Shi Neng Wu Wang

"Uh, Master Xing?" Yu Xingxing was taken aback for a moment, it seemed that this was a comedy superstar of previous generations, so he definitely couldn't use his name as an old man.

Du Tongfu has the delicate beauty of Sichuan and Sichuan, with a feeling of spicy and hearty.

"No, my seniority is not that old, why do you think I look old?" Yu Xingxing immediately called out.

"..." They were all taken aback.

In terms of age, Yu Xingxing is indeed much younger than them; in terms of appearance, Yu Xingxing does not have wrinkled face or gray hair.

But what about seniority?
Well, this seems to be possible. Yu Xingxing has a little more than them, but it is not to the level of a master yet.

"Then, 'Uncle Xing'?" Du Tongfu said, and everyone looked at him again.

"No, students, don't yell, people who don't know the truth will think that I am bullying you!" Yu Xingxing said hastily, "Because the younger ones have to pay tribute to the older ones!"

They have black lines on their faces again, "Pay tribute?" Why do you feel guilty?

"Uncle Xing, oh, no..." Du Tongfu hurriedly changed his words, "Brother Xing, I'll call you Brother Xing, it's easy to call you like this, and it sounds good to your ears, and you don't need to pay tribute."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, if you're all so polite, I'd be ashamed to ask you to help me with food, water, sweeping, and trash?" Yu Xingxing said immediately.

Tian Zhixue heard it, and immediately said: "No problem, no problem, you just need to say something, and I will do all the errands! You just need to move your mouth!" Obviously a very flattering look.

Yi Xingbang, a boy from West Guangxi, was more mature than the rest of them. He said, "The head of the house must also be Brother Xing, so it should be more natural."

"No, I'm not the head of the dormitory! The captain is okay." Yu Xingxing shouted immediately, "My role as a leader and model in life is basically negative."

Yi Xingbang looked at him with interest: "Could it be that you still can't take care of yourself?"

"We don't have any automatic equipment in our dormitory. Think about it, when you stand up from the desk, the chair won't move in by itself. Isn't it stupid?" Yu Xingxing gave an example, and everyone immediately understood.

"Brother Xing, I will be your smart home assistant from now on. When you run out of water in your glass, I'll refill it for you right away; when you're done reading the book, I'll put it back in its place for you..." Tian Zhixue continued, Yu Xingxing immediately gestured to stop.

"I discovered a little secret." Yu Xingxing looked at a button on the head of the bed, and they all turned their heads to see that each of them had a button on the head of the bed.

"This is...?" Tian Zhixue immediately rummaged through the box to find the manual.

Yu Xingxing pressed it immediately, he thought the button in the dormitory must not be something explosive, right?Always have to try it out to see how it works.

With his pressing, his desk, chair and bookshelf were immediately tidy, and they were no longer in a mess.

Yu Xingxing saw it and shrugged his shoulders: "Tian Zhixue, the ones here are not bad; it's a pity that you are useless as a hero."

"It's okay, maybe it will break if you press it ten times or eight times; this kind of semi-automatic one is easy to make bad connections." Tian Zhixue seemed to understand it, and continued: "At that time, my usefulness will be highlighted. gone."

"Our head of the house is Yi Xingbang. He is mature and stable, and he looks very reassuring." Even bullies are reassuring, just like Longlin.

Yu Xingxing looked at Yi Xingbang and suggested enthusiastically.

"Okay, Brother Xing's suggestion, I agree with both hands!" Du Tongfu also immediately echoed.

"I also agree!" Tian Zhixue also said, and then mentioned: "It seems that there is an unwritten rule that the head of the house must invite guests at least once, so that everyone can get to know each other as soon as possible."

Yi Xingbang: "..."

These boys know that they have no good intentions!
Of course it couldn't be shown on the surface, and he said with a naive look: "That's natural, or, we'll go to the cafeteria together later, and I'll treat you!"

"canteen?"

"in the canteen?"

"your treat?"

They immediately stared at Yi Xingbang, Tian Zhixue: "I can't see it, Yi Xingbang, you are fat and strong, and your brain is full of lard!"

"Go ahead, I just came here, and I haven't earned Shi Nengzhu yet. My small coffers will take a semester." Yi Xingbang also glanced at him.

"It's okay, come, follow me, let's earn, rob, and plunder together!" Yu Xingxing immediately said in a serious manner.

Everyone looked at Yu Xingxing: Well, big brother, are you real?
"Brother Xing, are you willing to recruit me into the team?" Yi Xingbang immediately understood what he meant and asked quickly.

"Brother Xing, I am so sincere to you, you must recruit me!" Tian Zhixue also shouted.

"Brother Xing, I am from Sichuan and Shu, and your brilliance also came from Sichuan and Shu. Our fate is so close! Brother Xing, you must recruit me!" Du Tongfu immediately said with reason.

Yu Xingxing took a look at them, of course the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields!These people are not weak, there is no need to limit themselves to any circle.

They have a team of six people. In addition to the four in the dormitory, there are two more. One of them is for Ruan Hui, and the other can be competed for by others. It is really kind.

"Well, it's easy to talk about it," Yu Xingxing immediately put on a very talkative tone, "It's enough for each of you to treat me to a meal."

"Let's not talk about one meal, ten meals is fine." Du Tongfu said hastily.

"It doesn't matter a hundred tons." Tian Zhixue also said.

"Brother Xing!" Ruan Hui's voice came from outside, "Let's go, eat! You asked me to treat you to eat for a month, this is to make me poor!"

After they heard Ruan Hui's cry in the room, they all jumped down and stood at the door.

"Huh? What are you doing?" Ruan Hui pushed open the door, seeing this posture, Yu Xingxing was blocked behind them.

"Ruan Hui, right?" Tian Zhixue rushed the fastest just now, rushing directly from the window to the door.

"Yes, I am flattered to welcome me so grandly!" Ruan Hui said.

"Welcome?" Tian Zhixue was still standing there with the attitude of one husband and one man, "Who said you are welcome? Since you are so afraid that Brother Xing will make you poor, then don't come to him for dinner; we all want it He eats us!"

"Eat you?" Ruan Hui touched his ears, pretending to be shocked and said, "I heard it right, right? How do you eat this?"

"You don't have to worry about how to eat, anyway, you are not welcome here, you can go." Tian Zhixue directly ordered to evict guests.

"Don't tell me, they are all freshmen. You don't know. I am the first Arhat under Brother Xing. Of course, Brother Xing will be inseparable." Ruan Hui brought out his trump card.

"The number one arhat?" Tian Zhixue smiled teasingly, "Is it the number one Hua Han?"

"Look carefully. In this room, except for Brother Xing, no one else is worth mentioning. Based on my performance in Huaxia Wushu, do you think I can stop me from getting close to Brother Xing? I can smash a hole in you!" Ruan Hui threatened again.

"Brother Xing is one of ours! You go!" Tian Zhixue said again, "If you get rough on me, he will definitely keep you out of this door!"

When Yu Xingxing heard this, he couldn't help but touch his forehead, what's wrong with him?whose people?whose door?I really don't know how to ease the disputes between these children.big head!
"Well, I'll go have dinner with Ruan Hui first, and you can move around freely." Yu Xingxing finally spoke.

As he spoke, he walked out from behind them, grabbed Ruan Hui's arm without any explanation, and ran towards the cafeteria.

"Brother Xing! You have to make the decision for me!" Ruan Hui put on the expression of a battered concubine while walking.

"You..." Yu Xingxing looked at him, "Is this Sangong Sixth Courtyard or something?"

"Brother Xing, of course I am the wife. Those concubines bully me so much, why are you silent?" Ruan Hui continued to shout.

"Since you are the wife, it shouldn't be a month's meal money, at least the entire university period?" Yu Xingxing looked at him.

"Don't, don't, whoever loves to be the main wife will go, I will accompany you for a month at most, seeing your face every day, my aesthetics will be tired!" Ruan Hui said immediately.

"What the hell are you tired?" Yu Xingxing cut out, "Many people are waiting in line to buy me food."

"Okay, okay, you eat, you eat! Be careful!" Ruan Hui said while queuing.

Suddenly, he pointed to a girl in a light blue dress in a team next to him, and whispered to Yu Xingxing, "Well, isn't that chick on point?"

Yu Xingxing glanced at it. He had long hair and shawls. He had an extraordinary temperament. He looked good from the back. He nodded.

"You line up here, I'll go over and have a look." Ruan Hui said immediately.

Before Yu Xingxing could answer, Ruan Hui ran out.

Yu Xingxing looked at his back and shook his head. There should be a lot of beauties in the imperial capital Shiwu, right?With so many beauties, is Ruan Hui going to touch every one of them?

Ruan Hui leaned over to the girl and pretended to accidentally touch her. The girl was startled and turned her head.

Ruan Hui looked at this unbelievable face and directly forgot his lines.

Fuck me, Ruhua is not so scary!
The face that was obviously covered with freckles was half covered by thick foundation, with rough eyebrows, bloody lips, and two nostrils turned up!
Ruan Hui turned around and ran away in fright, unable to even say "I'm sorry".

The ugly girl looked at Ruan Hui who was running away, and the corner of her mouth couldn't help twitching, it was another guy who didn't know what to do.

She snorted, just in time to see Yu Xingxing also looking towards Ruan Hui.

"Yu Xingxing?" The ugly girl was taken aback, this is the Chinese martial arts champion!She has to take good care of it!
Ruan Hui clutched his chest, hurriedly ran in front of Yu Xingxing: "I'm scared to death!"

"Is it so beautiful?" Yu Xingxing asked with a smile.

"Absolutely a man who sinks fish and wild geese, closes the moon and shames flowers, and overwhelms the country and the city!" Ruan Hui said against his will, clutching his little heart that was still beating wildly.

"Then what's wrong with you?" Yu Xingxing was still smiling, "Have you been so beautiful that your soul is out of your body?"

"Hey, I can't enjoy it." Ruan Hui sighed.

They finished their meal and found a good place to sit down. After a while, the ugly girl came over with a plate.

Ruan Hui straightened his eyes again.