super invincible fat man

The intermediary's door hut suddenly became quiet, except that the TV hanging on the wall was still broadcasting news, and the three people inside were staring at each other.

"What... what did you say? Can you say it again?"

The man was afraid that he had heard it wrong just now, so he said dumbfounded.

Wu Di stretched out three fingers, and said very seriously: "I said, I bought your house for 300 million."

"Hahahaha!"

The agency boss suddenly covered his stomach and burst into laughter, with no concealment of disdain on his face.

"Xiao Li, you don't really believe this idiot's nonsense, do you? Look at the rags he's wearing, and 300 million yuan? I don't think he can even get 300 yuan."

The man was stunned, and then he looked Wu Di up and down again, and then he also looked angry, because he felt that he was being played.

That's right, a man who looks like he is in his early twenties, who wears street goods, suddenly said that he would spend 300 million to buy a house. Who would believe it was true?
Therefore, in his opinion, the fat man in front of him must be playing tricks on him, he was just showing off his tongue and pretending to be aggressive.

"Go away! Don't delay me selling the house! There are all kinds of people. They dare to say anything but their brains. If you make Brother Qi angry, you won't buy my house. Can you afford the millions? Get out now!"

This man was angry at Wu Di. Yes, he was really overwhelmed by the high mortgage loan, and the agency boss became his only life-saving straw. However, Wu Di suddenly appeared and grabbed him, and he lost control of his emotions.

Seeing him like this, Wu Di could only sigh, and then took out his bank card.

"Come on, sign the contract now, and I will transfer 300 million to you."

"Neuropathy!"

The man cursed in a low voice, then turned his head and said to the intermediary boss with a sneer: "Brother Qi, let's ignore this madman, let's continue."

The man still thought that Wu Di was playing with him, so he ignored Wu Di at all.

The agent boss stared at Wu Di uncharacteristically and smiled playfully, and suddenly said: "Okay, why don't you sign this contract with him, if this fat dick can have 300 million in his card, I won't even ask for the agency fee!"

The man panicked. He thought that the intermediary boss was really annoyed by Wu Di, so why not buy his house, so he hurriedly said;
"Stop, Brother Qi, what do we care about with this kind of dick? Look at his shabby appearance. Let alone 300 million. It's really like what you said. It's probably hard to get 300 yuan out."

The intermediary boss waved his hand, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear;

"Brother, since he proposed it, let's sign it with him. As long as the contract is signed, if he can't come up with 300 million, he will have to pay [-]% liquidated damages. At that time, we two brothers will each have half, and he He has to pay even if he sells everything! Otherwise, let him go to jail!"

In the last two sentences, he especially emphasized his tone, which seemed to be serious.

The man also laughed at this time, it turned out that Brother Qi had this calculation in mind.

Ten percent of the liquidated damages of 300 million means 30. Needless to say, this poor guy will definitely not be able to come up with 300 million. When the time comes, he will blackmail him for the liquidated damages and earn 30 with nothing.

He will share the 30 yuan with the intermediary boss, 15 yuan each, and he will have enough money to repay the mortgage for a few more months, and he doesn't have to worry about selling the house.

Thinking of this, the man's heart became inexplicably excited.

"Okay, I will sign a contract with you, only 300 million, nothing less!"

Wu Di saw the two whispering, so he also kept an eye out, and quietly turned on the recording function of the phone in his pocket.

"Okay, I'll buy your house for 300 million yuan in full, agent boss, does what you just said still count?"

Wu Di looked at the intermediary boss again and said.

The intermediary boss blinked his eyes; "What did I say?"

"You said that if I can spend 300 million to buy his house, you won't charge an agency fee, right?" Wu Di said.

The intermediary boss laughed again; "Okay, of course it counts, I will prepare a contract for you, and pay immediately after signing. After the transaction is completed, I will not charge any intermediary fees."

The intermediary boss thought to himself: After the contract is signed, you can’t afford the money, let’s see how I treat you, and you just wait for your parents to sell the pot and sell the iron to lose money, hahahaha!

Ten minutes later, Wu Di and the man signed the housing transaction contract, and completed the online signing procedures of the local real estate bureau online.

This move by the intermediary boss can be said to be ruthless. The online signing of the real estate bureau has been completed, which is to leave an ironclad evidence of the house transaction. It's useless, and there are still online signings. This is called two-handed preparation.

After accepting the signed contract, the intermediary boss winked at the man.

"Xiao Li, take the money. After you take the money, the house will belong to this gentleman as soon as the ownership is transferred tomorrow."

The man immediately understood, turned his head to look at Wu Di, and said with a sly smile: "Okay, my big client, congratulations on buying a big house with three bedrooms and one living room. Give me the money now."

Facing the yin and yang of the two men, Wu Di didn't change his face.

"Give me your account number, and I will transfer it to you now."

"62212..."

The man immediately gave out a string of bank account numbers, but still looked at Wu Di with contempt.

Pretend, you continue to pretend, even at this time, you are still holding on to pretend, let's see how long you can pretend!
He was still sneering in his heart, when suddenly, a text message alert sounded from the phone in his pocket.

"Okay, it's over."

Wu Di put down his phone and said calmly.

The man froze for a moment, then frowned, and reached for his phone in his pocket.

There must be another spam text message somewhere, it's really time to come, this little dick, really picks the time, wants to use spam text messages as a cover, hum, I'll expose you right away!
However, when he opened the phone password and clicked on the text message, he froze there for a moment, because the text message said;

尊敬的客户您好，您XX银行62212……卡转入3、000、000.00元，总余额为3、000、001.20元。

"Haha, kid, lose money! I'm telling you now, if you can't get 300 million, you will have to pay 30 in liquidated damages. It's too late to regret it now!"

The intermediary boss on the other side didn't see the text message, but just saw the man didn't speak for a long time, thinking that he hadn't received the money, so he naturally thought that Wu Di must have no money, so he couldn't bear the excitement in his heart and yelled out what was in his heart out.

This time it was Wu Di's turn to show a disdainful smile.

"It's only 300 million. It's been transferred a long time ago. If you don't believe me, you can ask him."

At this moment, the intermediary boss was also stunned, and the previous arrogant smile froze on his face.

Then he mechanically turned his head to look at the man, hoping to hear a negative answer from Xiao Li.

But he was disappointed, and the man looked at him, then nodded with his eyes widened; "Yes, it's true, 300 million has really been received!"

"No, it's impossible...it's impossible!"

The intermediary boss let out a ghostly cry, then snatched the mobile phone from the man's hand, looked at the text message on it, and counted the long string of zeros on it, it was really 300 million!

"Okay, just wait for the transfer of ownership tomorrow, right? Then I'm leaving."

The deal was completed, Wu Di got up and left.

"Wait a moment!"

The intermediary boss suddenly screamed again, and then ran over like flying to grab Wu Di who was about to step out the door.

"What's wrong? Is there anything else?" Wu Di turned around and asked doubtfully.

"You, you haven't paid the intermediary fee yet! An intermediary fee of 3% of the turnover, [-] yuan, bring it!"

The intermediary boss's eyes were red right now, and his voice sounded hoarse.

Wu Di smiled; "Boss, your memory is too bad, didn't we agree a long time ago? As long as I can get 300 million, you won't charge the agency fee."

"I... When did I say it! I... I didn't say it!"

The boss of the intermediary started to act like a rogue, but he obviously lacked confidence, and his speech became a little stuttering.

"Hehe!" Wu Di sneered twice, then took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording just now, the voice of the intermediary boss came from inside.

"Okay, of course it counts. I'll prepare a contract for you right now, and pay immediately after signing. After the transaction is completed, I won't charge any agency fees."

This time, the intermediary boss was completely dumbfounded.

"I don't have anything to do, I'll leave first." Wu Di shook off the intermediary boss who was holding him, and left humming a little song.

Behind, the man came up.

"Brother Qi, it's okay. You don't want to lose this business, right? At the same time, I have to thank you. I finally sold my house for 300 million, and it's not a loss."

The man looked rejoicing and relaxed, too, according to his thinking, he bought it for 300 million, and now he sold it for 300 million, which is not a loss.

"You idiot!"

The intermediary boss suddenly scolded the man.

"Someone came to look at your house two days ago. The bid was 350 million. It is estimated that 360 million can be sold! And you have to pay the bank interest. The mortgage you have paid in the past two years is considered to be free. The sum of the two years is almost 100. Don't worry! You're not bad? You're a fool!"

The man was stunned by the scolding, but he also reacted immediately.

"I hate your grandma! You were fucking cheating on me in the first place! And you fucking asked for 250 million to buy my house! Damn! I fucked you!"

In the real estate agency's hut, the two started fighting with each other. Both of them felt that they had lost 100 million yuan. They probably couldn't do it too hard. Tonight was destined to be a lively night.