Madam's black history was picked up

Song Ci rubbed his chin and made a well-founded analysis: "You can't drive fast, and in places where there is water, if you drive too fast, you will splash passers-by. .”

Qian Bao nodded in agreement.

Song Ci continued to analyze: "The bridge is flooded and I can't see the road, so I can't get off the car rashly. What if there is danger?" So she chose B decisively.

Qian Bao looked at Song Ci in confusion, why is this girl's way of analyzing problems different from us ordinary people?
"Why is it wrong again?" Song Ci was annoyed for a while.

"Is there something wrong with my download of this software? Isn't it genuine?"

"Honey, there's nothing wrong with this software, it's because your way of analyzing the problem is wrong."

"What's wrong?"

Qian Bao explained to her patiently: "When driving past the Manshui Bridge, you must get out of the car to check the situation, and then drive through after making sure there is no problem."

"But the bridge was flooded, and I couldn't see anything when I got off the car. If I stepped into the water and happened to step on a manhole cover that was lifted, wouldn't that be more dangerous."

Qian Bao was unable to support his forehead: "Song Ci, it is impossible to have a manhole cover on the bridge, because there is no sewer."

Song Ci slapped his forehead: "That's right, why didn't I think of that?"

Qian Bao fell on the bed at once.

In Song Ci's excited anticipation, she finally ushered in the exam of subject one. She got up early and dressed up carefully, and decided to meet this exam in her life in the best condition.

When Qian Bao got up, Song Ci was already standing in front of him beautifully. Song Ci was wearing a black dress with a blue denim jacket and a pair of brand new white sneakers. Youthful and beautiful.

"Baby, why are you so beautiful today?"

"Did I not look good yesterday?"

"Good-looking, good-looking, you look good every day, but today you look especially good-looking."

"Pfft, I hate it, get up quickly, you have to arrive at the examination room at eight o'clock."

"Okay, give me 5 minutes to pass, and I will definitely not delay my wife's exam."

After sending Song Ci to the examination room, Qian Bao waited in the car for her good news. Within half an hour, Qian Bao received a call from Song Ci.

"Baby, you passed the exam so quickly, did you pass?"

"Qian Bao, hurry up and buy me a pair of pants."

"Pants?"

"Yes, hurry up, go to the nearest shopping mall and buy one."

"You...you peed out of fear?" Qian Bao was a little restless.

Song Ci almost gasped for breath: "You're scared to pee, skirts are not allowed in the examination room, I need to come out and change."

"Skirts are not allowed, why?" Qian Bao was puzzled.

Song Ci rolled his eyes: "Why not, I'm afraid I'll cheat."

Qian Bao became angry when he heard it: "Who the hell is so brave to suspect that my wife is cheating, I'll go find him." Qian Bao said and was about to get out of the car.

"Oh, what are you doing? They didn't target me on purpose. It's just that there is such a rule in the examination room. I just don't know about it."

"Then they can't suspect that you will cheat. Is my wife's strength enough to cheat?"

"Okay, okay, don't put on your official airs, your wife, I am not used to going through special channels, so hurry up and buy, I will wait for you outside the examination room."

"Okay, so what pants are you going to wear?"

"Whatever, just hurry up. If my name is called later and I'm not around, then the queue will be in the afternoon."

"Don't worry, your husband and I are super fast no matter what we do."

Qian Bao hung up the phone and drove to the nearest shopping mall. He entered a department store and went straight to the women's clothing section.

The shopping guide greeted him with a smile: "Hi sir, what can I do for you?"

"I want to buy pants."

"Is it for women's pants?"

"Of course you come to the women's clothing section to buy women's trousers."

"Then what style do you want to buy?"

"Style?" Qian Bao frowned, he forgot to ask Song Ci what style he wanted.

"Then what styles do you have?"

"We have a lot of styles here, roughly divided into casual series and beef offal series. The casual series includes trousers, cropped pants, cropped pants, shorts, etc. The denim series includes pencil pants, straight-leg pants, wide-leg pants, flared pants, etc. .”

"Excuse me, sir, which one do you want to buy?"

"..."

Qian Bao's head got dizzy a long time ago, why is it so troublesome to buy a pair of trousers?
"Sir, this is your first time buying women's trousers, why don't you tell me who you bought them for, and I can help you refer to them?"

"I bought it for my wife."

The shopping guide knew that Qian Bao was a rich man when he saw the clothes on his body. Now when he heard that he was going to buy pants for his wife, the shopping guide's eyes immediately flashed.

"Sir, you are really a competent and good husband. For a man with taste like you, your wife must also be a person who pays attention to the quality of life. You can come to the branded clothing area here to have a look."

When Qian Bao thought of Song Ci often wearing a set of loose pajamas with a chicken nest head, he couldn't help laughing. This should have nothing to do with the quality of life.

The shopping guide began to introduce the most expensive trousers here to Qian Bao, when Song Ci called.

"Qian Bao, where did you go? It's been more than half an hour since you bought some pants and you still can't get them back. Do you have someone make them or something?"

The shopping guide pursed her lips and suppressed a smile, she was still a fierce wife.

"Buy it, buy it, I'll come."

Qian Bao hung up the phone and asked the shopping guide to take one at random.

"Okay, then I'll get you a popular style."

"It's all right, hurry up."

"Hey, okay, what size should I take?"

Qian Bao was going crazy: "I don't know, why do you have so many problems selling pants?"

Afraid of scaring the patron away, the shopping guide hurriedly took a pair of the most expensive trousers for Qian Bao to put on.

When Song Ci took the trousers and ran to the toilet to change, the corners of her mouth twitched violently. It was a pair of bright red sweatpants, which were so long and big that they could fit two Song Cis into it.

When she held her breath and put the gauze skirt into her trousers, rolled up her trousers, which were almost half-lengthened, and walked out of the toilet, a whisper came from her ears.

"What kind of aesthetic standard is this person, making his clothes look like this?"

"Hehe, that's right, there are strange flowers every year, especially this year."

Song Ci almost let out a mouthful of anger. When she came to the examination room in a weird dress, the staff told her that her name had already been called, and she could only wait until the afternoon.

"Qian Bao, you bastard!"

Sitting in the car, Qian Bao could almost hear Song Ci's roar.

The final result was that Song Ci ran back crying and said that he would not take the test, study, or drive.Qian Bao cautiously said good things and apologized, and promised to accompany her every day when she went to practice driving. Song Ci became less angry after hearing this.

Two months later, Song Ci got her driver's license as she wished, and her coach wiped off the sweat: "Finally passed the test."

Qian Bao also wiped away his sad tears: "When will my vacation end? I want to go back to the army for a few days."

At the same time, Qian Bao and the coach recalled the scene when Song Ci was practicing the car. Both of them were a little hopeless. When they got in the car, they couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. They didn't know which way to turn the steering wheel. Hanging a gear can run the entire coaching field.

Song Ci was overjoyed, and immediately called a few girlfriends to come out to celebrate. It happened that Qian Bao's vacation was over, and he practiced it by the way.

There was a burst of shouting in the private room of a certain KTV.

"Come on, brother, it will be a few months after you leave, the farewell words are all in the wine, it's done." Yang Dazhuang drank up the glass of wine after finishing speaking.

Si Tianmu laughed and teased: "Hey, brother Zhuang is so bold today? Qian Bao, you're almost ready to lose if you lose."

Qian Bao looked at Yang Dazhuang who was drinking heavily with his head up, and said to himself: "I see why you are so unhappy, because you don't want to part with me? No way."

"Why don't you drink it, don't you give me face, brother Zhuang?"

"Da Zhuang, who messed with you? Seeing your unhappy face, don't you think it's because you are reluctant to let me go?"

"Get out." Yang Dazhuang pushed Qian Bao away, and lay drunk on the sofa.

"What's wrong with me, whoever dares to make me unhappy, I'll cut him to death." Yang Dazhuang said and drank the wine in the bottle again.

"Damn, it's gone again."

Qian Bao didn't know, so he looked at Si Tianmu, and Si Tianmu shrugged, saying that he didn't know, Dr. Xiao would stay with his wife at home today, otherwise he could analyze what happened to Yang Dazhuang.

The three women on the sofa sang, shoulder to shoulder.

"You are my sister, you are my BaBy..."

After the three women yelled, they all collapsed on the sofa.

Aya picked up the wine bottle and yelled: "Sister, congratulations on getting the book, it seems that there will be another street killer on the road tomorrow, hehe, done it."

After Aya finished speaking, she raised her head and drank gulply.

Anyajie snatched Aya's bottle: "Aya, drink less, you'll get drunk easily."

"It's better to get drunk, I want to get drunk tonight." Aya snatched the wine bottle from Anyajie's hand again.

Song Ci looked at Anyajie inquiringly: "What's wrong with Aya, she seems very unhappy?"

Anyajie sighed, but said nothing.

Seeing that Aya was drinking from the bottle again, Song Ci hurried over to him: "Aya, are you crazy? This is not the way to drink alcohol, it hurts your body."

"Hehe, I'm crazy. Even if I'm not crazy, I'm not far from crazy. Give me the wine."

"Aya, what's the matter with you? If you have any unpleasantness, just say it, and we will share it with you. It's better than you drinking alone here."

"Hehe, what can I be unhappy about? I'm good-looking and rich, and I have a husband who loves me so much. I don't know how happy I am."

Aya said it with a smile, but she laughed and burst into tears. She felt that she was really going crazy.

Since Aya came back from the sea, Yang Dazhuang's mother never looked at Aya directly, she felt that Aya was [-]% insulted by pirates.