The most embarrassing pregnancy: Bamboo horses are too cool to stop

"Why don't you two come here!"

The loud voice came from behind, shocking both of them.

"Why are you still standing there in a daze! Come here quickly!" Seeing Gu Zhengbei and Jiang Lai's confused faces, the woman behind was not happy, "I'm convinced, I'm calling you stupid? Come here quickly, it's too late."

The person who came was a middle-aged woman with a plump body, and her voice was contented and dignified, a bit like, the dean of a junior high school?
The woman came over and unceremoniously patted Gu Zhengbei's hand on Jiang Lai's waist away.

"Sexy ruffian, just flirting? You don't know it's your turn to play?! What are you doing with your head!"

As she spoke, the woman grabbed the bewildered Jiang Lai with one hand, and Gu Zhengbei, who had a gloomy face, with the other, and walked back with full strength.

"Hurry up! Makeup artist! Hurry up! Hurry up and get the costumes done, there's no time!" I saw it today, it’s really true, let me tell you, it doesn’t matter if you have a monkey’s butt or a tiger’s tail, you have to stand here obediently if you fall into my hands.”

The woman yelled nonchalantly, and at the same time stared back at Jiang Lai who was looking at this place with a surprised face, "What are you looking at! And you, don't follow him, this kid will look better if he is mixed up, woman, don't go astray!"

"Try saying something to her again."

Seeing that the aunt said about Jiang Lai, Gu Zhengbei stood up abruptly, the sombre aura made the aunt unconsciously take a few steps back, and suddenly realized, she felt ashamed again, walked up a few steps, and grabbed Gu Zhengbei's white hands collar.

"What! You are not convinced! What are you? You are just an errand runner. Here, I am the chief director, and I am the biggest! Do you hear me?"

"Crack." Jiang Lai heard Gu Zhengbei's broken voice, and hurriedly said, grabbing the man's clenched fist, "Zhengbei!"

"..."

The voice was soft.

This cry was satisfying, looking at Jiang Lai who was shrinking behind him, pitifully pulling his arm, Gu Zhengbei finally sighed, suppressed his anger, and relaxed his body muscles.

"Fat, mother-in-law, you...have the wrong person."

As soon as the words came out, they were very hoarse.

Believe me, this is the best thing Gu Zhengbei can say calmly.

"Admit your mistake, don't play with me here." For some reason, Gu Zhengbei's fat woman did not arouse the anger of the fat woman, but looked very happy, "You guys are fast, I don't have time here." She walked away swaggeringly, even though Jiang Lai called her and didn't look back.

"Uh..." Things got awkward.

All the makeup artists and costume artists around were stunned, their mouths wide open.They thought there was going to be a big battle, but they didn't expect it to calm down so quickly. Seeing that time was running out, everyone looked at each other and swarmed up, drowning Jiang Lai and Gu Zhengbei in an instant.

"Where did these two go?"

Here, Xia Nuolan and Ji Yuanlang had been watching the show, and when they turned around during the scene change, there was no one behind them.

"Didn't you say you went to the bathroom?" Xia Nuolan turned her head when she heard the sound, and looked at Ji Yuanlang with some doubts, "However, it seems that I have been there for a long time."

"Eh? Did something happen? Got lost or something?"

"Speak well!" Before Ji Yuanlang could finish his sentence, Xia Nuolan raised her hand and gave him a shudder, "There must be some delay, or stomach discomfort or something."

"Do you need it?" Ji Yuanlang wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by people's cheers.

The curtain opened, and it turned out to be Europe in the last century. The beige chandelier hung in the air, and the room was magnificently decorated. As soon as the loud soprano sounded, the lights in the middle of the stage turned on. The arrangement should be a banquet. There are many Luxuriously dressed women and men in suits and leather shoes danced beautiful waltzes to the music.

The dance is definitely not bad, but the costumes are imitated from the last century, and now they look very inconsistent. Men generally wear mustaches and black top hats. Women look normal, but their hairstyles are surprisingly consistent.

In the center of the stage is a pair of men and women wearing red dresses and black suits. They are well-proportioned and their dancing posture is particularly prominent. The lights are gathered on the two of them, and the whole scene is dreamlike.

"It's so beautiful." Xia Nuolan loved to dance since she was a child, and when she saw the graceful men and women cross-dancing on the stage, her eyes widened instantly.

"Well, it's really pretty." Ji Yuanlang nodded, "Hey! Look at a fat man over there!"

Xia Nuolan followed Ji Yuanlang's line of sight, there was indeed a fat woman over there, she also seemed to be an actress, and she danced very well, but this figure, coupled with her thin and close-fitting body, was about to burst Clothes are a bit weird.

"Hey! That man over there jumped wrongly and stepped on the man's foot. Look at the man's aggrieved look in pain and pretending to be indifferent." Ji Yuanlang laughed loudly, Xia Nuolan was completely speechless.

"Don't be so straightforward." Interrupted by Ji Yuanlang, Xia Nuolan found that she couldn't even focus on the person in the center of the stage.Suppressing the urge to beat Ji Yuanlang to death in her heart, Xia Nuolan swept across the entire stage, thinking about finding some fun on the stage.

Puff puff!Why is he like Ji Yuanlang!

Suddenly reacting, Xia Nuolan patted her face.

"Look, those two are about to kiss each other." Ji Yuanlang's voice rang in his ears again, and Xia Nuolan stared back impatiently.

"Don't talk to me again!" will interrupt my originally very beautiful train of thought!

While talking, Xia Nuolan looked in the direction of Ji Yuanlang's finger without disappointment. It doesn't matter if she looks at it, someone is instantly petrified.

Indeed, among the many actors, only those two people pointed out by Ji Yuanlang behaved very ambiguously, they danced as they danced, and the two of them really kissed each other after going back and forth, and the affection between the two could be seen even from such a distance pulse.If this wasn't a stage, maybe he would really say something!

Of course, ahem, the point is not here.

Xia Nuolan looked at the dancing couple with a look of hell.

The woman turned her back, so she couldn't see very clearly, but the man, although he was wearing a round cap, had a mustache, and even wore a pair of big round black glasses, but this posture, this posture, and this kind of leisure The look of strolling in the courtyard.

"How is it possible!" When she said this, Xia Nuolan's voice was completely out of tune, it didn't sound like she was talking at all.

God knows what Xia Nuolan's mood is now. In the countless days before, she silently stared at Gu Zhengbei by her side thousands of times. She was very familiar with his appearance and could recognize him at a glance.In short, the person on the first impression was definitely Gu Zhengbei, but... so what's going on.

"Lan Lan?" Seeing that Xia Nuolan's face turned pale, Ji Yuanlang panicked instantly, "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Hey, Ji Yuanlang, you, the ambiguous couple you just mentioned, don't they look like Jiang Lai and Gu Zhengbei?" After some doubts about Gu Zhengbei, he stared at that partner carefully, and he actually looked a little like him. Jiang Lai, although everyone feels differently, Xia Nuolan's jaw almost dropped from shock, "How could it be..."

"Ah?" Hearing what Xia Nuolan said, Ji Yuanlang burst out laughing, "Impossible." Going to the bathroom and going up to the stage?

But after he took a closer look, he was a little suspicious.

"how is this possible……"

It's not that I'm sure, but if I put the identities of Jiang Lai and Gu Zhengbei on those two people, no matter how I look at it, I don't think it's wrong. On the contrary, they are very harmonious. They really look alike everywhere, in terms of appearance, figure and posture.

Then, there was no more. Ji Yuanlang and Xia Nuolan had no memory of what was said after the play. The only impression was that they looked at each other, stunned.

When Jiang Lai and Gu Zhengbei came back, what they saw were straight, completely petrified two people.

"Hey!" Jiang Lai went over and patted Ji Yuanlang on the shoulder with a strange look on his face. The man turned his head, was stunned for a moment, and then stood up abruptly.

"Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang Lai??!!"

"Scary!" Xia Nuolan also called out when she heard the name, and turned around with the same surprise on her face.

"You two..." After finally realizing it, Ji Yuanlang went up and down, looking at Jiang Lai carefully, making her hairy.

"Ji Yuanlang!" Slapped Ji Yuanlang abruptly, Jiang Lai crossed his waist dissatisfied, "What are you doing?"

Ji Yuanlang didn't respond to Jiang Lai, but shifted his gaze to Gu Zhengbei again, looking here and there, then sighed in relief, and took Xia Nuolan's hand: "I really didn't miss it."

"It's really you guys?" The first time she saw Jiang Lai, she knew she had put on makeup, and Gu Zhengbei did the same. Xia Nuolan laughed, "I'm so surprised, are you hiding the show?"

"Eh? Haha." Hearing this, Jiang Lai finally understood what the two were talking about, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "It was all discovered by you, it's too surprising."

"It's not a surprise. I think seeing you on stage at the Fano Opera House is really...indescribably weird. No, it can't be called weird. Surprised? Surprised?" Xia Nuolan tilted her head as if thinking. How to describe it is more appropriate, Ji Yuanlang saw her struggling for a while and suddenly laughed, "What's the matter, it's very cool, very surprised and super cool." Ji Yuanlang shook the phone in his hand, "I'm Recorded both of you."

"What, let me see!" Originally, he miraculously ran to the stage this time, Jiang Lai said that he couldn't figure out what was going on, but Ji Yuanlang actually recorded it, which is still very commemorative, and he pretended to grab the phone , Ji Yuanlang smiled and refused to show it.

"Let me see!"

Jiang Lai roared and jumped, Ji Yuanlang hid from east to west, Xia Nuolan stood beside him as if he hadn't jumped out of this already clear cognition, and Gu Zhengbei just stood coolly by the side with a pale look on his face. laugh.

Living life, sometimes a little accident suddenly pops up, if it can be called a surprise, it seems not bad.