Sick Wife's Pet Manual

"In the world of scumbags, this is an implicit hierarchical chain of contempt."

Xiangqi was talking wildly at the moment, dancing with hands and feet, a pair of big black and white eyes were shining brightly, and a small fair face was smiling like a flower. The eyes, and the tone that gradually turned cold.

"Alas." Bufu snorted coldly.

Looking at Xiangqi, who was smiling so happily like never before, he really didn't want to disturb her good spirits!

However, Mou Qi, who has no eyesight and insight, is still talking about science popularization to the underage Lulu: "Princess, the ninth kind of scum in a man you want to know is the kind who just talks but doesn't do anything. Pao, he always talks a lot and does little, anyway, he has an air of lowliness in his bones, and an attractive air of anger on the outside. "

"Uh... What do you mean by 'talking but not doing?'? Lulu didn't quite understand. Please give me a good lecture. When you come to Lulu's store, I will open a VIP gold card for you alone." come out!"

The little princess, who has always been good at grasping the key points, keenly grasped these eight characters in Xiangqi's rare and eloquent nonsense.

Xiangqi ignored Lulu's question, her big black and white eyes became brighter and more attractive, her fair and pink face approached little Lulu, she lowered her voice in surprise and said loudly: "Really! It's fake?!"

"Of course what the princess said is true~" Xiao Lulu straightened her nose and nodded proudly.

"Wow, rich lady, please let me hug you..."

"Good!" They hugged each other!
".????(╬◣д◢)!"

After watching this scene without eye twitching.

His pair of black jade-like eyes were like the surface of a stormy sea, oppressive and gloomy.

After listening to Xiangqi's hype-popping science hug to a little princess who didn't know where she was fascinated, her mood began to turn bad again.

On the other hand, Xiangqi, who hasn't noticed anything wrong with Bufu, has starlight shining in her moist eyes, and a dazzling smile on her fair and pink cheeks. She continued to kneel and lick to Xiao Lulu: "Rich woman!" I beg you to take care of me!"

"Okay!" It happened that she still lacked a life teacher and a servant to play with!
"Wow, this is so exciting!"

Xiangqi didn't know why she was so happy. After all, she was the child of the absolute royal family and aristocrats, a royal princess by blood!

The benefits of being able to be with the princess, going in and out of various commercial and public events, and endless money, I believe this is something that every ordinary person dreams of!I believe it won't take long before she will be promoted by the little princess, become the general manager of one of her branches, become the CEO, travel around the world without spending money, and finally reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, it's a bit small Excited, hehehe! (~￣▽￣)～
"Xiang Siyi, I'm not poor!"

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he yelled helplessly at Xiangqi, who had no limit to meeting a rich woman. 
"Huh? What's the matter?"

No matter how unresponsive Xiang Qi was, she finally realized what was wrong with not being attached at this moment. When she looked up, she saw his veins protruding, looking like she wanted to eat herself. After thinking about it, she immediately smiled and comforted: " ..., uh... yeah, we're not poor either"

In fact, what Bufu said is right, she and Bufu are the same kind of relationship, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine.

Besides, he was a rich man himself, so he didn't need this little money to open a VIP gold card.

But pie in the sky, there is such a good thing, she won't take it for nothing, right?

So she looked at Princess Lulu, who was sitting obediently across the way, with very warm eyes, and with her eyebrows bent with a smile, she looked solemnly at the teacher's lecture and said: "Since Princess Lulu has said so, today I will present a treasure book, I have passed on my many years of research and experience to you. I hope that Princess Lulu, who is rich and generous, will not be a scumbag in this life, and "stay away from scumbags, choose the right one, and have a smooth sailing" in her relationship. "

"Well, thank you sister for your blessing." Little Lulu smiled.

"You're welcome, let me talk about the junior scumbag first?"

"Okay, please start your speech." Lulu followed her words.

When Xiangqi was talking, she glanced at Bufu who was eating steak beside her, "Eat first, I'm not very hungry yet."

"Talk while eating, and I'll take you home after the talk. I have a meeting at three o'clock in the afternoon."

He glanced at the watch in his hand out of habit, and the time on it was two o'clock in the afternoon.

I remember that there was a meeting to be held at three o'clock this afternoon. He originally planned not to go, but he had to attend it because of the recent incident with the group!

"Ah? Are you in such a hurry?"

Why didn't she hear him mention it just now?
"Yeah." Bufu replied with a nod.

"Then big brother, you can go to the meeting first, young lady can just stay here with Lulu, and Lulu will not leave the store this month, the security facilities in the store are very guaranteed!" The little Lulu beside him smiled. Looking at Bufu who elegantly put the beef into her mouth and tasted it, she was going to try her best to keep people.

"..., no." Bufu refused.

He was worried that Xiangqi would be taken alone in a strange place.

Lulu rejected her directly, she had no choice but to turn her head to Xiangqi.

"." Xiangqi, who drank some juice, waved her hand and stopped talking.

"But Lulu still wants to play with the young lady, and the young lady seems to like the style of our store and..."

"Do you want to stay?"

He didn't interrupt little Lulu, he ignored Lulu, he only asked Xiangqi's personal opinion unilaterally.

"..., big brother, it's very impolite for you to interrupt a princess's questioning!"

The corner of Little Lulu's mouth twitched...

Xiangqi felt sympathetic, poor baby...

"...Well, I have no one to talk to me at home, so I can just stay here and talk to the little princess." Xiangqi smiled, showing her white teeth.

She didn't like quiet places very much, especially when she had to be alone and without company.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, Princess Louise. I will pay double for the money in your store. Please protect her. I will come to pick her up at six o'clock in the evening."

Not attached to Xiangqi's face already knew what she meant.

Out of respect, he decided to let her play here.

"Okay, big brother!"

Hearing Bufu's sudden change of words, Little Lulu paused for a moment, confused about the situation, and then continued in a cheerful voice: "No need to pay, Miss Sister is now a VIP customer of my shop!"

"Okay, you can continue talking."

Continue to eat without attachment, because the time is almost up.

"Yeah, sister, go ahead, we have a lot of time to chat today. Well, what kind of junior scumbag is it?"

As soon as Xiao Lulu started talking, she turned directly to the topic.
"Um, in fact, the reason why junior scumbags are at the bottom of the chain of contempt;
It's because they wrote all the scum on their faces;

"Playboy" is famous, and Paomei pays attention to "the wisher takes the bait"

Often the opening scene is a domineering president, cynical, and arrogant, which can be explained by the sudden flirtation that flashed my waist.

The flower heart attribute is visible to the naked eye. "

Xiangqi's originally smiling expression turned serious in an instant.

She continued to explain: "For example, their catchphrase is 'You, I'm going to fix it!' This kind of local words!"

"Oh~ is it like this??" Little Lulu listened to Xiangqi's explanation with a look of admiration.

"I'm talking about most of the types. A small number of protective scumbags may have genetic mutations." Xiang Qi explained with a very focused look.

"This kind of scumbag, they are usually driven by hormones, and their behavioral temperature fluctuates greatly. For example, when they pursue women, they are like sticky brown sugar, and they are always on the phone 24 hours a day.

Good morning and good evening, always clinging to you, thinking of you, and occasionally wanting to talk to children, talk to you about some nonsensical topics, to make you happy. "

"And this kind of junior scumbags, they will seize every opportunity of festivals, buy bags/lipsticks, and give you warmth in fancy ways. Although gifts of all sizes can circle the earth three times, but for you Behind all kinds of responsiveness, but the purpose behind it is just to get you as soon as possible, once you succeed, the heat will plummet, and the behavioral temperature will be zero."

I remember that there were many little girls who were looking for life and death for a man in the past, crying really miserable!
Xiangqi had no choice but to recall everything in the past, and she continued to tell: "They even started to avoid the alienation mode immediately, showing their true colors as scumbags, and if they get annoyed to the extreme, they may disappear directly, and then leave you where you are. He would only say one thing silently in his heart: You like the sea, I loved you, but I don't want the good girl now."

After Lulu heard this, she looked at herself with a serious expression, and said slowly and hurriedly: "Wow, this kind of man is the most annoying!"

"So, junior scumbags are like junk food. Sometimes we clearly know that he is not healthy, but sometimes we still can't resist his fierce offensive and catch him without a fight. We don't regret it until we get sick after eating it."

But after listening to Xiangqi's words, Bufu frowned slightly, as if he was trying his best to bear some emotion, and finally opened his mouth, wanting to change Xiangqi's opinion.

"Actually, is this a scumbag?"

"Forget it, because they never flirted with you for the purpose of getting married, but just for fun." Xiangqi gave her own opinion.

Bufu spoke heavily, with the corners of his lips slightly hooked, "Do you mean to be a hooligan?"

"That's right, those who use their emotions to play hooligans to get pleasure are all [scumbags]!"

In the real world, she has seen a lot of scumbags!
"Okay, you guys continue chatting." He didn't want to insert himself into the women's chat area, otherwise he would definitely be bullied. It's just that it's hard to empathize with the opposite sex.

"Forehead"

"Miss, you continue to talk, Lulu understands!"

"What I'm afraid of is not that you don't understand, but that I'm afraid of teaching you badly"

Xiangqi smiled helplessly, waved her hands, scratched her head and said, "A man's mouth is a deceit."

"Next is the analysis of middle-level scumbags. The above are all my personal opinions. Please don't go astray, princess!" She was purely a friendly reminder.

"Don't worry, Lulu won't be cheated, and she will be happy to help other children count money~"

Little Lulu nodded very calmly, and listened to Xiangqi's analysis to her in an orderly and clear way:
"The middle-level scumbags have excellent mouth skills, love words are endless, and promises of heaven and earth are made with their mouths, but they always say nothing. Usually, they prove because of their super high language expression skills that they often Talking is better than singing, proficient in all kinds of tricks/expressing affection/pretending to be stupid and pretending to be stupid, and sweetening each other with sugar-coated cannonballs as soon as they meet, similar to this kind of words, such as: "We are so destined! /I just want to stay with you for a while/I like you no matter what you become/How can I be willing to betray you? /The door of the heart is only opened for you, and the mobile phone is only for you to see. In short, every sentence is moist and silent, warming the heart! "

After Lulu heard this theory, she had a skeptical expression, "Is there such a boy?"

"Of course there are. This kind of man, they will perfectly answer all kinds of "propositions", understand all your emotional needs, and make you think that you are his only one, but in fact, you are just a fish in his fish pond Little fish, even so, they always have a way to guard their fish ponds with their three-inch tongues, and prevent you who haven't played enough than him from leaving your fish ponds without authorization, and make you addicted to what they use. In the illusion created by rhetoric, until the scumbag is completely exposed, you turn your face and deny anyone..."

There was a vague smile on the corner of Xiangqi's mouth, and an imperceptible emotion flashed through those deep black eyes with a faint blue light.

"At the end of the day, mid-level scumbags are nothing more than seizing on women's characteristics of being auditory animals and being romantic, but no matter how nice the words are, they can't change their nature of being irresponsible and running away after flirting."

This kind of man is very similar to the man her sister is going to marry, that piece of shit—Shang Qinyan.

"If the middle-level scumbag is just lip service, then the high-level scumbag is a decathlon-talented man. It's just that the beginning of the story is often not a fate, but a choice..."

"The so-called high-end scumbags are the kind of men who are good at taking advantage of women's admiration, so they often use their own talents to lower the opponent's defenses, and show how versatile and omnipotent they are in front of girls, revealing their good qualities in every word and deed. Demeanor and quality, and a heart willing to give for you, give people an illusion of being positive, reliable and affectionate."

"A lot of high-quality girls at this level can't hide, and even have a throbbing feeling of meeting the right man. In fact, they are just a backup army for the development of the other party. Although sometimes they do have the conditions that a good man should have, but this Kindness is not exclusive to you alone, but can be used on any girl. You think they are well-proportioned, active and reliable, but they turn out to be a central air conditioner (spare tire) and treat you as a treasure when you are needed. , kick you away when they don't need you, but even if they dump someone, they are very sincere..."

"So that's the case? Young lady, you know a lot!"

Lulu looked at Xiangqi with a curious expression.

At that moment, Lulu felt that something in her heart was collapsing, as if there was a crack in the solid and tall wall, and the warm and dazzling sunlight finally shone into her heart.

Xiangqi broke the princess way she has always adhered to. As a princess, she can't be as willful as any child, so she just wants to be the most special princess, so that everyone can know how amazing she is as a princess!

"." But Xiangqi didn't speak, because the more she met, the more practice makes perfect.

It's not because she knows a lot, it's just that everyone's life experience is different.