famous first flash marriage
786. Did You Steal Pig Feed?
And men are born with a strong desire to conquer women, even men who have no career or status outside.
They naturally need to conquer women to gain a sense of self-esteem and pride as men.
The most direct way they treat women is hunting.
For a hunter, the easier the prey is, the less valuable it is.
The more difficult it is to get it, and even the possibility of running away after it is obtained, the prey that the man chases desperately can satisfy the man's desire to conquer the most.
For Zhang Hao, Tang Mi at this moment is undoubtedly a pretty good "prey".
His heart was so teased by Tang Mi that he couldn't stop. As for Mia, he had completely forgotten about it at this time.
"Okay, okay, then I'll take a shower." Zhang Hao said obediently, reaching out to rub the two towering lumps on Tang Mi's chest, but Tang Mi blocked it with his hands.
"There are outsiders here." Tang Mi reminded Zhang Hao, as if embarrassed.
In fact, she said that there are outsiders on purpose, otherwise, she could have used a smaller voice that Zhang Hao could hear but not Mia.
But she doesn't.
She just wanted that little pheasant to hear it, and she wanted to let her quit in spite of the difficulties.
This is her Tang Mi's home, why should she come in?
If possible, Tang Mi would like to let that Mia get out immediately.
"Outsiders..." Zhang Hao glanced back at Mia, saw Mia still standing there, frowning in displeasure, and thought of his purpose of bringing Mia back, so he waved and said, "Mia, You go take a shower."
Mia walked over with her hips twisted, and every step made a crackling sound.
She stood in front of Zhang Hao, lowered her head and kissed Zhang Hao's face, looked at Tang Mi provocatively and said, "Okay, then I'll go first."
After finishing speaking, he stepped on his high heels and walked towards the bathroom.
Tang Mi was annoyed instantly.She took a deep breath and restrained herself from getting angry with Zhang Hao.
Holding back her anger, she looked at Zhang Hao in a puzzled tone and asked, "What are you doing?"
Zhang Hao smiled kindly, stretched out his arms to embrace Tang Mi, and walked towards the stairs on the second floor.
"Leave her alone, let's go upstairs and take a bath together, okay? There are two bathrooms in our house, and it doesn't matter if I lend one of them to her."
Tang Mi realized that Zhang Hao was changing the subject.
Generally, when a man starts to change the subject, it means that he has a ghost in his heart.
What exactly is Zhang Hao planning?
Tang Mi was very puzzled, but she knew that asking Zhang Hao would not lead to any results.
You have to ask step by step.
What's more, if you continue to question, it is easy to cause a deadlock, and once a deadlock is formed, the situation will be even more unfavorable to her.
Follow him first, Tang Mi thought.
Following Zhang Hao upstairs, Zhang Hao wanted to drag Tang Mi directly to the bathroom, but Tang Mi said that he would go back to the room to get Zhang Hao clean clothes to wear after taking a shower.
Zhang Hao couldn't help but smile all over his face, and leaned over to sweeten Tang Mi's mouth: "Baby is the best for me."
Tang Mi snorted softly and said, "It's good that you know."
Zhang Hao watched Tang Mi's curvaceous, sexy and glamorous back disappear, humming a little song in a happy mood while taking off his clothes.
About 5 minutes later, Tang Mi returned to the bathroom with her pajamas and underwear in her arms.
Zhang Hao was lying naked in the bathtub, dozing off with his eyes closed.
Tang Mi put Zhang Hao's clothes aside, and looked down at Zhang Hao quietly.
Zhang Hao soaking in the bathtub, in Tang Mi's eyes, is like a disgusting pig.
Frankly speaking, Zhang Hao is actually not ugly, and he can even look past it if he dresses up a bit.
It's just that Zhang Hao, like all the men who have a little money in their hands and often socialize outside, couldn't wait to put on weight before he turned 30.
Tang Mi stood by and looked coldly at the fat circle on Zhang Hao's stomach, and the more he looked at it, the more disgusting he felt.
And Zhang Hao seemed to be lying on his back quite comfortably, with his nostrils facing the sky. From Tang Mi's angle, he happened to see a curly nose hair sticking out.
If you look more carefully, you can still see a small milky yellow booger sticking to the nose hair.
Tang Mi felt his stomach tighten.
At this time, Zhang Hao opened his eyes and saw Tang Mi.
In just a split second, Tang Mi quickly switched his expression.
The deep disgust just now disappeared without a trace, as if it never existed.
"Drink less bars in the future." Tang Mi said with concern, "Look, if you drink any more, you will gain weight again, and it's not good for your body, right?"
Hearing this, Zhang Hao smiled very usefully.
There is no man who doesn't like being cared for and taken care of by women.
Even when a man reaches the age of five or sixty, he still longs to be cared for by women. This is probably a habit developed since childhood.
"Come here, baby." Zhang Hao stretched out his wet hand and beckoned to Tang Mi.
Tang Mi thought contemptuously, he thought he was Concubine Yang in Furong Pond?With this fat paw, no one cares about it.
Look at his face again, he had already drank wine, and after soaking in hot water, it turned red from inside to outside, like a pig's head that has just been stewed.
Thinking about it, I still obediently obeyed the command in action, walked to Zhang Hao and squatted down, and looked at him with my elbows on the edge of the bathtub: "Haven't you put on body soap yet? Do you want me to help you?"
"What can I help you with? Let's take a bath together." Zhang Hao smiled and said, "Didn't you agree to take a bath with couples? Come, come, let's just have a cannon in the water."
Tang Mi frowned quickly, and said with a smile: "Don't worry about it, drink so much wine at night, take it easy, the bathroom is slippery, what should I do if I accidentally fell? What do you want, wash it and go back to the room Say it again."
Zhang Hao said dissatisfied: "I'm going to fuck you in the bathtub, what's wrong? Are you coming or not? Huh?"
Tang Mi really didn't want to spend time with this human pig Bajie in her eyes.
Although Zhang Hao's image is far from that of Zhu Bajie.
But in Tang Mi's view, the vast majority of men in the world are Zhu Bajie compared with Chen Chen.
What is it in the morning?
Early morning is Tang Seng.
Tang Mi saw Chen Chen, like a female monster, and wanted to rush over to eat Chen Chen and wipe it clean, not leaving any chance for other women.
Thinking of the early morning, a smile appeared on Tang Mi's lips.
Zhang Hao stared at Tang Mi's smile fascinated.
The steam in the bathroom was steaming, looking at Tang Mi through a layer of water mist, it was less coquettish and more pure, it was simply too beautiful to behold.
"Don't come." Zhang Hao's wretched eyes made Tang Mi feel extremely disgusted.
It's one thing for her to please him, but it's another for her to accept him in her heart.
"Really not coming? I'm angry if I don't come." Zhang Hao narrowed his eyes, and there was a hint of threat in his tone.
"I really don't want to come. I've already taken a shower. Don't get me wet." Realizing that her tone seemed too stiff, Tang Mi forced a smile and added, "Be obedient."
"Don't listen, don't listen!" Who knew that Zhang Hao lost his temper like a child who hasn't grown up——
With his two hands, he flapped wildly in the bathtub, thumping vigorously like a landlubber that fell into the water.
Tang Mi just told him not to get water all over her body, but Zhang Hao splashed water all over her body in a blink of an eye.
Tang Mi was about to explode.
She stared at Zhang Hao, wishing she could put his head into the bathtub and let him wake up.
But Tang Mi also stared at Zhang Hao like this, and Zhang Hao became more and more excited.
Tang Mi wondered if Zhang Hao was crazy.
"Don't do it...!" Tang Mi endured it again and again, finally suppressing the anger in his chest.
"If you don't come to the bathtub to take a bath with me, I'll make you soak up water and tell you not to listen to me?" Zhang Hao said angrily, his eyes full of complacency.
Tang Mi took a deep breath and said, "I don't care about you anymore, I'm going to change clothes."
Turning around and leaving after speaking, Zhang Hao stood up from the bathtub, intending to rush over to overwhelm Tang Mi, but his feet slipped and he fell to the ground with a thud.
Tang Mi heard the movement, and saw Zhang Hao lying on the ground like a turtle, screaming ouch.
It's really bad news.Tang Mi was very pleased.
But he pretended to say: "What's wrong with you? Does it hurt? Can you stand up?"
Zhang Hao managed to raise his head, but his body was still lying on the ground—it hurt too much.
Tang Mi saw that his chin was swollen.
Pursing her lips, holding back her smile, facing Zhang Hao's eyes full of anger, Tang Mi squatted down and stretched out a hand and said, "Come on, I'll help you up."
Zhang Hao stretched out his hand to hold Tang Mi's hand, suddenly suppressed his anger, and smiled at Tang Mi.
Tang Mi suddenly had a very bad premonition.
Then I felt Zhang Hao's hand suddenly exert force, dragging her to the ground——
"Pfft..."
Tang Mi fell on Zhang Hao.
"Ouch..." Zhang Hao started to yell again: "Mimi, you crushed me so much that it hurts to death. Have you been stealing pig feed at home recently? Why are you so fat?"
"You just stole pig feed!" Tang Mi couldn't pretend anymore, and said unbearably.
Zhang Hao turned over, put his arms around Tang Mi who was lying on him, and pinched Tang Mi's chest with his hands restlessly, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.
Tang Mi was about to be annoyed to death: "Zhang Hao, don't touch me now, let me get up!"
"No, let me touch it, I miss you to death." Zhang Hao drank some wine and acted like a baby to Tang Mi.
Tang Mi was so sick that she wanted to vomit, but she still needed to be patient: "...You asked me to get up and go back to the room to change clothes, and you too, please dry yourself quickly, or you will catch a cold together."
"Then let's catch a cold together. Just let me rest here for two days." Zhang Hao sighed, "It's too fucking tiring to socialize outside, and doing business is really not a human thing."
It was the first time for Tang Mi to hear Zhang Hao complaining about doing business. Although she didn't like Zhang Hao and wanted to kill Zhang Hao when Zhang Hao tortured her, but people's hearts are long, and after getting along for a long time, they also More or less, there will be some feelings.
Besides, Tang Mi's food and clothing are all spent by Zhang Hao's business.
"You have worked hard." Tang Mi said.
Zhang Hao was stunned, as if he didn't expect Tang Mi to say such a thing.
"What did you just say? Say it again." Zhang Hao said.
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