Doctor sees new wife: President, you are sick

Situ Xun looked at Lu Yuanzhi and gave him a special look from the domineering president.Of course Lu Yuanzhi was unmoved. After all, he had seen Situ Xun's supercilious eyes since he was a child, so the supercilious eyes had no real impact on him.On the contrary, Lu Yuanzhi was very happy that he could make Situ Xun angry like this, and he will continue to work hard in the future.

"Scumbag, my sympathy for you is completely the sympathy of the strong for the weak. No matter what I say, it is just to comfort you."

No matter what Situ Xun said again, in Lu Yuanzhi's view, these were just weak explanations.

"Anyway, the evidence is in my hands now. You have nothing to say, so you can do whatever you want, hahahaha."

Lu Yuanzhi had won this battle completely, and he was already in full bloom at this time.So, he decided to work harder to get rid of Situ Xun.

"You said, I'll take this audio and edit it carefully, and then draw out this sound wave signal diagram and hang it on the wall every day, isn't it good? In this way, as soon as you come to my room, the first thing you see If you can see it, it can always whip you to aim at me and work hard!"

Situ Xun scoffed at Lu Yuanzhi's words, he really didn't want to look at Lu Yuanzhi again.Regarding the attitude of the villain to achieve success, Lu Yuanzhi is simply a professional demonstration in the textbook version.

"Can you also plot sound signal waveforms?"

Situ Xun's voice was full of contempt and disdain.

"Of course I can't, but my ex-girlfriend will. Just kidding, sir, my ex-girlfriends are all over the world. If there is no ten thousand, there are ninety-nine thousand. They work in all walks of life, and they go to school in various unpopular and popular majors." I know five girls like this who specialize in acoustics, and it’s OK to just find one and deal with it. In short, I have resources from 99 to just walking.

Lu Yuanzhi generously told Situ Xun about his rich life experience. He thought that each of his ex-girlfriends was a shining point worth showing off and a milestone in his growth.

"You're a beast."

This is Situ Xun's final comment to Lu Yuanzhi. It only has five words, because he doesn't want to say any more words.

"You can't say that, why am I a beast! This is consensual, just say, if you are born as a daughter, don't you want your uncle to betroth you to me? Xiao Xunxun?"

Lu Yuanzhi was very naughty, he climbed onto Situ Xun's shoulder while talking, and looked at Situ Xun deliberately pretending to be ambiguous.

"Take your hand away."

Situ Xun said coldly.

"what happened?"

Lu Yuanzhi pretended to be shy.

"dirty."

Situ Xun was full of disgust, and he didn't even look at Lu Yuan.However, Situ Xun suddenly thought of something. Wannian Frost thawed in an instant. He curled one corner of his lips, intending to talk about the audio just now.

"I don't think it's interesting to hang sound wave images. Do you have any ex-girlfriends who are photoshop experts?"

Lu Yuanzhi didn't know why, so he replied straightforwardly.

"Yes, what's the matter, sound waves still use photo editing?"

Situ Xun's smile had already burst into full bloom. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, found the photo he took of Lu Yuanzhi when he first entered the door, and showed it to Lu Yuanzhi.

"I don't need Sonic, I just need to trouble your ex-girlfriend to retouch this photo on my phone. The main thing is to make the briefs you are wearing into a crew cut. That way, when I hang it in the room, I don't have to be careless , so that everyone can appreciate your bold sleeping posture together."

When Lu Yuanzhi saw that his photo would appear in Situ Xun's mobile phone, he couldn't help but stare wider and wider. There were only four words on his whole face, which was unbelievable.

"This, this, this, this! When did you take this picture! Why don't I know!"

When Lu Yuanzhi found out that he was "sneak attacked", his performance was obviously not as calm as Situ Xun was then.Instead, he had a shocked expression on his face, as if he wanted to jump on the bed immediately and have a good argument with Situ Xun.

However, Situ Xun just smiled and said nothing.

"You, you, you! You are infringing on my portrait right! I look so suave and graceful, and I can be said to have 360 ​​degrees without dead ends. Which one is not good for you to save, but this one!"

Lu Yuanzhi was annoyed and wanted to snatch the mobile phone from Situ Xun's hand. He couldn't bear to ruin his life of wisdom like this.Therefore, he kept struggling and tried to delete the photos in the phone, but all to no avail.

"First of all, I want to correct you. I didn't put your photo in the advertisement, and I didn't spread it to the public, so it's not an infringement of your portrait right. Of course, I don't guarantee that I won't, So I just reserve this right for the time being. I believe everyone will be happy to watch such a 'large-scale' photo. Besides, if you ask me why I chose this photo, the reason is actually very simple, because its lethality is large enough .”

Lu Yuanzhi originally thought he was far-sighted, but he didn't expect Situ Xun to be more skilled.So, he gritted his teeth and said two words.

"mean."

Situ Xun still maintained his gentlemanly appearance and sat upright, with a smug expression on his face.

"Assignment."

Lu Yuanzhi looked at Situ Xun in front of him, and he was not ashamed but proud of himself for doing such a thing, which made Lu Yuanzhi feel deeply distressed.

"I'm the loser this time! Let's go together, you delete the picture, I delete the audio, how about it? Two two offset, one write off, how?"

Since Lu Yuanzhi is an extremely narcissistic and skittish person, he also hopes to rely on the glorious image he has established in front of the majority of women to improve his status in their hearts, so that all the girls in the world can choose whichever one he wants. Which one to choose.This is the greatest joy in his life, and he cannot accept this photo being leaked anyway.It can be said that as long as this photo exists for a day, he will have trouble sleeping and eating.

"I'll think about it."

Situ Xun's expressionless face almost drove Lu Yuanzhi crazy. Lu Yuanzhi thought, obviously he had already chosen to back down, so what could he do!Doesn't he feel that exchanging terms with himself is a very honorable thing?What else to consider!

Of course, these words are all activities of Lu Yuanzhi, and now he has a handle in other people's hands, so he can't be too aggressive and speak ill of others.

Lu Yuanzhi persevered hard and waited silently.

one second...

two seconds...

three seconds...

"Okay, okay! I've given you three seconds to think about it! How about it! Have you already considered it?"

Lu Yuanzhi couldn't wait to ask.

"No. And—you're noisy."

Situ Xun's words were a critical blow to Lu Yuanzhi. Lu Yuanzhi told himself that he must close the door next time he goes to bed, and remember it.

"Tell me, what else do you have to consider? What an equal exchange."

Lu Yuanzhi tried his best to flirt, even more than ever before.

"Equal? ​​I don't think so. Speaking of it, your audio is nothing special, but your photo is worth a lot. I just thought about it carefully. I don't think I need to bother your ex-girlfriend. After all, you The SpongeBob panties are hilarious."

Lu Yuanzhi was on the verge of collapse, and he wailed in pain.This time, the resounding sound should not only be in this room, but the entire Situ family.

"what--"

However, Situ Xun was indifferent.

"How much money do you need, make a price!"

Lu Yuanzhi probably lost his head in desperation, and actually asked the wealthy Situ Xun to make a price.As expected, Lu Yuanzhi received a contemptuous look from Situ Xun.

"I'm not short of money."

A confident voice sounded.

Situ Xun's short reply of three or five words in each sentence was enough to drive Lu Yuanzhi crazy, and Lu Yuanzhi was enough to exhaust himself only by frantic tossing around.

"What do you want? Xiao Xunxun, delete the photo!"

The moment Lu Yuanzhi turned his head, he dabbed some saliva on his cheeks with his fingers, pretending to be sad and crying, and then turned his head back to Situ Xun.

"Have pity on me, Xun'er..."

Situ Xun looked at the clown in front of him who tried his best and tried all the tricks. Now that he is willing to subdue obediently, then my lord has a lot to give him a chance.

"Okay, let's exchange."

Seeing that Situ Xun finally let go, Lu Yuanzhi quickly took out his mobile phone to show his sincerity.The two of them just held up a mobile phone and put their fingers on the delete key.Situ Xun gave orders for this solemn and ritual-like behavior.

"one two Three!"

After Situ Xun finished reading the three numbers, the two of them pressed the delete button together.

"Ahahahaha, it's all over now, I'm finally free!"

Lu Yuanzhi did a dogleg dance regardless of his image, but then he heard Situ Xun's words, and he returned to the bottom of the valley in an instant.

"I pressed the wrong button just now, but the photo is still there."

wrong press...

wrong……

Up...

"Are you kidding me! Press a button and you can press the wrong one! How did you become the president of these years! Did you do it on purpose! Didn't you!"

Lu Yuanzhi asked angrily.

At this time, Lan Xiaoyi suddenly opened the door and came in.

The picture suddenly became a little embarrassing.

because--

Lu Yuanzhi's appearance is exactly the same as in the photo now, with only a fig leaf painted with SpongeBob SquarePants all over his body.He rushed into the quilt at lightning speed, and then covered his whole body in the quilt, leaving only his head, looking very playful.Lu Yuanzhi blamed Lan Xiao angrily, and of course, it is not ruled out that she will suffer on behalf of her husband.

"You really deserve to be husband and wife? You don't even knock when you enter the house!"

Lan Xiaoyi looked at Lu Yuanzhi helplessly, after all, she didn't feel that she had done anything wrong.

"As long as you two big men are in the room, what's there for me to knock on the door. Besides, how could I expect you to wear so little?"

Lan Xiaoyi slightly raised her delicate eyebrows, and re-examined the two people in front of her.After thinking for a moment, Lan Xiaoyi asked Situ Xun pretending to be serious.

"Is he seducing you?"

Lu Yuanzhi was stunned and speechless by Lan Xiaoyi's question, he is a big man after all, how could he seduce a man!

Situ Xun was very calm, and nodded firmly.

"That's it."

Lu Yuanzhi was about to cry. How could his childhood playmate become what he is now? Don't you need to draft a lie?
"Then what's your attitude? Are you tempted?"

Lan Xiaoyi squinted at Situ Xun and interrogated him seriously.The two of them just completely ignored the third person in the room, the victim from beginning to end.

"Of course not. Although he tried his best, he couldn't get into my eyes."

Lu Yuanzhi watched Situ Xun talking nonsense, and Lu Yuanzhi almost believed Situ Xun's seriousness.

"Very well, then let's go back to the room, honey, it's time for you to take your medicine."

Situ Xun almost forgot that his own situation was actually very difficult. He stood up stiffly, and every pause in his movements came from his call for freedom.But he couldn't resist, and from the beginning to the end, he kept smiling.

When the backs of Lan Xiaoyi and Situ Xun disappeared into Lu Yuanzhi's bedroom, Lu Yuanzhi was a little startled.

What did i do wrong?I just took a long nap, didn't I?Why was someone taking a nearly naked photo inexplicably?Moreover, he just watched the culprit take the photo out of his room.What's more, the culprit even dragged his family to show off his affection in the end!Simply too much!
However, what Lu Yuanzhi didn't know was that Situ Xun next door was not having a good time either.

"Honey, come on, take your medicine, I'll feed you."