famous first flash marriage

"Is it as good as you said..." Tang Xiao said, "If you like it, I will find you one like this."

"No, no, I don't mean that," Ji Xiaoru waved his hand quickly and said, "I just want to tell you how much a man like Cheng Lie is in demand, I hope you will take good care of it, don't give others a chance, absolutely absolutely no intention of liking him , Xiaoxiao, don’t be jealous.”

"Khan, you think me too mean..." Tang Xiao said speechlessly.

"Since Xiaoxiao, you admit that you have a crush on him. He will come back tomorrow. Would you like to surprise him or something? For example, put on some makeup and have a candlelight dinner with him. Why don't you help him press the button?" It's a massage..." Ji Xiaoru rolled her eyes and started to help Tang laugh again.

Tang Xiao rubbed the coffee cup in front of him while listening, feeling a little ready to move in his heart. He decided to give Cheng Lie a surprise by changing his face, at least it would brighten his eyes. As for massage, it can also be considered...

Seeing that Tang Xiao seems to have listened to everything he said, Ji Xiaoru couldn't help but feel that a child can be taught. The two planned to sit for a while and continue shopping in the clothing store. At this moment, a man and a woman sitting obliquely in front of them had an argument. stand up.

In fact, it is a dispute, it is better to say that the woman has been scolding and questioning the man.The man turned his back to Ji Xiaoru and Tang Xiao. From the back, he should be a tall, thin man with good taste in clothes.

"Ah Cheng, how could you treat me like this? Didn't you say you loved me?" the woman asked whimpering.Tears stained her delicately made-up face.She has beautiful facial features, long hair in a bun, wearing a pink silk dress, a diamond necklace and earrings, and an emerald green jade bracelet on her wrist as white as snow. Beauty.

Will such a woman be abandoned from beginning to end?

Ji Xiaoru poked his head and watched curiously. Although Tang Xiao had never been interested in gossip, but now that there was such a big commotion between the couple, she had no choice but to watch this live dog-blood drama with Ji Xiaoru.

"I said I love you, at least when I slept with you, but I don't remember telling you the time limit. Did I tell you that I love you, the time limit is one year or two years , three years, or a lifetime? No? Even if I really tell you that I love you all my life, do you think it is credible? Is love something I say? You are in your 20s. Believe the lines in that kind of third-rate romance? Isn't it too stupid and naive?" The man leaned back in the chair and said to the woman casually.

This remark naturally left Ji Xiaoru and Tang Xiao dumbfounded, not to mention the woman's reaction, her lips trembled a little with anger, tears fell from her eye sockets, and she said pitifully: " Ah Cheng, how could you do this...you have let me down..."

"It's your business to be disappointed, you can do whatever you want." The man named Ah Cheng said indifferently, "Anyway, whether you are disappointed in me or not, it has no effect on me. Could it be that you are disappointed in me? Are you going to die? Or do you mean that you are disappointed in me, and no woman will want me in the future?"

"I'll wipe... Isn't this guy too cheap?" Ji Xiaoru couldn't help complaining to Tang Xiao after hearing this.

"Why do I feel that this voice is a bit familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere...?" Tang Xiao muttered.

"Huh? Could it be someone you know?" Ji Xiaoru's eyes widened.

"How is it possible, there is no such scumbag among the people I know." Tang Xiao said quickly.

"Isn't Jian Sicheng just a scumbag?" Ji Xiaoru reminded.

"Jian Sicheng is a stranger now, who knows him?" Tang Xiao said.

"It makes sense." Ji Xiaoru nodded.

"Ah Cheng, you...have you fallen in love with another woman?...So you don't want me?!" The woman was silent for a while, then asked with a sob.

The man stretched out his slender fingers impatiently and tapped the table again and again, and he still spoke in that indifferent tone: "I like too many people. I can't even count the women I like, and I You can like someone at any time, and you can also dislike someone at any time. This data is updated every moment. You ask me if I like someone else and I don’t like you. How do I answer this? And I I don’t understand the meaning of your question. Do you want to know who is your rival in love? If everyone I like except you is your rival in love, that’s too bad. You have too many rivals in love. So why are you asking such a stupid question?"

"Damn it...!!! Damn, this is too good, right?!" As a bystander, Ji Xiaoru was already fully involved in the drama, and said to Tang Xiao angrily.

Tang Xiao also said that he was completely speechless about this kind of weirdness. I really don't know what that woman likes about him?

Having said that, to be able to fall in love with such a peerless slut, his own vision is also a problem, right?

But the woman still persisted in asking: "Ah Cheng, I really can't do without you, you tell me - what did I do wrong, what did you dislike, can I change it?"

Tang Xiao and Ji Xiaoru looked at each other and exchanged a speechless look.

Then I heard the man reply: "You are fine, you are right everywhere."

The woman's voice immediately became joyful: "Then...then why did you say you don't like me anymore? Or are you just kidding me when you say you won't see each other again? Ah Cheng, stop joking, I can't help being scared."

"I'm not joking." The man named Ah Cheng said, "You are good everywhere, and you are right everywhere, but I am not interested in you. I'm sorry."

"You, how could you do this?!" The woman raised her voice instantly.

"What's wrong with me?" The man said lazily, "Don't be so loud in public, even if you don't disturb people, it's not good to disturb cats and dogs..."

Ji Xiaoru and Tang Xiao suddenly had black lines on their foreheads——

Cats, cats and dogs, are you talking about them?
It seems that this man heard the two of them complaining in private.So did you say that on purpose?

This guy really has a strong desire for revenge.

Ji Xiaoru gritted her teeth secretly.

"Ah Cheng, I don't care about public or not, I just want to ask you, do you really lose me in your heart? Do you really want to break up with me?" The woman said excitedly, the well-dressed The face is a little distorted.

"Nonuo, since when have we officially been in love? Don't you think that we are in love after going to bed a few times?" The man said in an extremely unbelievable tone, "Everyone is an adult, you Can you be so naive?"

"You...what did you say?" The woman was obviously a little bit broken, "and...what did you call me just now?"

"Nuo Nuo," the man said naturally, "do I need to repeat it? I just said that going to bed does not mean falling in love. I never said that you are my girlfriend. Don't you think too much about it? "

"You, you—how can you be so shameless!" The woman trembled with anger, stood up from the chair, and stared at the man.

Regardless of whether the man could hear it or not, Ji Xiaoru couldn't help complaining again this time: "Damn it, you are the best! Is it human to have the face to say such things after sleeping with other girls?"

"You can say whatever you want, you can scold me or hate me, in short, let's not see each other again in the future—" the man said halfway, only to see the woman who was still soft and weak just now slap him suddenly .

At this moment, Ji Xiaoru and Tang Xiao's eyes widened at the same time, Ji Xiaoru wished he could jump up and say hello——

"Crack!" There was a loud voice.

But it's a pity that the woman's hand not only missed the man's flat face, but was slapped away by the man instead.

Presumably the man's hands were strong, but the woman's fair hands immediately became red and swollen.

The woman froze for a moment, and suddenly covered her face and cried "Wow".

Immediately, the eyes of many people in the cafe were attracted, but the man still sat there calmly, drinking coffee slowly, as if what happened just now did not happen to him.

"What's there for you to cry? You want to slap me for no reason, it seems like I should be crying?"

The woman cried even louder.

The man continued: "There is a good saying, 'Women, your name is the weak', that's right, you women are always so indiscriminate, not clear-headed, and emotional. Can't do anything big..."

While the man was talking, suddenly a figure appeared next to him, and before he could react, he splashed coffee all over his face.

"Fuck your sister! Are you talking in a human language? There are no women, did you just jump out of a shit hole?" Ji Xiaoru said standing in front of him filled with righteous indignation.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Tang Xiao quickly wanted to go up and hold Ji Xiaoru, but Ji Xiaoru was so angry that he just refused to leave.

The man wiped the coffee off his face, his fair and handsome face was a little red from the heat, he saw clearly the woman in front of him who was accusing him loudly, suddenly sneered, picked up the coffee cup in front of him and splashed it all over Ji Xiaoru's face!
Ji Xiaoru was stunned, and Tang Xiao hurriedly took a tissue to help Ji Xiaoru wipe her face. At this time, something even more unexpected happened——

The weak woman opposite the man, when no one was paying attention, poured her own cup of coffee and a matcha dessert onto the man's face with both hands.

Immediately, the man's face and body were colorful, with patches of yellow and green, and sticky cream stained on him. The image was very funny.

Ji Xiaoru looked at the man in distress, and couldn't care less about being angry, pointing at the man heartlessly and laughing: "Happy! Hahahahaha! Dung beetles like you deserve this kind of treatment! Sister, you Good job!" After speaking, he gave a thumbs up to the woman next to him.

The woman was still very emotional, she stared at the man with heaving chest and said, "Pei Yuancheng, you are a scumbag! I don't want to see you in this life!"

"Nonuo, you—" Pei Yuancheng wiped the cream on his face, as if he wanted to say something.

"Don't call me Nuonuo! I'm not Nuonuo, you can even remember my name wrong, but you still said you love me!" The woman trembled with anger.

"Ah? Aren't you Nuonuo?" The man was stunned for a moment, then smiled casually and asked, "Then what's your name?"

"Call your mother!" The woman cursed explosively, picked up her bag and stepped on her high-heeled shoes and left bitterly.

Seeing that the woman saw clearly the real face of the scumbag, she got angry and left, Tang Xiao hurriedly pulled Ji Xiaoru to get out of the way.

At this time, the man stood up and grabbed Ji Xiaoru and said, "Little shrew, do you want to leave if you spill coffee on my face?"

Ji Xiaoru rolled her eyes and said, "You splashed me too, so it's even."

The man looked at Ji Xiaoru and smiled. He already looked like a star, so this smile was naturally very confusing: "I don't know you if you don't fight, what's your name?"

Ji Xiaoru also returned a smile: "I call you grandma."

The man hooked his lips, leaned into Ji Xiaoru's ear and said, "I don't want to call you grandma, I just want to... eat your milk."

Ji Xiaoru was stunned for a moment, and Tang Xiao, who was standing behind Ji Xiaoru, naturally listened to these words, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Pei Yuancheng, can you show some face?"

Only then did Pei Yuancheng notice Tang Xiao behind Ji Xiaoru, those beautiful peach blossom eyes narrowed towards Tang Xiao, as if he was thinking about something, and after a few seconds he showed a suddenly realized expression and said: "Oh, isn't this a success? Lie's wife—what is Tang Xiao's name?"

Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuancheng, then at Tang Xiao, and asked, "Xiaoxiao, have you seen this scumbag?"

Tang Xiao said: "I met him once, and he said he was Cheng Lie's friend, but I had a bad impression of him that time. I heard his voice familiar just now, but I didn't remember who it was. I just remembered now."

Ji Xiaoru nodded and said, "I really don't know how Cheng Lie has such a friend."

Tang laughed and said, "I don't know either, but forget it, let's leave him alone, let's go."

Seeing the two little girls in front of him completely ignoring him, Pei Yuancheng squinted his eyes and said, "Everyone really has such friends, one diehard and one daredevil, the combination of you two is quite good."

Ji Xiaoru gave Pei Yuancheng a vicious look and said, "None of your business."

Although Pei Yuancheng's image at this time is a mess, he still seems to be unaffected by the old god: "Little shrew, you are so fierce, who will dare to want you in the future?"

"You should still worry about yourself." Ji Xiaoru said, "Hooking up everywhere, be careful and die."

Tang Xiao gave a "puchi" smile, and Pei Yuancheng glared at Tang Xiao and said, "Tang Xiao, Ji Xiaoru——I remember you all."

After speaking, he got up and went to the counter to check out and leave. When he stood up, Ji Xiaoru realized that this man was so tall, about 1.8 meters five.

"Hey, he looks like a human being, but his character is so bad, it's really hopeless." Ji Xiaoru said looking at Pei Yuancheng's leaving back.

For some reason, Tang Xiao was suddenly worried: "Xiaoru, don't be tempted by this kind of guy."

Ji Xiaoru looked at Tang Xiao as if hearing some Arabian Nights, and said, "Xiaoxiao, what kind of international joke are you making? Do I look like the kind of person with a brain?"

Tang Xiao shook his head, but for some reason, he just felt uneasy: "To be honest, although that scumbag has a bad personality, he looks good, so I'm afraid..."

"Isn't that guy the so-called 'gold and jade outside and the inside'? Don't worry and smile. Although I am a face controler, I won't be hungry. Will I eat apples with worms?" Ji Xiaoru said with a smile .

"That's good." Don said with a smile.

Originally, the two of them planned to go shopping in the clothing store, and even have a hairstyle together if they have time, but Ji Xiaoru was splashed like this by Pei Yuancheng, and her clothes were thin and stained by coffee, so she couldn't stand it at all. Not to mention that the inside is also sticky, wet and uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoxiao, I have to go home and take a shower and change clothes. I'm afraid I won't be able to go shopping with you today." Ji Xiaoru said apologetically.

"It's not your fault, why apologize." Tang Xiao said empathetically, "You go back first, I'll go shopping by myself if it's okay, let's make an appointment next time~"

"Well, that's good, bye~" Ji Xiaoru waved to Tang Xiao and left.

After Ji Xiaoru left, Tang Xiao was about to call Tang Mi at home and ask her if she wanted to go out for a stroll, but she went into her bag and touched it, only to realize that she was in a hurry in the morning and forgot to bring her mobile phone.

At Tang Xiao and Cheng Lie's home, Tang Mi was dressing up with eye-catching features, and even took out the skirts in the closet one by one and gestured in front of the mirror, wondering which one would look better on her.

Although she ran away from home, but in order to be able to dress up beautifully to seduce Cheng Lie, the first few Li Yan packed all Tang Mi's clothes and shoes and sent them to Tang Xiao's house, claiming that she would never recognize Tang Mi as her daughter in the future.

Tang Mi naturally pretended to shed a few tears in sadness, and Tang Xiao comforted him again, saying that Tang Mi had already found a job anyway, and would be able to live a good life by being self-reliant in the future.

Tang Xiao didn't know that Tang Mi had never had the idea of ​​self-reliance. In her eyes, only by relying on a better and richer man could she live a carefree life. Now, Tang Mi's The target is Tang Xiao's own husband, Cheng Lie.

Tang Mi finished wiping off her lipstick, pouted her lips and cast a wink at the mirror, muttering, "Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

Naturally, the mirror can't speak, so Tang Mi squeezed her throat and changed into a thin and weird voice, saying: "Master, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and Tang Xiao is no match for you at all~ ~~"

Tang Mi laughed exaggeratedly, looked left and right in the mirror, and the more she looked, the more she felt that she was really beautiful and moving, and I felt pity.

At this time, I suddenly heard a mobile phone ringing from Tang Xiao's room next door.

"The sparrow outside the window
talkative on a pole

you ask this

very summer feeling

pencil in hand

back and forth on paper

I describe you in a few lines
who is mine
The taste of saury
The cat wants to know everything about you

The feeling of first love is found by us like this

......"
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Biting a small handkerchief with tears in my eyes, begging for collection~~~~~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~