Doctor sees new wife: President, you are sick

Lan Xiaoyi yelled at Mrs. Xiao on the other end of the phone, without any ladylike appearance at all.It is conceivable that if Mrs. Xiao was standing in front of her right now, she would roll up her arms and sleeves and rush over to fight Mrs. Xiao.Lan Xiaoyi really can't understand, how can there be such a vicious woman in the world, she is so uncomfortable with others every day even though she has made a lot of mistakes.

In short, don't worry about what crime the law will impose on Mrs. Xiao, just play tricks on Mrs. Xiao again and again, endlessly, and Lan Xiaoyi will be the first to refuse.This old hag has bullied people to the door of her own house. If she swallows her anger and lets others slaughter her, won't she be bullied to death?
Originally, she planned to continue cursing, but Lan Xiaoyi rolled her eyes, as if she had thought of something, so she made up her mind.

"Mrs. Xiao, have you often felt weak lately, with pain in your waist, back or limbs?"

Lan Xiaoyi's style of painting changed suddenly, she naturally took the phone from Situ Xun, and her indiscriminate words turned into greetings in an instant, which made Mrs. Xiao on the other end of the phone a little bit astonished.Situ Xun didn't say a word, and looked at Lan Xiaoyi with one corner of his lips curled up. He guessed that Lan Xiaoyi must be trying to use another trick to anger the old witch.

"What do you mean by all this? What are you trying to say?"

Mrs. Xiao was very scheming and cunning, and Lan Xiaoyi suddenly asked her if she had any of these things, which made Monk Zhang Er confused.So, while being on guard, she asked back to Lan Xiaoyi.

"What are you afraid of? I can't do anything to you over the phone. Besides, if I can really do something to you, how can I be so polite to you like I am now! Just ask you one last question, have you These symptoms?"

After Lan Xiaoyi was questioned, she showed a neither humble nor overbearing attitude, which was very useful to Mrs. Xiao.After all, after hearing what Lan Xiaoyi said, she finally relaxed her vigilance.

then……

The screen changed to the doctor answering the patient's questions.

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Mrs. Xiao's answer was complicated, a little impatient, and mixed with a little expectation.

"Well, does it mean that sometimes you have bouts of fever, blushing, and then feel flustered and irritable?"

Like an old Chinese doctor, Lan Xiaoyi consulted Mrs. Xiao over the phone, just like the ancient silk thread diagnosis, except that she was hanging a telephone line.

"Yes, what's the matter? Is there a problem?"

Mrs. Xiao's voice revealed a guilty conscience and lack of self-confidence, as if she really wanted to hear Lan Xiaoyi's words.

"Well, have you been emotionally unstable recently, getting angry with your subordinates at every turn, and very irritable?"

Seeing that the first two symptoms were correct, Lan Xiaoyi obviously became more confident, put on a confident look, and continued to ask.

"Yes, yes, all of them, so what's going on with me?"

Mrs. Xiao no longer concealed her true emotions, she even forgot the real identities of herself and Lan Xiaoyi, and really put herself in the patient's avatar, waiting for Lan Xiaoyi's reply.

"Well, that's right, the reason why you have these symptoms is because..."

Lan Xiaoyi cleared her throat and drew a long tone, which could be said to whet Mrs. Xiao's appetite.This question was sold well, so Situ Xun was a little curious about the final answer, so he also listened attentively.

"What is it?"

Mrs. Xiao couldn't wait to ask.

"Yes……"

Lan Xiaoyi played tricks, she wanted to anger Mrs. Xiao well, but she didn't say anything, she just wanted to see Mrs. Xiao's angry look.

"What the hell! Tell me quickly!"

Mrs. Xiao clutched the phone tightly with her angry hands, if possible, she hoped that it was Lan Xiaoyi's neck that was clutched in her hands.

"It's menopausal syndrome!"

Lan Xiaoyi yelled vigorously into the phone microphone, her voice was at least 120 decibels.Especially after the silence just now, Mrs. Xiao deliberately put her ears close to the opening of the receiver, Lan Xiaoyi's roar almost shattered Mrs. Xiao's eardrums.

"Haha! Old witch, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the years are really not forgiving, so you, the old witch, have reached menopause! You are already old, and you still come out to scare people, crazy!"

All of a sudden, Lan Xiaoyi gained the upper hand and was extremely proud.While yelling at Mrs. Xiao on the other end of the phone, she made faces with her, even though she knew that the other party couldn't see at all.

"Who are you calling the old hag! Who are you calling!"

Mrs. Xiao jumped up angrily, wishing she could rush to Lan Xiaoyi's side and tear her mouth apart.

"Let's talk about you! Let's talk about you! What's wrong? You do all kinds of evil, you do evil, and every day you do bad things! It's a pity that you are only in menopause now. People like you should be terminally ill. Save the scourge of the world!"

Lan Xiaoyi didn't have the slightest intention of letting go, taking advantage of her momentum, no matter what she said, she had to scold Mrs. Xiao for being a dastardly mess before she would give up.As Lan Xiaoyi spoke, she thrust her waist up. Such a posture really made Situ Xun's eyes brighten even after he had seen strong winds and waves.

"you you!"

Mrs. Xiao was at a loss for words for a moment, but she didn't know how to refute, it can be seen that she was seriously injured by Lan Xiaoyi's continuous cannonball.She couldn't reach it with her hands, and she couldn't keep up with the rhythm when she wanted to open her mouth to scold. These factors made Madam Xiao's heart burst into flames, and she was about to burn.

"What are you? What are you still called Mrs. Xiao? If you marry someone surnamed Xiao, you are Mrs. Xiao?"

Lan Xiaoyi subconsciously glanced at Situ Xun who was staying beside her, and continued.

"Then I'm still married to someone named Situ! I still have a double surname! Then I'm Mrs. Situ! I have one word more than you! I'm much better than you!"

This logic is really fresh and refined, Situ Xun has been deeply impressed by Lan Xiaoyi's nonsense skills.One more word and one less word can actually have something to do with whether Li is not powerful, this is really... a bit powerful.

Mrs. Xiao on the other end of the phone is a woman after all, she doesn't care about any logic or illogical, she knows that she has never quarreled with a yellow-haired girl, it is really embarrassing.So she gasped loudly at the loud voice.

"I……"

After finally plucking up the courage to start a conversation, Madam Xiao was interrupted by Lan Xiaoyi as soon as she said a word.

"Look, look, let me tell you that you have menopausal syndrome! It makes you angry, and your mood is too unstable! Well, I don't want to waste time with you, I hope you can take care of yourself in the future, and look forward to our reunion That day!"

After Lan Xiaoyi finished speaking, she hung up the phone, and she was in control of the whole time, she really didn't leave any room for Mrs. Xiao to fight back.

Seemingly very satisfied with her record, Lan Xiaoyi leisurely leaned against the head of the bed, picked up a glass of water from the bedside table to moisten her throat.She's completely basking in the joy of victory, and this is the most cathartic she's had since recovering from depression.

"Mrs. Situ, congratulations on your victory in this battle. You have won a complete victory."

Situ Xun showed a wicked smile, and joked with Lan Xiaoyi.

It had been a few days since he had seen Lan Xiaoyi so happy, laughing from the bottom of his heart like this, the happy person was not only Lan Xiaoyi, but also Situ Xun who lived with her every day.

Lan Xiaoyi just made up all of her nonsense just now. In order to grab the conversation, she didn't even think about most of the words, so she just opened her mouth.Therefore, she didn't pay much attention to titles like Mrs. Situ.However, she blushed a little when Situ Xun called her that.

"Hey, I just wanted to make her angry. Who told her to scare us with a bomb. Huh, if the tiger doesn't show his power, she thinks I'm Hello Kitty!"

As soon as Lan Xiaoyi mentioned Mrs. Xiao, she was full of fighting spirit. It seemed that Mrs. Xiao really made her anxious this time.

Situ Xun is happy to see Lan Xiaoyi like this, after all, since she got married, she has endured a lot of pressure that she shouldn't have to bear.Speaking of which, it's been a long time since Lan Xiaoyi laughed like this.

"So... Mrs. Situ is one word more than Mrs. Xiao, and she is much better than her. What does this logic mean?"

With doubts in his heart, Situ Xun opened his mouth.

"Nonsense! Eh? But... it seems that there is no reason at all. Don't you think four words sound more majestic than three words? For example, in ancient times, Zhuge, Ouyang, Shangguan, Gongliang, I feel very capable when I hear it! Therefore, it can be deduced that Mrs. Situ is a very powerful character!"

Lan Xiaoyi is serious about telling groundless truths, she looks very cute.She has her own worldview and methods, but when she encounters bad guys, she also has strong words and nonsense.

Situ Xun held back his laughter, clapped his hands together with her, and put on a look of approval.

"Yes, it makes sense."

After finishing speaking, he also sat down by the bed, and continued to ask questions with a face full of curiosity.

"Then, how did you know that Mrs. Xiao has reached menopause?"

From Situ Xun's point of view, this question is very intriguing. After all, the distance is so far, and Lan Xiaoyi can't see Mrs. Xiao, so how can she know Mrs. Xiao's many symptoms?No matter how good her medical skills are, she is still a surgeon, so she can't diagnose other people's gynecological diseases over the phone!
"It's simple, I'm still talking nonsense."

Lan Xiaoyi put down the water glass, picked up a large bag of corn flakes from the bedside table, chewed them with great relish.I quarreled with that old witch for a long time just now, and she was basically the one talking all the time, so it was exhausting, so I had to make up for it.

"Nonsense again? Then what you said is really accurate."

Situ Xun suddenly had a little admiration for Lan Xiaoyi, she was so sincere when she was telling a lie, even a ruthless character like Mrs. Xiao was fooled by her.

Lan Xiaoyi's cheeks were bulging, she looked really hungry.

"Cough, not all. As for when this woman's menopause will come, the age span is still relatively large. Some people take good care of themselves, and it may be later, but some women will have symptoms of early menopause. This is different from many The factors are all related, so it’s hard to say.”

As she spoke, she grabbed a handful of corn flakes and continued to stuff them into her mouth. She obviously hadn't swallowed the sip just now, but she sent another wave into her mouth.

"Looking at Mrs. Xiao's appearance, I reckon that she must be in her 40s. Most of these women, when they approach 50, they will not be far from menopause. running around, and always wanted to avenge Mr. Xiao, so I took a gamble."

Lan Xiaoyi ate too much cornflakes, and felt a little choked, so she picked up the water glass and drank it in big gulps.The way she drank water was really hearty. It seemed that after getting angry with Mrs. Xiao, she even recovered her appetite.

"Mrs. Xiao is suspicious by nature, but she cherishes her life. I guess she may not have all the symptoms I mentioned just now, but as long as she is a little bit close to her, she will definitely feel that she has these symptoms. This is human. Common problem, it seems that no matter how powerful this Mrs. Xiao is, she is only a menopausal woman after all!"

Lan Xiaoyi finally finished the explanation and explained to Situ Xun the basis of her nonsense.So, she hugged the big bag of cornflakes and put it in her mouth, as if this bag of cornflakes was a celebration banquet for her just finished the war.