Sick Wife's Pet Manual
Chapter 61 The Funny Incident at Xiangqi Kindergarten
He looked so handsome, especially those eyes, which were dark and deep, full of an indescribable charm, as if they could suck people's souls.
"Please don't smile at me like that, sir, it's a foul if you smile like that!"
Xiangqi shook her head helplessly, no wonder so many women like this super indifferent man so much.
Because he is an untapped treasure man, in his heart he is actually cute and straightforward, innocent and ignorant to death!
"Foul what?"
Bufu doesn't know what she means, but he still has strict requirements on her studies, "However, if you go to school, you should study hard."
"Oh..." boring...
"Oh what?"
He didn't like others perfunctory him like this, so he looked at Xiangqi seriously with deep eyes.
The voice was low and the old man taught: "Mind, reading can increase the quality and depth of a person's conversation, and it can also allow you to master a lot of knowledge, and knowledge is like breathing. Between breathing, you can see a person's temperament and strength." Cultivation. Reading, to a certain extent, can give you a sense of superiority, and the sense of superiority is to some extent a way to build self-confidence.”
"Sorry, I've always been very confident, good, and fearless."
So she doesn't actually need to read (-ι_-)...
"Yes, you are quite confident, and you can make me speechless every time you think confidently." There was no black line on his face.
"Thank you for the compliment."
"I'm not praising you."
"Then thank you for the criticism?"
"To shut up."
"(つ°ヮ°)つOh Huo?"
"..."
His face turned dark, he patted her face lightly, she is really a tormenting little girl, and she was specially tormenting him.
"I don't know who will take care of you in the future!"
"Humph~"
Xiangqi snorted, she ignored him!
"Who dares to clean me up with you? Reading is useless if you don't use it. What's the big deal if you don't read well?"
In her entire life, she never thought about going back to the boring class in the future. She remembered that when she was a child, the teacher's class was like a lullaby, and she couldn't fall asleep every night...
I slept soundly in class the next day, great!
"I mean, listen to me, reading can really keep your brain active, keep your brain active and prevent it from losing its ability to remember. Just like other muscles in the human body, the brain also needs to be exercised to keep it strong and health, so your saying "use it or use it" doesn't particularly apply to your brain."
His earnest words are like a top ten father educating a disobedient student who is not good at studying.
"……haha!
Xiangqi feels very helpless without the long-windedness of the past few days_`.
Now she misses the first time they met very much. If there are no words attached, there will be no more than ten words.
And the current Bufu is the kind of father who wants to be her father and always educates her——strict father!
"Well, and reading can also reduce your stress. In the process of reading, you can read conversations with people who are different from you, such as those foreign languages. If you learn them, you can communicate with people from different cultures or backgrounds. .”
"Learning a foreign language well can help you understand their views and re-examine your original prejudices. Compared with people who don't read, people who read have a richer understanding of social events and cultural diversity. People who read The basic understanding of the world will also be expanded, and you will feel more at ease in it.”
"Oh o(╯□╰)o..."
All she cares about now is her own stomach, because she is hungry, so she has no strength to refute him.
Seeing that Xiangqi was so obedient, she didn't refute him or argue with him, so he slightly hooked the corner of his mouth and continued
"In fact, reading can make people have the ability to resist loneliness. The loneliness I am talking about here is not the loneliness we usually understand."
"What I'm saying is, when you're in college you find you're lonely because everyone's maturing and doing their own thing and they've got really good friends."
"So, when you have no friends, books are the best company, and no matter what stage of life you are in, you need to read well."
"If every student in the school can't afford to go to a decent school like you said just now, wouldn't every dedicated teacher vomit blood and die?"
"Oh...you have a big face, and everything you say is right." Xiangqi pouted, dissatisfied that he kept attacking her weaknesses.
"Meaning?"
"Can't you give me a good compliment? Obviously, I can see a lot of advantages in me!"
Hearing Xiangqi's request, she coughed uncomfortably and said in a low voice, "Uh... yes."
"Okay, I'm listening, hurry up!"
Xiangqi nodded, and the confidence that had been bruised and bruised just now began to recover slowly.
"you are very cute."
"Ok??"
"very"
"enmmm?"
Xiangqi was like a star suddenly bursting into light, her voice was crisp and bright, "You continue?"
"Very, uh" without a look of embarrassment.
"What is it?"
"Yes, what is it?"
I don’t want to ask Xiangqi instead, because at present he really doesn’t know what characteristics or advantages Xiangqi has. All he sees in her is a woman’s rudeness, mania, swearing, and dislike of reading, and she is very mischievous. I don't like to listen to other people's words, anyway, it combines all the essence of bad boys in it.
"You..." Seeing that Xiangqi couldn't praise her, she asked her back, which was both angry and funny, but more helpless!
Because she really doesn't have any special advantages. She eats, drinks and sleeps all day long, and lives like a pig. What else can she be good at?
"Are you asking me back?"
"You have very few advantages." Bufu replied honestly.
"Okay, okay, okay, it doesn't matter that you are very good."
When Xiangqi said this, her eyebrows were tightly knit together, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and her lips were pursed with impatience in her eyes.
"Don't call me by your full name, it's impolite."
"I just called, don't attach, what can you do to me!"
Xiangqi was even arguing with him at this time, so if she refused to accept it, she would bite him?
With such a mischievous appearance, she frowned helplessly and said: "Forget it, skip this topic, I want to hear what kind of situation you were in class before?"
He really wanted to hear what kind of study status Xiangqi was like, who was born like a big devil in a school.
Xiangqi blinked, looked at him with a casual expression and said:
"Think about what kind of learning state I can be in as a scumbag? It's nothing more than falling asleep in class until the end of class, waking up naturally, and occasionally skipping class when I have time? What else do you want? I want me to write a book and pass it on to you for reading. Is it a scumbag daily life guide?"
"That's not necessary."
Bufu pursed his lips, and after a long while, he choked out a sentence and said, "I just want to hear from you about your experiences in school."
"Oh ing~~~"
Xiangqi nodded amusedly, suppressed her smile, turned around to snicker, and thought about it while looking at her unattached face, and said casually: "Actually, when I was studying, everyone was very casual. I It's also very casual, and the teachers only pay attention to those students who are good at studying, and don't care about you at all, so there are many poor students in the class, that is, what I call scumbags, they sleep as soon as they come to class, and so do I. "
"Please get to the point." Bored, who didn't listen, looked down at her, signaling her to fast-forward!
"Actually, it's just some very boring things. I remember that in class at that time, a teacher asked everyone after the class, 'Students, do you have any questions?', and then my deskmate, one of the The little fat man just woke up just like me, and asked the teacher what class this lesson is? I remember that the teacher on the stage at that time turned black with anger, haha!"
While thinking about this, Xiangqi smiled and thumped Bufu's shoulder.
"Actually, you wanted to ask the teacher the same question at the time, didn't you?"
No mouth pumping!
"How do you know? So accurate, you can be a fortune teller?"
"You still have a hippie smile on your face."
"enmm, I found that your dark face is exactly the same as that teacher back then."
Xiangqi glanced at the black lined face, and a slight smile flashed in her eyes.
Ou Xingshen pursed his lips and sighed helplessly, "A student like you, no matter how good-tempered a teacher is, you will ruin his body and mind."
"It's okay, not dying is a blessing."
Xiangqi said it heartlessly, but she remembered many interesting things that happened in school when she was a child, so she couldn't control her mouth and said:
"Hey, no, I still remember the Chinese teacher asked everyone: What are the benefits of having two eyes? Can you guess what our answer is?"
"Please call me Shao or brother." He was speechless.
Xiangqi lowered her voice, moved closer to her, winked at Bufu and said, "Then guess what I said first?"
"Anyway, it's not a normal answer. You are not a pure student." He glanced at her.
Xiangqi blinked and smiled and said, "Yes, that's why a weirdo in my class blurted out: One is blind and the other is blind. I replied: I think he's right!"
"Well, you are indeed classmates." This kind of tacit understanding is not like a family that does not enter a family.
Speechless.
"That's, you don't know, there are so many strange things in our class. I remember that in the sixth grade, there was a new girl who was transferred to the class, and her home was very close to the school. One morning in class, that female classmate She was late, and slowly walked into the classroom under the eyes of everyone, the head teacher pointed out the window angrily and said to her, "You can see your house from here, you are still late! "Hahahahaha——" More than 100 haha are omitted here.
"So what??" Where is the joke?
Seeing Xiangqi laughing so wildly, he was at a loss.
"The woman replied calmly, "I can still see the sun here." Hahahaha——"Omit here again
Bufu next to him groaned deeply again, and asked, "Where is your joke?"
"Isn't it funny? Then I'll change it!" Seeing Xiangqi's eager expression.
It's not easy to interrupt her if you don't attach, so a funny look appeared on his face and said: "You talk, I will listen."
"Well, it's about me and my deskmate again. I remember one time, emmm, it was the final exam of elementary school. At that time, the test paper was sent out and I had just done multiple choice questions, and then my deskmate asked me softly: 'Answer to the tenth question. What?'"
"Then I said I didn't know. Anyway, my intuition was that AB must be wrong!"
"But at that time, my deskmate also told me that he also felt that AB must be wrong, and asked me, what would you choose?"
"At that time, I felt a sacred feeling in my heart. In order to live up to the trust of my deskmate, I said after some careful consideration: 'I choose C.'"
"Then I saw the sand sculpture at my desk firmly write the answer on his paper, and I was filled with guilt. I never expected him to trust me so much at that moment, but in the end I took a closer look at his answer sheet, damn it It says D!!!”
"The tacit understanding between you at the same table is very friendly." Bufu said that he was unable to complain, and could only smile tolerantly.
"Please don't smile at me like that, sir, it's a foul if you smile like that!"
Xiangqi shook her head helplessly, no wonder so many women like this super indifferent man so much.
Because he is an untapped treasure man, in his heart he is actually cute and straightforward, innocent and ignorant to death!
"Foul what?"
Bufu doesn't know what she means, but he still has strict requirements on her studies, "However, if you go to school, you should study hard."
"Oh..." boring...
"Oh what?"
He didn't like others perfunctory him like this, so he looked at Xiangqi seriously with deep eyes.
The voice was low and the old man taught: "Mind, reading can increase the quality and depth of a person's conversation, and it can also allow you to master a lot of knowledge, and knowledge is like breathing. Between breathing, you can see a person's temperament and strength." Cultivation. Reading, to a certain extent, can give you a sense of superiority, and the sense of superiority is to some extent a way to build self-confidence.”
"Sorry, I've always been very confident, good, and fearless."
So she doesn't actually need to read (-ι_-)...
"Yes, you are quite confident, and you can make me speechless every time you think confidently." There was no black line on his face.
"Thank you for the compliment."
"I'm not praising you."
"Then thank you for the criticism?"
"To shut up."
"(つ°ヮ°)つOh Huo?"
"..."
His face turned dark, he patted her face lightly, she is really a tormenting little girl, and she was specially tormenting him.
"I don't know who will take care of you in the future!"
"Humph~"
Xiangqi snorted, she ignored him!
"Who dares to clean me up with you? Reading is useless if you don't use it. What's the big deal if you don't read well?"
In her entire life, she never thought about going back to the boring class in the future. She remembered that when she was a child, the teacher's class was like a lullaby, and she couldn't fall asleep every night...
I slept soundly in class the next day, great!
"I mean, listen to me, reading can really keep your brain active, keep your brain active and prevent it from losing its ability to remember. Just like other muscles in the human body, the brain also needs to be exercised to keep it strong and health, so your saying "use it or use it" doesn't particularly apply to your brain."
His earnest words are like a top ten father educating a disobedient student who is not good at studying.
"……haha!
Xiangqi feels very helpless without the long-windedness of the past few days_`.
Now she misses the first time they met very much. If there are no words attached, there will be no more than ten words.
And the current Bufu is the kind of father who wants to be her father and always educates her——strict father!
"Well, and reading can also reduce your stress. In the process of reading, you can read conversations with people who are different from you, such as those foreign languages. If you learn them, you can communicate with people from different cultures or backgrounds. .”
"Learning a foreign language well can help you understand their views and re-examine your original prejudices. Compared with people who don't read, people who read have a richer understanding of social events and cultural diversity. People who read The basic understanding of the world will also be expanded, and you will feel more at ease in it.”
"Oh o(╯□╰)o..."
All she cares about now is her own stomach, because she is hungry, so she has no strength to refute him.
Seeing that Xiangqi was so obedient, she didn't refute him or argue with him, so he slightly hooked the corner of his mouth and continued
"In fact, reading can make people have the ability to resist loneliness. The loneliness I am talking about here is not the loneliness we usually understand."
"What I'm saying is, when you're in college you find you're lonely because everyone's maturing and doing their own thing and they've got really good friends."
"So, when you have no friends, books are the best company, and no matter what stage of life you are in, you need to read well."
"If every student in the school can't afford to go to a decent school like you said just now, wouldn't every dedicated teacher vomit blood and die?"
"Oh...you have a big face, and everything you say is right." Xiangqi pouted, dissatisfied that he kept attacking her weaknesses.
"Meaning?"
"Can't you give me a good compliment? Obviously, I can see a lot of advantages in me!"
Hearing Xiangqi's request, she coughed uncomfortably and said in a low voice, "Uh... yes."
"Okay, I'm listening, hurry up!"
Xiangqi nodded, and the confidence that had been bruised and bruised just now began to recover slowly.
"you are very cute."
"Ok??"
"very"
"enmmm?"
Xiangqi was like a star suddenly bursting into light, her voice was crisp and bright, "You continue?"
"Very, uh" without a look of embarrassment.
"What is it?"
"Yes, what is it?"
I don’t want to ask Xiangqi instead, because at present he really doesn’t know what characteristics or advantages Xiangqi has. All he sees in her is a woman’s rudeness, mania, swearing, and dislike of reading, and she is very mischievous. I don't like to listen to other people's words, anyway, it combines all the essence of bad boys in it.
"You..." Seeing that Xiangqi couldn't praise her, she asked her back, which was both angry and funny, but more helpless!
Because she really doesn't have any special advantages. She eats, drinks and sleeps all day long, and lives like a pig. What else can she be good at?
"Are you asking me back?"
"You have very few advantages." Bufu replied honestly.
"Okay, okay, okay, it doesn't matter that you are very good."
When Xiangqi said this, her eyebrows were tightly knit together, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and her lips were pursed with impatience in her eyes.
"Don't call me by your full name, it's impolite."
"I just called, don't attach, what can you do to me!"
Xiangqi was even arguing with him at this time, so if she refused to accept it, she would bite him?
With such a mischievous appearance, she frowned helplessly and said: "Forget it, skip this topic, I want to hear what kind of situation you were in class before?"
He really wanted to hear what kind of study status Xiangqi was like, who was born like a big devil in a school.
Xiangqi blinked, looked at him with a casual expression and said:
"Think about what kind of learning state I can be in as a scumbag? It's nothing more than falling asleep in class until the end of class, waking up naturally, and occasionally skipping class when I have time? What else do you want? I want me to write a book and pass it on to you for reading. Is it a scumbag daily life guide?"
"That's not necessary."
Bufu pursed his lips, and after a long while, he choked out a sentence and said, "I just want to hear from you about your experiences in school."
"Oh ing~~~"
Xiangqi nodded amusedly, suppressed her smile, turned around to snicker, and thought about it while looking at her unattached face, and said casually: "Actually, when I was studying, everyone was very casual. I It's also very casual, and the teachers only pay attention to those students who are good at studying, and don't care about you at all, so there are many poor students in the class, that is, what I call scumbags, they sleep as soon as they come to class, and so do I. "
"Please get to the point." Bored, who didn't listen, looked down at her, signaling her to fast-forward!
"Actually, it's just some very boring things. I remember that in class at that time, a teacher asked everyone after the class, 'Students, do you have any questions?', and then my deskmate, one of the The little fat man just woke up just like me, and asked the teacher what class this lesson is? I remember that the teacher on the stage at that time turned black with anger, haha!"
While thinking about this, Xiangqi smiled and thumped Bufu's shoulder.
"Actually, you wanted to ask the teacher the same question at the time, didn't you?"
No mouth pumping!
"How do you know? So accurate, you can be a fortune teller?"
"You still have a hippie smile on your face."
"enmm, I found that your dark face is exactly the same as that teacher back then."
Xiangqi glanced at the black lined face, and a slight smile flashed in her eyes.
Ou Xingshen pursed his lips and sighed helplessly, "A student like you, no matter how good-tempered a teacher is, you will ruin his body and mind."
"It's okay, not dying is a blessing."
Xiangqi said it heartlessly, but she remembered many interesting things that happened in school when she was a child, so she couldn't control her mouth and said:
"Hey, no, I still remember the Chinese teacher asked everyone: What are the benefits of having two eyes? Can you guess what our answer is?"
"Please call me Shao or brother." He was speechless.
Xiangqi lowered her voice, moved closer to her, winked at Bufu and said, "Then guess what I said first?"
"Anyway, it's not a normal answer. You are not a pure student." He glanced at her.
Xiangqi blinked and smiled and said, "Yes, that's why a weirdo in my class blurted out: One is blind and the other is blind. I replied: I think he's right!"
"Well, you are indeed classmates." This kind of tacit understanding is not like a family that does not enter a family.
Speechless.
"That's, you don't know, there are so many strange things in our class. I remember that in the sixth grade, there was a new girl who was transferred to the class, and her home was very close to the school. One morning in class, that female classmate She was late, and slowly walked into the classroom under the eyes of everyone, the head teacher pointed out the window angrily and said to her, "You can see your house from here, you are still late! "Hahahahaha——" More than 100 haha are omitted here.
"So what??" Where is the joke?
Seeing Xiangqi laughing so wildly, he was at a loss.
"The woman replied calmly, "I can still see the sun here." Hahahaha——"Omit here again
Bufu next to him groaned deeply again, and asked, "Where is your joke?"
"Isn't it funny? Then I'll change it!" Seeing Xiangqi's eager expression.
It's not easy to interrupt her if you don't attach, so a funny look appeared on his face and said: "You talk, I will listen."
"Well, it's about me and my deskmate again. I remember one time, emmm, it was the final exam of elementary school. At that time, the test paper was sent out and I had just done multiple choice questions, and then my deskmate asked me softly: 'Answer to the tenth question. What?'"
"Then I said I didn't know. Anyway, my intuition was that AB must be wrong!"
"But at that time, my deskmate also told me that he also felt that AB must be wrong, and asked me, what would you choose?"
"At that time, I felt a sacred feeling in my heart. In order to live up to the trust of my deskmate, I said after some careful consideration: 'I choose C.'"
"Then I saw the sand sculpture at my desk firmly write the answer on his paper, and I was filled with guilt. I never expected him to trust me so much at that moment, but in the end I took a closer look at his answer sheet, damn it It says D!!!”
"The tacit understanding between you at the same table is very friendly." Bufu said that he was unable to complain, and could only smile tolerantly.
You'll Also Like
-
The Brave Life of a Space Peasant Girl
Chapter 895 24 minute ago -
Rise From Eight Hundred
Chapter 158 24 minute ago -
All People Change Their Jobs: I Can Enslave Everything
Chapter 143 2 hours ago -
Food Wars: Shokugeki No Hitotsuki, Crazy Strategy Guide
Chapter 87 2 hours ago -
Food Wars: Food Wars: The Beginning: Cutting Off The Nakiri
Chapter 84 2 hours ago -
Online game: The strongest magic assassin, I can stop time and space!
Chapter 191 10 hours ago -
Zongman: Change your job from the strongest world in history
Chapter 72 10 hours ago -
National job transfer: Spiritual pupil master is weak? Start with Sharingan
Chapter 4 10 hours ago -
A review of the top ten negative examples in the anime industry
Chapter 129 10 hours ago -
Disbanding is your fault, why are you crying about the four school beauties of Yuling?
Chapter 218 10 hours ago