Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

After thinking about it carefully, Yiyi rolled her eyes innocently and asked Guoguo, "Is Yiyi an idiot or a foodie?"

"Like a foodie." Guoguo thought for a while and gave such a summary.

Nicolas at the side cast adoring eyes directly at Guoguo.

In the ward.

Aunt Gui brought over the stewed chicken soup, and Xu Min put the chicken soup in front of Cancan, handed it to Cancan, and asked her and Qiao Muchen, "Have you thought about the names of the children?"

"Well, think it over, one is called Joe loves to cry, and the other is called Joe doesn't cry." Cancan looked at Xu Min, but she had the strength to make a joke.

Everyone was speechless when they heard the name.

Only Yu Ziling, a curious baby, could keep calm and ask, "Why are you called Joe Loves to Cry and Joe Doesn't Cry?"

"Because the first baby is born to cry more than the second."

This reason...

Yu Ziling was finally speechless.

Qiao Muchen looked at Xu Min with an abused face, "Don't listen to her nonsense."

"Brother, you mean, have you decided on a name?" Song Yanlei opened his mouth and looked at Qiao Muchen.

Only then did Qiao Muchen notice Song Yanlei, "You're not married, what are you doing here?"

Crowd: ...

"I sent my sister-in-law here..." Song Yanlei's gloomy eyes darkened, how low his sense of existence is! !

Cancan then looked at Song Yanlei and Su Lin, "You're freaking out! It's making your wedding impossible to go on normally."

"It's much scarier than when I gave birth to Nicolas." Su Lin admitted.When Nicolas was born, it was a caesarean section, and the delivery date was planned, but it was not as thrilling as Charm is today.

When mentioning this matter, Charm smiled heartlessly, "I didn't feel so scary when I was growing fruit!"

"You don't think it's scary. My arm that was scratched by you hasn't healed for more than a month!" Ou Ze couldn't help but speak like a friend complaining.

Qiao Muchen frowned slightly and looked at Charm.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen apologetically, "Husband, I guess your wound has lasted for three months."

After she finished speaking, she looked at Ou Ze domineeringly, "Senior, don't worry, when Zi Ling is born, I will let my husband catch her as much as I can!"

Hearing Cancan make such a joke, Ou Ze smiled awkwardly.

Yu Ziling has been chasing Ou Ze for so long, his skin is as thick as a city wall.She looked back at Ou Ze, and said something out of her mind, "You are planning to have sex! Otherwise, you can donate sperm!"

"..." Ou Ze glanced at Yu Ziling, wondering if he really got together with this girl in the future, the child born would really have a worrying IQ!

"Nonsense!" Ou Ze glanced at Yu Ziling.

Yu Ziling pursed her lips, "Tsundere!"

"Don't make eye contact, just find an opportunity to tear up the certificate directly!" Xue Zhengxi who suddenly appeared looked at Ou Ze, rolled up his sleeve with a sad face, and complained to him, "Professor Ou, what are you doing to the little one?" Lord, look, is this a permanent scar?"

Ke Zimo, who deserved a beating, actually let his wife bite his arm!But that female man is really good at talking!
Seeing Xue Zhengxi's sudden appearance, Charm quickly asked, "Where's Xixi? How's Xixi?"

"I gave birth to a female man!" Xue Zhengxi said angrily.

Gong Yichen, who came over with Xue Zhengxi behind him, couldn't help but suppress a smile, "I like that girl! She slapped Xue Zhengxi since she was born!"

"I like it too!" Charm smiled.

In fact, the thing is like this...

After the child was born, the head nurse saw that Moxi came in biting Xue Zhengxi's arm, so she mistook Xue Zhengxi for the father of the child, so she put the newborn baby into Xue Zhengxi's hands, hoping to he hugs.

But before the child opened his eyes, he slapped Xue Zhengxi all over the mouth accurately!

Ke Zimo on the side was delighted to see it.

Everyone listened to this story.Can't help laughing too, Cancan looked at Xue Zhengxi and Gong Yichen and asked, "Have Xixi chosen the name for the child?"

"It's done. It's called a sleepy bug!" Xue Zhengxi still feels angry to this day!

Cancan was confused, "What's it called?"

"Just kidding!" Gong Yichen explained, "Don't listen to his nonsense, he will be called a sleepy man when he has a son in the future! What's more, he will give birth to a daughter."

"What's that name?" Cancan asked Gong Yichen.

Gong Yichen replied solemnly, "Conan."

"..." Cancan rolled her eyes, are these two people invited by the monkey to be funny?
"Don't be ridiculous. The name they chose is very poetic." Xue Zhengxi looked at Can Can and Qiao Muchen.

"What name did you choose?" Qiao Muchen asked.

"Ke Shiyi."

Crowd: ...

Cancan has to admit that this name is indeed too poetic...

The poetic and picturesque feeling is indeed too obvious!
"Aren't they twins? What's your name?" Gong Yichen asked.

Charm shook her head, she had thought about it a lot before, but she didn't find a suitable one.

"Anyway, I knew they were twins, so I took two pet names. I haven't thought of the name yet." Cancan said truthfully.

Xue Zhengxi asked curiously, "What pet name?"

For those who knew the truth, the relaxed expression just now became a little horrible.

But Can Can said proudly, "Love love and praise."

"..." Xue Zhengxi began to suspect that he had auditory hallucinations.

This pet name...

What a pet name! !

"God, I knew why you and Moxi were best friends at noon! Qiao Qiao, you didn't comment on this nickname?" Xue Zhengxi looked at Qiao Muchen and asked.

Qiao Muchen shrugged helplessly, "I'll give you a piece of advice. Never discuss decisions with pregnant women!"

"Suddenly I feel that what I said makes sense!" Xue Zhengxi nodded solemnly.

Xu Min and Qiao Mingzong smiled at each other, and then Xu Min looked at Qiao Muchen and Cancan, "None of them look like parents. The important thing of a child's name, I didn't think about it before."

"Your mother and I picked a few names for the child, you and Cancan have a good look at them." Qiao Mingzong put the chosen names in front of Cancan and Qiao Muchen.

Cancan frowned, "This is simply torture, otherwise let Ai'ai and the name be chosen by myself?"

"Choose by yourself? How do you choose?" Su Lin looked at Charm suspiciously.

"It's like a first-year-old lottery, put it in front of them and let them pick it themselves!" This proposal by Charm finally carried out the most casual naming method to the end.

The conclusion reached was that the elder sister's name was Qiao Manyi, and the younger brother's name was Qiao Senhe.

Guoguo suddenly looked at her younger siblings happily, and said to them, "Fortunately, brother, my name was chosen freely by Mingzhu."

"Ai'ai and the name of the name are also chosen by myself." Cancan looked at Guoguo solemnly.

At this moment, Guoguo was speechless.

Qiao Muchen also said that there was nothing he could do about the god-like way of thinking like Cancan.However, I just married such a god-like woman...

Cancan had a normal delivery, so she was discharged from the hospital within two days.

Compared with Moxi's poetic charm, Cancan feels that the name she loves and is called is actually quite tall.

Qiao Muchen handed over most of the work to Song Yanlei.Stay at home with Qiao Manyi and Qiao Senhe at ease.

The family invited several nurses and confinement maids.

Qiao Muchen and Guoguo are learning how to hold babies properly.Cancan couldn't help laughing seeing the father and son in the same posture.

Love love and weigh each other in the originally quiet cradle.

Ai Ai suddenly cried loudly.

The confinement sister-in-law hurried forward to pick up Ai'ai, looked at Cancan and said, "Ma'am, Ai'ai may be hungry."

With bare feet, Charm stepped forward to take Ai Ai, scratched her small nose, and said with affection in her tone, "People say boys are easy to get hungry, why are you acting like a snack?"

"It must be that Charm's milk is not nutritious, I asked Grandma Gui to prepare rice cereal for Ai'ai!" After Guoguo finished speaking, she got up and ran downstairs.

"Boy, stop for mom!! Why is there no nutrition? You were raised by mommy when you were young!"

Guoguo looked at Charm seriously, "It must be that Chancan has given me nourishment!"

amount……

It seems that there is a little truth in it!
Cancan was speechless again.

After Cancan finished feeding Aiai, Qiao Muchen took it from her hand, looked at the nurse humbly like a beginner, and asked if it was the right way to hold the baby that way.

Cancan had to admit that it was really unimaginable to see a man who was all-powerful in the mall carefully holding a milk baby.

Unimaginable happiness.

And Ai Ai, who was always noisy on weekdays, was unexpectedly quiet in Qiao Muchen's arms.

"Honey, you must be an expert at raising babies! I'll leave Aiai to you in the future!" Cancan couldn't help but looked at Qiao Muchen and laughed.

Qiao Muchen put Ai'ai in the cradle, and gently hugged Chancan's already flat belly, only then did he realize that this woman was still in confinement!He actually stood on the ground with bare feet.So Da Heng picked up the woman and walked towards the bed.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen, and said, "It's all because you laid a carpet on the floor, and made me forget that I didn't wear shoes!"

"Blame me?" Carefully placing Charm beside the bed, the man looked down at her dotingly.

The woman nodded solemnly, "Why don't you blame me? I've been pregnant for three years?"

"It's okay to be stupid for a lifetime. Don't dislike it."

stupid forever...

"I'm not a sow! I don't want to have babies all my life!" Can Can nestled in Qiao Muchen's arms, with a happy smile on her lips.

"My wife thinks too much, you'd be silly not to have children."

"..." Do you dare to be more direct?

Cancan turned her head and looked at Qiao Muchen, "I have used all my intelligence to meet you. If I'm stupid, I should blame you!"

"Okay, blame me." Qiao Muchen looked at Charm cooperatively.

Cancan rubbed her stomach which was singing empty city tricks, and asked Qiao Muchen, "What's for dinner?"

"eat you……"