Huang Shufen put her hand under Chen Zhong's nostril to test it out, then she took it back suddenly, and said nervously, "I'm out of breath!"

Su Ziying was taken aback, and tried her nose with her hand, and she was really out of breath, so she tried to calm down and said, "Maybe it's because I didn't get up for a while, but I should have a pulse."

After hearing this, Chen Zhong, who held his breath, hid his pulse again.

"Ah!" Su Ziying tried and finally couldn't help but panic, "I don't have a pulse either, I didn't mean to kill him..."

"Then what should we do?" Huang Shufen said in a daze, "We often torture him like this, thinking that he has been trained, but we didn't expect him to be so fragile."

Su Ziying couldn't help but shed tears and said: "I often scold him and look down on him. I just want to make him better. Chen Zhong, wake up... woo woo woo..."

Chen Zhong saw that although his wife didn't express her feelings to him, she was very relieved to have such words, but she still didn't move.

"By the way, cardiopulmonary resuscitation!" After all, Huang Shufen was old, and she had seen a lot about life and death.

Moreover, she took Chen Zhong lightly, put him flat on the ground, and pressed his chest with both hands, but it didn't work at all.

"Also, there is artificial respiration." Su Ziying also thought of it at this moment.

She hurriedly lowered her head and opened Chen Zhong's mouth, and breathed on it, but it still didn't work several times in a row.

Although Chen Zhong didn't enjoy a piece of service, he was very contented to achieve such an achievement.

At the same time, I felt that I was done, and was about to open my eyes.

Suddenly Su Ziying stood up and said: "I strangled Chen Zhong to death, I'm going to surrender now!"

"No, daughter, you can't go!" Huang Shufen stopped her.

Chen Zhong thought that his mother-in-law would surrender instead of her.

Huang Shufen boldly said: "I read that in "Breaking Bad", strong sulfuric acid can be used to corrode corpses. Our family happens to have it, so we just don't do it and keep doing it. It's better to give Chen Zhong and corrode it!

Then he announced to the outside world that he had gone back to his hometown to farm. Anyway, he didn't know which village he came from. People like him will be forgotten soon. "

Chen Chong's heart is so cold, his mother-in-law wants to corrupt him, and he can say that. He treats her wholeheartedly, but he will never be able to treat her sincerely.

He couldn't help but sadly think of a poem, "My heart is towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, and then his wife's performance comforted him a little bit."

Su Ziying shook her head and said: "At least he is also my husband, I can't do this, otherwise I will be restless for the rest of my life."

Huang Shufen took a breath and said, "Daughter, I'd better turn myself in, you still have a long future..."

"Mom!" Su Ziying called out.

"Daughter!" Huang Shufen also called out.

"Woooooooo..."

Encountering this change, the mother and daughter hugged each other and cried!

"Cough cough cough..." A cough startled them.

Huang Shufen took two steps back in fear and said, "Chen, Chen Zhong has become a ghost so quickly, come to take revenge?"

Su Ziying was a young man and an atheist, but she calmed down and said, "Chen Zhong, are you alive?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Chen Zhong deliberately coughed twice, staring blankly at the ceiling and said, "I had a dream just now."

Huang Shufen saw that his face was pale and he spoke as if he had lost his soul, she said in fear: "What did you do?"

Chen Zhong said in a high and low voice: "I seemed to float away from my body just now. I saw you two arguing about something. Mother-in-law, your expression is still very fierce.

I was startled, and I went outside lightly, just in time to meet two people dressed in black and white, holding what looked like mourning sticks, and said they would take me to a place..."

Chen Zhong paused at this point, seeing his mother-in-law trembling, smiled secretly, and continued:
"Then we came to a gloomy place, where many people were wearing shackles, some were being whipped continuously, and there were several people who went with me, and they were also wearing shackles,

I stretched out my hand out of fear. The man in white clothes said I don’t need to wear it. He said that I am a good man and I have been wronged. I can seek justice from their adults. Guess who I met? "

Su Ziying couldn't understand how he could have a dream with such a story, and asked with her trusting mother, "Who did you meet?"

Chen Zhong replied: "Meet my father-in-law!"

Huang Shufen was startled and said, "You met Shao Feng? He, what did he say?"

Chen Zhong's voice fluctuated again: "He seems to be standing in front of me, but also seems to be far away from me. He asked me why I didn't stay in the world and come to this kind of place? I realized that I might be dead. It's..."

The mother and daughter lowered their heads.