Madam's black history was picked up

The boy opened the door: "My lord, please."

After a few people came in, they saw a few women covering their stomachs and laughing, Xiao Mo was embarrassed for a while.

"Hahaha...Xiao Mo, why are you so stupid, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha..." Song Ci pointed at Xiao Mo, laughing wildly, feeling much better in his heart.

Xiao Mo clenched his fist and coughed twice on his lips: "Can I pick up the bride now?"

"It's still early, this is just an appetizer."

"and also?"

Song Ci looked proud: "This is called 'blocking the door', no matter what age there is this custom, if you want to receive a bride, you must pass the hurdle of our bridesmaids."

"Then how many levels do I have to pass to get the bride?"

"Of course, we have passed five levels and killed six generals, but our bridesmaids are still very enlightened. You don't have to fight alone, you can ask the best man team for help, but if you fail to pass the level, you can only accept the punishment alone."

"Is there any punishment?" The corners of Xiao Mo's mouth twitched.

Qian Bao approached with a smile: "What is the punishment?"

"Punishment to do push-ups, not many, fifty at a time."

A few people thought maliciously: "If Xiao Mo can't pass the next checkpoint, can he still have a bridal chamber tonight?"

Yang Dazhuang was gearing up: "It's interesting and interesting, hurry up and start, I can't wait."

Aya gave him a funny look: "It's not you who accepted the marriage, why are you so excited?"

"Hee hee, the important thing is to participate."

Xiao Mo sighed: "Okay, I accept the challenge, what's the next level?"

Song Ci raised his eyebrows proudly: "Come in with us."

Si Tianmu approached An Yajie and asked in a low voice, "Who came up with the idea? I didn't hear what door you were going to block when I sent you here in the morning?"

"I won't tell you." Anyajie turned her head and walked to the front.

"Hey, You……"

Several people came to a room, Song Ci clapped his hands, a maid walked in with a tray, Song Ci picked up the square scarf in the tray with his fingers.

I saw four different red lip prints printed on the white square scarf, and the serial numbers were marked under the lip prints.

Song Ci looked at Xiao Mo and explained with a smile: "This level is called guessing lip marks. You must have kissed sister Liu Feng's red lips countless times, right?"

Xiao Mo was a little embarrassed, he squeezed his fist and coughed several times on his lips, which made everyone laugh for a while.

"Just guess, which of the four lip prints on this is the bride's."

Several men immediately bent down and approached Song Ci, staring at the square scarf in her hand one by one.

"The fourth one must belong to our Aya." Yang Dazhuang seemed confident.

Aya laughed: "Why, are you so sure that the lip print is mine?"

"Hey, because I kissed you before."

"Hehehe..." Everyone laughed.

Aya smiled and gave Yang Dazhuang a white look.

Yang Dazhuang made a serious analysis: "Look, the number four lip print is thin on the top and thick on the bottom, isn't it the same as yours?"

Everyone looked up at Aya's lips, and Aya immediately covered her mouth with her sleeve.

"Tch." Her behavior aroused everyone's contempt.

Qian Bao pointed to the lip print No. [-]: "This must be Song Ci's. Song Ci's lips are as thick as the top and bottom."

"Hahaha……"

"Isn't that a sausage mouth, hahaha..." Si Tianmu laughed heartlessly.

"You are the sausage mouth." Song Ci gave Si Tianmu a dissatisfied look, then turned to stare at Qian Bao.

"What kind of eyes do you have? My lips are not thick. This is called thin and moderate, okay? My lip shape is the prettiest."

Qian Bao immediately admitted his mistake: "Okay, okay, your mouth is the most beautiful, I have a cheap mouth, and I said the wrong thing." Qian Bao slapped his cheap mouth while talking.

Satisfied, Song Ci gave Qian Bao a look that you are very knowledgeable about current affairs.

"That number three lip must belong to my Anya, the top and bottom are equally thin."

"Pfft." As soon as this remark came out, everyone burst into laughter.

Anyajie rolled her eyes at Si Tianmu, why did this guy sound so twisted when he said this.

All three of them recognized their woman's lips, Xiao Mo stared at the lip that no one recognized, and rubbed his chin thinking about it. .

Si Tianmu patted Xiao Mo on the shoulder: "Don't think about it, we won't admit it wrong, the one left must belong to Liu Feng."

"you sure?"

"of course."

"Are you both sure?"

Qian Bao and Yang Dazhuang nodded sharply.

"Okay then, I'll choose lip print No. [-]."

"You're sure." Song Ci smiled darkly.

"For the sake of our acquaintance, I can give you another chance. Do you want to change your answer?"

Xiao Mo stared at Song Ci's eyes, and there was nothing but a smile inside, and he glanced at the three groomsmen one by one: "Are you all sure?"

"Okay." The three best men answered in a straightforward manner.

"I'm also sure, just number one, don't change it."

Song Ci sighed regretfully: "I'm sorry, student Xiao, but there is no lip print of the bride in it."

"what?"

"Hahaha..." Song Ci laughed out of nowhere.

"Because these four lip prints are all mine, hahaha..."

Xiao Mo immediately quit: "How can you play tricks, since there is no bride's lip print in it, then you still let me choose?"

Song Ci smiled harmlessly: "Did I say that I must let you choose? I just asked you to guess which lip print belongs to the bride. If there is none, just tell me no."

"You..." Xiao Mo was speechless.

Anyajie and Aya were amused by Xiao Mo's deflated expression.

Xiao Mo glared at the three people next to him, but Qian Bao had a calm face: "Don't stare at me, I made the right choice, isn't that the lip print of our Song Ci."

As soon as Qian Bao finished his sentence, he received several contemptuous looks. Those lip prints are all from your Song Ci family. You can't make a wrong choice even if you close your eyes.

"Okay, the second level failed, student Xiao, accept the punishment, fifty push-ups."

Xiao Mo muttered in dissatisfaction: "I don't think the four are alike, you have to let me choose."

Si Tianmu felt a little guilty: "Just do it quickly, we will definitely use snacks for the next level."

Xiao Mo reluctantly did push-ups, while the three women counted them funny.

"one two Three……"

Xiao Mo's hands were a little sore when he reached No. 40. Song Ci bent over and looked at Xiao Mo with a smile.

"Student Xiao, you must do your push-ups to a standard, otherwise they won't count."

Xiao Mo gritted his teeth angrily and could only insist on doing it.

Si Tianmu looked at Xiao Mo whose hands were trembling a little, and leaned his head close to Qian Bao's ear and whispered: "Why do I feel that Song Ci is deliberately trying to trick Xiao Mo? How did Xiao Mo offend her?"

Qian Bao laughed: "Who knows."

Xiao Mo's push-ups were finally finished, and Song Ci announced in a good mood that he could proceed to the next level.

Several people came to the yard, there was a round stone table and four stone stools under a big banyan tree, and the three women sat on it as a matter of course.

There was only one stool left, and the three best men rushed to grab the stool. Qian Bao walked in the front, and he grabbed the stool before the others, and sat on it triumphantly.

He put his hands on the stone table, and looked at Song Ci with a smile when he was about to speak, Song Ci gave him a blank look: "Who asked you to sit here, are you the groom?"

The corner of Qian Bao's mouth twitched a little.

"Hahaha..." Several buddies laughed and leaned forward, Qian Bao touched the tip of his nose and stood up in embarrassment.

Xiao Mo sat down on the stone bench with a smile, and looked at Song Ci with a flattering expression: "Bridesmaid, please come up with a question, what do you want me to guess this time?"

The professional Dr. Xiao also vaguely felt that Song Ci intended to punish him deliberately, but he scratched his head and couldn't figure out how he had offended Song Ci.

Song Ci saw that Xiao Mo had finally gained some insight, so he looked at him with a teachable expression: "This test, it can be regarded as a sub-question."

"You just pick one of our three bridesmaids and talk about her ten advantages."

Xiao Mo chose without thinking: "It's easy, I'll choose Anya, she has many advantages, she..."

Xiao Mo suddenly couldn't continue, because there were two pairs of leopard-like eyes staring at him in front of him.

Song Ci's eyes wanted to eat people: "Who thought he had sharp eyesight just now?"

Aya's eyes are fine, but her teeth are inexplicably itchy: "Don't I have ten advantages?"

There are also three knife-like eyes behind Xiao Mo.

Si Tianmu looked resentful: "An Ya has many advantages, how do you know that Anya has many advantages, you are going to marry a wife, and you still stare at other people's wives to talk about their advantages."

Yang Dazhuang was the same as Aya, his teeth itching inexplicably: "Why did you choose Anyajie to talk about it? My Aya is also full of strengths. Don't just say ten things, even if you can't finish it in a day, Xiao Mo, you bastard .”

Qian Bao was even more angry: "Why do you choose Anyajie without even thinking about it? Doesn't my Song Ci have any merits? Song Ci deserves to punish you, and now I want to punish you."

Anyajie looked at Xiao Mo sympathetically. Xiao Mo's back was already sweating, and he swallowed hard.

"Well, in fact, the three of you have many advantages, hehe, I... I can't finish it all at once." Xiao Mo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

The three groomsmen behind him all held hands, waiting to see the show one by one.

Song Ci snorted coldly: "It's okay, we are not in a hurry, you can speak slowly."

Xiao Mo shouted in his heart: "But I'm in a hurry, my bride is still waiting for me."

Xiao Mo realized that he had run into Song Ci's muzzle, so he reined in the precipice and looked at Song Ci firmly: "I'll just say you, I think you have the most advantages."

"whispering sound."

As soon as Xiao Mo finished speaking, Aya rolled his eyes, but Xiao Mo couldn't care so much now, he was thinking about the advantages of Song Ci.

Song Ci smiled inexplicably: "Very well, let's talk quickly, but I have to remind you, the time is only 30 seconds."

"What? But you didn't say to time it at first." Xiao Mo was going crazy.

"Can't I change the rules now?" Song Ci said confidently.

"Aya is in charge of counting, and the timer starts."