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"...Stupid! Cat! You! Here! Old! Mother! Wait! Wait! If I don't pluck your hair today, I will... pluck myself!!"

Under the curse, Bai Su worked harder to chase the rebellious black cat.

"..." Bai Long stood aside with a dazed expression, watching his brother being played around by the cat, his head was already stuffed with the word "Old Lady" and it was about to explode!It turns out...it's true...the rumors that his brother loves male sex and ruined even a good marriage just to wait for a mysterious man to appear, and then the two of them wandered around the world are true!His own brother has gone so crazy that he has forgotten the fact that he is a man!

"Mother~~" Bailong couldn't bear the burden of reality, turned around and ran out, the soul-stirring cry frightened one person and one cat so much that they were stuck for a second, and after a second, they continued to jump up and down.

……

After chasing one person and one cat for an unknown amount of time, Bai Su lay down on the ground tired out of panting, no matter how provocative the black cat was, she was too lazy to bother.

Then, the black cat continued to lick its paws leisurely, while Bai Su whimpered with grievance.After watching a good show for nothing, the little ghost was in a good mood, so he rarely opened his mouth to comfort her: "It grabs your face now, not your original face, why are you crying?"

"Huh?" Bai Su frowned and thought, yes!Why didn't she think of it earlier!After he figured it out, Bai Su immediately got up from the ground, and suddenly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer numb, and even his face didn't hurt anymore!
However, within a few seconds of her feeling better, the kid acted as if he couldn't get used to seeing her feel better, and made up for it again: "But you probably have to use this face in the coffin."

"..." Bai Su retorted not to be outdone, "You're the only one who needs to put it in the coffin!"

The little ghost shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "My uncle has already entered the coffin, what do you need to say?"

"..."

After Bai Su managed to calm down again, she realized a very serious question - what was her nominal brother just looking for her?
After racking his brains for a while, Bai Su shook his head and hummed, "Ghost knows!"

The little ghost jumped out at the right time to avenge himself: "I don't know!"

"..."

Bailong, the youngest son of the Bai family, was born when Baiyu was four years old.He was well-behaved and sensible since he was a child (now he is not too old). Master Bai asked him to study, but he didn't dare to doze off, and Mrs. Bai asked him to paint, but he didn't dare to do graffiti.So, for the 12 years he's been here now, he's been reading, painting, reading, painting... (wait, is there something weird?)
He seldom takes a step out of the White Mansion. Even in the White Mansion, he only walks back and forth directly in his own room and study room. Occasionally, with the permission of Master Bai and Mrs. Bai, he will take a walk in the small garden of the White Mansion. Fragrant flowers, chasing butterflies... (It's really strange! He's a boy, boy! Why does he have the illusion of being raised as a daughter!!)
The little ghost couldn't bear to stop explaining, and yelled at Bai Su, who had been complaining wildly beside him: "Stupid woman! Can't you just stay like a normal heroine? Leave the complaints to that stupid cat." That's it!"

"Meow!!" (Translation: Who would do this kind of thing, scratch you to death!!)

Although Bai Su couldn't understand the black cat's words, her face was full of disapproval, and her reasons were very good: "Xiao Yi can't make any other sounds except meowing in different tones. The words, does this kind of complaint sound interesting?"

"Meow meow!!" (Translation: How dare you underestimate me!!)
The little ghost was silent for a while, seeming to accept Bai Su's statement, and waved his hand to allow Bai Su to continue complaining.

Bai Su: "Yeah!"

Black Cat: "Meow!!" (Translation: I'm going to scratch you to death!)

The little ghost didn't dodge or dodge the black claw that was close at hand, but smiled maliciously at the owner of the black claw: "Not bad ~ look at this claw, it's getting smoother and smoother? Do you think you Does it smell more like a cat?"

"Meow..." The black cat froze immediately, as if it had been frightened by something, and suddenly retracted its protruding paw, and stuffed it into its own mouth—for you to scratch!You really think you are a cat!
The black cat scolded itself in its heart, kicked its back feet in the face resentfully, and flicked its tail unwillingly.

Bai Su: "...this cat is really crazy..."

The black cat's movements got stuck again, and it raised its head. Bai Su subconsciously stepped back, ready to evacuate at any time.However, the black cat didn't rush towards her and scratch her as she feared.Its eyeballs slowly moved back, staring closely at its still wagging tail, and suddenly became angry, opened its mouth and bit it - let you shake it, let you shake it!You really think you are a cat!
Bai Su: "..."

The little ghost shook his head sternly: "Look at this person who abused me, he is no longer human."

"I'm sorry, our little Yi is a cat and not a human." Bai Su corrected the other party's mistakes seriously.The little ghost glanced at her faintly, then took a step back silently, and left a piece of advice by the way: "When you say this in the future, remember to stay away from me?"

"...?" Bai Su tilted his head and didn't understand what the other party was talking about, but felt a pain in his buttocks, "Wow!! Xiao Yi, you stupid cat! I must pull out all your teeth!!"

——Well, that's right, the black cat didn't know what was going on, so it bit Bai Su's butt with one bite.

While watching the play happily, the little ghost continued his narration—because Bailong rarely showed up, the relationship between him and his brother Baiyu can be said to be... negligible.

In addition, Bailong can often hear about his brother's deeds from the sighing tone of his parents and the gossip passed down from generation to generation, so his impression of his brother has always stayed in four words.Guess which four words are they?
Bai Su stopped chasing the cat, and spoke positively: "As beautiful as a flower?"

"Are you a man?"

"Merry and suave."

"fart!"

"Jade tree facing the wind?"

"fart!"

"Handsome?"

"You fart!"

"Little devil, you are becoming less and less civilized..."

"What qualifications do people who fart have to discuss civilization with me!"

"..."

"Well, that's right. It's just the four words "crazy and crazy."

"Why?!!" Bai Su got excited, and brought out her most troublesome English.And the little ghost obviously hadn't had time to suffer from the devastation of English class before he died, so he asked calmly, "What's wrong? It's so cool?"

"...Why is it crazy?"

"Oh, that's because you've been talking to yourself since you were a child, and sometimes you would shake your hands and kick your feet in a sudden emotion..."

"I was obviously angry at you when I was talking to you...er..." Bai Su suddenly realized that after she came here, she only wanted to find Song Tianyi and go back to modern times together. On the contrary, I don't care about life so much that I am too lax. I seldom cover up deliberately in front of others, but I don't know that my behavior falls into the eyes of others. It is really unreasonable...

"No!" Bai Su looked at the kid suspiciously, "How did you know these things? You can't be fooling me, right?"

"Cut~ With your IQ, you still need me to work hard?"

"..."

"These are all the information my uncle collected from your younger brother just now! How is it? Isn't this uncle amazing?"

"...Why, are you going to collect this information?"

"Hey, I didn't pay attention for a while. Who let him break in suddenly!"

"..."

"Meow~" The black cat, not reconciled to being ignored, came over grumpily, circling around Bai Su's feet, as if forgetting the past and old grudges, which made Bai Su love and hate at the same time !
Bai Su loves it so much that her hands itch, and hates her teeth so much, the result of the balance is that she hugged the black cat and gritted her teeth and said, "Little Yi, good boy~ Master, I will take good care of you~ I love you~!"

The black cat around the black cat instantly stiffened and turned into a hedgehog. —Scared.