Comprehensive Talent Improvement System
Chapter 1 Strange Old Man
The sun, the sea, the beach, and of course, all kinds of beauties in bikinis are playing in the sea, with waves turning up from time to time.
Some beauties will walk past you from time to time, picking up a delicate and small shell, and some even apply sunscreen on the open space beside you and bask in the sun.
But for some men, this seems boring. The purpose of coming to the beach is of course to see beautiful women, otherwise what's the point of coming.Those are all the white meat floating in front of your eyes one by one!Do you think you can handle it?
"Huh? This one is on point, fair and beautiful with long legs, not bad, the one over there is also good, barely reaching 80 points! I said aunt, don't come out and wander around, you are blocking me from seeing beauties, That's right...it's just a little bit off like that, and I can see it if it's a little bit off."
And there is no doubt that such people are purely looking for beauties. The beauties who come and go see such people with colored eyes, and kindly give them the title "Diaosi."
Women are like this, they enjoy the attention of others, but they can't bear the wolf-like eyes of the people around them.Women are such strange creatures.
At this time, an old voice came to my ears, "I said young man, what are you doing?"
Feng Yan was "appreciating" looking at the beauty when he was interrupted by a sudden voice, he couldn't help but be puzzled.
Strange, why is there suddenly another person beside me?Just looked back.It turned out to be an old man.
His hair is gray, and he has a long white beard. He has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and has a bit of a fairy spirit, but looking down, the naked body, plus a standard flowery pants, no doubt the temperament just now is simply It was a complete mess.
"I said, old man, you're going to scare me to death! You walk so silently!" Feng Yan said angrily.
Feng Yan didn't know how the old man came here just now, he stood behind him as if he appeared out of thin air.Could it be a ghost?Then he hurriedly shook his head, no, there is no ghost in broad daylight, ghosts only come out at night, okay?It must be that I was a little fascinated by the beauty just now, so I didn't notice the old man, that must be the case.
The old man also laughed: "Aren't you still alive? Besides, you, a little doll, are fascinated by the beauty, so you didn't pay attention, and now you're still relying on me. You are so funny, little doll."
Feng Yan knew that he was in the wrong, but he couldn't lose in terms of momentum!He waved his hands grandly: "Forget it, look at you, you are older than my grandfather, I'm afraid I'll make you angry, so I won't hold grudges against you. Come on, don't delay me from seeing beautiful women." Then he turned his head and continued to look at the beauties on the beach, showing lewd expressions from time to time, not knowing what he was thinking about.
Looking at Feng Yan who looked like a brother pig, the old man smiled strangely, squatted down and gave Feng Yan a hard shudder.
Fengyan, who was watching carefully, was suddenly given a shudder. Anyone would be angry: "I said, old man, what are you going to do? I haven't said it yet. Seeing that you are older, I will let you go. You are like this How can people not know good from bad!"
Seeing that Feng Yan was angry, the old man was not happy anymore, and immediately said with a beard and stare: "Who told you to curse me to death just now? If you say that, I will rely on you."
After saying that, he immediately lay down, covering his chest and kept wailing: "Oh my God, the young guy beat the old man, is there anyone who can make the decision? He will die soon." As he fell down, he grabbed Fengyan's ankle. .Don't let Fengyan escape.
Fengyan suddenly felt dizzy after hearing this. He didn't expect a professional to come here today. If he had known about it before going out, he would have read the almanac.Feng Yan was still dealing with the old man while thinking.
"I rely on the old man, your occupation is not Pengci, right? It was fine just now, but now it's not working? Get your hands off me."
Feng Yan kept trying to break the old man's hand away, but no matter how Feng Yan moved, she couldn't break the old man's hand away with all her strength, instead her face turned red.I couldn't help but think, this old man practiced his kung fu specially in order to know how to touch porcelain!That is really dedicated!
And the old man was not idle at the moment, he was still yelling miserably: "Help! Come on! This man beat someone up and wanted to escape. Who is going to pity me, an old guy! It's unreasonable!" The miserable voice reached Jiu Xiao, this acting skill is amazing.
And such a crying and shouting voice did attract a lot of people, wanting to see what was going on. Apart from anything else, the Chinese people were absolutely inferior in gathering crowds to watch the excitement.After a while, people rushed over one after another.See what's going on.
Seeing that there were more and more people, Feng Yan felt that the matter was getting serious, and he said to the old man lying on the ground in a good voice: "Look, more and more people are coming, the ground is cold, let's get up and talk, how about it?" ?” Such a flattering look is disgusting.
The old man also stopped crying, and said with a sneer, "What did you do when you were so early? You still threaten me, an old man, and my weak heart has been indelibly wounded." Really the same.
This old man would be blind if he didn't go to Hollywood to act. He can definitely become an actor.But Fengyan didn't dare to say that.Seeing that more and more people were watching, the fake thing became true as the delay continued.
Still flatteringly smiled: "Old man, the trauma to my heart is not irreparable, so I apologize for my previous behavior, what do you think?"
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Of course you can make up if you want to make up for it. If you promise me one condition, I'll let you go."
"Okay, don't say one hundred." Feng Yan saw the old man let go, and immediately said boldly, no matter what, he will coax the old man first.
The old man showed a smirk: "That's good, then one hundred." At this moment, the old man seemed to have succeeded in a trick, and he was extremely happy.
Feng Yan wanted to slap himself right now, just agree to it, so what's the point.
"Do you agree?"
"I agree, of course I agree." What else can I do if I don't agree?Strangling the old man?Then you have to wait until the end to find a place where no one is there to start.
Seeing that Fengyan agreed, the old man kept his promise and let Fengyan go, stood up and patted the sand on his body.
And Fengyan couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief seeing the old man let go of his ankle, and quickly flattered the old man to pat the sand off his body.
But the crowd is not happy anymore, if there is a good excitement, it will be gone, what is going on!Displeased, Fa asked: "What were you doing just now, calling for someone and calling for help?"
Fengyan was in a hurry and said to the people eating melons: "This is my grandpa. It was a joke between the two of us just now. Don't take it off." He also poked the old man beside him.
The old man also immediately understood what Feng Yan meant, and quickly explained with a smile: "That's right, the one next to me is my grandson. We were playing here just now. I'm sorry everyone." He cupped his hands and expressed Feel sorry.
I don't know if it's Feng Yan's illusion, when the old man called the word "grandson" just now, it was extra heavy, as if he was deliberately taking advantage of himself.
Seeing that people on both sides said that, everyone immediately felt bored and left cursing.
Seeing everyone leave, Feng Yan's tight strings finally loosened completely.Breathing heavily.
But now only the old man and Feng Yan are left.
Some beauties will walk past you from time to time, picking up a delicate and small shell, and some even apply sunscreen on the open space beside you and bask in the sun.
But for some men, this seems boring. The purpose of coming to the beach is of course to see beautiful women, otherwise what's the point of coming.Those are all the white meat floating in front of your eyes one by one!Do you think you can handle it?
"Huh? This one is on point, fair and beautiful with long legs, not bad, the one over there is also good, barely reaching 80 points! I said aunt, don't come out and wander around, you are blocking me from seeing beauties, That's right...it's just a little bit off like that, and I can see it if it's a little bit off."
And there is no doubt that such people are purely looking for beauties. The beauties who come and go see such people with colored eyes, and kindly give them the title "Diaosi."
Women are like this, they enjoy the attention of others, but they can't bear the wolf-like eyes of the people around them.Women are such strange creatures.
At this time, an old voice came to my ears, "I said young man, what are you doing?"
Feng Yan was "appreciating" looking at the beauty when he was interrupted by a sudden voice, he couldn't help but be puzzled.
Strange, why is there suddenly another person beside me?Just looked back.It turned out to be an old man.
His hair is gray, and he has a long white beard. He has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and has a bit of a fairy spirit, but looking down, the naked body, plus a standard flowery pants, no doubt the temperament just now is simply It was a complete mess.
"I said, old man, you're going to scare me to death! You walk so silently!" Feng Yan said angrily.
Feng Yan didn't know how the old man came here just now, he stood behind him as if he appeared out of thin air.Could it be a ghost?Then he hurriedly shook his head, no, there is no ghost in broad daylight, ghosts only come out at night, okay?It must be that I was a little fascinated by the beauty just now, so I didn't notice the old man, that must be the case.
The old man also laughed: "Aren't you still alive? Besides, you, a little doll, are fascinated by the beauty, so you didn't pay attention, and now you're still relying on me. You are so funny, little doll."
Feng Yan knew that he was in the wrong, but he couldn't lose in terms of momentum!He waved his hands grandly: "Forget it, look at you, you are older than my grandfather, I'm afraid I'll make you angry, so I won't hold grudges against you. Come on, don't delay me from seeing beautiful women." Then he turned his head and continued to look at the beauties on the beach, showing lewd expressions from time to time, not knowing what he was thinking about.
Looking at Feng Yan who looked like a brother pig, the old man smiled strangely, squatted down and gave Feng Yan a hard shudder.
Fengyan, who was watching carefully, was suddenly given a shudder. Anyone would be angry: "I said, old man, what are you going to do? I haven't said it yet. Seeing that you are older, I will let you go. You are like this How can people not know good from bad!"
Seeing that Feng Yan was angry, the old man was not happy anymore, and immediately said with a beard and stare: "Who told you to curse me to death just now? If you say that, I will rely on you."
After saying that, he immediately lay down, covering his chest and kept wailing: "Oh my God, the young guy beat the old man, is there anyone who can make the decision? He will die soon." As he fell down, he grabbed Fengyan's ankle. .Don't let Fengyan escape.
Fengyan suddenly felt dizzy after hearing this. He didn't expect a professional to come here today. If he had known about it before going out, he would have read the almanac.Feng Yan was still dealing with the old man while thinking.
"I rely on the old man, your occupation is not Pengci, right? It was fine just now, but now it's not working? Get your hands off me."
Feng Yan kept trying to break the old man's hand away, but no matter how Feng Yan moved, she couldn't break the old man's hand away with all her strength, instead her face turned red.I couldn't help but think, this old man practiced his kung fu specially in order to know how to touch porcelain!That is really dedicated!
And the old man was not idle at the moment, he was still yelling miserably: "Help! Come on! This man beat someone up and wanted to escape. Who is going to pity me, an old guy! It's unreasonable!" The miserable voice reached Jiu Xiao, this acting skill is amazing.
And such a crying and shouting voice did attract a lot of people, wanting to see what was going on. Apart from anything else, the Chinese people were absolutely inferior in gathering crowds to watch the excitement.After a while, people rushed over one after another.See what's going on.
Seeing that there were more and more people, Feng Yan felt that the matter was getting serious, and he said to the old man lying on the ground in a good voice: "Look, more and more people are coming, the ground is cold, let's get up and talk, how about it?" ?” Such a flattering look is disgusting.
The old man also stopped crying, and said with a sneer, "What did you do when you were so early? You still threaten me, an old man, and my weak heart has been indelibly wounded." Really the same.
This old man would be blind if he didn't go to Hollywood to act. He can definitely become an actor.But Fengyan didn't dare to say that.Seeing that more and more people were watching, the fake thing became true as the delay continued.
Still flatteringly smiled: "Old man, the trauma to my heart is not irreparable, so I apologize for my previous behavior, what do you think?"
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Of course you can make up if you want to make up for it. If you promise me one condition, I'll let you go."
"Okay, don't say one hundred." Feng Yan saw the old man let go, and immediately said boldly, no matter what, he will coax the old man first.
The old man showed a smirk: "That's good, then one hundred." At this moment, the old man seemed to have succeeded in a trick, and he was extremely happy.
Feng Yan wanted to slap himself right now, just agree to it, so what's the point.
"Do you agree?"
"I agree, of course I agree." What else can I do if I don't agree?Strangling the old man?Then you have to wait until the end to find a place where no one is there to start.
Seeing that Fengyan agreed, the old man kept his promise and let Fengyan go, stood up and patted the sand on his body.
And Fengyan couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief seeing the old man let go of his ankle, and quickly flattered the old man to pat the sand off his body.
But the crowd is not happy anymore, if there is a good excitement, it will be gone, what is going on!Displeased, Fa asked: "What were you doing just now, calling for someone and calling for help?"
Fengyan was in a hurry and said to the people eating melons: "This is my grandpa. It was a joke between the two of us just now. Don't take it off." He also poked the old man beside him.
The old man also immediately understood what Feng Yan meant, and quickly explained with a smile: "That's right, the one next to me is my grandson. We were playing here just now. I'm sorry everyone." He cupped his hands and expressed Feel sorry.
I don't know if it's Feng Yan's illusion, when the old man called the word "grandson" just now, it was extra heavy, as if he was deliberately taking advantage of himself.
Seeing that people on both sides said that, everyone immediately felt bored and left cursing.
Seeing everyone leave, Feng Yan's tight strings finally loosened completely.Breathing heavily.
But now only the old man and Feng Yan are left.
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