i really have no magic
Chapter 5
Just when Dong Jiashui was playing out a drama in his heart, he was unyielding and fearless of death.
"Hey buddy, would you mind signing an autograph? You just had a great show!"
The man who pulled Dong Jiashui put the hat on his head and said softly.
Um?signed? ?I, Dong Jiashui, also have fans? ! !
Dong Jiashui secretly breathed a sigh of relief,
But I feel that the voice of the brother in front of me sounds a little weird...
Without paying too much attention, he took the pen and paper with a dazed expression, without looking at it carefully, and wrote three words Dong Jiashui on a relatively long horizontal line.
The handwriting is normal and wild, and the surname is completely invisible, but the first name can be roughly distinguished.
Dong Jiashui, who was intoxicated with himself, had not had time to reflect on his first signature.The thing in his hand was taken away by that person.
Dong Jiashui is even more confused?I won't let me read my own signature? ?
But because you are my first fan, I don't care about you.
Don't be angry, I'm not angry, anger is the devil.
"Then... the signature is over, can you let me go? I still have something urgent to do."
Dong Jiashui always felt that something was wrong and was anxious to leave.
"I'm afraid...you won't be able to leave!"
The man in front of him pressed his hat again. Although he didn't look very strong, he put inexplicable pressure on Dong Jiashui.
A hand quietly reached into the pocket, opened the system warehouse, found an arm strength device, and held one end of the arm strength device.But I didn't take them all out, in case something went wrong, at least I could resist.We are not the ones to compromise so easily!
Although this arm strength machine has not been used a few times since I bought it, it is quite handy now that I am weighing it.It just doesn't feel good to take it out...
"What do you want to do!" Dong Jiashui slowly arched his body, posing in the most suitable posture.
"Look for yourself!" Now the voice changed, was it a girl? !Female fans? !
so exciting?
wrong…
Dong Jiashui looked at the paper in the hand of the "female fan" in front of him,
Well, it's my handsome signature.
Take a closer look, there are a few rows of small characters written on the top of the paper...
"Application for joining the Magic Club?!"
Dong Jiashui was stunned. This was a contract of betrayal!
Staring at this hand-signed "Deed of Sale", he felt like rushing over to snatch it. After all, this "female fan" in front of him was immoral, so how could he be deceived.
As if she noticed her gaze, the female classmate in front of her quickly picked up her phone, took a picture of the "Deed of Sale", and put it away again.
"Classmate Dong Jiashui, please don't lie! I went through all kinds of hardships to find you." It seemed that because he had firmly grasped Dong Jiashui's "handle", he crossed his hands in front of him and faced Dong Jiashui teased.
"I don't know how to do magic tricks! Going to the magic club to drag you down?"
Dong Jiashui said without blushing.
"The owner of a magic prop shop can't do magic? Dong Jiashui, do you believe it?" The girl acted like I believe you.
"I believe it!" Dong Jiashui said without hesitation.
"Then take a look at this." The girl took out another tablet from her bag, and after some operations, handed the tablet to Dong Jiashui.
I took the tablet and looked at the person in the video on the tablet as if he was "eating a wine bottle." Although he couldn't see his face clearly, it must have been processed.However, needless to say, this person is me... There are 6+ likes next to the video...
I looked again... The author of the video, ah, is the person in front of me.
Co-authoring, I became the hero in your video for free, and you still come to cheat me?
You little old girl is so evil and hateful.
"Are you following me??" Dong Jiashui said in disbelief.If we don't have any cash, and if we don't reveal our wealth, what are you doing with me?Do you know I'm going to do something? ?
"Who is following you, I just happen to be working in that store." The female classmate seemed to know that Dong Jiashui was going to ask this question, and replied casually.
Swipe on the tablet again to switch to the previous video.
Dong Jiashui looked at the tablet, and his heart was racing.
He also said he didn't follow me!The operation I played at the breakfast shop was also passed on.Haven't coded yet, have you agreed with me?Do you know about portrait rights?Although we don't know much about...
"Are you sure you didn't follow me? This can be photographed! Besides, you also know that I have a store!" Dong Jiashui's face was full of being deceived.
"Who wants to follow you! I just saw you when I was picking up the courier, and I wanted to come over to say hello and discuss the video. But when I turned around after picking up the courier, you were already gone."
With that said, he took out a small courier box from his bag,
"Then I wanted to see so many people on the street, so I went over to see what happened. Whoever thought about it, I ran into you again, and I took a picture of it."
"Then after you left, I wanted to follow you, but there were too many people, so I didn't squeeze through. I finally got rid of the crowd, and you walked away again. Seeing that you opened the store with the key, I guessed that The store is probably yours.
You have to return the car anyway, I have a feeling you'll be back soon.I simply waited next to the bun shop.I didn't expect you to come so soon. "
Seeing the girl in front of him balabala talking about the whole operation, Dong Jiashui was dumbfounded.This is too beautiful!
Fairy, do you know how to tell fortunes?Why did you encounter the operation that I only played twice? ?
"Since you have signed the application form, the video issue will be resolved, and it will be used as a publicity for the magic club. Anyway, recruiting is about to start. I don't have to worry about it so much."
He waved his hand and prepared to go back.After all, it has been delayed for a long time.
"It's not a monster. Who asked you to sign a piece of paper, and you signed it without saying a word, and you were happy. I'll take it as you readily accept it. Remember to go to the school's activity center to help with work tomorrow." .”
Thinking of getting a coolie and not having to work hard to move tables and chairs, the girl was so happy.
I'll go, don't bring such a trap.
At this time, Dong Jiashui wished to drag out the self at the time of signing, and have a good meal.Let you not take a good look, let you not take a good look.
He watched the girl leave helplessly.What are you talking about revenge on her?Just think about it, people in this world are still very enthusiastic.
Girls are always the weak side, and the unlucky ones are always only themselves.
Whoever makes me owe it is no wonder that they... forcibly explain it.
However, although I couldn’t take the initiative to withdraw from the company, I wrote an application after all...
But we can find a way to let her drive us out.
That's fine!
We have to plan well!
During Dong Jiashui's ideological struggle, the girl had already left.
……
Accompanied by the system prompt:
"On the ninth day of signing in, miracle points +1, cumulative: miracle points: 3."
Um?Why is there no reward.The nine numbers are pretty good.
Forget it, lie down again.
The thought of having to do hard work in the afternoon made me feel exhausted.
Yesterday afternoon, Dong Jiashui went back to the shop again.After confirming that everything was locked, I went back to the dormitory.Living alone outside is a bit deserted, but the dormitory is more comfortable.
As soon as I closed and opened my eyes, it was already noon. I reluctantly got up from the bed to wash up, and then went to the canteen to have a quick meal. If we were not full or hungry, who would let us be poor.
Although it was still early, Dong Jiashui still wanted to visit the activity center early.
The habit developed over the years, since the agreement is made, even if you are reluctant, you can't let others wait for you.
I saw the signboard of the Magic Club from a distance, and surrounded it.
"Hello classmate, let's find out about the Magic Club."
A skinny boy came out from inside and entertained Dong Jiashui.
I saw the man suddenly grasped the air, a thin green stick appeared in his hand, and he held it with both hands again, swaying it, and a red rose appeared in front of Dong Jiashui...
Dong Jiashui was startled by this wave of operations, suddenly a man made a rose in front of him...
To match his performance or turn a blind eye...
To be honest, the male student's technique is quite skillful.However, in Dong Jiashui's view, there are still a lot of loopholes. I don't know whether to point it out to him, and I am a little afraid of hurting him.
Just as Dong Jiashui froze in place,
Another voice came from within,
"Ah Shui, you are here, go and help move things. Tang Jinji, don't show off in front of others, you three-legged cat, he is much better than you." It was the figure who made him unable to take a nap. Although the culprit had only met once, Dong Jiashui recognized him even after turning into ashes!
"Well...what's your name, I forgot to ask yesterday."
Only then did Dong Jiashui remember that he didn't even know his name.
"Jiang Yan." The girl stretched out her hand, but immediately took it back before Dong Jiashui could react to hold it. "I would like to introduce you to a big boss, Dong Jiashui! I know he can blow bottles and turn money into money. Find out the rest yourself." He walked out without looking back, not knowing where to go...
As soon as Jiang Yan left, Tang Jinji surrounded him again just now.
"Dong Jiashui, ah no, brother Shui. You can drink, and you can blow bottles. Next time we have a drink together, I can drink two catties of white." The hand unconsciously rested on Dong Jiashui's shoulder, letting Dong Jiashui felt a little uncomfortable... Who made the classmate Tang in front of me look a bit feminine...
"Come on, Xiao Tang, didn't you see the magic voice the president made yesterday? I guess the male protagonist is this Brother Shui. You can drink two kilograms of white wine, but Brother Shui can swallow a bottle. I guess his alcohol capacity is not that bad. Where are you? With your small body, I guess I can't compare. Hello, Brother Shui, I'm Zhou Zhihong. Just call me Xiao Zhou." Another person came out from inside.
This magic club still respects strength? ?Interesting.
Hearing this, Dong Jiashui hastily waved his hand modestly,
"It's all tricks, tricks. Keep a low profile. Hello Zhihong."
"Brother Shui, you are also here for President Jiang? To tell you the truth, President Jiang is still the social flower of our magic club!" Tang Jinji whispered into Dong Jiashui's ear.
"Social flowers? There are other girls in this magic club! Why haven't you seen them?" There are other girls in this magic club. Dong Jiashui suddenly became interested. It's hard.
"Brother Shui, what are you thinking? This magic club is only Jiang Yan, and the president Jiang is a girl. Of course it is the club flower. As for why it is not a class flower or a school flower... Who is more boring than this."
Dong Jiashui looked at Tang Jinji who was sobbing next to him with disdain...a little like kicking him.
"Is there anyone else? It's not just us!" Dong Jiashui always had a feeling...
"Brother Shui, how do you know?"
I'm going...really...
"Hey buddy, would you mind signing an autograph? You just had a great show!"
The man who pulled Dong Jiashui put the hat on his head and said softly.
Um?signed? ?I, Dong Jiashui, also have fans? ! !
Dong Jiashui secretly breathed a sigh of relief,
But I feel that the voice of the brother in front of me sounds a little weird...
Without paying too much attention, he took the pen and paper with a dazed expression, without looking at it carefully, and wrote three words Dong Jiashui on a relatively long horizontal line.
The handwriting is normal and wild, and the surname is completely invisible, but the first name can be roughly distinguished.
Dong Jiashui, who was intoxicated with himself, had not had time to reflect on his first signature.The thing in his hand was taken away by that person.
Dong Jiashui is even more confused?I won't let me read my own signature? ?
But because you are my first fan, I don't care about you.
Don't be angry, I'm not angry, anger is the devil.
"Then... the signature is over, can you let me go? I still have something urgent to do."
Dong Jiashui always felt that something was wrong and was anxious to leave.
"I'm afraid...you won't be able to leave!"
The man in front of him pressed his hat again. Although he didn't look very strong, he put inexplicable pressure on Dong Jiashui.
A hand quietly reached into the pocket, opened the system warehouse, found an arm strength device, and held one end of the arm strength device.But I didn't take them all out, in case something went wrong, at least I could resist.We are not the ones to compromise so easily!
Although this arm strength machine has not been used a few times since I bought it, it is quite handy now that I am weighing it.It just doesn't feel good to take it out...
"What do you want to do!" Dong Jiashui slowly arched his body, posing in the most suitable posture.
"Look for yourself!" Now the voice changed, was it a girl? !Female fans? !
so exciting?
wrong…
Dong Jiashui looked at the paper in the hand of the "female fan" in front of him,
Well, it's my handsome signature.
Take a closer look, there are a few rows of small characters written on the top of the paper...
"Application for joining the Magic Club?!"
Dong Jiashui was stunned. This was a contract of betrayal!
Staring at this hand-signed "Deed of Sale", he felt like rushing over to snatch it. After all, this "female fan" in front of him was immoral, so how could he be deceived.
As if she noticed her gaze, the female classmate in front of her quickly picked up her phone, took a picture of the "Deed of Sale", and put it away again.
"Classmate Dong Jiashui, please don't lie! I went through all kinds of hardships to find you." It seemed that because he had firmly grasped Dong Jiashui's "handle", he crossed his hands in front of him and faced Dong Jiashui teased.
"I don't know how to do magic tricks! Going to the magic club to drag you down?"
Dong Jiashui said without blushing.
"The owner of a magic prop shop can't do magic? Dong Jiashui, do you believe it?" The girl acted like I believe you.
"I believe it!" Dong Jiashui said without hesitation.
"Then take a look at this." The girl took out another tablet from her bag, and after some operations, handed the tablet to Dong Jiashui.
I took the tablet and looked at the person in the video on the tablet as if he was "eating a wine bottle." Although he couldn't see his face clearly, it must have been processed.However, needless to say, this person is me... There are 6+ likes next to the video...
I looked again... The author of the video, ah, is the person in front of me.
Co-authoring, I became the hero in your video for free, and you still come to cheat me?
You little old girl is so evil and hateful.
"Are you following me??" Dong Jiashui said in disbelief.If we don't have any cash, and if we don't reveal our wealth, what are you doing with me?Do you know I'm going to do something? ?
"Who is following you, I just happen to be working in that store." The female classmate seemed to know that Dong Jiashui was going to ask this question, and replied casually.
Swipe on the tablet again to switch to the previous video.
Dong Jiashui looked at the tablet, and his heart was racing.
He also said he didn't follow me!The operation I played at the breakfast shop was also passed on.Haven't coded yet, have you agreed with me?Do you know about portrait rights?Although we don't know much about...
"Are you sure you didn't follow me? This can be photographed! Besides, you also know that I have a store!" Dong Jiashui's face was full of being deceived.
"Who wants to follow you! I just saw you when I was picking up the courier, and I wanted to come over to say hello and discuss the video. But when I turned around after picking up the courier, you were already gone."
With that said, he took out a small courier box from his bag,
"Then I wanted to see so many people on the street, so I went over to see what happened. Whoever thought about it, I ran into you again, and I took a picture of it."
"Then after you left, I wanted to follow you, but there were too many people, so I didn't squeeze through. I finally got rid of the crowd, and you walked away again. Seeing that you opened the store with the key, I guessed that The store is probably yours.
You have to return the car anyway, I have a feeling you'll be back soon.I simply waited next to the bun shop.I didn't expect you to come so soon. "
Seeing the girl in front of him balabala talking about the whole operation, Dong Jiashui was dumbfounded.This is too beautiful!
Fairy, do you know how to tell fortunes?Why did you encounter the operation that I only played twice? ?
"Since you have signed the application form, the video issue will be resolved, and it will be used as a publicity for the magic club. Anyway, recruiting is about to start. I don't have to worry about it so much."
He waved his hand and prepared to go back.After all, it has been delayed for a long time.
"It's not a monster. Who asked you to sign a piece of paper, and you signed it without saying a word, and you were happy. I'll take it as you readily accept it. Remember to go to the school's activity center to help with work tomorrow." .”
Thinking of getting a coolie and not having to work hard to move tables and chairs, the girl was so happy.
I'll go, don't bring such a trap.
At this time, Dong Jiashui wished to drag out the self at the time of signing, and have a good meal.Let you not take a good look, let you not take a good look.
He watched the girl leave helplessly.What are you talking about revenge on her?Just think about it, people in this world are still very enthusiastic.
Girls are always the weak side, and the unlucky ones are always only themselves.
Whoever makes me owe it is no wonder that they... forcibly explain it.
However, although I couldn’t take the initiative to withdraw from the company, I wrote an application after all...
But we can find a way to let her drive us out.
That's fine!
We have to plan well!
During Dong Jiashui's ideological struggle, the girl had already left.
……
Accompanied by the system prompt:
"On the ninth day of signing in, miracle points +1, cumulative: miracle points: 3."
Um?Why is there no reward.The nine numbers are pretty good.
Forget it, lie down again.
The thought of having to do hard work in the afternoon made me feel exhausted.
Yesterday afternoon, Dong Jiashui went back to the shop again.After confirming that everything was locked, I went back to the dormitory.Living alone outside is a bit deserted, but the dormitory is more comfortable.
As soon as I closed and opened my eyes, it was already noon. I reluctantly got up from the bed to wash up, and then went to the canteen to have a quick meal. If we were not full or hungry, who would let us be poor.
Although it was still early, Dong Jiashui still wanted to visit the activity center early.
The habit developed over the years, since the agreement is made, even if you are reluctant, you can't let others wait for you.
I saw the signboard of the Magic Club from a distance, and surrounded it.
"Hello classmate, let's find out about the Magic Club."
A skinny boy came out from inside and entertained Dong Jiashui.
I saw the man suddenly grasped the air, a thin green stick appeared in his hand, and he held it with both hands again, swaying it, and a red rose appeared in front of Dong Jiashui...
Dong Jiashui was startled by this wave of operations, suddenly a man made a rose in front of him...
To match his performance or turn a blind eye...
To be honest, the male student's technique is quite skillful.However, in Dong Jiashui's view, there are still a lot of loopholes. I don't know whether to point it out to him, and I am a little afraid of hurting him.
Just as Dong Jiashui froze in place,
Another voice came from within,
"Ah Shui, you are here, go and help move things. Tang Jinji, don't show off in front of others, you three-legged cat, he is much better than you." It was the figure who made him unable to take a nap. Although the culprit had only met once, Dong Jiashui recognized him even after turning into ashes!
"Well...what's your name, I forgot to ask yesterday."
Only then did Dong Jiashui remember that he didn't even know his name.
"Jiang Yan." The girl stretched out her hand, but immediately took it back before Dong Jiashui could react to hold it. "I would like to introduce you to a big boss, Dong Jiashui! I know he can blow bottles and turn money into money. Find out the rest yourself." He walked out without looking back, not knowing where to go...
As soon as Jiang Yan left, Tang Jinji surrounded him again just now.
"Dong Jiashui, ah no, brother Shui. You can drink, and you can blow bottles. Next time we have a drink together, I can drink two catties of white." The hand unconsciously rested on Dong Jiashui's shoulder, letting Dong Jiashui felt a little uncomfortable... Who made the classmate Tang in front of me look a bit feminine...
"Come on, Xiao Tang, didn't you see the magic voice the president made yesterday? I guess the male protagonist is this Brother Shui. You can drink two kilograms of white wine, but Brother Shui can swallow a bottle. I guess his alcohol capacity is not that bad. Where are you? With your small body, I guess I can't compare. Hello, Brother Shui, I'm Zhou Zhihong. Just call me Xiao Zhou." Another person came out from inside.
This magic club still respects strength? ?Interesting.
Hearing this, Dong Jiashui hastily waved his hand modestly,
"It's all tricks, tricks. Keep a low profile. Hello Zhihong."
"Brother Shui, you are also here for President Jiang? To tell you the truth, President Jiang is still the social flower of our magic club!" Tang Jinji whispered into Dong Jiashui's ear.
"Social flowers? There are other girls in this magic club! Why haven't you seen them?" There are other girls in this magic club. Dong Jiashui suddenly became interested. It's hard.
"Brother Shui, what are you thinking? This magic club is only Jiang Yan, and the president Jiang is a girl. Of course it is the club flower. As for why it is not a class flower or a school flower... Who is more boring than this."
Dong Jiashui looked at Tang Jinji who was sobbing next to him with disdain...a little like kicking him.
"Is there anyone else? It's not just us!" Dong Jiashui always had a feeling...
"Brother Shui, how do you know?"
I'm going...really...
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