The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

At one o'clock in the morning, the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Is it takeaway?" Tian Xiaoxiao slowly went to open the door, but when he opened the door, the deliveryman threw him down. The deliveryman's weird red pupils and two sharp fangs told Tian Xiaoxiao that this was an unnatural phenomenon.

Tian Xiaoxiao struggled, but he was no match for the delivery man at all. Seeing that he was about to be bitten by the delivery man's fangs, suddenly a bullet flew into the delivery man's throat, and the delivery man's blood scattered on Tian Xiaoxiao's body.

A man came out from nowhere, with a special gun in his hand, elegant gold-rimmed glasses, medium-length golden curly hair, a handsome white tuxedo, and a pair of rivet boots on his feet.

"The hunt was successful." The man said and helped Tian Xiaoxiao up.

"Who are you? What's wrong with him?" Tian Xiaoxiao saw the delivery man's body turn into light and dissipate into the man's gun.

"I'm Darl, the vampire hunter, and this is a vile vampire, but don't be afraid because he's been eliminated by me." Dahl put the gun in the gun case, took a mobile phone, and started playing music.

"Good luck, really good luck..."

Tian Xiaoxiao didn't have any feeling when he heard that song, he stared at the vampire hunter Dahl with his big glasses, and didn't know what the hell this man was doing.

"Your memory hasn't been cleared? I'm going to apply to the headquarters for this matter. Maybe you will be my companion in the future." Dahl was surprised at first and then turned into plainness. He took out his phone and tapped a few times.

"It looks like you're going to be my companion, come with me to the headquarters." Dahl spread his wings behind his back without waiting for Tian Xiaoxiao to agree, and took Tian Xiaoxiao to the headquarters he was talking about.

The researcher who gave Tian Xiaoxiao a full-body examination said, "Either become one of us, or perform a craniotomy."

Tian Xiaoxiao is definitely not willing to have a craniotomy, "I join you, I want to become a vampire hunter!"

In this way, Tian Xiaoxiao also became a vampire hunter in a daze, and she treated this matter as a game.

Here, in the dogma of the vampire hunter:
"Vampires are absolutely evil beings."

"Vampires are Satan incarnate."

"The mission of the hunter is to destroy the vampires."

"Hunters are priests, and exterminating vampires is a just duty."

And Tian Xiaoxiao is an intern hunter who follows the official hunter Dahl all day long. However, Tian Xiaoxiao's task is to pretend to be prey to attract vampires, and Dahl's is the real hunting.

"I didn't say it, why do I have to be the prey every time, I'm going to attract these vampires, and you are here to pick up the leak." Tian Xiaoxiao being this prey is really easy to get into trouble, every time Dar is waiting for her When the vampire is about to bite, he only shoots and hunts.

"Boy, you are a trainee hunter, and I am an official hunter. It must be different. If you work hard, you will be able to grab a handful when you become an official hunter." Dahl pulled Tian Xiaoxiao after hunting.

"I really want to know, why do we have to kill vampires? We have encountered some vampires in the past few days. He obviously didn't do anything and didn't hurt anyone. Why should we kill them?" Tian Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously, Because there are always some vampires who are actually good law-abiding citizens who never hurt anyone and still get hunted by Dahl.

"Do you still remember the dogma of the vampire hunter? You can recite it for me now." Dahl didn't answer, just pretending that Tian Xiaoxiao was still young and didn't understand that humans and vampires were opposite.

"Vampires are absolutely evil existences. Vampires are the incarnation of Satan. The mission of hunters is to destroy vampires. Hunters are priests. Elimination of vampires is the duty of justice." Dogma, but in Tian Xiaoxiao's eyes, this vampire hunter dogma is like brainwashing.

"Don't ask me such idiot questions in the future." Dahl said impatiently, Dahl spread his wings and flew away after completing the task.

The reason Dahl swaggered was because ordinary humans couldn't see vampires and vampire hunters, except for the prey chosen by vampires.

Tian Xiaoxiao returned to the company. For her, becoming a vampire hunter is just a part-time job. Her biggest career is the chairman of the company and a debut artist.

After heavy missions, Tian Xiaoxiao could only agree with Dahl although he was puzzled. After all, the duty of a vampire hunter is to eliminate evil vampires.

Mu Yixuan called to say that Ye Zhe was ill.

"Q, Ye Zhe is sick, he said he wants to see you."

"Okay, I'll come right now."

Tian Xiaoxiao saw Ye Zhe in the hospital.

"Ye Zhe, what's wrong with you?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Ye Zhe's whole body covered with tape.

"I was struck by lightning. When I returned home after filming, it happened to be raining and I was struck." Ye Zhe said with some embarrassment.

"Hahaha——" Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing out loud, what's going on, someone can really be struck by lightning.

"What are you up to lately? I haven't seen you for a long time, and I haven't seen you participating in any variety shows, nor have I seen you filming any TV series." Ye Zhe asked Tian Xiaoxiao, who hadn't seen him for a long time.

"I've been busy with company affairs recently." It's impossible for Tian Xiaoxiao to say that she is working as a vampire hunter recently.

Tian Xiaoxiao's cell phone rang.

"Come back to the headquarters immediately." Dahl's voice came from the phone.

"Okay, I'll come right away." Tian Xiaoxiao thought to himself that he should be on a mission again.

After hanging up the phone, Tian Xiaoxiao turned to Ye Zhe and said.

"Ye Zhe, something happened to my company, I have to go there now, you remember to take care of your illness."

Tian Xiaoxiao passed by a drink vending machine, put in a coin, and the vending machine turned into a motorcycle.

Tian Xiaoxiao thought about this setting, it should be that someone in the vampire headquarters is a fan of "Kamen Rider OOO", so the setting of the protagonist's motorcycle was applied.

Tian Xiaoxiao put on a motorcycle helmet and rode a motorcycle to the headquarters.

"Congratulations, you have successfully become an official hunter." Dahl was waiting outside the door early in the morning, and he received the instruction that Tian Xiaoxiao could become an official vampire hunter.

"Really?" Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't be happy because she didn't want to be a vampire hunter, she joined them just because she didn't want to have a craniotomy.

"Of course it's true. I'm going to give you a gun today, but why do you smell like a vampire?" Dahl frowned, and leaned closer to smell it.

"Is there something wrong with you? Didn't we just finish fighting vampires this morning? So isn't it normal to smell like vampires?" Tian Xiaoxiao Dang Daer created something out of nothing.

After entering the main hall, someone gave Tian Xiaoxiao a set of dresses.

Tuxedo and studded boots, this is the standard for vampire hunters.

The color of the tuxedo is the color of the grade: blue, purple, white, black.

Black is the color worn by the leaders of the entire vampire hunter, and Dahl is the only strongest white vampire hunter.

And Tian Xiaoxiao, a vampire hunter who had just become a regular, was naturally in a blue tuxedo.

"Hurry up and change." Dahl pushed Tian Xiaoxiao to go to the fitting room to change.

Tian Xiaoxiao put on a blue tuxedo and the standard pair of rivet boots, and instantly became more heroic.

"You have the heroism I had back then. Maybe you will become the strongest vampire hunter." The person who spoke was the vampire leader in a black tuxedo. He looked at Tian Xiaoxiao and said, but the strange thing was that the leader was wearing a black masks.

"Hurry up and salute the leader. Hello, leader." Dahl put his arms around Tian Xiaoxiao's waist and knelt on the ground to salute the leader.

"I have to say, the seedling you picked, Dahl, is very good." The leader's eyes were shrewd, as if he was looking at something or thinking about something.

The coronation ceremony began, and Tian Xiaoxiao and twenty trainee vampire hunters put on blue tuxedos together.

Kneel before the cross and recite the dogma of vampires:
"Vampires are absolutely evil beings."

"Vampires are Satan incarnate."

"The mission of the hunter is to destroy the vampires."

"Hunters are priests, and exterminating vampires is a just duty."

Then accept your own gun and become an official vampire hunter.

"Q, then let's start your first hunting! Use your gun to perform the job of a hunter and act with justice." Dahl installed the vampire tracking and positioning system on Tian Xiaoxiao's mobile phone. At this time, Tian Xiaoxiao's The phone starts to show that a vampire has appeared.

"Then you want to go with me?" Tian Xiaoxiao snapped his fingers, and the motorcycle appeared.

"I've already given you the gun, and I'll just watch you complete the task." Dahl shook his head. At this time, the wings on his back spread out, and it was obvious that he was going to follow.

Tian Xiaoxiao was riding her motorcycle, while Dahl was flying above the sky. I have to say that the organization equipped with this motorcycle was extremely fast, and I don't know how her first mission was completed.

At this moment Tian Xiaoxiao's phone rang, it was Mu Yixuan calling. .

"Hey, what's wrong with Mu Yixuan?" Tian Xiaoxiao still didn't know what happened.

"Ye Zhe, he is missing. Did he call you to tell him where he is?" Mu Yixuan was very anxious.

"No, why did he disappear? He's a big living person. Don't worry, I'll follow along to find him." Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it, but she was going to start looking for it. Ye Zhe hadn't disappeared until the vampires were eliminated. important.

Tian Xiaoxiao immediately turned around and started looking for Ye Zhe, but Dahl landed and blocked Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Where are you going? You are a vampire hunter. The vampire is nearby. Where do you want to go?" Dahl suddenly became serious.

"My friend is missing, and I'm going to find him. The vampire matter is up to you. I can't destroy the vampire so that my friend can't be found." Tian Xiaoxiao is unwilling to destroy the vampire. In her eyes, the vampire hunter's Dogma is nothing but brainwashing. There is no such thing as absolute evil or absolute justice.

"That's all right, get your friend back first, and then we'll eliminate the vampires." Dahl could only smile against Tian.