famous first flash marriage

"At least it's more like you." Pei Yuancheng pointed at Ji Xiaoru's messy golden-haired lion-like hair with distaste, "Doctor, this person ran away from a mental hospital. I rescued her with good intentions, but she even framed her I'm really irrational."

Ji Xiaoru said angrily, "Isn't it you who made my hair like this?"

Pei Yuancheng looked at Ji Xiaoru as if looking at an alien: "Are you crazy? Why do I have nothing to do with your hair? I'm too busy?"

"Pei Yuancheng, stop putting on a show!" When mentioning the matter of hair, Ji Xiaoru became furious.It's okay to be watched, but after entering the ward, Ji Xiaoru asked the nurse for a comb, and found that her hair was all knotted, and she couldn't straighten it out with a comb. It was all due to that cheap Pei Yuancheng!
The doctor who watched the whole process said before leaving: "I see you two, don't be awkward. A young couple is a young couple, and the quarrel will not change. As for one saying that the other is from a mental hospital, the other said that the other is a psychopath." Yes, why bother? Close the door, have a good talk, get along with husband and wife, but it's a lifetime thing..."

Ji Xiaoru and Pei Yuancheng were simultaneously speechless.

What Ji Xiaoru was thinking was, why did passers-by and doctors say that she and Pei Yuancheng look like a couple?Are they married?But to be honest, Ji Xiaoru felt that Pei Yuancheng was much more refined than himself in terms of appearance... Thinking of this, he gave Pei Yuancheng a hard look.Really, what is a big man doing with such good looks?Eat it as a meal!

What Pei Yuancheng thought in his heart was that he actually regarded himself as a pair with Ji Xiaoru, a shrew. Doesn't this frankly lower his compulsion too much?

But no matter what thoughts the two of them had, in the end, Pei Yuancheng sent Ji Xiaoru home.

When we parted, Ji Xiaoru turned around and said, "Pei Yuancheng, in case I have any sequelae and I can't find you in the future, please leave me a call."

Pei Yuancheng directly took out a credit card from his wallet and handed it over: "This is my secondary card, you take it, if you have any sequelae, you can pay by yourself. There is no need to keep the phone number, anyway, it will be irrelevant in the future."

Ji Xiaoru was stunned: "Pei Yuancheng, why do you hold grudges so much?"

Pei Yuancheng said lightly: "I have nothing to hold grudges. Nothing happened in the first place? Do you still want to meet me in the future?"

Ji Xiaoru didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Pei Yuancheng smiled lightly and said, "Anyway, I'm a scumbag, and it's nothing good if you meet me. It's better for us to be strangers in the future, what do you think?"

Ji Xiaoru said: "Pei Yuancheng, don't you think too highly of yourself? To me, you are just a passer-by, and you won't leave any impression in my mind at all."

Pei Yuancheng said: "It's best if you think like this. Seriously, because I'm so handsome and attractive, I often worry about falling in love with a stupid woman like you. You know, smart women are not scary. Just give me some money to buy something. Generally, a stupid woman like you is the scariest thing. You don’t need money, you need feelings. But how can feelings be given so casually? So, in my life, I absolutely cannot tolerate stupid women exist."

Ji Xiaoru bit her lips and said, "I also hate a self-righteous man like you, who thinks everything is under his control. Let me tell you, Pei Yuancheng, don't take yourself too seriously, and you will have bad luck in the future."

Pei Yuancheng said indifferently: "They are all passers-by, A, B, C, D, whether I am unlucky or not has nothing to do with you, even if I suddenly hang up one day, it has nothing to do with you at all. Take the credit card, I have plenty of money, You can spend as much as you like, so don't say I'm not responsible for your thick little leg."

Ji Xiaoru took the card and slammed it on Pei Yuancheng's face: "Fuck you!"

After finishing speaking, he hopped and hopped towards the elevator entrance without looking back.Pei Yuancheng looked at it for a while, rolled up the window and drove away.

Pei Yuancheng called Tang Xiao on the road, and after confirming Tang Xiao's location, he planned to drive there to pick her up.

When he got to the place, Tang Xiao was chatting and laughing with a man.

Pei Yuancheng first observed outside for a while, and finally judged based on his experience, Tang Xiao probably didn't have any feelings for this man, maybe he just knew him, and simply regarded him as a friend of the opposite sex.

And that man looked at Tang Xiao differently.

A man knows best whether a man has plans for a woman, and Pei Yuancheng can almost conclude that this man must want to take advantage of Cheng Lie's absence.

Thinking about it this way, Pei Yuancheng felt that he couldn't just watch from the sidelines - even his brother's woman dared to make up his mind, this guy is impatient with life, right?

In the coffee shop, Qiao Feifei took advantage of Tang Xiao's depression and kept beating around the bush to speak ill of Cheng Lie.

Tang Xiao had doubts about Cheng Lie at first, but now that he was induced by Qiao Feifan, he felt that Cheng Lie didn't like him that much at all, or he didn't care as much as he showed.

Especially Qiao Feifei's analysis from a male perspective made Tang Xiao believe in it even more.

Seeing that Tang Xiao was at his most vulnerable, Qiao Feifei planned to find an excuse to ask Tang Xiao to have lunch together, so that he could get in touch with Tang Xiao further.

Thinking of this, Qiao Feifan felt that he had the chance to win, but at this moment, a Cheng Yaojin came out.

A sissy man in a flowered shirt appeared out of nowhere, trotted all the way to Qiao Feifan's side, came up and held Qiao Feifan's arm, and kissed Qiao Feifan on the face He said in one breath: "honey~~ so you are here, give me a meal to find it~~"

Qiao Feifan was sitting in the coffee shop and had a good chat with Tang Xiao. For no reason, a dead gay guy he didn't know kissed him, and his expression changed instantly.Pushing away that gay guy, Qiao Feifei said angrily, "Get out of here! Don't touch me!"

Tang Xiao looked at Qiao Feifan and the man who appeared out of nowhere inexplicably, and asked in amazement: "Qiao Feifan, are you...?"

"I don't know him!" Qiao Feifei said with an unhappy face.

The man sat on the ground covering his face and began to cry: "Fanfan~ How can you treat others like this? You clearly said that you would find a woman to marry as a cover, and then you still treated me secretly, now turn your face away Just pretend you don’t know me. Fanfan, how can you be like this~~~嘿咕咕~~~You are so worthy of others~~For you, he came out publicly and fell out with his family~~~~”

The allegation of being gay in a floral shirt quickly caught the attention of cafe patrons and waiters, almost all of whom watched the scene curiously.Someone even secretly took a picture of this scene with his mobile phone.

Qiao Feifan's face was livid, wishing he could kick this gay guy aside, but he couldn't get angry in front of Tang Xiao, so he took out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his wallet and threw them to the flower shirt base. The old man said: "I don't know who sent you to slander me. You take the money and don't show up in front of me again, or you will bear the consequences!"

When the gay guy in the flower shirt saw a stack of pink Grandpa Mao, his eyes lit up first, then he blinked a few times at Qiao Feifan aggrievedly, and then burst into tears with a "wow": "Fanfan~~~you How could you treat me like this~~~ Didn’t you agree to watch the stars, the moon, and the sunrise with me? Have you forgotten the vow between us? Fanfan~~~ woo woo woo woo~~~~ ~Fanfan, please don’t treat me like this~~~~~”

"..." Qiao Feifan was so disgusted that he swallowed a fly, he couldn't speak.

Others, however, had an expression of "So that's how it is", especially Tang Xiao, whose sympathetic and understanding eyes made Qiao Feifan almost go crazy. In Tang Xiao's eyes, all of Qiao Feifan's behaviors suddenly seemed a reasonable explanation.

From the moment they first met, Qiao Feifan readily agreed to his request for a physical marriage with him. Even if Tang Xiao himself was snatched away by Cheng Lie later, Qiao Feifan's reaction was not too violent.Later, Qiao Feifei persuaded himself like a best friend again and again...including now, so patiently helping him analyze and Chenglie's relationship problems from a male perspective-all this shows one thing, Qiao Feifei he Be gay!

Could this be the legendary gay honey?

Tang Xiao was in a complicated mood, but she decided not to look at Qiao Feifan with a discriminating eye. She also wanted to be a good best friend and fulfill her responsibility as a best friend!Even if Qiao Feifan had lied to him before, it was still forgivable. Who told him that his identity was so special...

Tang Xiao thought for a while, walked up to Qiao Feifan and comforted him: "Fan Fei, I don't mind your identity, I don't know if you guys are having an awkward fight or what, but in any case, feelings don't come easily, especially... I believe that you must have experienced a lot of obstacles in the relationship like your comrades, and since you are still in love in the end, don't give up easily..."

"..." Qiao Feifei took a few deep breaths to control his emotions. He looked at Tang Xiao as calmly as possible and said, "Xiaoxiao, it's not what you think..."

Seeing that Qiao Feifan still wanted to defend himself, Tang Xiao knew that comforting Qiao Feifan was the most important thing right now, so he nodded and said, "It's okay."

Sitting on the ground, the gay guy in the floral shirt who was crying and howling, took advantage of the two talking, quickly picked up all the pink hairy grandpas on the ground and stuffed them into his bag, then moved to Qiao Feifan step by step with his buttocks, and said pitifully : "Fan Fei, don't be angry with me, okay?"

Qiao Feifei said speechlessly: "Where did you come from and where are you going, please? I, Qiao Feifei, don't know you at all!"

Seeing this, the guy in the floral shirt burst into sobs again.

The manager of the coffee shop came over friendly and reminded Qiao Feifan and the gay guy in the flower shirt, hoping that they would handle their emotional disputes properly so as not to affect other customers in the coffee shop.

Seeing that Qiao Feifei couldn't continue to explain clearly to Tang Xiao today, he simply said to Tang Xiao: "Xiaoxiao, I'm sorry today, I will take care of this matter, I hope it won't affect your mood."

Tang Xiao quickly said: "No, I would like to thank you for comforting me for so long. In the end, I couldn't help you at all..."

Qiao Feifan said, "It's not what you think, really."

Tang Xiao obviously didn't believe his words, Qiao Fanfan had no choice but to grab the gay guy in the floral shirt on the ground, and said, "Come out with me, let's have a good 'talk'."

Tang Xiao and the rest of the coffee shop watched Qiao Feifan and the gay guy in the flower shirt leave.Qiao Feifan dragged the flowered shirt out of the coffee shop, but didn't go far, the gay guy in the flowered shirt suddenly looked at the sky in surprise and said, "Look at the ashes!!"

Qiao Feifan subconsciously looked up to the sky. At this time, the gay guy in the flower shirt took the opportunity to break free from Qiao Feifan's shackles and ran away quickly.

"..." When Qiao Feifei came back to his senses, the flowered shirt had gone to the point where only the little flowers were left. Qiao Feifan knew that he must have been played by someone, but what he couldn't figure out was who it was She was teasing him, and she actually used such a weird way to tease him!
As soon as Tang Xiao came out of the coffee shop, a flamboyant red sports car stopped beside him.

"Get in the car." Pei Yuancheng rolled down the window and said.

Seeing that it was Pei Yuancheng, Tang Xiao was still angry with Cheng Lie, so she didn't even want to buy Cheng Lie's friend's account. In addition, she met Pei Yuancheng twice, and both times she didn't have a good impression of him, so Tang Xiao shook his head and said, "No need, I'll walk back by myself, it's not too far."

"Come on, you'd better come up, or what if you faint on the way?" Pei Yuancheng said lazily.

"I'm not that fragile." Tang laughed.

"You should stop being brave," Pei Yuancheng said, "I heard that you are sick. Although I look at you, you don't seem to be sick, but just to be on the safe side, you should hurry up."

Tang Xiao asked: "Who did you listen to?"

Pei Yuancheng said: "Who else is there? Besides your husband Cheng Lie, who else do you expect to care about you so much? Could it be that you still have a bunch of spare tires?"

Thinking of Tang Xiao and Qiao Feifan's happy conversation just now, Pei Yuancheng felt like his brother was being cuckolded.

Tang Xiao also heard that there was something in Pei Yuancheng's words, and stared at Pei Yuancheng with a pair of clear and bright eyes and asked, "What do you mean? What do you mean I have a bunch of spare tire faces?"

"You know it yourself." Now that the conversation has reached this point, Pei Yuancheng simply pointed it out, "What does that person in the coffee shop have to do with you?"

Tang Xiao didn't expect that Pei Yuancheng would spy on him secretly. Thinking that Cheng Lie might have asked Pei Yuancheng for this, he was even more angry.

"I'm not your prisoner, why do you interrogate me in such a tone?" Tang Xiao said, "I have the freedom to see anyone, even if I marry Cheng Lie, it doesn't mean that I am Cheng Lie's private property. Since then, I have no life of my own."

"Nobody says you can't have a life of your own, but do you have some self-consciousness as a married woman anyway?"

Tang laughed angrily and said with a smile: "What is the self-consciousness of a married woman? Pei Yuancheng, please explain to me."

Pei Yuancheng saw that the noon sun was getting hotter and hotter, and Tang Xiao, who was standing in the sun, had dense sweat on his forehead, so he said, "You come up first, and I will explain to you slowly."

The biggest characteristic of Tang Xiao is his stubbornness, and he insisted on finding out what he decided, so he opened the door and got into the car without saying a word.

"Tell me." Tang Xiao sat in the passenger seat next to Pei Yuancheng, looking at Pei Yuancheng quietly and persistently.

Compared with Ji Xiaoru's bluffing and straightforward character, Tang Xiao is much calmer and calmer, but the more such a woman is, the more vulnerable she is to being hurt in her relationship, because many things have no answers, but they are too serious and always want an answer .

Pei Yuancheng has been afraid of two kinds of women in his life, one is a stupid woman, and the other is a woman who is too smart and rational.

Obviously, Tang Xiao belongs to the latter, and Ji Xiaoru belongs to the former.

It's very interesting that these two can become good girlfriends, Pei Yuancheng thought.

"The self-consciousness of a married woman is - don't meet other men casually." Pei Yuancheng looked at Tang and said with a smile.

Tang Xiao laughed and said: "Can I understand your statement as male chauvinism? It's so strange, you men think that it's best for women not to go out to meet other men after marriage, but why don't women ask men not to go out to see other men after marriage?" woman?"

Pei Yuancheng was stunned for a moment and said, "You can ask for that, Liezi can do it anyway."

Tang Xiao shook his head and said, "I won't ask for that. Marriage binds feelings, not people themselves."

Pei Yuancheng said, "Your statement is a bit contradictory."

Tang Xiao said seriously: "There is nothing contradictory, just the literal meaning. If marriage relies on restricting people's behavior to maintain the relationship, it means that the relationship itself is not trustworthy."

Pei Yuancheng thought for a while and said, "Well, what you said is right. But you should rarely see a man who has obvious intentions towards you. Otherwise, if dry wood meets a fire, and something happens accidentally, it will be troublesome. gone."

Tang laughed and said, "You won't be watching me all the time, will you?"

Pei Yuancheng said: "Don't be kidding, I don't have that much free time, I just happened to see you dating that little boy."

Although Tang Xiao thought that there was no need to explain anything, he couldn't help explaining: "I just knew Qiao Feifan, and he happened to pass by here and saw me alone in the coffee shop, so he came in and chatted with me for a while."

Pei Yuancheng shook his finger and said: "You are wrong. It seems that I was wrong about you. I thought you were a smart woman, but now I know that you don't understand men at all. Let me tell you, in In the world of men, there are not so many chance encounters at all, the so-called chance encounters are just to create an excuse to get along with women reasonably, I can be [-]% sure that Qiao Feifan is interested in you."

Tang Xiao frowned and said, "But Qiao Feifei is a..."

"Why are you so stupid?" Pei Yuancheng couldn't help knocking on Tang Xiao's forehead, "Do you believe this?"

Tang Xiao seemed to understand something, and stared at Pei Yuancheng: "Could it be...?"

Pei Yuancheng laughed loudly and said: "That's a buddy of mine who studies acting. I specially asked him to act, one is to drive that little boy away from you, and the other is to make that guy make a fool of himself... Hahaha, I didn't expect you to be so simple and believe it... I really overestimated your IQ!"