Madam's black history was picked up
Chapter 216 A man must listen to the chapter to be cute
Anyajie stood still, she didn't want to be Si Tianmu's burden.
Si Tianmu put his arms around Anyajie's leg and stood up: "Did I tell you that a woman must be obedient to be cute?"
Anyajie lay on Si Tianmu's generous shoulders, and sweetly replied, "Oh."
Si Tianmu walked down the mountain step by step with Anyajie on his back. Anyajie took a flashlight and carefully guided Si Tianmu along the way.
When the cold wind blew, Anyajie's nose turned red from the cold, but Si Tianmu's forehead was sweating profusely. An Yajie wiped his sweat with her sleeve distressedly.
A slightly yellow crescent moon hangs in the dark night sky, trying its best to illuminate the road ahead of the couple. The occasional sound of insects on the road seems to applaud the couple to see them off.
Si Tianmu walked for more than two hours with Anyajie on his back, and finally reached the foot of the mountain. Si Tianmu's entire back was soaked.
Anyajie immediately pulled Si Tianmu into the car to prevent him from being exposed to the cold wind.
Si Tianmu sat on the chair and panted heavily. He was already thirsty, but now he felt parched because of too much sweat.
Anyajie unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it to him. Si Tianmu wanted to drink it, but Anyajie stopped him.
"You can't drink water immediately after strenuous exercise, and you can't drink too much. You should take a small sip to moisten your throat, and then drink after a while."
"It's okay, I'm dying of thirst." Si Tianmu said and was about to drink.
Anyajie snatched the water from Si Tianmu's hand: "A man must be obedient to be cute." As she spoke, Anyajie gave Si Tianmu a sip of water, and took the water bottle back.
Si Tianmu licked his lips that were still dry: "All obedient men are jerks, do you want your future husband to be a jerk?"
"Pfft!"
Anyajie looked at Si Tianmu, who was now soft like a puddle of mud, with a funny face: "I think you look like a softie now."
Si Tianmu immediately turned over and pushed Anyajie onto the chair: "Woman, you can't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be the one who suffers in the end."
After Si Tianmu finished speaking, he leaned over and approached Anyajie.
An Yajie, who was so hungry that her legs were weak, was really afraid that Si Tianmu would make a mess, and she would not be able to bear it, so she hurriedly stretched out her elbow to rest on Si Tianmu's chest.
"Oh, I'm just joking with you. You are not humorous at all. Well, I think it's almost time. You can drink water."
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows with a smile: "You are very sensible."
"Hehe, I've always been very sensible."
Anyajie pushed Si Tianmu: "Get up, go drink some water."
Si Tianmu sat up with a proud face, took the mineral water and gulped it down.
Anyajie dug out the snacks that Si Tianmu bought for him, took an egg tart from the box and handed it to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu frowned in disgust: "How can this egg tart be delicious when it's cold, and it also has a fishy smell."
"Young Master, there are no shops in front of the village or in the back of this place. It would be nice to have food, but you still despise it."
"Then I might as well eat dry food, which doesn't have that fishy smell."
"The dry food has been gone for a long time, and it's all for you to lure the black bear."
"Then what else?"
Anyajie lowered her head and looked through her backpack again.
"Hey, there's a big chicken leg, eat it quickly." Anyajie happily handed the chicken leg to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu still looked disgusted: "This is junk food."
"You bought the junk food too. Do you want to eat it or not?" Anyajie ran out of patience, why did this young master lose his temper as soon as he got out of the mountains.
Si Tianmu took the chicken leg from Anyajie's hand, and said reluctantly: "Let's make do with it. When we get to the highway, see if there are any restaurants or something. Let's go eat something better."
Anyajie was not pretentious, and put the cold egg tarts into her mouth in two bites.She almost choked because she ate too fast, so she quickly drank a few sips of water before swallowing.
Si Tianmu looked amused: "I won't rob you, what are you doing so fast?"
Anyajie didn't have time to pay attention to Si Tianmu. After eating the egg tarts, she went to look through her backpack. There was still a box of chocolates in it. She tore open the exquisite packaging in twos and twos, took out the chocolates and threw them into her mouth one by one.
Si Tianmu looked speechless for a while: "Do you know how much a box of chocolates cost? You are like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, chewing it twice before swallowing it."
Anyajie threw a piece of chocolate into her mouth and asked vaguely, "How much is a box?"
"This is imported chocolate, more than 2000 boxes."
"What the hell?" Anyajie opened her mouth full of chocolate, staring at Si Tianmu in surprise.
She closed her eyes and thought for a while, there were not many chocolates in this box, but there were hundreds of chocolates in that box.
Anyajie's face was pained: "What a prodigal, no matter how rich you are, you can't spend it like this. If I have more than 2000 yuan, I will lose my mouth."
"Why did you make it like that?"
Si Tianmu was amused when he heard it: "No matter how much I make it, you can't make it. At the current market price, that one bright fruit is worth a big gold bar anyway."
"Oh, it's good for you. You threw them all on the mountain without blinking. You said you couldn't throw away dozens of big gold bars."
Anyajie puffed her cheeks and thought for a while, it seemed to make sense, but she felt something was wrong.
But she didn't bother arguing with Si Tianmu, his mouth was oiled, who could win him.
After the two had finished eating noisyly, they were ready to set off and rush back. Tomorrow would be New Year's Eve, and they had to go back before dinner.
Just as Si Tianmu was about to sit in the driver's seat, Anyajie hurriedly pulled him back: "Let me drive, you barely slept last night, and you drove all morning again today, and you couldn't rest even after getting out of the car."
Si Tianmu sat in the driver's seat by himself: "It's okay, the road here is not easy, I don't worry about your driving skills, if you feel sleepy, go to sleep first."
Anyajie also sat in the co-pilot: "I'm not sleepy, so let me chat with you. This will not only pass the time, but also make you less likely to get sleepy."
"Okay, when we go back, we must sleep in our arms for three days and three nights to make up for the lack of sleep." Si Tianmu started the car and drove ahead.
Anyajie was amused: "It's not a pig, how could it sleep for three days and three nights?"
Si Tianmu had a smirk on his face: "If you don't sleep, you can do something else."
"I can't continue to chat with you today."
"Hehe, let's talk about something else."
Si Tianmu changed the subject with a smile: "Today's Mingzi fruit is a bit too much, have you put away all of them?"
"Put it away, I put it all in my pocket."
"Go to the back, the bright fruit is packed upside down in my black backpack. That backpack is thick, and I can't tell what it is in."
"Your bag is too thin, others can see what's in it at a glance."
"Oh, good." Anyajie unbuckled her seat belt, climbed to the back seat and dumped all the Ming Ziguo into the black backpack.
"It happened to be a full bag."
"I'll carry it on my back when I get off the car for dinner later. In this small place, it's almost the end of the year. We'd better be careful."
"Well, good." Anyajie hurriedly zipped up the backpack after getting dressed, but because she zipped it too fast, the zipper didn't go all the way, and the exposed joint was just enough to see the contents of the backpack.
The hour hand had already pointed to eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and Si Tianmu's stomach was already growling with hunger. He couldn't get enough of those snacks at all. He looked around while driving to see if there were any small restaurants on the side of the road.
Seeing that Si Tianmu was hungry and flustered, Anyajie handed him the last half bottle of drink: "You drink first to be the last."
Si Tianmu shook his head: "Drinking that stuff will make you hungry, and I'll urinate as soon as I pee."
"Just now you were disgusted with the egg tarts, but that stuff is enough to fill you up, and now you don't want to eat any more."
"I wouldn't eat it if I had it now." Si Tianmu became so angry when he was hungry.
"Then you should be hungry." Anyajie didn't bother to talk to him.
Si Tianmu was still looking left and right, when he suddenly saw a faint light ahead, he was overjoyed and slowly slowed down the car.
Anyajie also stretched her neck and looked ahead. There was a signboard on the side of the road.
"Farm snack bar." The two looked at each other, both happy.
Si Tianmu hurriedly pulled over and stopped the car, took out the backpack on the back seat, and pulled Anyajie to the front.
Anyajie looked around. This was a village near the highway. It was already midnight, and only a few households had their lights on.
The two came to the door of the farm snack shop, the lights inside were still on, and the door was slightly open.
"It's so late now, why isn't this store closed yet?" Although An Yajie was so hungry that her chest pressed against her back, she didn't relax her vigilance.
"Go ahead and have a look."
After the two came in, they saw seven or eight people inside, four men were playing mahjong, and the rest were watching from the sidelines. The mahjong players were all smoking, and the inside was smoky.
When they noticed that someone had come in, they turned their heads to look at Si Tianmu and Anyajie at the door.
There was an older woman and man in the room who looked like the boss.
The woman stood up and looked at Si Tianmu and Anyajie politely: "Are you two eating or staying in a hotel?"
"Dinner, is there any food left?" Si Tianmu answered simply.
"Yes, yes." The boss hurried over and handed Si Tianmu a cigarette.
Si Tianmu waved his hand: "I don't smoke."
The boss smiled: "Our small shop, as long as there are guests coming to eat, we will do it no matter how late, please invite the two of you."
The mahjong players kept looking at Si Tianmu and An Yajie, especially when they saw An Yajie, their eyes never left her.
Si Tianmu frowned, his eyes flashed with displeasure, he sideways blocked Anyajie, and put his arm around Anyajie's shoulder.
"Let's see what else we can eat."
A short-haired man was rubbing his chin and looking at An Yajie, when Si Tianmu blocked his view suddenly, his face turned cold all of a sudden.
The store called Si Tianmu and Anyajie to look at the vegetables in the refrigerator: "Come and have a look, these vegetables are all grown by ourselves, they are very fresh."
Si Tianmu hugged An Yajie and just turned around when a skinny man glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, and his eyes widened in the next second.
"God, what he recited is... Ming Ziguo! He's about to get rich."
The skinny man quietly abducted the crew-cut man and motioned him to look at the man's backpack.
The flat-headed man took a look, and his eyes widened instantly.
Si Tianmu and Anyajie turned their backs to the men and did not notice anything unusual about them.
"The side dishes in our store are all grown by ourselves. They are green and pollution-free, delicious and affordable."
Si Tianmu didn't look at the dishes in the refrigerator: "Stir-fry a small fried pork slices, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, homemade tofu, cook a three-flavored soup, and two bowls of rice."
"Hurry up, we have to hurry after eating."
"No problem, sit here, I'll serve you a pot of tea first." The woman greeted the two with a smile.
Si Tianmu and Anyajie sat down at a small square table.
The woman glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, pointed to the basket by the table and said, "You can put your bag in it, the basket is very clean, and it's specially for guests to put their bags in."
Si Tianmu put his arms around Anyajie's leg and stood up: "Did I tell you that a woman must be obedient to be cute?"
Anyajie lay on Si Tianmu's generous shoulders, and sweetly replied, "Oh."
Si Tianmu walked down the mountain step by step with Anyajie on his back. Anyajie took a flashlight and carefully guided Si Tianmu along the way.
When the cold wind blew, Anyajie's nose turned red from the cold, but Si Tianmu's forehead was sweating profusely. An Yajie wiped his sweat with her sleeve distressedly.
A slightly yellow crescent moon hangs in the dark night sky, trying its best to illuminate the road ahead of the couple. The occasional sound of insects on the road seems to applaud the couple to see them off.
Si Tianmu walked for more than two hours with Anyajie on his back, and finally reached the foot of the mountain. Si Tianmu's entire back was soaked.
Anyajie immediately pulled Si Tianmu into the car to prevent him from being exposed to the cold wind.
Si Tianmu sat on the chair and panted heavily. He was already thirsty, but now he felt parched because of too much sweat.
Anyajie unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it to him. Si Tianmu wanted to drink it, but Anyajie stopped him.
"You can't drink water immediately after strenuous exercise, and you can't drink too much. You should take a small sip to moisten your throat, and then drink after a while."
"It's okay, I'm dying of thirst." Si Tianmu said and was about to drink.
Anyajie snatched the water from Si Tianmu's hand: "A man must be obedient to be cute." As she spoke, Anyajie gave Si Tianmu a sip of water, and took the water bottle back.
Si Tianmu licked his lips that were still dry: "All obedient men are jerks, do you want your future husband to be a jerk?"
"Pfft!"
Anyajie looked at Si Tianmu, who was now soft like a puddle of mud, with a funny face: "I think you look like a softie now."
Si Tianmu immediately turned over and pushed Anyajie onto the chair: "Woman, you can't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be the one who suffers in the end."
After Si Tianmu finished speaking, he leaned over and approached Anyajie.
An Yajie, who was so hungry that her legs were weak, was really afraid that Si Tianmu would make a mess, and she would not be able to bear it, so she hurriedly stretched out her elbow to rest on Si Tianmu's chest.
"Oh, I'm just joking with you. You are not humorous at all. Well, I think it's almost time. You can drink water."
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows with a smile: "You are very sensible."
"Hehe, I've always been very sensible."
Anyajie pushed Si Tianmu: "Get up, go drink some water."
Si Tianmu sat up with a proud face, took the mineral water and gulped it down.
Anyajie dug out the snacks that Si Tianmu bought for him, took an egg tart from the box and handed it to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu frowned in disgust: "How can this egg tart be delicious when it's cold, and it also has a fishy smell."
"Young Master, there are no shops in front of the village or in the back of this place. It would be nice to have food, but you still despise it."
"Then I might as well eat dry food, which doesn't have that fishy smell."
"The dry food has been gone for a long time, and it's all for you to lure the black bear."
"Then what else?"
Anyajie lowered her head and looked through her backpack again.
"Hey, there's a big chicken leg, eat it quickly." Anyajie happily handed the chicken leg to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu still looked disgusted: "This is junk food."
"You bought the junk food too. Do you want to eat it or not?" Anyajie ran out of patience, why did this young master lose his temper as soon as he got out of the mountains.
Si Tianmu took the chicken leg from Anyajie's hand, and said reluctantly: "Let's make do with it. When we get to the highway, see if there are any restaurants or something. Let's go eat something better."
Anyajie was not pretentious, and put the cold egg tarts into her mouth in two bites.She almost choked because she ate too fast, so she quickly drank a few sips of water before swallowing.
Si Tianmu looked amused: "I won't rob you, what are you doing so fast?"
Anyajie didn't have time to pay attention to Si Tianmu. After eating the egg tarts, she went to look through her backpack. There was still a box of chocolates in it. She tore open the exquisite packaging in twos and twos, took out the chocolates and threw them into her mouth one by one.
Si Tianmu looked speechless for a while: "Do you know how much a box of chocolates cost? You are like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, chewing it twice before swallowing it."
Anyajie threw a piece of chocolate into her mouth and asked vaguely, "How much is a box?"
"This is imported chocolate, more than 2000 boxes."
"What the hell?" Anyajie opened her mouth full of chocolate, staring at Si Tianmu in surprise.
She closed her eyes and thought for a while, there were not many chocolates in this box, but there were hundreds of chocolates in that box.
Anyajie's face was pained: "What a prodigal, no matter how rich you are, you can't spend it like this. If I have more than 2000 yuan, I will lose my mouth."
"Why did you make it like that?"
Si Tianmu was amused when he heard it: "No matter how much I make it, you can't make it. At the current market price, that one bright fruit is worth a big gold bar anyway."
"Oh, it's good for you. You threw them all on the mountain without blinking. You said you couldn't throw away dozens of big gold bars."
Anyajie puffed her cheeks and thought for a while, it seemed to make sense, but she felt something was wrong.
But she didn't bother arguing with Si Tianmu, his mouth was oiled, who could win him.
After the two had finished eating noisyly, they were ready to set off and rush back. Tomorrow would be New Year's Eve, and they had to go back before dinner.
Just as Si Tianmu was about to sit in the driver's seat, Anyajie hurriedly pulled him back: "Let me drive, you barely slept last night, and you drove all morning again today, and you couldn't rest even after getting out of the car."
Si Tianmu sat in the driver's seat by himself: "It's okay, the road here is not easy, I don't worry about your driving skills, if you feel sleepy, go to sleep first."
Anyajie also sat in the co-pilot: "I'm not sleepy, so let me chat with you. This will not only pass the time, but also make you less likely to get sleepy."
"Okay, when we go back, we must sleep in our arms for three days and three nights to make up for the lack of sleep." Si Tianmu started the car and drove ahead.
Anyajie was amused: "It's not a pig, how could it sleep for three days and three nights?"
Si Tianmu had a smirk on his face: "If you don't sleep, you can do something else."
"I can't continue to chat with you today."
"Hehe, let's talk about something else."
Si Tianmu changed the subject with a smile: "Today's Mingzi fruit is a bit too much, have you put away all of them?"
"Put it away, I put it all in my pocket."
"Go to the back, the bright fruit is packed upside down in my black backpack. That backpack is thick, and I can't tell what it is in."
"Your bag is too thin, others can see what's in it at a glance."
"Oh, good." Anyajie unbuckled her seat belt, climbed to the back seat and dumped all the Ming Ziguo into the black backpack.
"It happened to be a full bag."
"I'll carry it on my back when I get off the car for dinner later. In this small place, it's almost the end of the year. We'd better be careful."
"Well, good." Anyajie hurriedly zipped up the backpack after getting dressed, but because she zipped it too fast, the zipper didn't go all the way, and the exposed joint was just enough to see the contents of the backpack.
The hour hand had already pointed to eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and Si Tianmu's stomach was already growling with hunger. He couldn't get enough of those snacks at all. He looked around while driving to see if there were any small restaurants on the side of the road.
Seeing that Si Tianmu was hungry and flustered, Anyajie handed him the last half bottle of drink: "You drink first to be the last."
Si Tianmu shook his head: "Drinking that stuff will make you hungry, and I'll urinate as soon as I pee."
"Just now you were disgusted with the egg tarts, but that stuff is enough to fill you up, and now you don't want to eat any more."
"I wouldn't eat it if I had it now." Si Tianmu became so angry when he was hungry.
"Then you should be hungry." Anyajie didn't bother to talk to him.
Si Tianmu was still looking left and right, when he suddenly saw a faint light ahead, he was overjoyed and slowly slowed down the car.
Anyajie also stretched her neck and looked ahead. There was a signboard on the side of the road.
"Farm snack bar." The two looked at each other, both happy.
Si Tianmu hurriedly pulled over and stopped the car, took out the backpack on the back seat, and pulled Anyajie to the front.
Anyajie looked around. This was a village near the highway. It was already midnight, and only a few households had their lights on.
The two came to the door of the farm snack shop, the lights inside were still on, and the door was slightly open.
"It's so late now, why isn't this store closed yet?" Although An Yajie was so hungry that her chest pressed against her back, she didn't relax her vigilance.
"Go ahead and have a look."
After the two came in, they saw seven or eight people inside, four men were playing mahjong, and the rest were watching from the sidelines. The mahjong players were all smoking, and the inside was smoky.
When they noticed that someone had come in, they turned their heads to look at Si Tianmu and Anyajie at the door.
There was an older woman and man in the room who looked like the boss.
The woman stood up and looked at Si Tianmu and Anyajie politely: "Are you two eating or staying in a hotel?"
"Dinner, is there any food left?" Si Tianmu answered simply.
"Yes, yes." The boss hurried over and handed Si Tianmu a cigarette.
Si Tianmu waved his hand: "I don't smoke."
The boss smiled: "Our small shop, as long as there are guests coming to eat, we will do it no matter how late, please invite the two of you."
The mahjong players kept looking at Si Tianmu and An Yajie, especially when they saw An Yajie, their eyes never left her.
Si Tianmu frowned, his eyes flashed with displeasure, he sideways blocked Anyajie, and put his arm around Anyajie's shoulder.
"Let's see what else we can eat."
A short-haired man was rubbing his chin and looking at An Yajie, when Si Tianmu blocked his view suddenly, his face turned cold all of a sudden.
The store called Si Tianmu and Anyajie to look at the vegetables in the refrigerator: "Come and have a look, these vegetables are all grown by ourselves, they are very fresh."
Si Tianmu hugged An Yajie and just turned around when a skinny man glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, and his eyes widened in the next second.
"God, what he recited is... Ming Ziguo! He's about to get rich."
The skinny man quietly abducted the crew-cut man and motioned him to look at the man's backpack.
The flat-headed man took a look, and his eyes widened instantly.
Si Tianmu and Anyajie turned their backs to the men and did not notice anything unusual about them.
"The side dishes in our store are all grown by ourselves. They are green and pollution-free, delicious and affordable."
Si Tianmu didn't look at the dishes in the refrigerator: "Stir-fry a small fried pork slices, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, homemade tofu, cook a three-flavored soup, and two bowls of rice."
"Hurry up, we have to hurry after eating."
"No problem, sit here, I'll serve you a pot of tea first." The woman greeted the two with a smile.
Si Tianmu and Anyajie sat down at a small square table.
The woman glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, pointed to the basket by the table and said, "You can put your bag in it, the basket is very clean, and it's specially for guests to put their bags in."
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