Sick Wife's Pet Manual

It seems that the security system of Laishan Villa is not that good. Any outsider can bring a bowl of wontons to the non-attached study?
This time it's a love potion, what about the next time it's a deadly poison?
Xiangqi knows how to control her temper at this time, even if she gets angry, she knows that she has something to swallow, and she can't quarrel with Bufu now.

That cunning woman, she will find her and skin her!
"Forget it, let's all go back to our room to have a good rest today, good night."

After Xiangqi finished speaking, she went straight upstairs without even looking at her.

"..., thought."

Bufu stood up from the sofa, called Xiangqi who ignored him and turned to leave.

Seeing that Xiangqi ignored him, he chased after him.

At night, after taking a bath, Xiangqi was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone. The friend who invited her to play games sent a lot of messages in VX.

But today she didn't want to play with him, so she opened the game interface by herself, boarded her bx account and started playing.

The hero she plays this time is Erlang God Yang Jian.

The ID "As expected of me" logged in directly.

"Ergou, why are you taking the jungler? I'm the jungler."

Xiangqi saw her teammates say a word in his frame.

"……I?"

Xiangqi remembered that Ergou was also a word to describe Erlangshen, so she asked tentatively.

"Yang Jian is a jungler, let me kill him."

Select Genghis Khan's first teammate Dao.

"You are the second dog, right?"

Xiangqi was bored, she typed by hand.

"No, it's you, I'm Erha ()."

The Genghis Khan player said "Today is also very coquettish".

"……,it is good."

Xiangqi replied that her Yang Jian still brought the jungler.

At this time, the next five sentences and five seconds of dialogue.

Zhen Ji: "Anyway, it's not ranked, everyone can play as they please."

Genghis Khan: "Okay."

Luban: "Yes."

Sun Wukong: "Got it."

Erlang Shen: "A group of pit rivals..."

After a hundred loads, each player enters the battlefield.

"Clear the line."

The system reminded a player who accidentally pressed the voice reminder.

Everyone stood on their own positions, Erha Genghis Khan in the top lane, Zhen Ji in the middle lane, Erlang God in the bottom lane, Monkey King in the wild area, and Luban who was stolen by the enemy.

"First Blood!"

Xiangqi saw an image appear on her mobile phone, and the opponent's hero killed our Luban's head logo.

She ignored her speechlessly, as if she hadn't seen this kind of hot chicken teammate.

Lu Ban, who gave him first blood, was still in the loading room, and he typed: "Dian Wei on the opposite side is too fleshy, isn't he?"

Zhen Ji: "..."

"Brother, that's Bai Qi..." Genghis Khan replied speechlessly.

"Oh, let's kill Zhen Ji first, she hit me with a water polo just now." Lu Ban said another ignorant remark.

"Luban, I'm your teammate. If I wanted to kill you, I would have to send you away. The water drop on the other side hit you because Yao did it... Please wear your reading glasses to play games!"

Zhen Ji, who was clearing the pawn line in the middle, turned to voice translation and said.

Zhen Ji, who was clearing the pawn line in the middle, turned to voice translation and said.

One of Yao's skills is that she can release a small water drop, which is somewhat similar to Zhen Ji, to attack the enemy, which can make the enemy hit by this small ball have a dizzy and pause effect.

Lu Ban replied: "I have never played the hero Yao, but the opposite Yao is very good?"

"Lu Ban cowards b." Sun Wukong agreed, and at the same time he cursed unqualifiedly.

"..., believe it or not, I won't even give you a red!"

Luban warned viciously.

"Please begin your performance."

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong went to play the first little dragon in the jungle area with low attack power, but in the early stage of his jungle, he had already been beaten to half his life by those wild monsters.

Suddenly, a killing voice came from the wild area:
"An ally has been slained. The enemy killed us."

As for the monkey who couldn't understand English, he asked in a daze, "How could this little dragon come out to kill people?"

"..., Zhang Fei is the one who killed you. He has a big move at level [-]." Zhen Ji, the most truth-telling person in the audience, said.

Seeing this scene, Genghis Khan, who was on the road, planned to kill Xiaolong by himself, and said, "I'll go to Xiaolong. You four regiments are here to attract the enemy away. After I finish fighting the jungle, I will go to demolish the tower."

"Okay." Sun Wukong replied.

As a result, only Xiangqi's hero and Zhen Ji survived, the other two were brutally killed by the enemy, and Genghis Khan was caught beating a dragon, but was caught and raped by the enemy.

This is when someone on our side pressed the surrender button, but three people voted against it, and the game still has to continue.

"The home is almost gone, are you picking Ganoderma lucidum for your mother in the wild?"

Xiangqi saw a passage on her mobile phone, which was sent by Lu Ban.

But at this time, the teammates reunited again. At present, only Monkey King is still alive, and Xiangqi is also dead.

But this teammate has been playing in the jungle, and the team can't tell Zhenxin what to say about him.

Xiangqi couldn't help asking,
"Brother, do you believe in Buddhism?"

The monkey replied: "..., I don't believe it."

Lu Ban: "Then we had so much residual blood when we were teammates, why don't you collect it?"

Monkey: "I didn't see it, there may be an ambush."

"Ambush? We killed two on the opposite side, and three of them are in the middle of the road. You can see them clearly on the small map. Are you afraid that they will ambush you?"

"I'm afraid you have delusional phobia of being ambushed!"

The slightly angry buddy Lu Ban started to curse at him in voice!

"I'm just trying out my monkey's newly redeemed skin. It's purely on the scene, leaving Druban alone."

Sun Wukong typed and spoke.

Lu Ban, the v6 video game boy skin, directly ridiculed: "The skin of the big whore in the west is cheap, how dare you show it?"

Xiangqi corrected: "Sun Wukong's skin is called Red Dead Redemption in the West."

And in this round, almost everyone who died or injured was waiting for the resurrection in those few seconds.

The enemy on the other side suddenly opened fire: "Guan Yu, why have you been squatting in the grass and not coming out?"

"My horse is hungry and wants to eat, do you have any comments?" Guan Yukai, the enemy, replied in full.

"They're fighting the big dragon, the monkeys are going to grab the wild!"

Zhen Ji checked the small map, and there was movement from Dalong, so she hurriedly spoke.

"receive!"

The monkey speaks in the language of the system.

He hurried to his wild area and rushed towards the big dragon.

"An ally has been slained. The enemy kills us."

A few seconds later, the monkey was slapped to death by the three living enemies along with the big dragon.

And just when the enemy was about to kill the dragon, the system reminded me to let Lu Ban kill the Juggernaut.

Erlang God Yang Jian: "???"

Genghis Khan: "??? Yes, braised egg!"

Sun Wukong: "Nice!"

Zhen Ji pressed the system voice: "Good job!"

It turned out that at that critical moment, Lu Ban, who had just resurrected the spring water, took down the last bloody dragon with a second skill shell.

The enemy's white anger opened all: "Catch Lu Xun on the other side!"

Enemy Zhang Fei: "Good!"

Enemy Hou Yi: "Got it!"

The enemy Bai Qi: "The short legs on the other side wait for death, no one will clean up for you!"

Lu Ban said all: "What Lu Xun???"

后面的战斗中，鲁班多次被敌方歼灭，从战绩3/1/2，变成了4/10/6。

Lu Ban covered his face and cried, "What does your arrest of Lu Xun have to do with me, Lu Ban?"

The enemy Bai Qi said all: "If we can't catch Lu Xun and Zhou Shuren, we will use you Lu Ban to make up for it. What's wrong?"

Lu Ban said all: "I have an opinion!"

Enemy Hou Yi: "Hold on!"

But in the later stage, Houyi became very powerful after his economic level caught up with him. I sent two heroes to besiege Houyi with residual blood. Blood, even killed me and released two heroes...

Then I put two players and started to compete again.

Genghis Khan: "Steam chicken, can you know it!"

Zhen Ji: "Yes."

Zhen Ji herself replied that she felt a little cold.

Genghis Khan: "You will, you will be a mage, what are you doing squatting behind?"

Zhen Ji replied: "Casting a spell."

Genghis Khan: "...Then what is your ultimate move?"

Zhen Ji replied: "Didn't you see that it was cut instantly by the other party's little Japan (Miyamoto Musashi)?"

Because when Houyi was standing with the remaining blood at that time, the enemy who escaped temporarily hit the wild Miyamoto in blood, and even released a second skill——

"Haha, this Zhen Ji is quite funny, I can make friends later."

Xiangqi controls the Erlang God. When she saw the dead Zhen Ji chatting with Genghis Khan, she was amused.

However, Zhen Ji's way of speaking seems a little familiar, especially the cold and indifferent feeling.

But she couldn't remember who that person was, only a vague figure.

"Siyi, you haven't slept in there yet, right?" At this moment, Bufu from outside the door knocked on the door, with a slightly low voice, with a hint of magnetism.

"I'm asleep, don't come in."

Xiangqi still manipulated the game with her hands flexibly. She thought that the door seemed to be locked when she entered.

Her living room is connected to her bed, with only a curtain in between. If it is not attached, as long as he enters the outermost door, it means that he has entered all the doors.

"Thinking."

In fact, Bufu had already come in, and he stood beside Xiangqi's bed watching her play games with great enjoyment.

"So I forgot to lock the door?"

Xiangqi was talking to herself, but she didn't want to look away at this time, she got angry when she saw him, so she issued the order to evict the guest: "You should go back and rest first, I will definitely take the maid who prescribed the medicine to her tomorrow." I got it out."

"You know I'm not here to talk to you about this..."

Bufu feels more and more that he can't integrate into the life of Xiangqi who has lost his memory, because he already feels that Xiangqi is rejecting him.

"I don't know what you are here for, but I don't want to talk to you. You are so busy every day. You have to manage your work and take care of me. You are so tired. If you have this time to talk to me, why not talk to me?" Go back to your room early and rest."

Xiangqi just wanted to send her away with a few casual words, but now her whole heart is on You Yu.

"Xiangsiyi." The full name is not attached.

"I know you're angry, but my full name is Xiangqi."

Xiangqi, who has lost her memory, actually doesn't like the name Xiangsiyi. She doesn't understand the profound meaning in it, and she doesn't know how the name came about.

"You have changed, as expected..."

Xiangqi, who has lost her memory, is no longer what he wants.

Siyi's love for him, and that kind of cute little woman, is not Xiangqi who has lost her memory at all.

The way she talks to him now is simply disappointing——

"I plan to let you recover your memory."

Bufu wanted the old Xiangqi back, he said seriously.

"Don't worry, it's impossible. Don't think too much about some things. I'm a very special person. You should know that I have white hair and blue eyes. Human medicine can't save me. It's possible. Study me as a monster."

At this time, Xiangqi, who was in the team battle, was single-minded and dual-purpose, and finally Erlang Shen was defeated by Miyamoto's big move on the opposite side.

Annoyed, she glanced back and stared blankly: "If you feel that I am annoying, I can go back to Yuncheng right away, and I can live freely and freely by myself. Before I came to you, I, my elder brother and my sister , I have been living very well in the Lantian Children's Welfare Institute."

"You don't want to go back!"

Unable to be angry with her, she walked out of her room angrily after leaving such a sentence.