jiayouxianpu
Chapter 24 The Miraculous Poop
What else can I do now, buy it.
Yan Xiaoxiao felt that it wasn't money, it was her red blood, and she took another look at the 360-degree swaying long dress with grief. It was beautiful, but why it was so expensive.
Good things are arrogant and hypocritical!
"Fan Li, Fan Li, where is the God of Wealth? It's clearly Zhou Papier. He doesn't hurt his back when he stands and talks. Capitalism, eating human skin and drinking human blood..."
Talking about all kinds of trivial thoughts, the shopping guide lady looked at her several times curiously, and asked one more time when swiping the card: "Miss, are you sure you want to buy this dress?"
Seeing this reluctance on her face, she was afraid that she would take it back and return it within two days after taking it back, not to mention the trouble and damage the reputation of the mall.
"Buy!" Yan Xiaoxiao entered the password with arrogance, what if she didn't buy it.The living expenses for more than a month are gone, and I will have to live on earth in the future. Think about the miserable life, alas.
Carrying the exquisite gift box of Ginza, the cold wind blows my heart out when I go out.The shopping mall is so warm and sad, and the money spent is worth the effort. The news provided by Fan Li had better be very effective, otherwise she might go crazy.
Returning to Old Man Fu's hut, Old Fu smiled and looked at the shopping bag in her hand: "Did Fan Li entrust you with the job of choosing clothes for his wife?"
"Yeah, I'm exhausted. It's not easy to choose someone I'm satisfied with. I have to ask you to help me." Yan Xiaoxiao's face was full of bitterness and hatred, her fingers were red from the cold, and she had no time to answer and ran over Flower dog, old man Fu bent down to hug it, but bent his lips and smiled.
"Old Fan, he really refuses to take any losses. Everyone in the world knows that choosing clothes for Xi Shi is a difficult task in the heavens."
"I've been shopping for several days, and now my legs don't bend anymore." Complainingly, he beat his calf, the more he beat it, the more painful it became, it's hard to suffer.
"Yeah, originally there was a price for sending something this time, so I won't accept it. After all, people who have been tortured by Lao Fan have a hard time." He took the paper bag from Yan Xiaoxiao's hand and put it on the table beside it. Most of the flowers are withered, but they are very fragrant.
"Why did the flower wither?"
"Business hasn't been very good these days, don't worry about it, it's more interesting when it's dry."
"Why is the business not good? Aren't most of your flowers here unique?" She walked over and re-arranged flower branches. She had never seen most of these flowers before, so she thought she was ignorant.
"They are all unscrupulous people. They are dishonest outside. If they have money to buy flowers for their lovers, they don't have money to buy beautiful clothes for their wives and sell them. Hmph, I'd rather throw them away." Old man Fu snorted coldly, yes I don't look down on those dregs who have little money but can't count.
Old man Fu is a man of integrity, this is a rare quality, why is Fan Li not so noble.
Contrast creates beauty.
God, let Fan Li become a selfless fairy!
Maybe it was the prayer that had worked. In the afternoon, she miraculously discovered Fan Li's WeChat message.
"Yan Xiaoxiao, the clothes are beautiful, my wife is very happy to wear them." Fan Li greeted her with a smile.
Can it look good, one thousand 390 nine, just thinking about it makes me feel stuffy.
"It's good that your wife is satisfied. It makes me worthy of my unconscious legs." With a bit of complaint, she just soaked her feet in hot water, and they were sore and numb. A state of disobedience.
"Well, I happen to have a piece of excrement from a divine beast in my hand. I don't need it anyway, so I'll give it to you." After thinking for a while, Fan Li decided to be kind. Although the excrement of a divine beast is nothing in the fairy world, it can be put away. There are many uses in the mortal world.
"Poop? I don't want it, it stinks to death." He doesn't have the tendency to masochistic, and he has nothing to do to make a pile of stinky poop and put it at home for offerings. Just thinking about that picture makes him uncomfortable. Does he treat everyone as fools? I don't understand the brain circuit of the fairy.
"I don't know the goods. I usually don't give away the excrement of this divine beast, but you despised it in the end." I think I gave away the excrement of the divine beast twice when the fairy shop was still very popular. It's not that the fairy shop has been closed for so long, and I have saved some in my hand, but I am really reluctant to send it out.
"How can a pile of poop heal human flesh and bones? It's so solemn." Yan Xiaoxiao looked disdainful. Although her grief-stricken wish came true, Fan Li really became a little selfless, and she was willing to give her a gift. It's a thank-you gift, but it's better not to give it away, feces, it's really thanks to him thinking of it, these days, using it as a fertilizer is not enough to pollute the air, tossing her once is not enough, this tossing is addictive.
"It's not that magical, but the dung can make the crops grow so fast that the harvest is tripled."
three times?It's a pity that she is not a farmer, so it's useless to ask for it, but she is still curious, is this thing really so mysterious?
"What is the concept of long and fast?"
"I don't know about this. After all, I have never planted land. Someone told me after using it in the past. You can try it yourself."
I remember reading novels before, saying that some gifted people would have a mysterious fairyland. In this fairyland, any plant can grow rapidly and become very spiritual, and practicing in it will get twice the result with half the effort. Could it be that this kind of feces has Something that works?
Yan Xiaoxiao was excited, if the plants she grows really have miraculous functions, could she be able to grow fairy vegetables by herself in the future, her eyes lit up with excitement, good days are coming!
"Then can this kind of feces be able to cultivate fruits with magical functions?" Yan Xiaoxiao quickly typed these words on the keyboard, and Yan Xiaoxiao was so excited that she couldn't even feel the pain in her legs. If that was the case Well, this little tiredness is nothing, she would rather go shopping every day to buy clothes for Xi Shi, of course, the premise is that she doesn't have to pay.
"Of course not, what are you thinking, the growing environment of fairy vegetables is extremely complicated, and the dung grows only ordinary plants." Fan Li ruthlessly shattered her fantasy, and there seemed to be a faint crackling sound in the air.
Yan Xiaoxiao was disappointed, she spread out on the bed all of a sudden, she couldn't grow the excrement of fairy vegetables, what did she want to do, remind herself that life can't be too comfortable.
"I don't need this either, can you give me something else, such as a lifespan worth RMB or something." She lazily replied to the WeChat message with her mobile phone, in fact, she already had a premonition of how Fan Li would reply.
"No, lifespan can only be obtained through missions. As for RMB, I don't have it."
"Then it's better to change to something else." If you don't give up, anything is better than poop. Any thing in the fairyland is probably worth a lot of money. Except for disgusting poop, whoever has nothing to do will spend a lot of money on this, even if it is No one believes that there are miraculous functions.
"Only this, do you want it or not." Anyway, Yan Xiaoxiao won't suffer if she doesn't want him, it just saves her money, and she can still favor others next time.
It's really an iron rooster, he's so stubborn, Yan Xiaoxiao had a chill, and originally wanted to reject it directly, but after thinking about it, after all, it has some effect, so don't want it for nothing, at worst, throw it away when it's really useless.
"Yes, no matter how you say it, it can also increase the harvest."
"That's fine, then I'll send it out, pay attention to check it."
Send it out, how to send it, will the bag be broken and exposed halfway, and then the courier brother will run away, what should I do if I think I am crazy.
"Don't open the package when you send it. When you need it, just tear the package by the side of the land, and the feces will automatically enter the land." Xu Shi saw through Yan Xiaoxiao's worry, and Fan Li specially reminded him, otherwise he would be really afraid that she would tear it up. The smell of the packaging was all over his face, and he had to be scolded to death when the time came, and it might not necessarily cost him much Xiande.
Of course, if old man Fu heard his mentality, he would definitely say indifferently: "Don't think about it, just your little fairy virtue is enough for you to toss, and it has plummeted since the first day you opened the fairy shop. It’s now estimated to be negative.”
"Is it so amazing? If I don't use it all the time, will the packaging break by itself?" Yan Xiaoxiao was a little worried. The house is a bit damp and her memory is not good. Hidden an indeterminate gas bomb.
"Don't worry, as long as you don't move it, the packaging will not be broken, but you must not throw this feces away. This thing is very spiritual. There may be more in the closet the second you throw it away. Come out with some more magical flavors."
It's really savage, what kind of owner brings out what kind of things, you can't throw them away if you don't need them. Is it true that you want to collect cultural relics for a lifetime, but even if you keep them for a lifetime, they are worthless.Yan Xiaoxiao curled her lips straight away, this is a good magic weapon to trick her, but it's a pity that she is a kind little girl and has no enemies for the time being.
"Uh, it really is spiritual poop, I will pay attention to it." Anyway, don't waste the fairy stuff, anyway, it can still be used for farming, put it away, and there may be unexpected gains.
At this moment, Yan Xiaoxiao felt that she might be dazed. It came all the way from the gods, but it turned out to be a lump of poop. There are such good things in the fairy world, such as fine nectar, jade dew, and panacea. Which one would not make people feel shocked, Fan Li This cheapskate is only willing to take out a lump of poop.
Immortals, you can't tell good from bad by fame.
Fan Li was silent over there, and Yan Xiaoxiao became anxious. He hadn't given Cheng Zehua's brother's address yet, so he rushed to bombard him with news.
"Great Immortal, can you tell me about Cheng Zehua's younger brother?" She waited expectantly for Fan Li's news, as if she had seen golden and delicious fairy vegetables vying to fly over, she swallowed unconsciously.
It can't be blamed on her nature of snack food, even if those fairy vegetables are simply boiled, they are comparable to a full banquet.
"I forgot about that. Speaking of which, the two people are also destined. Cheng Zehua's younger brother is also in Qingshi." Fan Li sighed a little. They have been in the same city for so many years, but they haven't been able to see each other. I don't know whether it is destined or not.
Fortunately, I didn't find it, otherwise there would be one less task. Then I thought about not expecting others to be bad, so I hurriedly poohed a few times. People still need to accumulate more virtue. Since there are gods in this world, there will really be one. Virtue exists, maybe I unintentionally opened this road to the fairy world, it is because my father has done a lot of good deeds, which influenced the heaven.
"So where does he live now?"
"No. 158 Kangde Road"
No. 158, Kangde Road, why is it so familiar? Yan Xiaoxiao wondered, maybe when it passed by, she decided to leave immediately.
Yan Xiaoxiao felt that it wasn't money, it was her red blood, and she took another look at the 360-degree swaying long dress with grief. It was beautiful, but why it was so expensive.
Good things are arrogant and hypocritical!
"Fan Li, Fan Li, where is the God of Wealth? It's clearly Zhou Papier. He doesn't hurt his back when he stands and talks. Capitalism, eating human skin and drinking human blood..."
Talking about all kinds of trivial thoughts, the shopping guide lady looked at her several times curiously, and asked one more time when swiping the card: "Miss, are you sure you want to buy this dress?"
Seeing this reluctance on her face, she was afraid that she would take it back and return it within two days after taking it back, not to mention the trouble and damage the reputation of the mall.
"Buy!" Yan Xiaoxiao entered the password with arrogance, what if she didn't buy it.The living expenses for more than a month are gone, and I will have to live on earth in the future. Think about the miserable life, alas.
Carrying the exquisite gift box of Ginza, the cold wind blows my heart out when I go out.The shopping mall is so warm and sad, and the money spent is worth the effort. The news provided by Fan Li had better be very effective, otherwise she might go crazy.
Returning to Old Man Fu's hut, Old Fu smiled and looked at the shopping bag in her hand: "Did Fan Li entrust you with the job of choosing clothes for his wife?"
"Yeah, I'm exhausted. It's not easy to choose someone I'm satisfied with. I have to ask you to help me." Yan Xiaoxiao's face was full of bitterness and hatred, her fingers were red from the cold, and she had no time to answer and ran over Flower dog, old man Fu bent down to hug it, but bent his lips and smiled.
"Old Fan, he really refuses to take any losses. Everyone in the world knows that choosing clothes for Xi Shi is a difficult task in the heavens."
"I've been shopping for several days, and now my legs don't bend anymore." Complainingly, he beat his calf, the more he beat it, the more painful it became, it's hard to suffer.
"Yeah, originally there was a price for sending something this time, so I won't accept it. After all, people who have been tortured by Lao Fan have a hard time." He took the paper bag from Yan Xiaoxiao's hand and put it on the table beside it. Most of the flowers are withered, but they are very fragrant.
"Why did the flower wither?"
"Business hasn't been very good these days, don't worry about it, it's more interesting when it's dry."
"Why is the business not good? Aren't most of your flowers here unique?" She walked over and re-arranged flower branches. She had never seen most of these flowers before, so she thought she was ignorant.
"They are all unscrupulous people. They are dishonest outside. If they have money to buy flowers for their lovers, they don't have money to buy beautiful clothes for their wives and sell them. Hmph, I'd rather throw them away." Old man Fu snorted coldly, yes I don't look down on those dregs who have little money but can't count.
Old man Fu is a man of integrity, this is a rare quality, why is Fan Li not so noble.
Contrast creates beauty.
God, let Fan Li become a selfless fairy!
Maybe it was the prayer that had worked. In the afternoon, she miraculously discovered Fan Li's WeChat message.
"Yan Xiaoxiao, the clothes are beautiful, my wife is very happy to wear them." Fan Li greeted her with a smile.
Can it look good, one thousand 390 nine, just thinking about it makes me feel stuffy.
"It's good that your wife is satisfied. It makes me worthy of my unconscious legs." With a bit of complaint, she just soaked her feet in hot water, and they were sore and numb. A state of disobedience.
"Well, I happen to have a piece of excrement from a divine beast in my hand. I don't need it anyway, so I'll give it to you." After thinking for a while, Fan Li decided to be kind. Although the excrement of a divine beast is nothing in the fairy world, it can be put away. There are many uses in the mortal world.
"Poop? I don't want it, it stinks to death." He doesn't have the tendency to masochistic, and he has nothing to do to make a pile of stinky poop and put it at home for offerings. Just thinking about that picture makes him uncomfortable. Does he treat everyone as fools? I don't understand the brain circuit of the fairy.
"I don't know the goods. I usually don't give away the excrement of this divine beast, but you despised it in the end." I think I gave away the excrement of the divine beast twice when the fairy shop was still very popular. It's not that the fairy shop has been closed for so long, and I have saved some in my hand, but I am really reluctant to send it out.
"How can a pile of poop heal human flesh and bones? It's so solemn." Yan Xiaoxiao looked disdainful. Although her grief-stricken wish came true, Fan Li really became a little selfless, and she was willing to give her a gift. It's a thank-you gift, but it's better not to give it away, feces, it's really thanks to him thinking of it, these days, using it as a fertilizer is not enough to pollute the air, tossing her once is not enough, this tossing is addictive.
"It's not that magical, but the dung can make the crops grow so fast that the harvest is tripled."
three times?It's a pity that she is not a farmer, so it's useless to ask for it, but she is still curious, is this thing really so mysterious?
"What is the concept of long and fast?"
"I don't know about this. After all, I have never planted land. Someone told me after using it in the past. You can try it yourself."
I remember reading novels before, saying that some gifted people would have a mysterious fairyland. In this fairyland, any plant can grow rapidly and become very spiritual, and practicing in it will get twice the result with half the effort. Could it be that this kind of feces has Something that works?
Yan Xiaoxiao was excited, if the plants she grows really have miraculous functions, could she be able to grow fairy vegetables by herself in the future, her eyes lit up with excitement, good days are coming!
"Then can this kind of feces be able to cultivate fruits with magical functions?" Yan Xiaoxiao quickly typed these words on the keyboard, and Yan Xiaoxiao was so excited that she couldn't even feel the pain in her legs. If that was the case Well, this little tiredness is nothing, she would rather go shopping every day to buy clothes for Xi Shi, of course, the premise is that she doesn't have to pay.
"Of course not, what are you thinking, the growing environment of fairy vegetables is extremely complicated, and the dung grows only ordinary plants." Fan Li ruthlessly shattered her fantasy, and there seemed to be a faint crackling sound in the air.
Yan Xiaoxiao was disappointed, she spread out on the bed all of a sudden, she couldn't grow the excrement of fairy vegetables, what did she want to do, remind herself that life can't be too comfortable.
"I don't need this either, can you give me something else, such as a lifespan worth RMB or something." She lazily replied to the WeChat message with her mobile phone, in fact, she already had a premonition of how Fan Li would reply.
"No, lifespan can only be obtained through missions. As for RMB, I don't have it."
"Then it's better to change to something else." If you don't give up, anything is better than poop. Any thing in the fairyland is probably worth a lot of money. Except for disgusting poop, whoever has nothing to do will spend a lot of money on this, even if it is No one believes that there are miraculous functions.
"Only this, do you want it or not." Anyway, Yan Xiaoxiao won't suffer if she doesn't want him, it just saves her money, and she can still favor others next time.
It's really an iron rooster, he's so stubborn, Yan Xiaoxiao had a chill, and originally wanted to reject it directly, but after thinking about it, after all, it has some effect, so don't want it for nothing, at worst, throw it away when it's really useless.
"Yes, no matter how you say it, it can also increase the harvest."
"That's fine, then I'll send it out, pay attention to check it."
Send it out, how to send it, will the bag be broken and exposed halfway, and then the courier brother will run away, what should I do if I think I am crazy.
"Don't open the package when you send it. When you need it, just tear the package by the side of the land, and the feces will automatically enter the land." Xu Shi saw through Yan Xiaoxiao's worry, and Fan Li specially reminded him, otherwise he would be really afraid that she would tear it up. The smell of the packaging was all over his face, and he had to be scolded to death when the time came, and it might not necessarily cost him much Xiande.
Of course, if old man Fu heard his mentality, he would definitely say indifferently: "Don't think about it, just your little fairy virtue is enough for you to toss, and it has plummeted since the first day you opened the fairy shop. It’s now estimated to be negative.”
"Is it so amazing? If I don't use it all the time, will the packaging break by itself?" Yan Xiaoxiao was a little worried. The house is a bit damp and her memory is not good. Hidden an indeterminate gas bomb.
"Don't worry, as long as you don't move it, the packaging will not be broken, but you must not throw this feces away. This thing is very spiritual. There may be more in the closet the second you throw it away. Come out with some more magical flavors."
It's really savage, what kind of owner brings out what kind of things, you can't throw them away if you don't need them. Is it true that you want to collect cultural relics for a lifetime, but even if you keep them for a lifetime, they are worthless.Yan Xiaoxiao curled her lips straight away, this is a good magic weapon to trick her, but it's a pity that she is a kind little girl and has no enemies for the time being.
"Uh, it really is spiritual poop, I will pay attention to it." Anyway, don't waste the fairy stuff, anyway, it can still be used for farming, put it away, and there may be unexpected gains.
At this moment, Yan Xiaoxiao felt that she might be dazed. It came all the way from the gods, but it turned out to be a lump of poop. There are such good things in the fairy world, such as fine nectar, jade dew, and panacea. Which one would not make people feel shocked, Fan Li This cheapskate is only willing to take out a lump of poop.
Immortals, you can't tell good from bad by fame.
Fan Li was silent over there, and Yan Xiaoxiao became anxious. He hadn't given Cheng Zehua's brother's address yet, so he rushed to bombard him with news.
"Great Immortal, can you tell me about Cheng Zehua's younger brother?" She waited expectantly for Fan Li's news, as if she had seen golden and delicious fairy vegetables vying to fly over, she swallowed unconsciously.
It can't be blamed on her nature of snack food, even if those fairy vegetables are simply boiled, they are comparable to a full banquet.
"I forgot about that. Speaking of which, the two people are also destined. Cheng Zehua's younger brother is also in Qingshi." Fan Li sighed a little. They have been in the same city for so many years, but they haven't been able to see each other. I don't know whether it is destined or not.
Fortunately, I didn't find it, otherwise there would be one less task. Then I thought about not expecting others to be bad, so I hurriedly poohed a few times. People still need to accumulate more virtue. Since there are gods in this world, there will really be one. Virtue exists, maybe I unintentionally opened this road to the fairy world, it is because my father has done a lot of good deeds, which influenced the heaven.
"So where does he live now?"
"No. 158 Kangde Road"
No. 158, Kangde Road, why is it so familiar? Yan Xiaoxiao wondered, maybe when it passed by, she decided to leave immediately.
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