The boss fights my acting skills with me every day

Lin Xiyue felt that she was very eloquent and able to adapt to changes, but every time she met Song Lexi, she was always speechless.

She was at a loss, "How to prove this relationship?"

Yes, how to prove it?

The audience and executives, as well as a man hiding behind a monitor, expressed their curiosity too.

Song Lexi smiled kindly, "It's very simple, you said you two are adulterers, have you slept together? Tell me, when did you two hook up together? When did you hold hands and kiss? And when did you have sex? ?”

Three "when" in a row were so fierce that everyone lost their voices collectively.

That's how she didn't stop.

"When was the last time you went to bed? Specifically, what position did you use? How long did it last? It's best to describe Si Ye's expression at that time. Of course, it would be better if you saved the video For the sake of saving me, I want to hear from other women how my man shows off his majesty in bed."

"Since you have slept together, what are the characteristics of Si Ye, such as where is there a mole? It's okay if you really can't remember it. You have personally measured how long his thing is, so you should know?"

Lin Xiyue concluded.

Fans: "..." Such a fierce Mrs. Yuan Shao.

Executive: "..." What a pure and unaffected Secretary Song!

"What? Can't remember?" Song Lexi changed her posture, "If you can't remember anything, you're trying to blackmail someone."

"I..." Lin Xiyue's head was in a mess. She didn't know the characteristics of Yuan Siye's body and how long it was. The two of them had never even met naked.

At this moment, she is in a daze. Is it really okay to say this in public?

And you're a girl, why don't you blush when you talk about going to bed?Liang Jingya's brain is not enough.

In the police booth, the translator secretly glanced at Yuan Siye, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and silently hugged his chubby self tightly.

Afraid.

Song Lexi raised her hand, looked at the watch on her wrist, "I'll give you 2 minutes to recall, if you can't remember, then I'll treat you as blackmail."

"Friendly reminder, our family's Si Ye is worth a lot of money, and you blackmailing people is equivalent to blackmailing his worth. From a legal perspective, blackmailing people is extortion. Do you need me to tell you the legal definition of extortion?"

Lin Xiyue looked at her blankly.

"The crime of extortion is an act of extorting public property by threatening or coercing the victim for the purpose of illegal possession. First of all, let's talk about illegal possession. Yuan Siye belongs to me, his net worth is mine, and he is mine. Private property, you have to rush to be a mistress. This is for the purpose of illegal possession. I don’t need to talk about the methods of threatening or coercing later. You can recall your own memories and forcibly ask for public property. Yuan Siye belongs to me. Everything about him is mine, understand?"

Lin Xiyue was even more at a loss.

"Then let's talk about sentencing. Go back and read the first few items yourself. What I want to say is the one that fits the current situation. If the amount is particularly huge or there are other particularly serious circumstances, the sentence is more than ten years in prison and a fine. Yuan Sye's net worth Hundreds of billions, which is equivalent to the annual tax revenue of an ordinary first-tier city, is this amount too big?"

"Okay, 2 minutes, remember by yourself."

Lin Xiyue was dumbfounded and kept silent.

Is this a big shame scene?

The fans on the live broadcast platform laughed their heads off.

[Stop talking, I love Liao this young lady! ! 】

[All the courtiers should learn a little bit, refer to Secretary Song when dealing with her husband's cheating in the future. 】

[Large mudslide scene! ! 】

[Upstairs is wrong, it's a large-scale bewilderment scene, didn't you see that the eyes of Xiaosan's two walnuts are all blank? 】

[This is the first time I feel sorry for Xiaosan. Whose husband is not good for you to hook up with Secretary Song's husband, right?dog head]

Ten seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds...

One minute passed, and Liang Jingya was still dazed.

"Friendly reminder, 1 minute has passed, and you still have 60 seconds to recall."

Lin Xiyue clenched her fists, "You..." To tell the truth, Lin Xiyue didn't know what to say, she had never met someone who played cards so unconventional.

He thought that even if Song Lexi came, he would beat her up at most, but he didn't expect that he would put himself in a difficult situation without even touching a single finger.

Lin Xiyue was extremely embarrassed, she realized that she was like a clown.

Song Lexi didn't look at her, but stared at her watch.

"Okay, 2 minutes is up, please give an example."

Lin Xiyue collapsed, "Who would pay attention to messy things at that time!"

Song Lexi raised her finger and pushed it on the bridge of her nose before realizing that she didn't wear glasses. She put down her hand regretfully, "It's strange what you said. Could it be that you two are having sex for work?"

What is work sex?That must be one party engaged in the accompanying/sleeping industry.

Lin Xiyue's mind was muddled, and it took her a long time to realize that she was scolding herself, and she was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

The black-clothed bodyguard who had been serving as a wooden stake beside Song Lexi cast a cold look over her, and Lin Xiyue immediately stopped her injured movements.

"I'm a woman, am I kidding my reputation?"

"Sister." Song Lexi was helpless, "Is it useful to talk about gender at this time? I'll ask you to provide evidence. Since you can't provide evidence, then please find your lawyer and talk to my lawyer."

Being pressed and beaten all the time, Lin Xiyue was so aggrieved that she was dying.

"You're too much, a shrew like you, Mr. Ye, won't like it!"

"Wait." Song Lexi called to stop.

Lin Xiyue was puzzled.

Song Lexi circled her around, pinched her chin and clicked her tongue twice, "Sister, I want to tell you some sad news."

Lin Xiyue: "???"

Fans, executives: "???"

Song Lexi expressed regret, "Our family, Si Ye, doesn't like your style. Didn't you do research before blackmailing people? Before me, he liked women who were weak like dodder flowers. It's better to have smaller buttocks. The chest should be smaller, the face should be bigger than the palm, the waist should be..."

She made a pinching motion with both hands, "You can hold it with both hands. I'm afraid you didn't notice it? The woman he likes must be 1.6 meters five, or she can wear high heels at 1.6 meters five, and her feet are still It should be small, and it is best to wear the kind of children's shoes."

Lin Xiyue: "..."

"After all, he is very machismo, and a woman wants a small bird to cling to, the kind that best blends into his body."

Audience: "..." Are you driving?You are absolutely driving!

"Ah, don't get me wrong, I didn't drive, and the Rong I'm talking about is the real Rong, the kind of Rong that can fit into a pair of L pants when it's attached to him."

"...Does such a person exist in the world?" Lin Xiyue doubted.

"Should be there, right? Why don't you lose weight and go for a beauty treatment or something to shrink your magnificent breasts and slightly upturned buttocks? Besides, your face is a bit big, so cut a bone? "Song Lexi scanned her up and down several times, regretfully said: "The height is also a bit tall, and it should be about the same if you can break a bone in the end. Your feet are not good, why don't you bind your feet?"

Lin Xiyue touched her face in fright, then hurriedly covered her chest with one hand and her buttocks with the other.

What she is most proud of is this good figure that can definitely fascinate any man. Without her good figure, is she still her?

And what about cutting bones, breaking bones, binding feet, and doing things for people? !
Lin Xiyue shivered suddenly, and suddenly bowed deeply to Song Lexi with a sincere expression, "Secretary Song, I suddenly found that you and Mr. Yuan are the only ones who are the best match in the whole world. I have become vicious cannon fodder, I wish you happiness!"

After speaking, Lin Xiyue limped and ran away.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Song Lexi didn't expect her to run away, and hurriedly wanted to catch up, "Actually, your figure is not bad, as long as you have a little fat, you don't need to grind your face too badly, just cut two or three pieces Just centimeters!"

Lin Xiyue ran even faster.

Song Lexi looked at her back from a distance, sighed, and asked the black-clothed bodyguard beside her suspiciously, "You said that women nowadays want to hook up with a good man but are unwilling to pay, so they just cut their bones, pump some fat, Another three-inch golden lotus foot."

The corner of the black-clothed bodyguard's mouth twitched.

It's still "not enough", bone cutting, liposuction, and foot binding. Modern women who are used to the taste of freedom are not willing to live like Qing Dynasty women.

What's more, you are so cruel that you have people cut off your bones, Secretary Song!

The crowd was stunned.

There was no barrage on the live broadcast interface for a long time, and after a few seconds, it suddenly surged like a mountain torrent.

[Awesome Secretary Song! 】

[From now on, Secretary Song will be added among the people I admire. 】

【...It actually scared Xiaosan away, quack quack quack. 】

[Didn't you let someone strangle your neck upstairs?Laughing so noisy my eyes! 】

quack quack quack.

Gradually, the applause resounded through a small piece of heaven and earth.

As soon as Song Lexi turned her head, she saw the door of a car parked not far away opened, and a lot of heads poked out from inside, their eyes shining brightly, applauding like seals.

Seeing her looking over, she gave a thumbs up.

Song Lexi stared at the sky speechlessly.

This group of funny than high-level ah.

The fans watching the live broadcast had big question marks in their heads, what happened?Who are those people?

So someone popularized the science of a certain manager and a certain supervisor. In short, each of them is an ordinary employee.

Yuan's people...are they so funny?
And a group of paparazzi...

Sorry, please ignore their existence.

I don't know why they were a little timid, but they didn't feel that way when facing the flamboyant Yuan Siye.

Some people feel that their legs hurt a little.

Seeing her glance over, she quickly hugged her fat self and shrank together like a quail.

Song Lexi smacked her lips, a bunch of cowards!
Pat, clack, footsteps from far to near.

Song Lexi squinted his eyes and looked over. The straight black suit wrapped a strong and well-proportioned figure. The exquisite tailoring made him even more handsome.

The upright Song Lexi just stood there, waiting for the other party to come over, and grabbed his clothes... The corner of the clothes, after all, the other party's height is a bit too tall, so she, a woman who has passed Huaguo, is afraid of how tall she is on average. Centimeters are very stressful.

Song Lexi frowned.

Yuan Siye slightly raised his eyebrows, "I was passing by to watch the excitement."

Song Lexi was dissatisfied, "Watching the excitement? Didn't you make the excitement yourself?"

Yuan Siye didn't speak, his face was full of "what to do with me".

Song Lexi wanted to sigh again, "Mr. Yuan, can you please put your tail away? Do you know that I need to work harder to deal with the rotten peach blossoms that I have attracted?"

Yuan Siye glanced up at a group of senior executives with bright eyes, and put his chin on her head with a smile, "If you don't provoke rotten peach blossoms, can you notice me?"