super invincible fat man

"Oh! If you don't even help me with this little favor, then let me die, and I don't need any Heaven Melting Pill, we can finish it together!"

Since the system doesn't take hard and soft, then Wu Di simply played a rogue.

Anyway, he knew that if he died, the system parasitic in his body would not survive.

There have been countless times before, at the most critical moment, the system saved me, and it was the system voluntarily.

So Wu Di didn't believe it, this time the system would really watch him die.

As soon as the above sentence came out, the system fell into a brief silence, but it seemed that it still insisted on the final bottom line and still did not let go.

Seeing this, Wu Di intensified and shouted louder in his heart;

"Since you are so ruthless, then I don't have to wait until three days later! I will go to the old man now, but I guess I will be beaten to death by the black-robed guardian before I can get out of this door!"

"It doesn't matter if I die, if I can't save Sisi, it's meaningless for me to live in this world alone! But please remember, the reason why I will die is because of you, a fat-loving bastard!"

"When you go to hell, I will never let you go in eight lifetimes!"

After yelling the last sentence in his heart, Wu Di really opened his eyes in reality, and made the gesture of getting out of bed.

"What are you going to do?!"

Seeing Wu Di sitting up from the bed suddenly, the black-robed guardian guarding him was immediately alert, staring at him with killing intent.

No one will doubt that if Wu Di makes other moves, the black-robed protector will definitely take action against him without hesitation!
But with Wu Di's current situation, being attacked by the black-robed guardian would definitely end in death.

"Okay, okay, just forget that I'm afraid and you can do it!"

Just when Wu Di was about to get out of bed, the sound of the system in his body finally sounded.

It seems that it still can't really watch Wu Di go to die in the end, so it can only accept the compromise.

After Wu Di heard the sound of the system, he secretly laughed in his heart: "Small, it would have been like this earlier."

But as soon as he raised his head, he saw the black-robed guardian's eyes full of cold murderous intent, and he shivered unconsciously from head to toe for a moment.

Facing the murderous look in the eyes of the black-robed guardian, Wu Di smiled awkwardly, and then his mind quickly started to work, trying his best to think of any reason to confuse him.

Three seconds later, just as the black-robed guardian was about to walk towards him, Wu Di hurriedly said;

"Oh! I, I'm anxious! I ate too much just now, I'm going to the toilet!"

Hearing what Wu Di said, the black-robed guardian stopped, and then said coldly: "Come with me, don't try to play any tricks!"

Afterwards, Wu Di obediently followed the black-robed protector to the toilet. Even in the toilet, he was watched and monitored by the black-robed protector.

After 10 minutes, he returned to the room and lay back on the bed. Wu Di closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep again.

But actually he secretly said in his heart: "System, then let's make an agreement. I will pay the twenty catties of fat first, and I will pay you back the thirty catties owed later. Give me the fusion of heaven first."

In Wu Di's body, the system was silent for a moment, and then said: "You pay thirty kilograms first, and you will pay off the twenty kilograms you owe within one month. Interest will be charged according to the rules if you exceed the time limit."

"Hey, hey! Why did you change your mind? When did you have to pay thirty pounds first?!" Wu Di was unhappy again.

The system sounded even more displeased; "You cut too hard every time! Every time you advance a large amount of energy, it really consumes a lot of my original energy!"

"And aren't there still three days left? Judging from your progress in the past few days, adding ten pounds of fat in these three days is not too much!"

Hearing this, Wu Di thought for a moment, then shook his head and said: "No, no, I'm still a little unsure about gaining ten pounds in three days. How about this, I'll give you two more pounds, and how about paying 22 pounds first?"

System; "No! You can do it the other way around. I'll lose two catties for you, pay 28 catties first, and pay off the remaining 22 catties in one month."

Wu Di: "Pay 23 catties first, I really can't ask for more!"

System; "Pay 27 catties first, there is really no less!"

……

This one person one system has started the bargaining mode.

Finally, Wu Di said impatiently: "Okay, okay! Let's stop weighing one pound and two. Let's each take a step back, half and half!"

"Pay 25 catties first, and pay off the 25 catties owed in two months. Is this okay for the head office?"

"Success..." The system was about to say a deal, but it stopped abruptly in the middle of the conversation, and then said strangely;
"Huh? That's not right, you tricked me? The fat owed has to be paid off in one month, how come you paid it off in two months?"

When the routine was discovered, Wu Di laughed awkwardly, but said shamelessly;
"It's all there, and it's indispensable, so you can give it another month. Besides, you have such an omnipotent system, it's not too short of those few days, right?"

Even coaxing and flattering, Wu Di really took advantage of it to the extreme.

But it’s cheap and not profitable, otherwise, it’s really stressful to pay back 25 catties of fat a month.

And if it goes out of time, the system's interest calculation method will definitely be regarded as usurious, and if it continues to be delayed, I may not be able to pay it back in a lifetime.

You know, after you go out, you don't have the conditions to be here. You eat, sleep, and eat every day.

So just in case, you have to leave yourself some room, right?Take more time and take it easy.

"Alas!" After thinking for a long time, the system could only sigh at last, and then compromised helplessly;
"Okay, then it's settled like this, 25 catties will be paid first, and the remaining 25 catties will be paid within two months, but!"

The tone suddenly increased, and the system emphasized in particular;

"If two months are overdue, then one catty of interest will be added every day! Until all are paid off!"

Wu Di said with a smile this time: "No problem, no problem, everything is settled according to what the system master said. As long as Sisi can be successfully rescued this time, the little one will respect you from now on."

25 pounds in two months, Wu Di is still very confident that he can definitely complete the matter, are you afraid of his overtime interest?
But after all, he has not obtained the fusion of sky yet, so Wu Di should choose more nice things to say to the system in the past few days, so as not to provoke it to change its mind again.

With a goal, there is also motivation. In the next three days, Wu Di worked harder to eat and drink.

But the hard work paid off, in just two days, Wu Di gained another five catties of fat, and the total body fat content was 28 catties.

But although there are 28 pounds of fat, the system also said that the body fat rate cannot be less than 1%, otherwise it will be life-threatening.

Therefore, the three catties of fat must not be moved, otherwise the little life will be gone.

That night, Wu Di used 25 catties of fat to exchange for a high-level supernatural power, the fusion of heaven!
At that moment, his heart was extremely excited, and he couldn't help but fantasize in his mind that he only needed to wait another day, and then he would rescue Er Sisi and take her to escape thousands of miles away.

However, just when he thought of this, Wu Di suddenly realized another problem.

"Hey? That's not right! I replaced all the fat with this melting sky technique, what kind of power will I use to get close to Sisi?"

"Based on my current strength, I'm afraid I'll be killed by that old man before I even get close to Sisi's side... No, I don't even need that old man to take action. The black robe protector who guards me can kill me!"

Thinking of the crux of the problem, Wu Di broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead for a moment.

"Dead system! You have screwed me to death! Come out quickly! Tell me how to solve this situation!"

With the Heaven Melting Technique in hand, Wu Di really changed his face as soon as he said it, and immediately became rude to the system.

But he was really angry. When he thought that the system had never reminded him of these things before, he felt like the system was trying to harm him.

The system voice sounded angrily; "Don't you have another day tomorrow? If you gain two catties of fat, as long as you can get three catties to exchange for, I will forcefully make an exception for you, so that you can summon three natal spells at the same time." It takes 1 minute!"

After hearing this, Wu Di's mood eased down;

"That's about the same. Although the power summoned by the three natal artifacts at the same time is not enough to defeat the old man, it shouldn't be a big problem to get close to Er Sisi when he is not prepared."

After thinking of solutions to all the problems, Wu Di fell asleep in peace.

On the last day before the Nine Stars Lunch, Wu Di was still stuffing high-calorie food into his stomach as usual.

However, the black-robed guardian who had been staring at him was a bit strange.

In fact, he was thinking in his heart; "Huh? Why do you feel that this guy is a little different from the previous few days?"

"Where is it different? Oh! It seems to be a little thinner!"

"This is really strange. How did he lose so much weight overnight? Could it be because he knew that tomorrow would be his death day, so he was so haggard that he lost weight overnight?"

"Well, there should be such a possibility. After all, there is still a saying that you will grow old overnight. It should not be unreasonable to lose weight overnight."

Thinking of this, the black-robed protector nodded secretly, thinking that Wu Di was worried about his death tomorrow, which caused a huge change overnight.

He really didn't think much about other places, after all, he would never have thought that there is a system in Wu Di's body that can convert fat into other things.

Time passed very quickly on this day. In the evening, after Wu Di had eaten his last supper, he lay back on the bed and closed his eyes to rest.

At midnight, his eyes suddenly opened, and then the corners of his mouth slowly curved into a smile.

Then he said to himself in an inaudible voice: "Enough savings! Everything, just wait until tomorrow!"

When the sun rose the next day, the sun was particularly bright, and today is a sunny day.

And at noon today, there will be a rare Nine Stars Lianzhu in a thousand years!

At that time, it will also be the moment when the memorial ceremony begins, all success or failure, just today!