The hero of the female supporting role in fast time travel is highly poisonous

After all, he is not a human, but a thousand-year-old monster. Although his cultivation method is not very useful to me, it is possible for me to gain some useful things.
After all, he has lived in the world for thousands of years longer than me, and his cultivation method must be different. Maybe the road leads to the same goal, and they all have something in common in the end of cultivation.
Suddenly, I yelled "ah", and then I heard the sound of clicking, and I fell to the ground on my back, how embarrassing it was!
I looked at the pile of wood under me in disbelief, and my face was full of astonishment: This stool I just bought was broken by me just like that?This is too unreliable, right?
The current merchants are simply swindling and abducting. They even cut corners on the stools. Fortunately, I am just an ordinary girl. If a pregnant woman sits on it, will the child in the stomach still survive?
I stood up all of a sudden, kicked down on the stool, and secretly cursed the businessman who made stools and sold them, it was so deceitful.

In the past, I just heard that there are all kinds of scams and fakes sold online, but I didn’t expect that even the stools I bought in the store downstairs would have this kind of problem. I will never go to his house to buy anything again, even if it’s a detour If you go a little further, you should also buy real goods at a fair price, at least they won’t break down just a few days after you buy them, and throw me into a big somersault!
I kicked the rotten wood a few times before I came back to my senses. Xie Yan was still practicing on the sidelines. Why are you laughing at me!
It's okay if you don't look at it, but after looking at it, I realized that Xie Yan opened one eye and secretly looked at me. Seeing me suddenly looking at him, he immediately wanted to close his eyes, but it was already too late.
Xie Yan knew that I had found him peeping, so he simply laughed, opened his eyes and looked at me and said, "What's wrong? Why did you lose your temper again? Why did I hear a loud noise just now? I wonder what's going on? Something hit the ground, shaking the ground? What is it? Can anyone tell me?"
I gave him a blank look, and said angrily: "It's all you. If you weren't in front of me, I would be angry. How could I break this stool? No, I didn't break this stool. I didn't know what was there just now. You broke this stool, is there something dirty in the house? Xie Yan, hurry up and see if there are any other ghosts in the house, and if there are any, give me a good beating!"
Xie Yan laughed loudly and said, "How is it possible? Are you joking? With me, a thousand-year-old fairy sitting in the house, and you, a great mage, how could those ghosts dare to make trouble? I think it was you who made the noise just now Right? You seem to have fallen just now? Are you injured?"
I curled my lips and said, "It's just a fall, how could it hurt me? If my body is so weak, even if I don't have contact with ghosts all day long, I'm afraid I would have become a ghost by now. "
Xie Yan laughed and said: "What are you talking about? Your ability to cast spells is not necessarily related to your body. No matter how poor your body is, you can still become a powerful mage if you practice spells diligently. But you How could the stool be broken just now? I remember that the stool was bought just before, and it seems that it has not been sat on, so how could it break so easily?"
I blushed when I heard this, and said, "Who said it was me who broke it? Obviously you didn't know what kind of sorcery you used just now, so my stool was broken. Say, tell me the truth, did you just break it?" What sorcery did you perform?"
Xie Yan shook his head repeatedly, but there was no panic on his face. Instead, he looked at me calmly, smiled and said, "Even if you want to blame me, you must find some reasonable excuses, right? I am obviously sitting on this cold jade bed, so how could I have cast some evil spells without your eyes? Besides, we came back together, so even if I wanted to devise some pranks, there would be no chance at all."
After finishing speaking, Xie Yan suddenly pointed at me with his index finger, and then said with a smirk on his face: "Oh, I understand, it must be you just now, when you were in Jiujiang these few days, Jiang Qinqin's parents and Liu Donghua's parents treated you That’s good, I’ll feed you delicious and delicious food all day, it must be because you’ve gotten fat, so you broke the stool when you sat down just now, right?”
Hearing this, I couldn't help feeling ashamed and annoyed, my face was hot. Thinking of the scene just now, I couldn't help but feel a little strange. Could it be that I was too heavy, which caused the stool to be damaged by me?
Thinking back to when I was in Jiujiang before, Jiang Qinqin’s parents and Liu Donghua’s parents were really very kind to me. They bought good wine and good food to entertain me every day. Parents' advice, I ate a little more than usual, but it can't be so obvious, right?
Even if a big man sits on this stool, it is impossible to easily break this stool, right?What's more, I am not fat. Even if I eat too much and become fatter these days, it is impossible for me to gain so much weight. I can easily break the stool, right?
It's just that the stool just broke down without warning, and there's really no other reason to explain it other than being broken by me.
I can't help being a little annoyed, if it's true that I'm too fat, then it's a very serious problem, if one day when I go out to deal with supernatural things, because I'm too fat and it affects the business, then it's too inappropriate .
Besides, if I'm too fat, I'm afraid it will also affect Xie Yan's opinion of me. If he doesn't like me because he is too fat, or likes another girl with a good figure, what should I do?
No, Xie Yan won't fall in love with other girls, besides, Xie Yan is already married to me, even if he wants to change his mind and like another girl, it's impossible for him to be with me forever. This is a preordained thing.
But even if Xie Yan won't change his mind, I can't allow myself to keep getting fat like this because of this. It is said that fat people are short-lived, shorter than those with normal body, at least ten years less!
I don't want to go to see Hades at a young age. I have met him several times before. That guy is not easy to mess with. If I can see him later, I will definitely not go early.
Xie Yan seemed to see that I was preoccupied, and said with a smile: "What are you thinking about? I have never seen you so worried about one thing before. Is it because I said you are fat? Don't worry, no matter how fat you are , I will never leave you, don’t you remember Concubine Yang Guifei? Concubine Yang Guifei can be said to be very fat, but she is still the number one beauty in the Tang Dynasty, and at that time in the Tang Dynasty she even regarded fat as beauty !Maybe if you are fat to a certain level, you may also lead to a fashion trend and make the whole world regard fat as beautiful again?"
I rolled his eyes at him when I heard the words, and said angrily: "Fat is beautiful? Thank you for thinking it out! Even if the Tang Dynasty regarded fat as beautiful, it was only the Tang Dynasty. Now it is not the ancient times. Modern society pays attention to more The thinner you are, the more beautiful you are! You haven’t seen so many beauties on the street who are as thin as monkeys, with such thin waists that I can hold them with my hand!”
Xie Yan laughed, instead of arguing with me, he said: "Since you agree so much that being thin is beautiful, why don't you lose weight? If you can lose weight successfully, then you are also a skinny beauty."
I sneered and said, "Why should I lose weight? Didn't you just say that no matter whether I am fat or thin, you will never leave me? Why? Changed your mind so quickly?"
Xie Yan raised his hands in surrender and said, "Is it okay if I'm wrong? I won't say anything, you can look whatever you like. I've been overworked these days and I need to practice hard. When I'm done, I'll go out with you to find ways to lose weight." Methods."
After Xie Yan finished speaking, he sat down on the cold jade bed again and continued to practice, as if nothing happened at all.
But I was a little uneasy.Although I insisted that I am not fat just now, I still have some thoughts in my heart. If I can become thinner, maybe I will be more beautiful in Xie Yan's eyes.No girl would mind being more beautiful, and I am no exception.
It's just that when it comes to losing weight, I can't help but have some headaches.Nowadays, there are countless miraculous medicines and intestine-moisturizing teas in the society that promote the miraculous effect of weight loss, but there are not many of them that can achieve the effect, but most of them just want to cheat money.
Even if you ask those friends, you may not be able to find the real recipe for losing weight. Now all kinds of friends are not as pure as before. The former friends are just for chatting, talking, and bragging. Now friends are either for Show off how rich you are, or make friends just to achieve what you want, and it can be said that there are very few friends who really make friends without any purpose.
And in recent years, Huizhou merchants and the like are full of cheating acquaintances. After posting an advertisement in the circle of friends, if someone comes to ask, it is tantamount to being hooked. Sometimes you post a message in the circle of friends related to beauty, all kinds of beauty Huizhou merchants will come to your door. If you send a message about weight loss, those Huizhou merchants who are engaged in weight loss business will also come to your door. Those micro-businessmen will disappear without a trace, and even if you have the means to reach the sky, you can only cry without tears.
Before, a classmate of mine bought a bad-quality facial mask and wanted to return it to the wechat merchant, but the wechat merchant disappeared.
This classmate's family was not bad at first, but because the wechat merchant was an acquaintance, and the price she gave back was very cheap, so she became obsessed with expensive things for a while, and she also had the idea of ​​being greedy for small things, but she suffered a big loss for being greedy for small things.
In fact, it’s not that I have a prejudice against micro-businesses. The key is that micro-businesses are in the early stages of development, and various loopholes are really emerging one after another, so I don’t want to believe it at all.
However, I still went online to check some information about weight loss. Even if these materials may not be really available at that time, they can at least be used as a reference.
Although it is difficult to lose weight, and it may even rebound, I can't turn a blind eye and let my weight rise in a straight line, right?