Flash Marriage and Sweet Love: Uncle's Passionate Baby

Xiao Rui replied, "The villain gave it to me just now, and asked me if I wanted a bear, so I took it. Do you like it? Give it to you."

Lin Ru's face turned cold, "In the future, you can't take things from strangers at will."

Xiao Rui looked innocent, "But that person is a villain. I took the villain's things and made the villain suffer. Haven't I already punished the villain?"

Lin Ru suddenly felt a little speechless, but she still maintained her adult face and replied coldly, "Do you know that it is very likely that you will be taken away by the bad guys because of the things they gave you? Don't That's it, do you hear me?"

Xiao Rui nodded obediently, "The villain has been punished, Mom, where is my cotton candy?"

Lin Ru turned around and took the marshmallow from the vendor, Xiao Rui licked the marshmallow in his hand with a satisfied face.

The wretched man almost collapsed at this moment. From just now, he has been farting non-stop, and it is the kind that is particularly loud and smelly, and he is disgusting wherever he goes.

"Mom, why is this uncle farting all the time? It smells so bad." A child passing by held his mother's hand and asked softly.

"Don't talk too much, this uncle may be sick, and he's seriously ill."

The woman took her precious son and left in a hurry.

Puff puff!
The clear and loud farting sound almost shattered the sky, and all the people passing by all moved away a little.

"It's disgusting..."

"Why is it so smelly? Who the hell is eating shit? Who is this smell coming from!"

"Damn it! I can smell a smell of dung from a long distance away."

The wretched man carefully avoided the crowd, but he didn't expect to be smelled by others. The key is that the smell is too strong, so strong that it makes people want to vomit, so disgusting that they retch.

He walked forward with his head buried, and suddenly, a few people came in front of him, "It's him, the smell is coming from him, it really fucking stinks."

"Hey, you kid, have you pulled your crotch in broad daylight?" The man's eyes flicked under the wretched man,

The wretched man shrank his neck, "I, I'll go back and change my pants now."

"Do you know that you have a very bad influence on the unblocked neighbors like this? Also, your fart pollutes the environment, do you understand?"

The man nodded again and again, "I know, I was wrong, and I will change it."

"Damn it, it's killing me." The man covered his mouth, unable to hide his disgusted expression.

At this moment, the wretched man farted again. The loud sound spread far away and angered the gangsters, "Damn it! How dare you fucking fart in front of me."

The man held his butt with a sad face, "I've eaten my stomach, and I can't control this."

"Can't control it? Brothers, help him." The gangster leader gave an order, and the rest of the gangsters walked towards the wretched man.

However, the wretched man kept making fart noises, and those gangsters covered their mouths one after another, "Oh my god, is this man spraying shit in his ass?"

Several people were too disgusted to come forward.

The wretched man quickly apologized, "Brothers, let me go, I really can't control this."

"He stinks like this. Let's throw him into the river and wash it, which is considered to be for the benefit of the nearby residents. If the smell spreads out, the pigs in a pigsty will probably be smothered to death."

Several gangsters echoed, "Yes, the boss is right, the boss is still caring."

"This kid is a moving gas bomb. Whoever meets him will be unlucky, and his farts are like smoke bombs. You are not afraid to mend your pants to yellow."

"Boss, let's start fighting now, I can hardly bear it anymore."

The gangster waved his hand, "Come on, the big guys are starting to throw people directly into the river. Be careful not to drown people."

So a few gangsters teamed up and threw this wretched man into the river. Poor wretched man. He didn't know whose hands he fell into this time. He thought he had diarrhea from eating leftovers yesterday.

Here, Lin Ru didn't know what bad things Xiao Rui had done, but just stared at him to prevent him from eating more marshmallows.

"I still want."

"No."

"Why not? Woman, I have money."

"I'm a rebel, what do you call me? If you have money, you won't succeed. When you lose your front teeth, you won't even be able to marry a wife."

Xiao Rui puffed his face, his face was full of stubbornness, "There is a wife!"

Lin Ru saw Xiao Rui's gaze fell on her stomach again, and suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness in her heart, the pressure was so great, if she couldn't give birth to a daughter in the future, this kid would be in trouble.

"Let's not talk about daughter-in-law. But marshmallows must not be eaten, do you hear me?" Lin Ru's tone was firm, and Xiao Rui had to nod, "Okay."

"It's almost there."

So, the remaining marshmallows fell into the shameless Lin Ru's mouth. She ate it deliciously, smacked her lips from time to time, talked about the taste, and successfully got Xiao Rui's resentful little eyes.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong? Do you want me to take you to see a doctor?" Seeing Xiao Rui's stinky expression, Lin Ru exaggeratedly asked.

Xiao Rui said quietly, "My heart hurts."

Lin Ru smiled even more happily, "It's okay to be in pain. At this age, you still need to hone your skills. Hey, hey, I said just now that I was going to buy candied haws for someone, why do I suddenly feel a little bit reluctant to buy them now? ?”

Xiao Rui's small eyes were even more resentful, "I have money, I can buy it myself, why don't I want you?"

"Do you know where to buy the best candied haws?"

Xiao Rui was speechless again with Lin Ru's words. He took a deep breath and forced himself to tell himself not to lose his temper with women, and that good men don't fight with women.

"Haha, I'm just kidding you. I mean what I say. Let's go buy candied haws now. I want to eat them too."

Xiao Rui glanced at her quietly, "The last sentence is the key point."

"My dear son, you still understand me." Lin Ru rubbed Xiao Rui's head, it felt so good, she couldn't help rubbing it a few more times, and got Xiao Rui's disgusting little eyes.

After all, Lin Ru bought candied haws, took Xiao Rui for a walk, and bought a lot of delicious food.

While Lin Ru was waiting for the roast duck at the roast duck restaurant, Xiao Rui ran to the back kitchen to talk to the cook.

"You come to my house as a cook, and I'll ask my dad to give you a high salary." Xiao Baozi's serious look made people feel ridiculous.

The cook also has a child at home, who is as old as Xiao Rui, and when he heard this, he burst out laughing, "Xiao Douding, you want me to be your cook? Why?"

"The food you cook is delicious. It meets the standard of being a cook in my house. My dad pays a very high salary. I will definitely not treat you badly."

At a young age, opening and closing your mouth is your salary, which is very social.