The film king seeks favor: The screenwriter loves me a lot
Chapter 251: The Poison Master Who Poisoned Himself
Kuang Youzhi hurriedly blew on the candlelight, pulled Baili Ziyi and hid in the cupboard.
The door of the kitchen was quickly opened as footsteps approached, and it seemed that two people walked in from the sound of footsteps.
Immediately, a ray of light penetrated through the crack of the cabinet door.
A rough voice sounded: "Xiao Muyu, go make the dough first! I'll make some side dishes."
A somewhat immature voice responded immediately: "Master, this general insists on eating pancakes at night, he really has an idea."
The master smiled and said: "Our general, just like your master. Tonight the general will come out every hour for night patrols, so it is inevitable that we will be tired. That's all we can do."
"But master, why does the general come out every hour to patrol at night? With so many posts added tonight, is it still necessary for him to go to patrol in person?"
"Hey! You don't know how miserable the major general's death is, so they are all afraid in their hearts!"
"Hey, master, they all said that the major general fell in love with a man in our army camp because he liked men, and the overlord couldn't force his bow, but was killed instead. Do you think this is true?"
"Whether it's true or not, these things have nothing to do with us, so let's just make a good meal in a down-to-earth manner, don't look at, don't listen to, let alone ask, and don't cause trouble for yourself. Do you hear me?"
"Oh, I heard you, Master!"
Afterwards, the two of them started to do what they were doing quietly without saying anything more.
I don't know how long I waited, and there was a strong smell of cakes in the air. No wonder the general loves this bite so much, it really smells delicious.
At this moment, Baili Ziyi's stomach gurgled.
Baili Ziyi's eyes widened in horror, and Kuang Youzhi frowned even more, staring at her with a look of hatred.
"Master, did you hear anything?"
"Voice? No?"
Afterwards, the two seemed to hold their breaths and listened quietly. After a while, the master's rough voice sounded: "Listen, there is no sound. You heard it wrong."
The little apprentice said with some embarrassment: "Well, maybe I am hungry, I heard wrong!"
"hungry?"
"Well, Master's cake is too fragrant, smelling it makes me hungry!"
"Hey, brat! Come on, luckily Master made two more, let's eat!"
The little apprentice seemed to have taken the pancakes in his hand, and started to eat them while they were warm, saying, "Well, master's pancakes are delicious, when can I learn master's unique skills! "
The little apprentice was eating something, and his words were vague, but he could feel how delicious his food was.
Baili Ziyi's stomach seemed to be even hungrier, she hugged her stomach tightly, for fear that her stomach would growl again.
But things are often like this, what to be afraid of, "Gulu" Baili Ziyi's stomach groaned again.
This time, the master seemed to have heard the movement, and complained to his apprentice with some complaints: "Stinky boy, you can't eat enough! Here, this cake is yours too!"
The little apprentice seemed to feel that he was wronged, and he argued to the master: "Master, I don't have it, it's not me, I'm not so hungry anymore after eating half a piece of cake!"
"Really?"
"Really, Master!"
It seemed that both master and apprentice sensed something was wrong, and began to look around the entire kitchen.
The little apprentice was the first to start searching around in the kitchen. Hearing the sound of footsteps, the two of them got closer and closer to the cabinet.
Baili Ziyi's heart was already so nervous that it was about to jump out of her heart. In such a big winter, she broke out in a cold sweat. She tightly clutched Kuang Youzhi's sleeve, and her fingernails pinched Kuang Youzhi's arm. The flesh, and because it was unconscious, it just accidentally pinched a little flesh, which was the most painful.
Kuang Youzhi was sweating coldly from the pain, but he didn't dare to move around, let alone make a sound. He bit his lower lip and held back, and the fingers holding the soft sword around his waist clenched even tighter. Big, the flesh in my palm is already sore.
Baili Ziyi saw that the sweat on Kuang Youzhi's forehead was shining brightly, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: When this dead ghost was also afraid, look at this promise, he really lived and returned!
But Kuang Youzhi also scolded Baili Ziyi thousands of times in his heart: This idiot woman, is this taking the opportunity to take revenge!
At this moment, the little apprentice had already opened the cabinet next to him, and the little apprentice searched inside very seriously.
Baili Ziyi was already so anxious that he didn't know what was wrong, and the strength in his hands became stronger and stronger, and Kuang Youzhi's face flushed red from the pain.He wished he could jump out of the closet and escape from Baili Ziyi's clutches.
But the situation seemed to be getting more and more serious, as if the next second was the time for the little apprentice to open the cabinet door.
The moment Kuang Youzhi opened the cabinet door, he thought over and over again how to deal with it, and even imagined where his soft sword would stab.
Just when Kuang Youzhi held his breath and was about to make a move, a mouse rushed out of the closet door.
The little apprentice pointed at the mouse and cursed: "Hey! This dead mouse is really calm. I rummaged through it, and it can hide calmly until now. It is really a thief! It must be Waiting for us to come out and steal something to eat! It's really cunning, what is it!"
Kuang Youzhi and Baili Ziyi in the cupboard here are getting more and more breathless the more they listen, although they are scolding mice, but the more they hear it, the more they seem to be pointing at Sang Sang and Huai Huai.
"Okay, little wooden fish, let's go quickly. The general is probably back from night patrol at this point. Let's go and deliver the supper. The cake will be cold after a long time."
"Okay, Master!"
The master and apprentice took the meal out of the kitchen one after the other, and then the kitchen returned to darkness.
Kuang Youzhi knocked Baili Ziyi on the forehead with a burst of chestnut, and Baili Ziyi let out a low cry of pain: "Oh! You're going to die! Why did you hit me!"
"Hit you, you stinky woman, you actually pinched me so hard!" Kuang Youzhi accused Baili Ziyi of his evil deeds with anger.
"Pinch you? Why do I pinch you if I have nothing to do? You are sick!"
"You still don't admit it, do you have to show me the evidence?"
"Wait, ghost, you said there won't be anything else here..."
Baili Ziyi's voice became softer and weirder as she spoke.
"Other you are tall! You are obviously the only one, and you still want to use this kind of words to shirk responsibility! You are really enough!"
"Hey! You are enough! You actually slandered me!"
While speaking, there was a "dingling bang" sound in the kitchen, which undoubtedly confirmed Baili Ziyi's self-guessing, and she was so scared that she fell into Kuang Youzhi's arms with a scream.
Kuang Youzhi hugged Baili Ziyi tightly, and comforted him softly: "Ziyi, don't be afraid, I'm here! It's okay! I'll go out to see what's going on, just wait!"
"Ah! Don't!" Baili Ziyi hugged Kuang Youzhi even tighter, obviously feeling that she was really scared, and her body began to tremble.
Kuang Youzhi gently stroked her back to help her soothe her emotions, and whispered hypnotically in her ear: "Ziyi, don't be afraid, there's nothing, just scare yourself, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there's nothing !Take a deep breath, take a deep breath..."
Baili Ziyi's fear seemed to be relieved a little, and her trembling body seemed to calm down.
Only then did Kuang Youzhi gently open the cabinet door, and lit a candle with a faint light. Although the light was very weak, he could still see the whole kitchen clearly.
The pots and pans on the stove were overturned, and the pots seemed to be caught on something, and the pots moved gently.
Baili Ziyi was even more frightened when she saw it, and plunged into Kuang Youzhi's arms again: "Oh my god! There is a ghost! The basin will move by itself."
Kuang Youzhi shook his head helplessly, and patted Baili Ziyi twice: "Hey, Ziyi, take a good look for yourself, where did the ghost come from? It's clearly that mouse just now! It wanted to steal the cake, but it was caught. Just put it in the basin."
Hearing this, Baili Ziyi slowly raised his head and looked at the pot. Sure enough, there was a faint movement, as if a mouse had been caught.
But at this time, the mouse also blew twice at the right time, as if asking for help, and as if responding to Kuang Youzhi's words.
Baili Ziyi kicked the basin annoyed, and Kuang Youzhi grabbed Baili Ziyi to stop her movement.
"Hey! Idiot woman, how much noise do you want to make? Do you want to recruit patrol soldiers!"
Baili Ziyi shook her head, but quickly realized Kuang Youzhi's "idiot woman", which undoubtedly aroused Baili Ziyi's anger again. She stared at Kuang Youzhi with wide eyes, and then kicked hard He stomped on Kuang Youzhi's feet.
Kuang Youzhi felt a pain in his feet, he immediately squatted down and hugged his feet, grinning back at Baili Ziyi.
Baili Ziyi completely ignored Kuang Youzhi's stare, but fortunately she still remembered what her main task was at the moment, so she strode towards several large water tanks at the base of the wall.
She took out a small porcelain bottle from her bosom that was as long as her finger, gently pulled up the cork, and put two drops of the medicine in the bottle into several large tanks respectively, then put the bottle in her hand away in the arms.
She strode back to Kuang Youzhi's side again, and when she passed the stove, she saw the pancake left by the little apprentice.
She unceremoniously picked up the pancake, tore it in half, walked to Kuang Youzhi's side, and casually handed him half.
Kuang Youzhi hesitated for a moment, then asked suspiciously: "The poison bottle you just took, are you sure you can eat whatever you want..."
Baili Ziyi glanced at the pancakes in his hand indifferently: "I poisoned the water tank just now, and the pancakes were baked before I poisoned them, so of course you can eat whatever you want! Are you an idiot?"
Kuang Youzhi shook his head, and continued: "I mean, your hand, took that medicine bottle, and took the cake...is there really no problem?"
Baili Ziyi glanced at Kuang Youzhi: "It's an idiot to say you're an idiot. Which poison master have you seen poisoned yourself? Do you think I will do such a thing?"
Kuang Youzhi nodded mercilessly, with a look of affirmation.
Baili Ziyi's face darkened instantly, and he stared at Kuang Youzhi fiercely...
The door of the kitchen was quickly opened as footsteps approached, and it seemed that two people walked in from the sound of footsteps.
Immediately, a ray of light penetrated through the crack of the cabinet door.
A rough voice sounded: "Xiao Muyu, go make the dough first! I'll make some side dishes."
A somewhat immature voice responded immediately: "Master, this general insists on eating pancakes at night, he really has an idea."
The master smiled and said: "Our general, just like your master. Tonight the general will come out every hour for night patrols, so it is inevitable that we will be tired. That's all we can do."
"But master, why does the general come out every hour to patrol at night? With so many posts added tonight, is it still necessary for him to go to patrol in person?"
"Hey! You don't know how miserable the major general's death is, so they are all afraid in their hearts!"
"Hey, master, they all said that the major general fell in love with a man in our army camp because he liked men, and the overlord couldn't force his bow, but was killed instead. Do you think this is true?"
"Whether it's true or not, these things have nothing to do with us, so let's just make a good meal in a down-to-earth manner, don't look at, don't listen to, let alone ask, and don't cause trouble for yourself. Do you hear me?"
"Oh, I heard you, Master!"
Afterwards, the two of them started to do what they were doing quietly without saying anything more.
I don't know how long I waited, and there was a strong smell of cakes in the air. No wonder the general loves this bite so much, it really smells delicious.
At this moment, Baili Ziyi's stomach gurgled.
Baili Ziyi's eyes widened in horror, and Kuang Youzhi frowned even more, staring at her with a look of hatred.
"Master, did you hear anything?"
"Voice? No?"
Afterwards, the two seemed to hold their breaths and listened quietly. After a while, the master's rough voice sounded: "Listen, there is no sound. You heard it wrong."
The little apprentice said with some embarrassment: "Well, maybe I am hungry, I heard wrong!"
"hungry?"
"Well, Master's cake is too fragrant, smelling it makes me hungry!"
"Hey, brat! Come on, luckily Master made two more, let's eat!"
The little apprentice seemed to have taken the pancakes in his hand, and started to eat them while they were warm, saying, "Well, master's pancakes are delicious, when can I learn master's unique skills! "
The little apprentice was eating something, and his words were vague, but he could feel how delicious his food was.
Baili Ziyi's stomach seemed to be even hungrier, she hugged her stomach tightly, for fear that her stomach would growl again.
But things are often like this, what to be afraid of, "Gulu" Baili Ziyi's stomach groaned again.
This time, the master seemed to have heard the movement, and complained to his apprentice with some complaints: "Stinky boy, you can't eat enough! Here, this cake is yours too!"
The little apprentice seemed to feel that he was wronged, and he argued to the master: "Master, I don't have it, it's not me, I'm not so hungry anymore after eating half a piece of cake!"
"Really?"
"Really, Master!"
It seemed that both master and apprentice sensed something was wrong, and began to look around the entire kitchen.
The little apprentice was the first to start searching around in the kitchen. Hearing the sound of footsteps, the two of them got closer and closer to the cabinet.
Baili Ziyi's heart was already so nervous that it was about to jump out of her heart. In such a big winter, she broke out in a cold sweat. She tightly clutched Kuang Youzhi's sleeve, and her fingernails pinched Kuang Youzhi's arm. The flesh, and because it was unconscious, it just accidentally pinched a little flesh, which was the most painful.
Kuang Youzhi was sweating coldly from the pain, but he didn't dare to move around, let alone make a sound. He bit his lower lip and held back, and the fingers holding the soft sword around his waist clenched even tighter. Big, the flesh in my palm is already sore.
Baili Ziyi saw that the sweat on Kuang Youzhi's forehead was shining brightly, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: When this dead ghost was also afraid, look at this promise, he really lived and returned!
But Kuang Youzhi also scolded Baili Ziyi thousands of times in his heart: This idiot woman, is this taking the opportunity to take revenge!
At this moment, the little apprentice had already opened the cabinet next to him, and the little apprentice searched inside very seriously.
Baili Ziyi was already so anxious that he didn't know what was wrong, and the strength in his hands became stronger and stronger, and Kuang Youzhi's face flushed red from the pain.He wished he could jump out of the closet and escape from Baili Ziyi's clutches.
But the situation seemed to be getting more and more serious, as if the next second was the time for the little apprentice to open the cabinet door.
The moment Kuang Youzhi opened the cabinet door, he thought over and over again how to deal with it, and even imagined where his soft sword would stab.
Just when Kuang Youzhi held his breath and was about to make a move, a mouse rushed out of the closet door.
The little apprentice pointed at the mouse and cursed: "Hey! This dead mouse is really calm. I rummaged through it, and it can hide calmly until now. It is really a thief! It must be Waiting for us to come out and steal something to eat! It's really cunning, what is it!"
Kuang Youzhi and Baili Ziyi in the cupboard here are getting more and more breathless the more they listen, although they are scolding mice, but the more they hear it, the more they seem to be pointing at Sang Sang and Huai Huai.
"Okay, little wooden fish, let's go quickly. The general is probably back from night patrol at this point. Let's go and deliver the supper. The cake will be cold after a long time."
"Okay, Master!"
The master and apprentice took the meal out of the kitchen one after the other, and then the kitchen returned to darkness.
Kuang Youzhi knocked Baili Ziyi on the forehead with a burst of chestnut, and Baili Ziyi let out a low cry of pain: "Oh! You're going to die! Why did you hit me!"
"Hit you, you stinky woman, you actually pinched me so hard!" Kuang Youzhi accused Baili Ziyi of his evil deeds with anger.
"Pinch you? Why do I pinch you if I have nothing to do? You are sick!"
"You still don't admit it, do you have to show me the evidence?"
"Wait, ghost, you said there won't be anything else here..."
Baili Ziyi's voice became softer and weirder as she spoke.
"Other you are tall! You are obviously the only one, and you still want to use this kind of words to shirk responsibility! You are really enough!"
"Hey! You are enough! You actually slandered me!"
While speaking, there was a "dingling bang" sound in the kitchen, which undoubtedly confirmed Baili Ziyi's self-guessing, and she was so scared that she fell into Kuang Youzhi's arms with a scream.
Kuang Youzhi hugged Baili Ziyi tightly, and comforted him softly: "Ziyi, don't be afraid, I'm here! It's okay! I'll go out to see what's going on, just wait!"
"Ah! Don't!" Baili Ziyi hugged Kuang Youzhi even tighter, obviously feeling that she was really scared, and her body began to tremble.
Kuang Youzhi gently stroked her back to help her soothe her emotions, and whispered hypnotically in her ear: "Ziyi, don't be afraid, there's nothing, just scare yourself, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there's nothing !Take a deep breath, take a deep breath..."
Baili Ziyi's fear seemed to be relieved a little, and her trembling body seemed to calm down.
Only then did Kuang Youzhi gently open the cabinet door, and lit a candle with a faint light. Although the light was very weak, he could still see the whole kitchen clearly.
The pots and pans on the stove were overturned, and the pots seemed to be caught on something, and the pots moved gently.
Baili Ziyi was even more frightened when she saw it, and plunged into Kuang Youzhi's arms again: "Oh my god! There is a ghost! The basin will move by itself."
Kuang Youzhi shook his head helplessly, and patted Baili Ziyi twice: "Hey, Ziyi, take a good look for yourself, where did the ghost come from? It's clearly that mouse just now! It wanted to steal the cake, but it was caught. Just put it in the basin."
Hearing this, Baili Ziyi slowly raised his head and looked at the pot. Sure enough, there was a faint movement, as if a mouse had been caught.
But at this time, the mouse also blew twice at the right time, as if asking for help, and as if responding to Kuang Youzhi's words.
Baili Ziyi kicked the basin annoyed, and Kuang Youzhi grabbed Baili Ziyi to stop her movement.
"Hey! Idiot woman, how much noise do you want to make? Do you want to recruit patrol soldiers!"
Baili Ziyi shook her head, but quickly realized Kuang Youzhi's "idiot woman", which undoubtedly aroused Baili Ziyi's anger again. She stared at Kuang Youzhi with wide eyes, and then kicked hard He stomped on Kuang Youzhi's feet.
Kuang Youzhi felt a pain in his feet, he immediately squatted down and hugged his feet, grinning back at Baili Ziyi.
Baili Ziyi completely ignored Kuang Youzhi's stare, but fortunately she still remembered what her main task was at the moment, so she strode towards several large water tanks at the base of the wall.
She took out a small porcelain bottle from her bosom that was as long as her finger, gently pulled up the cork, and put two drops of the medicine in the bottle into several large tanks respectively, then put the bottle in her hand away in the arms.
She strode back to Kuang Youzhi's side again, and when she passed the stove, she saw the pancake left by the little apprentice.
She unceremoniously picked up the pancake, tore it in half, walked to Kuang Youzhi's side, and casually handed him half.
Kuang Youzhi hesitated for a moment, then asked suspiciously: "The poison bottle you just took, are you sure you can eat whatever you want..."
Baili Ziyi glanced at the pancakes in his hand indifferently: "I poisoned the water tank just now, and the pancakes were baked before I poisoned them, so of course you can eat whatever you want! Are you an idiot?"
Kuang Youzhi shook his head, and continued: "I mean, your hand, took that medicine bottle, and took the cake...is there really no problem?"
Baili Ziyi glanced at Kuang Youzhi: "It's an idiot to say you're an idiot. Which poison master have you seen poisoned yourself? Do you think I will do such a thing?"
Kuang Youzhi nodded mercilessly, with a look of affirmation.
Baili Ziyi's face darkened instantly, and he stared at Kuang Youzhi fiercely...
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