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"Jiuxian Taoist explained the first step of Qiongwei's training in detail, which really surprised Qiongwei. What is the reason! This step is not to practice any advanced martial arts, but to practice drinking first. "child!Do you know what is the most critical basic skill to practice the Jiuxian cheats? "Jiuxian Daoist asked.

"It must be inseparable from the word wine, Jiuxianmen, Jiuxianmen? How can we leave this wine!" Qiong Wei replied subconsciously.

"That's right! So if you want to learn our own martial arts, you must start with drinking here." The Taoist pointed out the content to be learned.

Qiongwei also felt it was very funny, this is not bad, other martial arts practice starts with practicing internal and external martial arts hard, this one is not bad, they don't learn anything at the beginning, but they come to drink first.As she thought about it, the expression on her face brought out that sense of doubt.

The Taoist nun also sensed her thoughts through her expression, "Son! You have great potential! I also hope to pass on the position of the future head to you! However, if the head wants to convince the public, he has to rely on his ability to speak , Do you feel that the practice of this step is a bit funny!

This is also an excusable thing, after all, you don't know our sect very well.The drinking I am talking about is not ordinary drinking. It is definitely not like ordinary people who have been working hard all day, fry a few delicious side dishes, and have a sip of wine and vegetables. It is to practice the ability to accumulate alcohol.All the moves of our sect are inseparable from this alcohol smell, therefore, you are now in the reserve stage.

You are born with a good drinking capacity, which has laid a solid foundation for your future skill attainments.This accumulation of alcohol is of course related to drinking.You and come with me! "The Taoist nun took Qiongwei out of the Jiuxian Gate and walked towards the huge pond surrounded by mountains and rocks not far away. Before reaching it, there was the smell of wine, which made people stop and be intoxicated.

Qiongwei was searching for the source and provenance of the wine in incredible ways.But I saw a Taoist priest with a flushed face, a distilled nose, a Taoist robe, a high bun, and a long beard, lying on his side by the pond as drunk as mud, drinking water from the pond with a pottery sea bowl!While drinking, he muttered in his mouth:

A pond of fine wine refreshes my heart,

I would like to lie drunk in the beautiful scenery.

Looking at the pond day after day,

Forge a good relationship year after year.

Drunken and dreaming of death green bushes,
Guanghan Yaotai does not change.

There is wine today, sleep today,
The mortal world disturbs and throws away hatred.

With one heart and one mind,

Stealth cultivation wants to become a fairy.

Desire to meet with God,
Go to heaven to talk with each other.

The drunk Taoist was arrogant and free and easy while reciting poems while drinking, feeling very happy. Although this poem was made up by him, there was neither confrontation nor levelness at all, but the content was so free and easy and unrestrained, which made people feel a little bit I envy this kind of romantic and free and easy leisure life. It is hard to imagine that life can be so unrestrained, so natural, so comfortable, so free, forget the troubles of the world, and only seek the beauty of the mountains and the jungle and the present. The wine is enough.

Qiongwei asked curiously: "Master! This person is so free and easy, could it be that he is a world-class expert?"

The Taoist nun smiled, "Actually, I also envy his life like this. He lived his life drunk and dreamed of death, without any worries and complaints, and lived his life in this beautiful mountain and wild scenery. He is not some extraordinary person, but just a pond watcher in my Jiuxianmen. "

"The pond watcher? Does this pond still need someone to take care of it?" Qiongwei asked a little puzzled.

The nun couldn't help but smiled, "Silly boy! Can you see the shadow of the fish in this pond?"

After Qiongwei heard it, Fang suddenly realized, yes!It is so strange that there is not even a single fish in this large pond!Moreover, the color of the water was not transparent, but a little yellowish. She subconsciously dipped her hands into the water, but felt a little sticky.Putting his nose down and sniffing, there was a strong aroma of wine, and he realized that the water in the pond was not clear water, but high-quality aged jade wine.The drunken Taoist priest turned out to be just a person who took care of the wine pond, and even the person who took care of the wine pond was so free and easy, it can be seen that this Jiuxianmen is indeed a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger.

Thinking about this errand is not bad, you can drink this mellow wine all the time.It's a wonderful thing.

"Son! Don't underestimate this drunk Taoist priest. His alcohol capacity is one of the best in the Jiuxian sect. Because he is here to take care of the wine pond every day, everyone gave him the nickname Taoist priest guarding the pond. He has a large capacity for alcohol, apart from his natural talent, if he stays in this wine pond every day, he can drink freely every day near the water. As time goes by, his capacity for alcohol will naturally increase a lot.

This person is bohemian, extremely arrogant, ignorant of worldly affairs, and dislikes intrigue and deceit, so he can only enjoy the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, and stay with this wine pond all day long, because he seldom contacts with people, over time, he has become withdrawn and stubborn character.

This makes it somewhat incompatible with the disciples of the Jiuxianmen.Everyone doesn't like to deal with him, and even thinks he is a weird person.However, the Taoist priest who guards the pond is really dedicated to the work of guarding the pond. As the head of the sect, you must take a comprehensive look at the strengths and weaknesses of your disciples. It has its own characteristics, and it is necessary to employ people who maximize their strengths and avoid weaknesses!

Being the head is actually a very worrying thing, I actually quite envy him.Drink here so carefree every day, you will be the master in the future.With great responsibilities, one must first be convincing.Now the first big test before you has appeared, and that is to convince the Taoist Priest Shoutang Zui first, and you must do everything possible to convince him.

I know this is really difficult for you.This is also to improve your ability in all aspects, not just martial arts. As the saying goes, if the heavens will send a great mission to the people, you must first work hard on your mind, work your muscles and bones, starve your body, and empty your body. mess up what he does.I feel like I shouldn't be able to stop you!Hope you are doing well! "The nun explained in detail the task of the first step of training.

After Qiongwei heard this, a question arose in her mind, "Master! Didn't you say that the first step in practicing kung fu is to drink alcohol? How did it turn out that I convinced this drunk Taoist again?"

The nun smiled slightly, "As soon as you get in touch with her, you will know that these two statements are actually the same thing. This drunk Taoist is actually laying a solid foundation for you to lay a solid foundation for your basic skills, and it is also for the future. Create the conditions to the extreme. I hope you will seize the opportunity and take the drunk Taoist kung fu as your own and use it for you."

After hearing this, Qiongwei finally understood Taoist nun's intention, it turned out that she wanted to learn kung fu from that drunken Taoist priest.After saying that, the Taoist nun left in a huff.

The drunken Taoist still drank with gusto, he didn't seem to care too much about whether there were people around him, as if he was isolated from the world, and he was not interested in the behavior of the people around him at all.

Qiongwei knew in her heart that this drunken Taoist priest was used to being alone here, and the reason no one came into contact with him must be because of his weird temper. She knew in her heart that the more such a person, the more capable he was, so she stepped forward He greeted him very politely, "Senior! I am the new disciple of Taoist Jiuxian. My name is Qiongwei. The master asked me to come here to learn skills from the senior. I also hope that the senior can teach me everything without reservation. The junior will definitely be grateful." .”

As Qiongwei expected, the drunk Taoist priest was as deaf, even without lifting his eyelids, he should still be drinking and reciting the doggerel plausibly.

Instead, she left Qiongwei there.If it was someone else, I would have gone back to the Taoist nun for an argument. This drunk Taoist priest is too arrogant and unreasonable. He doesn’t even have a word.

However, Qiongwei did not do this, she suffered countless hardships since she was a child, and it was nothing at all to be looked down upon.She knew that as long as the drunk Taoist felt her sincerity, he would understand.Seeing him pouring bowls of fine wine from the pond, Qiongwei also took out the wine fairy gourd and poured it into the pond to pour wine, who knows that this action is not a big deal.

The drunk Taoist jumped up as if being electrocuted, and shouted loudly: "You baby, you really don't know what to do! Didn't you see that there is a big living person next to you? Who told you to steal wine from this pond? Don’t you know my name? Don’t you know what I do here? Without my consent, who told you to steal wine from this pond?”

Qiong Wei was secretly happy, the drunken Taoist priest finally spoke, and she had planned very well, first she had to force him to speak, as long as he was willing to speak, the success was more than half, and she was afraid that he would not speak.

Qiongwei shook her head deliberately, pretending not to know that he was number one, which made the drunk Taoist's beard stick up so much.The already red face was even more rosy by this anger.

He looked angrily at the flowery and jade-like, charming woman in front of him, "Baby! There are still people in this Jiuxian sect who don't know my reputation, listen to me! I am the number one martial artist in this Jiuxian sect!" Characters, the one who was given the nickname Shoutang Drunken Taoist. Let me tell you! This wine pond is guarded by me! You must get my permission to drink from the pond, and besides, you girl come here What kind of trouble are you making! How can you have that guy who bears wine?" There was obviously a tone of contempt and contempt in the words.

Qiong Wei didn't care too much about what he said, but she felt that the drunk Taoist was a little fond of boasting and talking big.She knew in her heart that the reason why he was like this was actually because he was not confident in his own kung fu in his bones. This couldn't be more obvious, but Taoist nun had never said such words.People with such high kung fu have never said such a thing.Therefore, this drunk Taoist priest is obviously not confident, and such a person must most hope that others will praise him well.

Thinking of Qiong Wei, she pretended to be surprised and said: "Should I just say it? The senior has a strong personality and extraordinary conversation. He must be a peerless master. It turns out that my guess is true! You are the famous Shoutang Zui!" Taoist priest! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”

As expected by Qiongwei, the drunken Taoist priest was very useful for this speech, he said triumphantly: "Forget that you are smart! Did you know just now, why did I ignore you when you talked to me?" ?”

Qiongwei was full of doubts, so she wanted to hear what the drunk Taoist had to say. "