Stupid cute maid loves to play tricks
Chapter 169
After much of the night, the villagers were all drunk, and finally went home staggeringly.
Aunt Lin ran to the backyard to prepare a room for Yeli and Gu Xiaoqing to stay.
Yeli was sitting on a low bench, leaning against a wooden pillar, nodding his head. He must drink every time he drinks, and every time he drinks, he must get drunk. Today he is in a good mood, and he drank two more glasses. Now his consciousness is no longer in his In my head, I don't know where to go.
Gu Xiaoqing squatted on the edge of the short slump, as drunk as Yeli.
Yeli pushed Gu Xiaoqing, and said, "This place is no different than in the city. They sleep on tatami mats. Don't dream of having a bed."
Gu Xiaoqing nodded in a daze: "I know."
"And the toilets are all outside, there is no proper toilet in the room." Yeli added.
"I know too!" Gu Xiaoqing waved her hand, as if waving something annoying, "Why are you so annoying!"
"Do you want to go to the toilet?" Yeli asked vaguely.
"No." Gu Xiaoqing replied.
"Where are you brushing your teeth?"
"Yes." Gu Xiaoqing stood up eagerly, although she could still answer the question, her body was no longer in control.
Ye Li didn't think Gu Xiaoqing was acting strange, so he also stood up, went to the supermarket in the front room, took two toothbrushes from the shelf, and went back to the kitchen in the backyard staggeringly. He took the water in a bowl, handed it to Gu Xiaoqing and said, "Here, just use this to brush your teeth."
"This?" Gu Xiaoqing looked at the bowl and said with a puzzled face, "Why is this the first time I've seen such a wide-mouth cup for brushing teeth?"
People who drink too much, you can’t reason with her. If you tell her it’s a bowl, she should ask you: “Damn, you’re crazy, brush your teeth with a bowl!” But if you tell her, because there is no cup for brushing teeth, she should ask Ask you: "Fuck, which hotel doesn't give you a cup for brushing your teeth?"
Therefore, Yeli ignored Gu Xiaoqing, picked up another bowl and started brushing his teeth.
The majestic Mr. Ye of S City is actually wearing rural wide-leg trousers and a white short-sleeved shirt, and squatting at the gate of the backyard, holding a bowl and brushing his teeth. The picture is too beautiful to look at, it is so lively...
Hahahahahahaha...
Aunt Lin came over and saw two people brushing their teeth and washing their faces carelessly, she said with a smile: "The room is ready, it's off-season now, there is no one on the island, and I don't bother to clean up the other rooms, both of you Just stay overnight."
After finishing speaking, Aunt Lin pushed the two of them to the hotel.
The room is indeed not big, with tatami mats as Yeli said, sheets and quilts have been placed in the corners, and there is a low cabinet in the room with water cups and kettles on it.
It's so late, Gu Xiaoqing drank too much again, so she didn't care about it so much, she happily took off her shoes and ran up to the tatami, and said, "Hey, this is the cup for brushing teeth, right? Ah? The one just now wasn't it."
She still focused on the brushing cup, and before she could react, Aunt Lin had already closed the door.
God knows, Aunt Lin is a godly assist. She knows from the bottom of her heart what the young people are doing on this island in the middle of the night. Who is not young?
Yeli glanced at Gu Xiaoqing, went straight to the corner and brought the sheets and quilts, and said, "Sleep, make the bed."
Gu Xiaoqing followed her as she said, but when she looked left and right, she felt that something was wrong, and finally said: "Han, why do I feel a little strange? There is only your quilt, why not my quilt? "
While laying out the quilt, Yeli said casually, "There is only one set in the first place, and it will cost money to use another set."
Damn, deep routine!
Could it be that you, Young Master Ye, will spend less money for another set of quilts?
"Ye Li!" Gu Xiaoqing angrily threw away the bed sheet in question, and shouted: "No wonder you just said that you want to sleep on tatami. It's because you have a quilt and I don't have a quilt, right? You just..."
Before he finished speaking, Yeli had already grabbed Gu Xiaoqing's arm, held her in his arms, and leaned over to kiss her for a long time.
The touch of lips and lips, looking for a sense of fit with each other, is sweet and beautiful.
After a long time, the two people stopped head to head, Ye Li tightly bound Gu Xiaoqing with his arms, knelt on the quilt, and whispered softly: "Let's sleep..."
Gu Xiaoqing said nothing, she just breathed quietly, although her head was still in a daze, her consciousness gradually came back.
Yeli seemed to comfort her, gently put Gu Xiaoqing down, and lay down next to her, he wrapped his arms around her waist, smelling the fragrance from her body, his heart seemed to be trapped by something. It's full, it's full, it's safe, it's comfortable...
"Xiaoqing," Yeli said: "Let's get married, I don't want you to live in Long's mansion anymore, I want you to come back to me and stay with me every day."
Yeli is so dependent on Gu Xiaoqing, and misses Gu Xiaoqing so much, he only thinks about how to see her every day, it's really hard thinking, he doesn't want to continue anymore.He is also willing to give up everything for her.
However, Yeli is more willing to respect her.
Although, this is painful for him.
"Married?" Gu Xiaoqing licked her lips, her eyes were pure and clean, she didn't seem to understand Yeli's words very well.
"Yeah, I think just being my girlfriend shouldn't be enough." Ye Li said firmly.
Suddenly, Gu Xiaoqing seemed to understand something, and followed Yeli's thoughts and said: "I don't think being a girlfriend is enough."
"?"
Ye Li was silent.
Gu Xiaoqing crawled like a little loach from under Yeli's body twice, crawled out, and said, "We don't even count as being in love now, how can we do such a thing! Ah? You actually eat my tofu!"
Gu Xiaoqing's eyes were blurred, smelling of alcohol, she suddenly stretched out her arm, and knocked Yeli a chestnut with a bang.
"Ah!" Ye Li hadn't figured out what was going on, but Gu Xiaoqing had already hit him on the head, and there was a burst of pain, and he was mostly sober from the wine.
what happened?
The atmosphere in the room was still ambiguous just now, how could it smell like gunpowder now?
"Gu Xiaoqing?" Yeli covered her head.
"Let me tell you, I'm the Seventh Miss of the Long family, who dares to bully me! Does that mean I don't want to live anymore! I've lived enough, and I want to be born early!" Gu Xiaoqing stood up and hopped around the room.
After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaoqing slammed another chestnut, and Yeli had no time to dodge, and was beaten so that she immediately lost the ability to resist.Yeli knew that Gu Xiaoqing's drinking madness was online, if possible, it's best to let her go to sleep now, don't make any more trouble, otherwise he will be the only one who is unlucky.
"Xiaoqing, we're going to bed, we'll talk about other things later..." Yeli deliberately changed the subject.
"What?" Gu Xiaoqing said with wide-eyed eyes, "What did you just say? Go to sleep! You've had the guts to be ambitious. Can you sleep this baby!"
Gu Xiaoqing grabbed Yeli by the ear. After drinking, she was really super powerful. Now, Yeli just wanted to find a crack in the ground and hide as far as she could!
"I won't sleep with you, I won't sleep with you!" Yeli replied hastily.
He didn't even dare to nod his head, you know, nodding his head would hurt his ears.
Gu Xiaoqing tilted her head again, like an owl, opened and closed her eyes, thought for a while and said: "Ye Li, you dare not sleep with me, how dare you marry me? Huh, I knew it all. You men's routine, you won't really marry me! Big villain."
Gu Xiaoqing grabbed Yeli's ear and shook it harder.
Ye Li grinned in pain, but this time, he didn't dare to answer anything, he said many mistakes, not good, and now he really understands this sentence.
"Why don't you talk anymore? Are you guilty?" Gu Xiaoqing asked again, "I knew that you just wanted to lie to me, to drink, to eat boiled fish, to me and you Sleeping in the same room, and then tricking me into marrying you in the end, it's all fake anyway!"
Depend on!
Ye Li scolded his mother inwardly, do all the girls like to play this routine now?Or are you in love with someone you shouldn't love at all?
Gu Xiaoqing fell headlong on the quilt, and kicked Ye Li away by the way, wrapped herself in the quilt, and shouted: "You still lied to me that I have a quilt to sleep in, but it's all fake, and there is only one quilt! Tonight, I will sleep under the quilt, so you can lie outside and sleep on tatami, it is said that sleeping on tatami is good for the cervical spine, and by the way, it will cure your evil disease!"
After speaking, Gu Xiaoqing really pulled up the quilt again, pulling it up high, her little head was hidden in the quilt.
Covering her head, her eyes darkened, Gu Xiaoqing muttered, she didn't know what to say, and she snored slightly after a while, she was tired, drank again, and fell into a deep sleep.
Kneeling and sitting on the slightly cool tatami, Yeli didn't realize for a while, this girl fell asleep like this?Is it?
no?Just now I was clamoring #¥#¥%¥*&%¥#...
Sleep like this now?
"Gu Xiaoqing?" Yeli called tentatively.
no response.
"Are you asleep?" He continued to probe.
no response.
"It's a little cold for me to sleep outside, can you lend me the quilt?" Ye Li moved his body.
Still no response.
Yeli moved his body boldly, and one of the clothes had already been inserted into Gu Xiaoqing's bed.It's autumn now, the island is blowing sea breeze, it will be a bit cold at night, Yeli really doesn't want to sleep on the hard tatami.
But before the feet could feel the slightest warmth, they were kicked out by Gu Xiaoqing.
Ye Li was in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound, he was afraid of waking up Gu Xiaoqing, that drunken girl might wake up and punched and kicked him again, that kind of experience never wanted to happen again.
Yeli sat dryly beside Gu Xiaoqing, staring blankly at her lost in thought:
The long eyelashes are pressed under the quilt, and when illuminated by the light, a dark shadow is cast. The big eyes are hidden under the fluffy eyelashes. Although they cannot be seen now, Yeli can still perceive the star-like brilliance His eyes plunged deeply into the lake of his heart.
He stretched out his fingers and lightly touched Gu Xiaoqing's eyelashes. It turned out that she was so real sleeping beside him, and he would feel so at ease and sweet.
At this moment, Yeli's phone vibrated in his trouser pocket, breaking the rare tranquility.
Yeli took out the phone, it was Chu Yiting who called, his brows frowned, and the corners of his mouth were pursed unnaturally.Usually he would hang up directly, but this time is not the time when Chu Yiting often calls...
Aunt Lin ran to the backyard to prepare a room for Yeli and Gu Xiaoqing to stay.
Yeli was sitting on a low bench, leaning against a wooden pillar, nodding his head. He must drink every time he drinks, and every time he drinks, he must get drunk. Today he is in a good mood, and he drank two more glasses. Now his consciousness is no longer in his In my head, I don't know where to go.
Gu Xiaoqing squatted on the edge of the short slump, as drunk as Yeli.
Yeli pushed Gu Xiaoqing, and said, "This place is no different than in the city. They sleep on tatami mats. Don't dream of having a bed."
Gu Xiaoqing nodded in a daze: "I know."
"And the toilets are all outside, there is no proper toilet in the room." Yeli added.
"I know too!" Gu Xiaoqing waved her hand, as if waving something annoying, "Why are you so annoying!"
"Do you want to go to the toilet?" Yeli asked vaguely.
"No." Gu Xiaoqing replied.
"Where are you brushing your teeth?"
"Yes." Gu Xiaoqing stood up eagerly, although she could still answer the question, her body was no longer in control.
Ye Li didn't think Gu Xiaoqing was acting strange, so he also stood up, went to the supermarket in the front room, took two toothbrushes from the shelf, and went back to the kitchen in the backyard staggeringly. He took the water in a bowl, handed it to Gu Xiaoqing and said, "Here, just use this to brush your teeth."
"This?" Gu Xiaoqing looked at the bowl and said with a puzzled face, "Why is this the first time I've seen such a wide-mouth cup for brushing teeth?"
People who drink too much, you can’t reason with her. If you tell her it’s a bowl, she should ask you: “Damn, you’re crazy, brush your teeth with a bowl!” But if you tell her, because there is no cup for brushing teeth, she should ask Ask you: "Fuck, which hotel doesn't give you a cup for brushing your teeth?"
Therefore, Yeli ignored Gu Xiaoqing, picked up another bowl and started brushing his teeth.
The majestic Mr. Ye of S City is actually wearing rural wide-leg trousers and a white short-sleeved shirt, and squatting at the gate of the backyard, holding a bowl and brushing his teeth. The picture is too beautiful to look at, it is so lively...
Hahahahahahaha...
Aunt Lin came over and saw two people brushing their teeth and washing their faces carelessly, she said with a smile: "The room is ready, it's off-season now, there is no one on the island, and I don't bother to clean up the other rooms, both of you Just stay overnight."
After finishing speaking, Aunt Lin pushed the two of them to the hotel.
The room is indeed not big, with tatami mats as Yeli said, sheets and quilts have been placed in the corners, and there is a low cabinet in the room with water cups and kettles on it.
It's so late, Gu Xiaoqing drank too much again, so she didn't care about it so much, she happily took off her shoes and ran up to the tatami, and said, "Hey, this is the cup for brushing teeth, right? Ah? The one just now wasn't it."
She still focused on the brushing cup, and before she could react, Aunt Lin had already closed the door.
God knows, Aunt Lin is a godly assist. She knows from the bottom of her heart what the young people are doing on this island in the middle of the night. Who is not young?
Yeli glanced at Gu Xiaoqing, went straight to the corner and brought the sheets and quilts, and said, "Sleep, make the bed."
Gu Xiaoqing followed her as she said, but when she looked left and right, she felt that something was wrong, and finally said: "Han, why do I feel a little strange? There is only your quilt, why not my quilt? "
While laying out the quilt, Yeli said casually, "There is only one set in the first place, and it will cost money to use another set."
Damn, deep routine!
Could it be that you, Young Master Ye, will spend less money for another set of quilts?
"Ye Li!" Gu Xiaoqing angrily threw away the bed sheet in question, and shouted: "No wonder you just said that you want to sleep on tatami. It's because you have a quilt and I don't have a quilt, right? You just..."
Before he finished speaking, Yeli had already grabbed Gu Xiaoqing's arm, held her in his arms, and leaned over to kiss her for a long time.
The touch of lips and lips, looking for a sense of fit with each other, is sweet and beautiful.
After a long time, the two people stopped head to head, Ye Li tightly bound Gu Xiaoqing with his arms, knelt on the quilt, and whispered softly: "Let's sleep..."
Gu Xiaoqing said nothing, she just breathed quietly, although her head was still in a daze, her consciousness gradually came back.
Yeli seemed to comfort her, gently put Gu Xiaoqing down, and lay down next to her, he wrapped his arms around her waist, smelling the fragrance from her body, his heart seemed to be trapped by something. It's full, it's full, it's safe, it's comfortable...
"Xiaoqing," Yeli said: "Let's get married, I don't want you to live in Long's mansion anymore, I want you to come back to me and stay with me every day."
Yeli is so dependent on Gu Xiaoqing, and misses Gu Xiaoqing so much, he only thinks about how to see her every day, it's really hard thinking, he doesn't want to continue anymore.He is also willing to give up everything for her.
However, Yeli is more willing to respect her.
Although, this is painful for him.
"Married?" Gu Xiaoqing licked her lips, her eyes were pure and clean, she didn't seem to understand Yeli's words very well.
"Yeah, I think just being my girlfriend shouldn't be enough." Ye Li said firmly.
Suddenly, Gu Xiaoqing seemed to understand something, and followed Yeli's thoughts and said: "I don't think being a girlfriend is enough."
"?"
Ye Li was silent.
Gu Xiaoqing crawled like a little loach from under Yeli's body twice, crawled out, and said, "We don't even count as being in love now, how can we do such a thing! Ah? You actually eat my tofu!"
Gu Xiaoqing's eyes were blurred, smelling of alcohol, she suddenly stretched out her arm, and knocked Yeli a chestnut with a bang.
"Ah!" Ye Li hadn't figured out what was going on, but Gu Xiaoqing had already hit him on the head, and there was a burst of pain, and he was mostly sober from the wine.
what happened?
The atmosphere in the room was still ambiguous just now, how could it smell like gunpowder now?
"Gu Xiaoqing?" Yeli covered her head.
"Let me tell you, I'm the Seventh Miss of the Long family, who dares to bully me! Does that mean I don't want to live anymore! I've lived enough, and I want to be born early!" Gu Xiaoqing stood up and hopped around the room.
After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaoqing slammed another chestnut, and Yeli had no time to dodge, and was beaten so that she immediately lost the ability to resist.Yeli knew that Gu Xiaoqing's drinking madness was online, if possible, it's best to let her go to sleep now, don't make any more trouble, otherwise he will be the only one who is unlucky.
"Xiaoqing, we're going to bed, we'll talk about other things later..." Yeli deliberately changed the subject.
"What?" Gu Xiaoqing said with wide-eyed eyes, "What did you just say? Go to sleep! You've had the guts to be ambitious. Can you sleep this baby!"
Gu Xiaoqing grabbed Yeli by the ear. After drinking, she was really super powerful. Now, Yeli just wanted to find a crack in the ground and hide as far as she could!
"I won't sleep with you, I won't sleep with you!" Yeli replied hastily.
He didn't even dare to nod his head, you know, nodding his head would hurt his ears.
Gu Xiaoqing tilted her head again, like an owl, opened and closed her eyes, thought for a while and said: "Ye Li, you dare not sleep with me, how dare you marry me? Huh, I knew it all. You men's routine, you won't really marry me! Big villain."
Gu Xiaoqing grabbed Yeli's ear and shook it harder.
Ye Li grinned in pain, but this time, he didn't dare to answer anything, he said many mistakes, not good, and now he really understands this sentence.
"Why don't you talk anymore? Are you guilty?" Gu Xiaoqing asked again, "I knew that you just wanted to lie to me, to drink, to eat boiled fish, to me and you Sleeping in the same room, and then tricking me into marrying you in the end, it's all fake anyway!"
Depend on!
Ye Li scolded his mother inwardly, do all the girls like to play this routine now?Or are you in love with someone you shouldn't love at all?
Gu Xiaoqing fell headlong on the quilt, and kicked Ye Li away by the way, wrapped herself in the quilt, and shouted: "You still lied to me that I have a quilt to sleep in, but it's all fake, and there is only one quilt! Tonight, I will sleep under the quilt, so you can lie outside and sleep on tatami, it is said that sleeping on tatami is good for the cervical spine, and by the way, it will cure your evil disease!"
After speaking, Gu Xiaoqing really pulled up the quilt again, pulling it up high, her little head was hidden in the quilt.
Covering her head, her eyes darkened, Gu Xiaoqing muttered, she didn't know what to say, and she snored slightly after a while, she was tired, drank again, and fell into a deep sleep.
Kneeling and sitting on the slightly cool tatami, Yeli didn't realize for a while, this girl fell asleep like this?Is it?
no?Just now I was clamoring #¥#¥%¥*&%¥#...
Sleep like this now?
"Gu Xiaoqing?" Yeli called tentatively.
no response.
"Are you asleep?" He continued to probe.
no response.
"It's a little cold for me to sleep outside, can you lend me the quilt?" Ye Li moved his body.
Still no response.
Yeli moved his body boldly, and one of the clothes had already been inserted into Gu Xiaoqing's bed.It's autumn now, the island is blowing sea breeze, it will be a bit cold at night, Yeli really doesn't want to sleep on the hard tatami.
But before the feet could feel the slightest warmth, they were kicked out by Gu Xiaoqing.
Ye Li was in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound, he was afraid of waking up Gu Xiaoqing, that drunken girl might wake up and punched and kicked him again, that kind of experience never wanted to happen again.
Yeli sat dryly beside Gu Xiaoqing, staring blankly at her lost in thought:
The long eyelashes are pressed under the quilt, and when illuminated by the light, a dark shadow is cast. The big eyes are hidden under the fluffy eyelashes. Although they cannot be seen now, Yeli can still perceive the star-like brilliance His eyes plunged deeply into the lake of his heart.
He stretched out his fingers and lightly touched Gu Xiaoqing's eyelashes. It turned out that she was so real sleeping beside him, and he would feel so at ease and sweet.
At this moment, Yeli's phone vibrated in his trouser pocket, breaking the rare tranquility.
Yeli took out the phone, it was Chu Yiting who called, his brows frowned, and the corners of his mouth were pursed unnaturally.Usually he would hang up directly, but this time is not the time when Chu Yiting often calls...
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