famous first flash marriage

"Beautiful, so beautiful. I almost cried." Pei Yuancheng said with a smile.

The girl in the short skirt was so happy immediately, she tossed her hair and said coquettishly, "Then~ handsome guy, can I sit across from you?"

Pei Yuancheng shook his head and said, "No."

"Why?" The girl in the short skirt blinked aggrievedly, her eyes with one centimeter of eyeliner, three centimeters of eye shadow and three layers of false eyelashes.

Pei Yuancheng pressed his chest uncomfortably: "You go, I can't stand the stimulation, really..."

"You, what do you mean?" The girl in the short skirt raised her eyebrows in the most fashionable Korean style.

"You are so beautiful that I can't breathe." Pei Yuancheng said seriously.

The girl in the short skirt said, "Then why did you reject me?"

Pei Yuancheng said with difficulty: "You are quite beautiful... But the problem is, I really don't have the blessing to bear it. You can find someone else, beauty."

The girl in the short skirt snorted, and was about to leave when Pei Yuancheng said, "Wait a minute."

The girl in the short skirt said happily: "Handsome guy, have you finally regretted it?"

Pei Yuancheng took out a business card and handed it over: "Here."

"Your business card?" The short skirt girl glanced at the position on the business card with bright eyes, and looked at Pei Yuancheng with more eagerness: "Handsome guy, are you a lawyer?"

Pei Yuancheng shook his head.

The girl in the short skirt said in surprise, "Isn't this business card yours?"

Pei Yuancheng said: "Someone gave it to me, and I haven't had time to throw it away yet. But I think, you may need it."

"Why?" the short skirt girl asked inexplicably.

"Let's go to court." Pei Yuancheng said as a matter of course: "The plastic surgery is done like this, the eyes are slanted, the nose is crooked, the chin is crooked, and you can cook. Why don't you hurry up and sue the hospital?"

"You...you bastard!" The woman in the short skirt was so angry that she tore up her business card on the spot.

Pei Yuancheng said regretfully: "It's a pity. Originally, you could find a hospital to accompany you for a sum of money. Try to change another hospital to see if you can remake it. Although the possibility of the second operation to make you beautiful is more than that of your breasts, it is true. The possibility of this matter is even lower, but one must be full of hope for this world if one is alive, right?"

The girl in the short skirt was so angry that the top of her head was smoking, she picked up the lemon juice from the table and splashed it on Pei Yuancheng's face!

A bag stood in front of Pei Yuancheng——

The girl in the short skirt glared angrily at Cheng Yaojin who came out halfway: "Who are you?!"

"Lei Feng." The woman said.

Pei Yuancheng pushed aside the hand that was in front of him, turned his head to look over, and found that the woman standing next to him looked familiar.

"Ji Xiaoru? Where did you come from?" Pei Yuancheng asked.

"I want you to take care of it." Ji Xiaoru looked embarrassed.

"Pei Yuancheng swept Ji Xiaoru up and down: "Oh, I understand, you are here for a blind date, right? "

"None of your business." Ji Xiaoru said with an unnatural expression.

Pei Yuancheng nodded, and said leisurely, "That's right, it's really none of my business."

Seeing that the two of them ignored her completely, the girl in the short skirt couldn't help being a little annoyed: "What's your relationship?"

Pei Yuancheng and Ji Xiaoru: "None of your business."

"..."

The girl in the short skirt stomped her feet and left bitterly.

Pei Yuancheng asked Ji Xiaoru: "Where is your blind date?"

Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuancheng, and found that Pei Yuancheng looked thinner and his complexion was not very good.

I don't know what's going on in my heart, but I feel a little sad.

In fact, she noticed Pei Yuancheng as soon as she came in, but he didn't see her from the beginning to the end.

She went on a blind date with someone arranged by her family, but she didn't even pay attention to the name of the elementary school classmate who was said to be the neighbor of her mother's cousin's uncle's grandson.He just took a look at Pei Yuancheng from time to time.

When he saw that woman running to strike up a conversation with Pei Yuancheng, a nameless anger rose from his heart.

It just so happened that the blind date said she was going to the bathroom, so she walked towards Pei Yuancheng without thinking.

It turned out that the woman just happened to splash him with lemon juice.

Pei Yuancheng, Pei Yuancheng, you really deserve it, why are you always so cheap?While thinking this way, he reflexively used the bag in his hand to block the lemon juice splashing at him.

Ji Xiaoru, you are really getting worse and worse!She scolded herself in her heart.

"Ji Xiaoru, I'm asking you something, why are you just staring at me?" Pei Yuancheng frowned.

Ji Xiaoru came back to her senses, her ears were a little hot, and she retorted, "Who's looking at you! How handsome do you think you are! Stop pretending to be sentimental!"

Pei Yuancheng leaned on the back of the chair with his chest in his arms, stared at Ji Xiaoru and said leisurely, "Whoever looks at me knows it. To be honest, when you look at me for a handsome and sexy man like me, do you think Thinking of stripping me naked?"

"You——!!!" Ji Xiaoru's face flushed instantly, but damn it, she really couldn't help imagining the picture of Pei Yuancheng without clothes in her head...she must be crazy!!

Pei Yuancheng pursed his lips, smiling monstrously, his pale complexion made him look like a vampire in the middle ages, he was obviously a big man, but he looked like a crime.

Ji Xiaoru felt flustered in her heart, she couldn't do it... If this continues, her brain will really crash!
"I, I'm leaving!" Ji Xiaoru said hastily.

"Why are you in such a hurry, are you afraid that you won't be able to bear it if you take another look?" Pei Yuancheng's beautifully curved thin lips slightly curled up.

Ji Xiaoru blushed and ran away in a "whoosh".

Pei Yuancheng shook his head, and said to himself, "This Ji Xiaoru is getting less and less fun."

Ji Xiaoru returned to her booth, the blind date had already returned, she looked at her inexplicably and asked, "Ji Xiaoru, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Xiaoru said in a panic, "Huh? I'm fine."

The blind date asked: "Miss Ji, why is your face so red? And... why is your bag wet?"

Ji Xiaoru took out a few napkins from the paper drawer on the table and lowered her head to wipe the bag in her hand.

She didn't know how to explain it. Should she tell her blind date that she almost got into a fight with a woman because of a man?

That would be too embarrassing.

Although, that's the truth.

"Miss Ji, why don't you look up at me? Am I too ugly to catch Miss Ji's eyes?" The blind date asked very tangled.

"No, no, no. Absolutely not!" Ji Xiaoru said firmly.

Could it be that she really didn't look at him directly?Ji Xiaoru reflected on herself in her heart.

Thinking about it this way, she realized that she really didn't remember the other person's appearance very much.

She vaguely remembered that from the photos her mother showed her, it was a tall and thin man.

She doesn't remember what the facial features are like, whether the eyes are big or small, single or double, whether the nose is straight or not, and whether the lips are thick or not.

Even now, there seems to be little desire to take a closer look.

"Miss Ji, you said yes or no, but until now, you haven't looked up at me." The blind date seemed to be very depressed, "It seems that I am really disgusted by Miss Ji."

Ji Xiaoru checked her fingers: "Uh... I'm sorry."

"Miss Ji, I'm sorry, it's useless. If you don't look at me, I will feel bad in my heart. I will lose confidence in myself and become depressed. After a long time, I will suffer from depression, weight loss, and loss of appetite. Fading, losing confidence in life..." the blind date said brokenly.

Ji Xiaoru felt that there was a Tang monk sitting across from her, and she was Sun Wukong who had been chanted with a curse. She felt her scalp numb and had to interrupt him: "Well, actually, there is a reason why I dare not look you in the eye. "

"What's the reason?" The blind date said seriously: "Ji Xiaoru, I hope your reason can impress me. Let me rekindle my hope in life, regain my confidence in myself, regain my enthusiasm for life, and embrace this world again." wonderful world--"

Ji Xiaoru wiped the sweat from Lushan Waterfall on her forehead, brother, as for you?This is too exaggerated!
So she said 12 seriously: "Sir, I actually have something to hide. I don't look at you because I have pink eye disease. You may not know that this pink eye disease is very serious. Really, Anyone who is seen by me will be infected, and his eyes will immediately become redder than a rabbit. Sir, I think that if you get pink eye disease, you may feel even more uncomfortable, lose confidence in yourself, and even more Some of them become depressed and suffer from depression. Weight loss, loss of appetite, loss of confidence in life, loss of enthusiasm for life, and no longer being able to embrace tomorrow with open arms to this beautiful world... Ah! What a serious consequence this is, I'm really sorry sir, I can't let you suffer like this! Don't thank me too much!"

The other party on the blind date was stunned when he heard it, it was probably the first time he met someone who was more blind than himself, and he was silent for a long time before saying: "I see."

Ji Xiaoru almost burst into tears: "It's good that you know!"

The blind date said in a very struggling and righteous tone: "This must be a test for me from the heavens. The heavens will send me a great responsibility, so people must first work hard on their hearts and minds, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and cut their bodies empty." Action, action doesn’t mess with what you do, so you move your heart and patience, and benefit what you can’t. People persevere in mistakes, and then they can change. Trapped in the heart, weighed in worries, and then act. Signed by the appearance, uttered by the sound, and then described. If you enter, you will be helpless, but if you leave, you will be invincible to foreign patients, and the country will perish forever. Then you will know that you are born in sharing weal and woe, and die in peace..."

Ji Xiaoru: "..."

Now she really can't help but wonder if the other party is a normal person.Mommy, is it too late for me to run now? !
She felt that this blind date was her test...

However, I heard the other party say: "I am ready, please raise your head and look at me, let me accept the test of fate!"

Ji Xiaoru said speechlessly: "Brother, you really don't have to work so hard...why make things difficult for yourself...hey."

The blind date slammed the table, and Ji Xiaoru almost stood up in fright.

"You, are you looking down on me, aren't you?" The other party said in a heartbroken tone.

Ji Xiaoru said that she didn't dare: "Brother, you misunderstood me, how dare I look down on you. Facing you, a man of integrity, integrity, bravery, firmness and toughness, it's too late for me to admire you! Really! Yes, I swear to Grandpa Mao, now I admire you from the bottom of my heart, worship you, it’s the first time I’ve met someone like you when I grow up, I’m really grateful to my mother’s cousin’s uncle’s grandson My neighbor introduced you to me, and I learned a lot from you!"

"Hee hee." The blind date seemed to show a satisfied and shy smile.

Ji Xiaoru picked up the coffee on the table and took a big sip, then continued: "However, but! How can I bear to torture a man like you who is upright, innocent, brave, determined and unafraid of death? No! I can only look up to you as low as the dust! I am not good enough for you! A man as high-spirited and bright as you is high-spirited, high-spirited, upright and innocent Only a man with strong bones who are brave, determined and not afraid of death can match you!!"

Ji Xiaoru's soul of a rotten girl is burning, and she seems to have seen that she has opened the door to a new world for a pure boy!Boy, don't thank me too much!It's just what I should do!

The blind date didn't think there was anything wrong, he asked innocently: "Is what you said true?"

Ji Xiaoru nodded and said, "I'm serious!"

The blind date nodded seriously and said: "I will think about it carefully. Indeed, sometimes I also feel that a man like me who is upright, pure, brave, firm and unafraid of death is really kind of arrogant. Who can be worthy of me? Whenever this happens, I am always so sad, so lonely, so empty, why did God create such a me? "

Ji Xiaoru almost spit out a sip of coffee, endured the spitting, and said with a smile: "You are right! So, don't hesitate, hurry up and start the journey to find the true person!"

The blind date nodded firmly: "Yes! I will!"

Ji Xiaoru was overjoyed: "Come on! You will succeed! By the way, I forgot to ask, what is your occupation?"

The blind date said with a tone of pride mixed with pride, and pride mixed with pride: "I am a noble elementary school Chinese teacher!"

Ji Xiaoru suddenly felt that all questions had been answered...

"Ah, it's no wonder that you are so high-spirited, talented, educated, rich, upright, innocent, brave, determined, unafraid of death, and unyielding. It turns out that you are a quiet and beautiful elementary school Chinese teacher!" Ji Xiaoru sighed from the bottom of her heart.

The blind date puffed out her chest and said, "Don't admire me too much."

Ji Xiaoru said with great admiration: "No, no, teacher, please accept my knee!"

The blind date said shyly, "Miss Ji, would you like to look up at me? I don't need to look at you."

"Since you are so persistent, I will quietly fulfill you..." Ji Xiaoru reluctantly said.

Then, she raised her head and looked at the great Chinese teacher——

Uh, unexpectedly, it's not ugly at all. If you look closely, even the facial features are quite good.

But, but, but, however—

Why does this person's face look so slightly familiar?
At this time, the other party suddenly smiled slyly, and his voice changed subtly: "Xiaoru, you really didn't recognize me?"

"You... who are you?" Ji Xiaoru frowned, really strange, why is the voice so familiar?Who the hell is this guy?

This voice, a voice full of magnetism, where and when did I hear it?

"Xiaoru, think about it again." The man pursed his lips and said with a smile.

Ji Xiaoru felt very weird, what's going on, why did this person's feelings change completely, as if he had become another person?
"Hey, I'm so sad that you still don't recognize me after all this. You still say you're my fan." The man sighed leisurely, then wiped his face with some water on a paper towel on the table .

As if changing his face, Ji Xiaoru recognized him all of a sudden.

"Lu...Lu Chenxi! You, you, how could you...?"

Ji Xiaoru was shocked!

what's the problem?

How did Lu Chenxi become her blind date?
Moreover, that blind date is clearly her mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate!Why did she suddenly become Lu Chenxi?
Lu Chenxi calmly took a hat and put it on his head, took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses and put it on, then said with a smile: "I didn't lie to you, Xiaoru, I'm really your blind date." .”

Ji Xiaoru wondered: "You, a big star, also need a blind date? By the way... since when did you become the elementary school classmate of my mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's neighbor? Isn't this amazing?"

Lu Chenxi smiled and said: "Of course I need a blind date, otherwise I will be single for ten thousand years? Also, why can't I be the elementary school classmate of your mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's neighbor? changed."

Ji Xiaoru was beyond shocked.

Lu Chenxi looked at Ji Xiaoru's dumbfounded face, and thought of her eloquent appearance just now that she didn't need to write a draft, so she couldn't help reaching out and flicking the other's smooth and plump forehead: "Xiaoru, I'm not only your mother's cousin My uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate, and I'm still your junior high school alumni. I'm afraid you don't have the slightest impression, do you?"

Ji Xiaoru shook her head like a rattle: "That... I really don't remember..."

"I knew it would be like this." Lu Chenxi said with a sigh.

Ji Xiaoru couldn't bear to face her idol, and hurriedly said: "It must be because my memory is too bad. You are so handsome. You must have been a school girl who was handed love letters every day when you were studying. I am such a nympho, I must have noticed you , Maybe I even handed you a love letter... But because it's so old, I really, really can't remember it at all."

Lu Chenxi shook her finger and said: "You guessed wrong, hey, I finally know why you don't remember me, because of you, you can only see handsome guys in your eyes, you face control!"