dimensional gap

The home is not far away, a little fox is squatting behind the railing at the door, with its nine tails flicking.Its eyesight is very good, and it can see two people coming from a long distance.The little fox straightened up, snapped the lock of the gate with his paws, and opened the gate.

The two gradually approached, the little fox let out an excited cry, and then became a little dazed.It feels that this little male master seems to have grown stronger today?No, no, it must have become stronger, but it's just a little invisible on the surface.

Seeing the little fox coming out to greet her, Chen Mo'er was very happy. She picked up the little fox on the ground and rubbed it vigorously.Well, the little fox smells so good.Seeing that the lights were on in the house and there were some voices coming out, Chen Hao felt that something was wrong.

Opening the door, Chen Hao saw the way his old father and mother were cuddling each other watching TV.

"."what happened?Didn't it mean that you have something to do today and it's too late to pick up people?Chen Hao felt that he had been deceived, the kind he couldn't bear.But after thinking about it, I felt that today was really lucky. Fortunately, I went to pick up the person by myself, otherwise I am afraid that something will happen, and I am afraid that there will be a difference between yin and yang.

In other words, the corpses at the school were not cleaned up by themselves, so someone must come to the door tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, right?How should I explain myself then?Forget it, let it be.

"Yo, my son hits my daughter, I'm back, come over here, and watch your father and I go on TV." Chen Hao's old father was very excited, holding his wife in his right hand, sitting on the sofa watching TV.Chen Mo'er was a little surprised. She walked behind Chen's father and mother, and glanced at the TV.

"Oh, it's an extreme challenge." Chen Mo'er was a little surprised that her father actually went to participate in this kind of activity.Chen Hao also walked to the edge of the sofa and watched TV together.On the TV, the old man is nimble, jumping up and down and walking on the horizontal bar. He doesn't look like a 40-year-old man at all.In the extreme challenge, the customs clearance was easily completed, and a refrigerator was rewarded.

My old father is on drugs?Is it so fierce?Chen Hao was stunned. If he hadn't strengthened himself, he would definitely not be able to do it.

"This extreme challenge is really difficult. I almost couldn't pass it." The old father on the TV began to express his acceptance speech without blushing or panting.Watching the old father's customs clearance testimonials on TV, the old father sitting on the sofa started again: "Hey, it's not really difficult, I just want to give them face."

Don't talk about it, we've all seen it.

After talking about this, the old father felt that he was still not handsome enough, and he continued to express his opinion: "That is to say, I saw that the girl over there had a relatively big European style, so I went to play. Otherwise, how can a refrigerator satisfy my desire?"

Mother Chen: "???" Floating?
Chen Hao's stupid old father obviously found something wrong with the atmosphere, and immediately began to change the subject: "Hey, look, all the stories about me are over here, so let's have dinner next, ah, how about it?" The old father didn't care whether everyone agreed or disagreed, and based on the principle of the highest status of labor and management in the family, he shouted: "Xiao Haozi, serve!"

Chen Hao's face turned dark, and he gave Chen's mother a reassuring look. Chen Hao took his sister into the kitchen together.Chen's mother is very happy. Her son is not in vain. He is really obedient and sensible, which is very gratifying.

Father Chen glanced at Mother Chen from the corner of his eye, and found that the situation was not good: "Haohao, hurry up, I'm going to starve to death." But the kitchen didn't respond for a long time, and Father Chen panicked.
The screams came from the hall, and Chen Hao consciously covered his sister's ears.But Chen Mo'er didn't seem to be thinking about it. Chen Hao covered her ears with her hands, and she immediately blushed when she remembered what the old man on the side of the road said.

In an instant, the feeling Chen Hao's hand gave her changed, and she felt as if her face was being held by Chen Hao.

"What should I do? If my brother kisses me, will I be pregnant?" Chen Mo'er was a little flustered, her face was burning hot: "No, it can't be done, brother, I'm still young, and it will break down." Chen Mo'er closed her eyes and said nervously.

Well, the voice is not small.

There was no sound outside, and it was obvious that the two had stopped.Chen's father and Chen's mother poked their heads out at the kitchen door, just in time to see the picture of Chen Hao covering Chen Mo'er's ears with both hands, but, looking from their side, it looked more like Chen Hao holding Chen Mo'er's cheek and wanting to kiss her.

"Hao Hao, don't worry, you are not related by blood."

"Hao Hao, Mo'er is still young, how about waiting for her to grow up a bit?" Mother Chen added with a blushing face, saying that she felt that her son seemed to have grown a little stronger, and she didn't know if it was an illusion.

Chen Hao: "."

No, it's not what you think, listen to my explanation!Really, no matter how beastly I am, it is impossible for me to not let my sister go!And it's obviously her own wrong thinking, it really has nothing to do with me.

Wow, damn old pissing man, I know it must be your fault, please remember, next time I meet you, I will definitely make you into a pissing pill! !
Chen Hao felt that his reputation in this family might be ruined.What to do, is there any way to rescue it?
After reacting, Chen Mo'er also felt a burst of shame. Although she knew that she would be wrong, she was still too embarrassed to admit it, otherwise she would be too shameless as a girl.

"Hiss~" Chen Hao gasped as he looked at his younger sister who was calm on the surface. Sure enough, it is as natural for women at this age to learn to pretend as to learn to make up!Changed, you really changed, you superficial sister!Want to harm your brother and me?
But, my stupid sister, look, your brother I am more composed than you!

"How is it?" Chen Hao glanced at Chen's father and Chen's mother lightly. Not only did he not let go of his hands, but he pressed them hard a few times: "Is there any buzzing in your ears?"

Wow, damn bro, you still tease your cute little sister me?No, I must find my way back!Chen Mo'er began to display her acting skills as an actor.

"Brother, I thought about it, and I think the old man on the side of the road is right. Let's not hug each other on the side of the road in the future, okay?" Chen Mo'er turned her back to Chen's father and Chen's mother, so that they could not see Chen Mo'er's face.That's right, Chen Mo'er said some embarrassing words, but made an expression of letting herself go.

Chen's father and Chen's mother were shocked, had their daughter and son already developed to this point?As a parent, I don't know anything. Could it be that we care too little in our daily life?The two began to self-examine.

Mom, are you really my sister?By the way, it's you damn old man again, wow, I'm so pissed off, I'll make you into a pissing pill sooner or later! ! !But, my stupid sister, do you think I will surrender like this?Watch it, my last Jedi comeback!

"Well, that's it, it seems that you have grown up." Chen Hao's expression looked a little relieved at this time, and he was rarely ready to say a long sentence: "Stop sneaking into my room to play with me at night~ You know, you are already half an adult. Doing that kind of thing too much when you were young is not good for your health."

Lore!

Chen Mo'er is dumbfounded, is this what people say?No, my brother is not such a brother!Although Chen Mo'er was a little desperate, she still wanted to rescue her again.

"Ahem, it's almost done, let's bring out the dishes for dinner." Mother Chen couldn't stand it any longer.The two brothers and sisters fought like gods, but it was hard for the two of them who were watching.

ps. The quotation mark problem has been solved