Madam's black history was picked up

Liu Feng still stood still, Xiao Mo looked anxious: "Liu Feng, make gestures quickly." If he loses, he will have to do push-ups again.

"Oh, okay, uh, that..." Liu Feng was a little at a loss, he raised his hand and then lowered it, lowered it and then raised it, but he didn't know how to gesture.

Liu Feng stretched out four fingers.

Xiao Mo immediately understood: "A four-character idiom?"

Liu Feng nodded vigorously, then she thought for a while, opened her mouth wide again, and reached out to tap her own teeth.

"Extracting teeth from a tiger's mouth?"

Liu Feng shook his head, opened his arms and turned around in a circle.

"Spin in circles?"

"Hahaha..." As soon as Xiao Mo finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.

The corners of Liu Feng's mouth twitched a little, thinking: "Could it be that my dance is not good-looking?" So she raised her orchid finger and twirled gracefully twice.

Xiao Mo suddenly said: "Dance lightly."

Qian Bao smiled and reported the time: "There are still five seconds."

Liu Feng suddenly opened his mouth wide and stretched out his claws.

Xiao Mo had a flash of inspiration.

"time up."

"Show your teeth and claws."

The voices of Qian Bao and Xiao Mo sounded one after the other.

"Hahaha……"

"Push-ups, push-ups, push-ups..."

Xiao Mo worked hard to finish fifty push-ups, and then switched positions with Liu Feng.

Yang Dazhuang smiled and showed Xiao Mo the note, which said "feeding bottle".

Xiao Mo first stretched out two fingers.

"Two words?" Liu Feng was a little uncertain.

Xiao Mo nodded, then reached out and touched his chest.

Liu Feng immediately talked about his chest, Xiao Mo shook his head, and then pointed to Liu Feng's chest, Liu Feng twitched his mouth in embarrassment.

"Milk?" Liu Feng blushed a little.

Xiao Mo nodded immediately, and then stretched out two fingers.

"grandmother?"

"Hahaha..." Everyone couldn't help laughing again.

Xiao Mo thought for a while, made a gesture of holding something with his hands, and raised his head as if drinking something.

"Drinking milk?"

"Hahaha……"

Xiao Mo supported his forehead weakly, and he compared his hands to the shape of a milk bottle again, and then he did milking movements on his chest.

The people in the room looked at Xiao Mo's antics, and they all leaned forward and back with laughter.

Qian Bao laughed so hard that he even forgot the time.

Liu Feng also burst out laughing, and she smiled and guessed again: "Milk?"

Xiao Mo shook his head feebly.

"Five seconds left."

Xiao Mo immediately thought of something, and immediately made a gesture of holding the baby in his arms, holding the non-existent bottle in one hand and feeding.

Liu Feng suddenly realized.

"time up."

"Bottle."

The two voices sounded in tandem again.

Yang Dazhuang shook his head and sighed: "Hey, the tacit understanding between you two is really worrying. Who will do the push-ups?"

Xiao Mo glared at Yang Dazhuang angrily: "Of course I will do it."

"Not bad, good courage, come on, let's count him together."

"one two three four……"

The first level ended with the fiasco of the two rookies.

The second level is to touch the egg, requiring the bride to take an egg and put it in from the groom's right trouser leg, and roll the egg out from the left trouser leg through the trousers.

result……

When the egg rolled to the middle, Liu Feng couldn't ignore the teasing of the best men, and crushed the egg with a shake of his hand.

In the end, amidst the strange laughter of the groomsmen and the speechless expressions of the bridesmaids, Liu Feng finished fifty push-ups with red cheeks and red ears.

He slumped on the ground weakly: "The next level, change...change the punishment method, I...I really have no energy."

"Hahaha..." A group of people laughed heartlessly, while Liu Feng felt terribly distressed.

"The last level is a great benefit. If you are really bored, you can choose to give up."

"What benefits?" Xiao Mo looked at Yang Dazhuang weakly.

"This level is called hilarious push-ups."

"I won't do it." Xiao Mo refused without even thinking about it.

Everyone looked at Xiao Mo who was furious, and couldn't stop laughing.

Yang Dazhuang smiled: "Don't worry, listen to me first, the rules of this level have no punishment but benefits."

"So good?" Xiao Mo was a little skeptical, he felt that these guys wanted to take the opportunity to kill him.

"Of course, let the bride lie on the bed later, you can do push-ups on top of her, and you can kiss her when you do one down."

"So simple?"

"Of course it's more than that."

Xiao Mo immediately had a look on his face.

Yang Dazhuang explained with a smile: "We will put a row of eggs on the bride. If you can't hold on when kissing the bride, your hands or feet are soft, and you suddenly overwhelm the bride, then..."

Yang Dazhuang raised his eyebrows at Xiao Mo meanly: "You understand."

Xiao Mo rolled his eyes.

Si Tianmu booed from the side: "Let's get started, we have less than 1 minute to go back."

Liu Feng lay down on the bed under everyone's urging, and Xiao Mo struggled to get up from the ground.

"Okay, the game begins."

Xiao Mo propped his hands on both sides of Liu Feng's head, and his hands were already shaking before he started.

"Come on, let's count for Xiao Mo."

"one."

"Crack." The egg broke.

"Ah..." Liu Feng screamed in disgust.

"Hahaha……"

"I...I'm bored, go...go back." Xiao Mo snapped his fingers with the last bit of strength.
Time stood still for an instant, and a white light appeared in the void. All the people in the room were sucked into the white light, and the surroundings became brighter and brighter. Those who were bright could not open their eyes.

After an unknown period of time, the surrounding white light disappeared, and the scene suddenly changed to Xiao Mo's villa. In a cozy room, eight young men and women were lying on a comfortable chair.

Each of them closed their eyes lightly, with smiles on the corners of their mouths, as if they were dreaming some sweet dream.

People who can dream are the happiest people in the world, because whether it is a nightmare or a good dream, they will wake up in the end.People who have had nightmares will be glad that it was just a nightmare, and people who have had good dreams will still have a smile on their lips when they wake up.

Youth is also a short dream. When you wake up, it will disappear without a trace, but the real situation in the dream is worth remembering in our lifetime.

The men and women on the recliner slowly opened their eyes.

Yang Dazhuang stretched his waist, still a little bit unsatisfied: "Damn, we just came out of the dream like this, and I haven't even enjoyed being an emperor yet."

But Aya sighed: "I don't want to be the queen for a minute, tsk tsk tsk, that kind of harem life is really thrilling every step of the way. If there is a chance next time, I must be the oiran."

"Why do you keep thinking about being an oiran?"

"Hmph." Aya looked arrogant.

Qian Bao also had endless aftertaste: "The feeling of leading troops to fight on the battlefield is really cool. It's completely different from standing in front of a big screen and commanding."

"On that battlefield, people will be very excited and more bloody. When you see the stumps and broken arms all over the ground, the bloodshot eyes, the desire to destroy the whole world is extremely strong, I am worried If you want to stay inside all the time, will you go crazy in battle?"

Yang Dazhuang nodded affirmatively: "I absolutely believe this. If the situation in the dream continues, I doubt that you will rebel and become the emperor directly from the son-in-law."

Song Ci retorted dissatisfied: "Fart son-in-law, I am not a princess in my dream, but a poor man."

"What, poor man?" Yang Dazhuang was taken aback.

"No wonder you are dressed so shabby, I didn't have time to ask at that time, didn't you say you want to be a princess before?"

Song Ci hummed angrily: "Then you have to ask Xiao Mo."

Xiao Mo leaned weakly on the recliner: "You don't mean to punish me because of this, do you?"

Anyajie and Aya burst out laughing.

Si Tianmu reminded him with a smile: "This time, you should be careful. If you offend anyone in the future, you can't offend a woman."

Xiao Mo wanted to cry without tears: "You are a princess, but you are in trouble. My plan is that after you meet Qian Bao, Qian Bao will take you into the palace to report to the emperor about his victory, and by the way tell the emperor that he wants to marry you It's about being the general's wife."

"It just so happened that you were seen by the queen mother, who recognized you as a princess who was sent out of the palace to be raised because of illness since childhood, but who knew that Qian Bao was defiant, and he came back after winning the battle and dragged you directly into the general's mansion."

Xiao Mo looked at Song Ci resentfully: "Qian Bao didn't bring you into the palace, how can you blame me?"

Song Ci immediately pointed the finger at Qian Bao: "Hey, after a long time, it's you who blocked my way to become a princess."

Yang Dazhuang also looked displeased: "Let me just say, which general won't enter the palace to face the emperor, you fucking went directly to the general's mansion, did you not pay attention to me, the emperor?"

The women were amused, but Yang Dazhuang was too involved in the drama.

Qian Bao yelled at the injustice: "I don't know, no one told me that after winning the battle, I have to go to the palace to face the saint."

"Someone said it, but you didn't listen." Song Ci angrily removed Qian Bao's lift.

"Who said that?"

"That guy called Yan Jun, when he saw you entering the General's Mansion, he asked you if you didn't go to the palace to face the saint. You said face the saint, why did you want to face the saint? Then Yan Jun stopped talking."

"At that time, Yan Xiong, whose eyes were bigger than copper bells, even praised you admiringly, saying that the general is so courageous, no matter what choice you make, the group of them will follow you."

The corners of Qian Bao's mouth twitched when he heard that, when Yan Jun asked him, he really didn't know why he wanted to face the saint, and now Qian Bao understood what he meant belatedly.

Yang Dazhuang gritted his teeth angrily: "Okay, Qian Bao, you say that you are a father and son soldier, and a brother who fights a tiger. We are in a different situation. I didn't expect that you would become ambitious and want to rebel in the dream."

Xiao Mo gloated and lit a fire beside him: "That's right, Qian Bao in the dream is very ambitious, he just wants to rebel."

Everyone looked at Xiao Mo, who looked like a villain, and was speechless for a while.

Yang Dazhuang picked up the pillow and covered Qian Bao's face: "I made you rebel, I made you dare to be disobedient, I haven't heard of an emperor named Qian in ancient times."

Qian Bao turned over and pressed Yang Dazhuang on the chair: "You haven't heard that it's because you are ignorant and ignorant. I don't want to be some kind of emperor. You don't treat the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."