Dog food from heaven: Mr. Song please keep a low profile when sprinkling sugar

Of course, he paid special attention to not photographing Song Yanshu and the little princess, otherwise wouldn't the lie be self-defeating?

Qiao Wan saw Xu Qintebi paying attention to the angle of the selfie, and a disdainful smile appeared on the corner of her lips.

"It seems that you have done the preparatory work. You are even ready to take selfies. Tsk tsk tsk. I think you can be not only writers, but also reporters. You can directly make up fake news with pictures."

Xu Qin was about to vomit blood. He was suspected that he was not himself, but someone else was impersonating him, and he couldn't prove himself by taking photos. What kind of helplessness is this?

"Qiao Wan, it's really me, you believe me, what I said is true, you are really cheated!" Xu Qin continued to reply to the text message emphatically.

Qiao Wan still didn't believe even a single punctuation mark.

"How on earth do you have to trust me? I'm really Xu Qin!"

Qiao Wan saw that the other side was trying to fool her, so she replied directly,

"Since you don't know where you are, let me tell you, first of all, Xu Qin will not call Song Yanshu Song Yanshu, he likes to call Song Yanshu big pig's hoof, just like his subordinates, secondly, he calls me no I like to be called Qiao Wan, but I will call me Wan'er."

When Xu Qin heard that Qiao Wan summed up the problem so well, he really didn't know whether to be happy that Qiao Wan already knew him so well, or to feel uncomfortable. He just wanted to make the news more formal, so he shouted it!

I didn't expect that it would become the reason why Qiao Wan didn't believe him even more!
"By the way, there is another point. If there is really a beautiful woman beside Song Yanshu, I think it would be more convincing for you to take a photo and send it to me. You are too naive to deceive me with just a few words. gone."

After Qiao Wan finished speaking, she was not in the mood to continue teasing the liar, and directly threw the phone aside.

The corners of Xu Qin's lips twitched, and his heart was also pounding.

Qiao Wan is very defensive, he should rest assured that nothing will happen to Qiao Wan.

But, what the hell, he wanted to play tricks on Song Yanshu, and let Song Yanshu be misunderstood by Qiao Wan, but he would suffer such a blow, which really made him more autistic.

"I didn't want you to come out and catch the rape. I just told you that there is such a thing. If you don't believe what I said, you can call Song Yanshu and ask Song Yanshu if you saved a little princess!"

"I'm really convinced, selfie proves that I can't do it anymore, do you have to watch me make a shameful face to believe that I am Xu Qin's true self?"

Xu Qin was just making fun of it.

Qiao Wan didn't want to talk to her at first, but when she heard the vibration of the text message, she was a little curious about what the other party would say, so she picked up the phone and turned it on.

grimace?

Qiao Wan thought for a while, it seemed that she had never seen Xu Qin's funny side before, if there was such an exciting photo of Xu Qin in the hands of the liar opposite, of course she would have to take a look!

"Heh, if you can post a selfie with Xu Qin's grimace, I will believe what you say!"

Seeing this reply, Xu Qin subconsciously glanced at Song Yanshu from the rearview mirror, gritted his teeth and turned on the selfie camera again, making a grimace at the camera.

Song Yanshu just looked up, and saw Xu Qin's movements and expressions from the rearview mirror, and watched Xu Qin take a picture of a grimace like a fool.

"I was still wondering why this little girl didn't like you, but liked me so much. Now I figured it out. Not only are you not as good-looking as me, you are not as smart as me, and you are also prone to being stupid!"

The little princess was lying in Song Yanshu's arms. Hearing what Song Yanshu said, she turned to look at the co-pilot's position.

Although she didn't see anything, she still nodded to Xu Qin, seeming to agree with Song Yanshu's thoughts.

Xu Qin ignored Song Yanshu and the little princess who had no vision at all, and directly sent his own photo to Qiao Wan to prove his identity.

Seeing Xu Qin's deliberate grimace, Qiao Wan felt it was inexplicably funny, and couldn't stop laughing for a moment, rolled onto the bed and leaned forward laughing.

Xu Qin made this grimace so skillfully, Qiao Wan thought that she couldn't squeeze the muscles of her face like this.

Seeing that Qiao Wan didn't reply for a long time, Xu Qin thought that Qiao Wan believed it, and was about to call or send a text message to question Song Yanshu, and gloated at Song Yanshu from the rearview mirror.

Qiao Wan didn't recover for a long time, and Xu Qin didn't wait for Song Yanshu's text message and phone call for a long time, so he was a little puzzled. Could it be that Qiao Wan didn't know Song Yanshu's contact information?

The temporary mobile phone Song Yanshu is currently using doesn't have a number saved?
Xu Qin sent Qiao Wan a question mark.

Qiao Wan felt the phone vibrate, picked it up again, saw the question mark expression, and laughed again.

Still pretending to be stupid, the acting is not bad.

Qiao Wan thought about this, and immediately replied with her mobile phone: "I was just talking casually just now, I thought that if it was really Xu Qin, it would be impossible for him to be such a fool. Taking ugly pictures?"

"Who knew you could actually send me Xu Qin's face, it's so interesting!"

"It's just that it's a pity that you can't even understand what Xu Qin cares about the most, and you still want to pretend to be Xu Qin, which is a failure."

After Qiao Wan finished replying, she really didn't bother to pay attention to the liar on the other side this time, so she directly blocked the number and threw the phone aside.

Xu Qin's face completely darkened, damn, this couple is poisonous, isn't it!
He just wanted to vent his emotions by doing some bad things, but he was tricked the other way around and called a fool?
He is a fool?
Xu Qin's complexion changed just like his palette.

It seems that he really lost this time. The couple Song Yanshu and Qiao Wan are simply amazing!

Xu Qin gave up slandering Song Yanshu, and wanted to tell Qiao Wan that he would know if what he said was true when he got back.

As a result, I saw the red exclamation mark, and I was speechless.

Forget it, he put the phone in his pocket, put his hands on the edge of the window glass, and pressed his temples with his hands.

Today is really a day for him to collapse.

The road leading to the base has been discovered, and it's fine if the bridge is blown up. It's still like this now. It's really messed up. He needs to close his eyes and take a good rest.

"Uncle, I want to eat." The little girl suddenly spoke again: "You said you would take me to eat."

When the little girl said this, Xu Qin thought that this uncle was called Song Yanshu, and was just about to gloat over his misfortune and turn around to mock Song Yanshu for being called old.

Then he found that the little girl had already got off Song Yanshu's lap, hugging the back of the driver's seat anxiously, her big eyes flickering at him.

"You, are you calling me?" Xu Qin couldn't believe it.

What just happened?
Why did the little girl suddenly stop clinging to Song Yanshu, and immediately turn to clinging to him?

No, the point shouldn't be that he looks similar to Sending Song Yanshu, and his appearance is also similar. She called Song Yanshu and called her brother, why did she call him uncle?

Does he look old?

Xu Qin's face was not very good-looking, the little girl seemed to notice the dissatisfaction on Xu Qin's expression, and retreated a little.

"Uncle doesn't want to take me to dinner..." The little girl felt aggrieved when she said this.

How could Xu Qin miss this good opportunity to please the little girl?

Even if he is old by being called uncle, he still cherishes it!

"What happened? Uncle said he would take you to dinner. Come here now. I'll carry you to the front. You can choose the restaurant yourself, okay?" Xu Qin said, reaching out to the little girl. hands.

The little princess stretched out her hand to hug Xu Qin very naturally, and was immediately hugged by Xu Qin.

"Okay, let's see what you want to eat. You can choose a restaurant and we will eat." Xu Qin said, turning his head to look at the restaurants beside the road.

The little princess looked at various restaurants passing by along the way, and suddenly saw a very beautifully lit purple massage and club, pointing to it and going there.

"I'm going to have dinner there!" The little princess was very excited.

Xu Qin glanced at the direction the little girl was pointing at, and almost vomited blood.

Massage, clubhouse, dinner?
Did you make a mistake!

"Ah, I'm going to eat there, I'm going to eat there, I'm going to eat there!" The little princess suddenly yelled and made a fuss.

Both Xu Qin and Song Yanshu couldn't stand the little girl calling that.

And it's not good for her to cry like this, she didn't know that she thought it was bad for them to kidnap and traffic people, so she hurriedly asked the driver to back up and go back.

"Okay, okay, let's go to that restaurant for dinner, let's go, don't make a fuss, your health will be bad if you make a fuss." Xu Qin was really helpless, coaxing this little girl very patiently.

Song Yanshu made sarcastic remarks from behind.

"Going to a massage or eating at the clubhouse? Thank you for thinking it out. If this girl's parents find out, let's see how many lives you have for them to smoke."

Xu Qin gritted his teeth and stared at Song Yanshu.

Could he be any more unlucky today?

Obviously he thought that he had just changed his luck, and this little princess started to cling to her. It turned out that this was all a routine.

If I had known him earlier, I wouldn't have asked this little girl what she wanted to eat, and I would have settled down by myself. Now this tragedy, what should I do?
Go tell the massage girls inside not to massage, and cook for them?
joke!

People in the family may think that he has something wrong with his brain, so he doesn't eat in so many shops, but asks them to cook.

"I'm hungry, I want to eat." The little girl saw that the car had returned to the front of this beautiful shop, she became quiet and stopped making noise.

Xu Qin sighed, opened the car door and took the little girl out of the car.

"You see, this restaurant is closed, and there is no one in it. See, if you want to eat, let's go to the open restaurant next door, okay?"

The little girl shook her head decisively.

"You can't eat if no one cooks for you here. Be obedient and go to another restaurant with your brother, okay? Look at the restaurant over there with a lovely waitress, let's go there? She will give you Balloons."

Xu Qin actually doesn't know how to coax children, but he has seen others coax him, so he said so in a learned way.

There's no way, if I can't persuade this little girl to agree to take this little girl to another restaurant, I'm afraid there will be trouble again.