famous first flash marriage
713、My wife is a stupid pig
Tang Xiao didn't expect that the men's watch he had a crush on actually had couple models.
After trying it on at the counter, Tang Xiao immediately took a photo and sent it to Cheng Lie.
Cheng Lie replied very quickly, still with two straightforward words: good-looking.
Tang Xiao just wanted to ask Cheng Lie if he could see that this watch and the one I sent him just now were just couple models, when he saw Cheng Lie sent another message: Wife, can you wear men's watches too?Did you gain weight?
Tang Xiao suddenly had a black line. He really didn't know whether her husband was really stupid or fake, but seeing how serious he was asking, wouldn't he really think that she had gained a lot of weight in the past few days, right?
Tang Xiao was very speechless and sent Cheng Lie a silly piggy.
Cheng Lie guessed that he was really idle, so he replied almost instantly: I really look like you.
Tang Xiao was so angry that he quickly typed on the phone: You are the pig.
Cheng Lie came over with a grinning face, and sent another sentence: Okay, I am a pig, and my whole family is a pig.
Tang Xiao was only complacent for a second, and soon realized that he was still playing tricks and calling himself a pig when he co-authored Cheng Lie!
Tang Xiao angrily threw the phone into the bag, and decided not to pay attention to this nasty guy anymore.
Speaking of which, I haven't been by his side for three days.
If you say no, it is of course false.
Tang Xiao felt that she missed Cheng Lie all the time, no matter what she saw, she could think of Cheng Lie very quickly.
For example, when accompanying Xiaoru to choose clothes, Tang Xiao would think that Cheng Lie took him to the mall before, and bought a lot of clothes and jewelry for him with a wave of his big hand, and that everything he picked was so suitable for him, and he immediately let him go. Refresh yourself.
When passing by the men's clothing store, Tang Xiao saw a model wearing new clothes in the window, and couldn't help but think, this model is not as good as Cheng Lie, if Cheng Lie wears this dress, I don't know how handsome he will be Woolen cloth.
At that time, if she couldn't find an excuse to hide it from Xiaoru, she really wanted to buy that suit and let him wear it for herself when Cheng Lie came back.
Even when getting off the elevator with Xiaoru, Tang Xiao would think of Cheng Lie.
In the past, when the two of them got off the elevator together, Cheng Lie would always put an arm around Tang Xiao's waist from behind to prevent Tang Xiao from being hit or accidentally falling.
Even if he went to the hot pot restaurant with Xiaoru just now, Tang Xiao looked at the hot pot dishes on the menu, and what Tang Xiao thought of was Cheng Lie.
Cheng Lie likes to eat lettuce, likes to eat green vegetables with leaves, doesn't like to eat cabbage pies very much, only likes to eat water spinach leaves, Cheng Lie likes to eat beef, not like to eat chicken, Cheng Lie has no interest in all meatballs, Cheng Lie Lie prefers crispy bones like a child...
While thinking about Cheng Lie, Tang Xiao casually ordered a bunch of Cheng Lie's favorite dishes.
But after ordering, thinking that Cheng Lie wasn't here at all, and only Xiaoru and himself ate these dishes, he couldn't help but feel a sense of loss.
Xiaoru looked at the dishes she ordered, and asked curiously why she ordered so many dishes that she didn't usually order before.
It was only then that Tang Xiao realized that Cheng Lie had even unconsciously influenced his food preferences.
She really wanted to become a lie.
Thinking of having a sore nose, he wished he could fly directly to Cheng Lie's side.
I couldn't help but cursed myself in my heart for being worthless. It's only been a few days and I can't help but want to see Chenglie and hug Chenglie. What should I do when he goes out on a mission?
What if he doesn't come back for several months like before?
Tang Xiao really couldn't imagine this.
She stood by the counter for a while, until the teller got impatient and reminded: "Miss, do you still want this watch?"
"Ah... I'm sorry," Tang Xiao quickly came back to his senses, and smiled apologetically at the teller, "If you want it, please wrap it up for me."
She took off the watch from her wrist and handed it to the teller in front of her.
The young teller thought that he would be able to get a large commission by selling this expensive watch, so his attitude changed drastically, and he smiled and said, "Okay, no problem, then the men's watch will also be sold together." Wrap it up?"
Tang Xiao nodded and said, "Wrap it up."
Although Qi Chenglie deliberately said that he is a pig, Tang Xiao still likes Chenglie just the same, and also wants to buy him a watch, and wear a couple watch with him.
Probably liking someone means that even if the other person does something that annoys you, you won't be really angry with the other person, let alone affect your liking for the other person.
The teller was carefully packing the watch, Tang Xiao went to the side to pay the bill, and couldn't help taking out his phone to take another look.
Before opening the WeChat interface, she thought that Cheng Lie would send messages to coax and make herself happy when she saw that she didn't reply to the message and knew that she was angry.
Who knows that when you open WeChat, there will be no unread messages at all.
Tang Xiao felt that his whole heart had fallen to the bottom.
I couldn't help thinking about it...
What's the matter, why did he ignore himself, why didn't he come to coax himself?
Does he not care about himself?
Or do you feel like you're overdoing it?
Or, in his opinion, this is just a big deal, and it's not worth his time to coax himself?
but……
It was obviously not like this before!
Obviously when the two first got married, Cheng Lie would be very, very concerned about his own feelings.
At that time, even if he frowned a little, Cheng Lie would come over nervously, comforting himself constantly, thinking of ways to make himself smile.
Hmph, sure enough men are all the same, won't you cherish it after you get it?
Therefore, Cheng Lie is no exception. Like all men in the world, he doesn't even bother to please a woman who is completely his own?
Realizing this fact, Tang Xiao was extremely frustrated.
Fortunately, she still thinks of him everywhere, seeing a watch that fits him, she can't help but risk being discovered by Xiaoru and ran all the way to buy this watch in a panic!
Wait... She has been out for so long, so Xiaoru has already come out of the toilet?
Tang Xiao was taken aback. Looking at his watch, 15 minutes had passed before he knew it.
Just now, she was only focused on trying on the watch and chatting with Cheng Lie on WeChat, and now she was thinking about things, she almost forgot about Xiaoru!
"Miss, please keep your bank card and invoice." The cashier politely handed over the bank card and shopping receipt to Tang Xiao with both hands.
"Oh... oh, thank you." Tang Xiao took the things, quickly put them in the bag, and walked quickly towards the counter.
For some reason, she suddenly felt a gaze glued to her body.
But when she turned her head subconsciously, she didn't find anyone looking at her.
It's really strange, why do I always feel that someone is watching me recently?
Is she too nervous...or is she becoming narcissistic?
Tang Xiao smiled self-deprecatingly, went to the counter and showed the shopping receipt to the teller, and then the teller opened the wrapped watch box for Tang Xiao to check.
After Tang Xiao confirmed, the other party conveniently put the watch into the gift bag and handed it to Tang Xiao with both hands.
After finally finishing shopping smoothly, Tang Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
However, in order to avoid Ji Xiaoru's discovery, she definitely couldn't go back with the gift bag so blatantly.
Although she was very reluctant to give up the gift bag that looked very high-end and elegant, she really wanted to solemnly put the watch in the gift bag and give it to Cheng Lie. After all, she hadn't given Cheng Lie such a formal gift before, but she struggled for a few seconds After a few minutes, Tang Xiao decisively gave up the gift bag.
Under the puzzled and surprised eyes of the teller, Tang Xiao took out two watches from the gift bag and carefully stuffed them into his bag——
The bag she is carrying today is a new Chanel bag. In order to match the clothes on her body, this bag is actually relatively small.
So when these two watches are all stuffed in, the bag looks a bit crowded.
However, it can only be so.
"Sorry, I don't want the packaging bag." Tang Xiao smiled at the teller.
"Oh, okay." Although it felt strange, the teller didn't ask any more questions. After all, it's the customer's freedom to want the outer packaging or not.
Tang Xiao let out a sigh of relief, and planned to rush back to the hot pot restaurant where Ji Xiaoru was at as quickly as possible.
By the way, I thought about how I would explain it if Ji Xiaoru had already come out of the bathroom.
Did you just go to buy a drink nearby?
Tang Xiao recalled it, it seems that there is a national chain cold drink shop opposite the hot pot shop.
Later, I can buy two cups of Ji Xiaoru's favorite Hong Kong-style milk tea, so everything seems reasonable.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiao felt relieved and planned to leave.
Who knew, just as soon as he turned around, someone bumped into him.
At the same time, there was a crushing pain in the toes.
But before she could cry out the pain, a woman's sharp voice sounded next to her ear: "Ah...it hurts so much!"
Tang Xiao was speechless for a moment. She was wearing a pair of open-toed black mid-heeled shoes today, but what she was stepping on at this moment was a pair of [-]cm high-heeled shoes with a waterproof platform.
She didn't step on the other party at all, it was obvious that the other party stepped on her, so why does it hurt her?
This situation gave Tang Xiao an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
By the way...why is this voice so familiar?
Tang Xiao dared to swear that she must have heard this pretentious cry like a woman's dystocia in a costume drama somewhere.
Tang Xiao was thinking about it, while stretching out his hand to push away the woman who stepped on his toes, enduring the pain and raising his head.
Then, she saw a familiar face——
Ren Feilin.
Isn't this woman who is frowning and biting her lip, looking like she's dying of pain, Ren Feilin?
From the moment he saw Ren Feilin, Tang Xiao suddenly confirmed one thing.
It was definitely not an accident that I had just guessed my own feet.
Ren Feilin did it on purpose.
Anyway, it's not the first time she's done this kind of thing, she's already familiar with it, isn't she?
After trying it on at the counter, Tang Xiao immediately took a photo and sent it to Cheng Lie.
Cheng Lie replied very quickly, still with two straightforward words: good-looking.
Tang Xiao just wanted to ask Cheng Lie if he could see that this watch and the one I sent him just now were just couple models, when he saw Cheng Lie sent another message: Wife, can you wear men's watches too?Did you gain weight?
Tang Xiao suddenly had a black line. He really didn't know whether her husband was really stupid or fake, but seeing how serious he was asking, wouldn't he really think that she had gained a lot of weight in the past few days, right?
Tang Xiao was very speechless and sent Cheng Lie a silly piggy.
Cheng Lie guessed that he was really idle, so he replied almost instantly: I really look like you.
Tang Xiao was so angry that he quickly typed on the phone: You are the pig.
Cheng Lie came over with a grinning face, and sent another sentence: Okay, I am a pig, and my whole family is a pig.
Tang Xiao was only complacent for a second, and soon realized that he was still playing tricks and calling himself a pig when he co-authored Cheng Lie!
Tang Xiao angrily threw the phone into the bag, and decided not to pay attention to this nasty guy anymore.
Speaking of which, I haven't been by his side for three days.
If you say no, it is of course false.
Tang Xiao felt that she missed Cheng Lie all the time, no matter what she saw, she could think of Cheng Lie very quickly.
For example, when accompanying Xiaoru to choose clothes, Tang Xiao would think that Cheng Lie took him to the mall before, and bought a lot of clothes and jewelry for him with a wave of his big hand, and that everything he picked was so suitable for him, and he immediately let him go. Refresh yourself.
When passing by the men's clothing store, Tang Xiao saw a model wearing new clothes in the window, and couldn't help but think, this model is not as good as Cheng Lie, if Cheng Lie wears this dress, I don't know how handsome he will be Woolen cloth.
At that time, if she couldn't find an excuse to hide it from Xiaoru, she really wanted to buy that suit and let him wear it for herself when Cheng Lie came back.
Even when getting off the elevator with Xiaoru, Tang Xiao would think of Cheng Lie.
In the past, when the two of them got off the elevator together, Cheng Lie would always put an arm around Tang Xiao's waist from behind to prevent Tang Xiao from being hit or accidentally falling.
Even if he went to the hot pot restaurant with Xiaoru just now, Tang Xiao looked at the hot pot dishes on the menu, and what Tang Xiao thought of was Cheng Lie.
Cheng Lie likes to eat lettuce, likes to eat green vegetables with leaves, doesn't like to eat cabbage pies very much, only likes to eat water spinach leaves, Cheng Lie likes to eat beef, not like to eat chicken, Cheng Lie has no interest in all meatballs, Cheng Lie Lie prefers crispy bones like a child...
While thinking about Cheng Lie, Tang Xiao casually ordered a bunch of Cheng Lie's favorite dishes.
But after ordering, thinking that Cheng Lie wasn't here at all, and only Xiaoru and himself ate these dishes, he couldn't help but feel a sense of loss.
Xiaoru looked at the dishes she ordered, and asked curiously why she ordered so many dishes that she didn't usually order before.
It was only then that Tang Xiao realized that Cheng Lie had even unconsciously influenced his food preferences.
She really wanted to become a lie.
Thinking of having a sore nose, he wished he could fly directly to Cheng Lie's side.
I couldn't help but cursed myself in my heart for being worthless. It's only been a few days and I can't help but want to see Chenglie and hug Chenglie. What should I do when he goes out on a mission?
What if he doesn't come back for several months like before?
Tang Xiao really couldn't imagine this.
She stood by the counter for a while, until the teller got impatient and reminded: "Miss, do you still want this watch?"
"Ah... I'm sorry," Tang Xiao quickly came back to his senses, and smiled apologetically at the teller, "If you want it, please wrap it up for me."
She took off the watch from her wrist and handed it to the teller in front of her.
The young teller thought that he would be able to get a large commission by selling this expensive watch, so his attitude changed drastically, and he smiled and said, "Okay, no problem, then the men's watch will also be sold together." Wrap it up?"
Tang Xiao nodded and said, "Wrap it up."
Although Qi Chenglie deliberately said that he is a pig, Tang Xiao still likes Chenglie just the same, and also wants to buy him a watch, and wear a couple watch with him.
Probably liking someone means that even if the other person does something that annoys you, you won't be really angry with the other person, let alone affect your liking for the other person.
The teller was carefully packing the watch, Tang Xiao went to the side to pay the bill, and couldn't help taking out his phone to take another look.
Before opening the WeChat interface, she thought that Cheng Lie would send messages to coax and make herself happy when she saw that she didn't reply to the message and knew that she was angry.
Who knows that when you open WeChat, there will be no unread messages at all.
Tang Xiao felt that his whole heart had fallen to the bottom.
I couldn't help thinking about it...
What's the matter, why did he ignore himself, why didn't he come to coax himself?
Does he not care about himself?
Or do you feel like you're overdoing it?
Or, in his opinion, this is just a big deal, and it's not worth his time to coax himself?
but……
It was obviously not like this before!
Obviously when the two first got married, Cheng Lie would be very, very concerned about his own feelings.
At that time, even if he frowned a little, Cheng Lie would come over nervously, comforting himself constantly, thinking of ways to make himself smile.
Hmph, sure enough men are all the same, won't you cherish it after you get it?
Therefore, Cheng Lie is no exception. Like all men in the world, he doesn't even bother to please a woman who is completely his own?
Realizing this fact, Tang Xiao was extremely frustrated.
Fortunately, she still thinks of him everywhere, seeing a watch that fits him, she can't help but risk being discovered by Xiaoru and ran all the way to buy this watch in a panic!
Wait... She has been out for so long, so Xiaoru has already come out of the toilet?
Tang Xiao was taken aback. Looking at his watch, 15 minutes had passed before he knew it.
Just now, she was only focused on trying on the watch and chatting with Cheng Lie on WeChat, and now she was thinking about things, she almost forgot about Xiaoru!
"Miss, please keep your bank card and invoice." The cashier politely handed over the bank card and shopping receipt to Tang Xiao with both hands.
"Oh... oh, thank you." Tang Xiao took the things, quickly put them in the bag, and walked quickly towards the counter.
For some reason, she suddenly felt a gaze glued to her body.
But when she turned her head subconsciously, she didn't find anyone looking at her.
It's really strange, why do I always feel that someone is watching me recently?
Is she too nervous...or is she becoming narcissistic?
Tang Xiao smiled self-deprecatingly, went to the counter and showed the shopping receipt to the teller, and then the teller opened the wrapped watch box for Tang Xiao to check.
After Tang Xiao confirmed, the other party conveniently put the watch into the gift bag and handed it to Tang Xiao with both hands.
After finally finishing shopping smoothly, Tang Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
However, in order to avoid Ji Xiaoru's discovery, she definitely couldn't go back with the gift bag so blatantly.
Although she was very reluctant to give up the gift bag that looked very high-end and elegant, she really wanted to solemnly put the watch in the gift bag and give it to Cheng Lie. After all, she hadn't given Cheng Lie such a formal gift before, but she struggled for a few seconds After a few minutes, Tang Xiao decisively gave up the gift bag.
Under the puzzled and surprised eyes of the teller, Tang Xiao took out two watches from the gift bag and carefully stuffed them into his bag——
The bag she is carrying today is a new Chanel bag. In order to match the clothes on her body, this bag is actually relatively small.
So when these two watches are all stuffed in, the bag looks a bit crowded.
However, it can only be so.
"Sorry, I don't want the packaging bag." Tang Xiao smiled at the teller.
"Oh, okay." Although it felt strange, the teller didn't ask any more questions. After all, it's the customer's freedom to want the outer packaging or not.
Tang Xiao let out a sigh of relief, and planned to rush back to the hot pot restaurant where Ji Xiaoru was at as quickly as possible.
By the way, I thought about how I would explain it if Ji Xiaoru had already come out of the bathroom.
Did you just go to buy a drink nearby?
Tang Xiao recalled it, it seems that there is a national chain cold drink shop opposite the hot pot shop.
Later, I can buy two cups of Ji Xiaoru's favorite Hong Kong-style milk tea, so everything seems reasonable.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiao felt relieved and planned to leave.
Who knew, just as soon as he turned around, someone bumped into him.
At the same time, there was a crushing pain in the toes.
But before she could cry out the pain, a woman's sharp voice sounded next to her ear: "Ah...it hurts so much!"
Tang Xiao was speechless for a moment. She was wearing a pair of open-toed black mid-heeled shoes today, but what she was stepping on at this moment was a pair of [-]cm high-heeled shoes with a waterproof platform.
She didn't step on the other party at all, it was obvious that the other party stepped on her, so why does it hurt her?
This situation gave Tang Xiao an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
By the way...why is this voice so familiar?
Tang Xiao dared to swear that she must have heard this pretentious cry like a woman's dystocia in a costume drama somewhere.
Tang Xiao was thinking about it, while stretching out his hand to push away the woman who stepped on his toes, enduring the pain and raising his head.
Then, she saw a familiar face——
Ren Feilin.
Isn't this woman who is frowning and biting her lip, looking like she's dying of pain, Ren Feilin?
From the moment he saw Ren Feilin, Tang Xiao suddenly confirmed one thing.
It was definitely not an accident that I had just guessed my own feet.
Ren Feilin did it on purpose.
Anyway, it's not the first time she's done this kind of thing, she's already familiar with it, isn't she?
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