famous first flash marriage

Tang Mi was silent.

She was silent not because of anything else, but because she was too speechless.

He was so speechless that he didn't even bother to look at Zhang Hao.

I would rather look down at my own feet than look at Zhang Hao.

Yes, her Tang Mi's feet are prettier than Zhang Hao's ugly face.

"Our son is born, and he will definitely be more handsome than that Wu Yanzu in the future. From now on, no one will say that they want to find a husband like Wu Yanzu, but they will say that they want to find a husband like Zhang Lele... Hey, to be honest, our son can definitely be a movie star , killing all the idol niches in seconds, they became popular as soon as they debuted, the fire turned upside down, and the sky fell apart..."

Tang Mi thought to herself, just like you, if I really have a son with you, it will only reduce the appearance of my future child.

As for movie stars, just your pig face, hehehe.

If her son could become a star in the future, it would have to be born with Chen Chen.

In the early morning, he must be a very popular star in the future.She is also good-looking, and born with Chen Chen, that is a strong alliance.

"Then what do you think our son can find to be worthy of him? At least someone like you, but since he was a child he grew up looking at his fucking peerless beauty. I'm afraid he won't look up to any woman in the future... ...Shouldn't you become a gay? Tsk, gays can't do it, I hate gays the most..."

The two imagined each other, immersed in their own brain holes, and when Zhang Hao came back to his senses, he saw Tang Mi, who had a peerless beautiful face, sitting on the opposite sofa and focused on picking her own feet.

Zhang Hao: "..."

This picture is really weird.Zhang Hao refused to accept.

"Don't pick it, okay?"

Zhang Hao protested.

"none of your business."

Tang Mi raised her eyes and glanced at Zhang Hao, thinking, the soles of my sister's feet are tenderer than your face.hehe.

Zhang Hao didn't know Tang Mi's slander, and was about to speak, when the mobile phone next to him suddenly rang.

"Wife wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.
Wife wife I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May everything go well with you, and we will not be separated.
My love is you, you know I love you.
Although you are not in good health and are afraid that I will be in a hurry, I tell you: With me, you will be fine.
My family is not rich, but I am strong

......"

As soon as Zhang Hao heard the piercing ringtone, his thick and colorful eyebrows frowned tightly.

He didn't want to answer it, and the phone kept ringing loudly.

"I will make you laugh and make you happy.
As long as you want, I will accompany you.
Wife wife I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.
Wife wife I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May everything go well with you, and we will not be separated.
Wife, I will still love you in my next life

......"

"Really vulgar."

Tang Mi commented indifferently.

Zhang Hao took it for granted: "It's quite vulgar, and I don't like it either."

"If you don't like it, you still set it up?"

Tang Mi couldn't understand.

"My wife likes it. I have no choice. I can only choose to please her. Women, don't they all like to deal with these imaginary things--I didn't say you, Mi Mi, you don't love the false ones the least, you love the real ones, for example If you're happy, let me give you a wheat bag."

Zhang Hao said something sarcastically.

Tang Mi sneered: "That's because I'm not your wife."

The ringing of the mobile phone still rings in the empty living room.

"Wife wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.
Wife wife I love you, Amitabha bless you.
May everything go well with you, and we will not be separated.
Wife, I will still love you in my next life

......"

So ironic.

Tang Mi thought to himself, a man who takes care of his mistress uses such a cell phone ringtone.

"Hurry up and pick you up, I'm afraid I'll be brainwashed after listening to it."

Tang Mi said unbearably.

Zhang Hao laughed, and raised his finger to his mouth: "Then you be quiet for a while, I will finish soon."

"Uh-huh."

Tang Mi nodded perfunctorily.

Zhang Hao picked up the phone.

The magic sound of brainwashing finally came to an abrupt end.

Tang Mi breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Hao nodded and bowed to the phone: "My wife~~ What's the matter with calling? I'm busy."

"Huh? Are you uncomfortable? Is my aunt here?"

"Honey, drink more hot water. The cold will be cured soon."

"Yeah, okay~~ Wife, take care of yourself, miss you, miss you~~"

"Okay, I get it, I'll take care of myself too."

"Well, Mr. Sun is still waiting... Haha, it's not good to make them wait too long, wife, remember to take medicine."

"Okay, got it, wife."

"Yeah, I've hung up, ummmmmmm~~"

Zhang Hao said a lot to his wife on the other end of the phone, and finally hung up the phone.

Throwing the phone away, Zhang Hao looked like he had just swallowed a few flies.

And Tang Mi on the opposite side had already vomited out his breakfast.

"It disgusts you to death."

She had that shit-seeing look on her face.

"Cough, there's no way, this is the way to marry a wife. You don't understand."

Zhang Hao smiled helplessly.

"I don't understand, I'm not a man, there's no such thing down there."

Tang Mi said.

"You don't have me."

Zhang Hao suddenly remembered the previous incident again, and looked at Tang Mi lewdly: "Come on, baby. I miss my brother to death."

Tang Mi regretted so much that she wanted to slap her own mouth.

Why not mention that stuff?

After finally picking his feet for a long time, Zhang Hao was disgusted.

Now again!

Tang Mi almost bald her toenails.

"Today I really don't want to."

Tang Mi wrapped her nightgown tightly: "It's really uncomfortable, my dear, next time."

"When did you think about it?"

Zhang Hao squinted at Tang Mi: "Tell me, when did you think about it? Last time, last time, you didn't think about it every time. When did I not tolerate you? Tang Mi, don't push your nose on your face." you."

"What about pushing your nose on your face? I don't want to but I don't want to. I'm not a prostitute. Do you think I have to accompany customers every day?"

Tang Mi's face was ugly.

"What do you think of yourself as a cucumber girl? You're not a prostitute, but you—"

But how much better are you than prostitutes?
Zhang Hao almost blurted out this sentence, but held it back abruptly.

He didn't finish talking, but Tang Mi made up his mind.

She suddenly threw a high-end brand of hand cream worth four figures in her hand to the ground.

"What the hell do you mean? You say I'm not as good as a chicken, don't you? Zhang Hao, do you look down on me and treat me like a chicken? Don't you? Tell me clearly!"

Her red lips fluttered, her face was ferocious.

In Zhang Hao's eyes, although it was ferocious, it was also so ferocious that it had a special flavor.

This is the benefit of high appearance.

Zhang Hao thought to himself, the money spent on Tang Mi is not a loss.

Although she has a bad temper, is uncooperative, dishonest, lazy, and useless, he likes her face.

What's wrong with spending money on things you like?
"No such meaning, no such meaning."

Zhang Hao waved his hands frantically, "Mimi, don't get me wrong, in my heart, you are a fairy, the most beautiful and cutest fairy daughter in the world, how can a fairy daughter be a chicken? Really, don't get me wrong, I love you It’s too late, I dare not look down on you, I want to treat you like a chicken, why should I spend so much money on you, you know? The chicken outside, no matter how high-end, is not as expensive as you, far less expensive than you... ..."

Zhang Hao's tone was very sincere. After all, he had seen too many high-end chickens outside.

No matter how little he spends on high-end chicken, he feels distressed. One thinks it is not beautiful enough, and the other thinks it is not clean enough.

Tang Mi is different.

No matter how much money is spent on Tang Mi, he will feel limited.

Because think value for money.

"Hahaha, fairies? Fairy chickens are chickens, so what's the excuse? Damn, I'm so pissed off."

Tang Mi spoke obscenities without restraint, raised his hand, and took a picture of the mobile phone next to his buttocks on the smooth marble floor.

"Don't be angry, honey, it's not pretty to be angry."

Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"You think I'm ugly? Tell me, am I angry or am I a fairy?"

Tang Mi glared at Zhang Hao angrily.

Zhang Hao said with a smile: "Of course, you are also a fairy when you are angry, and you are a fairy if you are not angry. When you let me go, you are a fighting chicken among fairies."

"What? Fighting chicken??! You fucking treat me like a chicken!!"

Tang Mi's eyes were about to burst.

Zhang Hao felt like he was about to die.

Dealing with a wife is already hard and painful, but I have to deal with this fairy chicken.

Being a man is hard.

It is even more difficult to be a man who takes care of a mistress.

It is even more difficult to be a man who wants to please both his wife and mistress.

Zhang Hao was wronged to death!

Zhang Hao is suffering!

"Okay, dear, don't be angry, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, hey, it's my mouth talking nonsense, forgive me, can I buy you a bag again?"

Zhang Hao glanced at the mobile phone on the ground, it was very good, it had only been bought for a month, and it broke again——

Damn, the current mobile phone is too unbearable to drop, right?

What a broken apple!

Rubbish!

"Can I buy you a new mobile phone? Buy the latest model from Huawei, it's easy to use! It won't break, and we won't use this broken mobile phone in the future."

Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Okay, you can buy it if you like it."

Tang Mi glanced at Zhang Hao and said.

"Forgive me?"

Zhang Hao approached with a playful smile.

Tang Mi turned her face away, really too lazy to look at Zhang Hao.

The more Tang Mi was like this, the more Zhang Hao rushed to make out with Tang Mi.

However, as soon as Zhang Hao's hand touched Tang Mi, he was slapped away by Tang Mi.

"Do not touch me."

She said with a look of displeasure.

Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, and said, "You have such a big temper?"

"I said I don't want you to touch me today."

Tang Mi was also afraid that Zhang Hao would be angry, but he really didn't want to be touched by Zhang Hao.

There is no other reason, but there is still morning in my mind.

In all fairness, Zhang Hao is really not ugly.

But it's also far from the early morning's appearance.

Asking her to do something with Zhang Hao is like letting a person who is used to delicacies from mountains and seas eat bran.

Tang Mi couldn't swallow it at all.

She knew that this was not an option, but... let's do it for now.

Maybe, after a while, she will completely forget about the early morning.

Because Chenchen suddenly became popular, you can always see Chenchen’s face when you open the video app or Weibo, so, in order not to see him, Tang Mi seldom uses the video app to watch dramas now, and Weibo is also more and more frequent not enough.

This makes her even more boring.

Maybe life is really not fun at all, she often thinks so.

No friends, no loved ones, no hobbies.

Besides a lot of clothes and bags, and the money she got by selling herself to Zhang Hao, what else does she have?

Tang Mi has no interest in life and hates herself, but insists on living, just because she dare not die.