The boss fights my acting skills with me every day
Chapter 34 Is She Going to Be a Catcher?
"Ah! Ah!!" Song Lexi opened her mouth and yelled twice.
Hearing this usual casual voice, Yuan Siye almost died of anger: "You are really stupid to say that you are stupid! Do you want to be more involved and realistic? Do you understand? Even if you haven't experienced the real thing, haven't you seen a small movie yet? ! Or do you want me to come for real?!"
Song Lexi: "..."
Almost got it?
Isn't that how it's played on TV?
"If you don't give me a good shout, then I will do it myself." Yuan Siye's voice revealed a strong sense of danger.
"Don't, don't, don't! I know, you don't want Jiang Zi, this is an old house!" Song Lexi's voice was very soft, even ambiguous.
Yuan Siye nodded in satisfaction, before he could speak, Song Lexi raised her voice again, her face turned into a monkey's ass.
While making this sound, Song Lexi's face was full of heat.
Not to mention her, it was the friend's servant who was eavesdropping outside the door. He blushed when he heard it. After a while, he quickly left with a tray.
Shouting vividly and emotionally for several minutes, well, at least Song Lexi thinks that the performance is considered a success.
Yuan Siye jumped out of bed and walked to the door lightly.
Looking out through the cat's eye, the corridor was empty again. The servant had obviously obtained the first-hand information he wanted, and went back to claim credit.
"Okay, okay, stop shouting, your acting skills are so clumsy, I can't even listen to it!"
As soon as the hearing stopped, Song Lexi breathed a sigh of relief as if she had been pardoned: "Has the eavesdropper left?"
Yuan Siye didn't answer her, but took a closer look at the wound that was still bleeding.
Song Lexi still felt a little guilty. Although what she did just now was a bit embarrassing, it was still included in the performance contract. Besides, Yuan Siye really didn't do anything to her.
"Are you sure you don't want to bandage it?"
"It's not necessary..."
Suddenly, a sinister smile appeared on Yuan Siye's face, which made Song Lexi's skin crawl when he saw it.
"You... what are you planning to do? Don't let me act any more!" Song Lexi hasn't gotten over what happened just now, she always feels that she really did something embarrassing.
"Although the performance is not very good, but the expected effect has been achieved, get out of the way."
Without further ado, Yuan Siye drove Song Lexi aside.
Song Lexi was very curious about what he wanted to do, and looked around.
Yuan Siye roughly measured the location, then gritted his teeth and squeezed the wound on his wrist.
A few drops of blood quickly fell down and spread quickly on the bed sheet.
After Yuan Siye finished reading it, he nodded in satisfaction. In order to achieve the best effect, he rubbed his hands on it to achieve a kind of effect after rubbing.
"You are..."
Song Lexi realized the real intention of this guy immediately.
...Such a bloody and routine plot, wouldn't it only appear on the eight o'clock TV?
And Yuan Siye knew to do this, so could it be that he has been chasing this kind of TV series? !
"Ok!"
After repeated observations, Yuan Siye nodded in satisfaction, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed true.
"Now, it's realistic enough, haha, go find the medicine box and bandage it up for me." Yuan Siye said in a commanding tone.
The yelling on the bed just now made Song Lexi embarrassed enough, but he didn't expect him to make such a mess again.
Since he stained the bed sheet with blood, the purpose is very clear, and he will wait for people to see it tomorrow. Even if nothing happens, people will think that something has happened...
There is a saying that it is easy to get on a thief's boat, but difficult to get off a thief's boat. The deal was originally clean, but her reputation was also involved.
The next day.
At the door of each family member, servants have already been waiting, ready to accept the call of the master at any time, serve tea and water, take care of washing and so on.
While yawning, Yuan Siye walked out of the room sleepily: "Aha..."
"Are you awake?" The servant who had been waiting outside greeted him. He was the one who was ordered to eavesdrop last night and left with a red face.
"Yeah." Yuan Siye casually took a cup of tea from the tray and rinsed his mouth: "Oh, by the way, Le Xi was too tired last night, don't bother her, when she wakes up, go clean up the room, Understand?"
"Yes……"
Because of the episode last night, the servant felt a little embarrassed just listening to such ordinary words, so he quickly bowed his head in response.
Afterwards Yuan Siye left, and the servant continued to wait for Song Lexi to come out.
In fact, Song Lexi woke up early in the room.
Last night was peaceful and quiet, because the bed was very big, the two stood on each side, and there was still a large distance between them.
In the first half of the night, Song Lexi was still prepared to prevent Yuan Siye from pounced on him at any time, but the facts proved that she was just thinking too much...
"This guy, I'll settle this account with him sooner or later!" Hearing the conversation at the door, Song Lexi gritted her teeth.
After waiting for about 10 minutes, she got up, finished her grooming, went to say hello to the elders at home, and prepared to eat breakfast at the same time.
The maid took advantage of this time to rush to clean the room.
As soon as he entered the room, the man came straight to the bed, lifted the quilt, and stared straight away.
The touch of red on the bed sheet was so clear that it couldn't be more clear...
As if discovering the biggest news of this century, the servant rushed to find Mrs. Yuan.
At the breakfast table, Song Lexi could clearly feel that the way the old lady looked at Yuan Siye had changed, but there was no change towards her, she was still smiling and amiable.
Yuan Siye seemed to know nothing, he should eat and drink, he was completely fine.
After waiting until breakfast was almost finished, Old Madam Yuan smiled and said, "Ahem... Si Ye, Le Xi, I agree with you two things, and everyone in the family also agrees with you. Afraid of procrastination, tell me, when are you going to get the certificate?"
It was still in the investigation stage, but this time it suddenly rose to the level of obtaining a certificate, which shows that Mrs. Yuan really accepted this granddaughter-in-law.
Song Lexi was so shocked that she couldn't say a word, she just lowered her head and played with the coffee spoon in her hand.
"Grandma, why worry! It's not an important matter." Yuan Siye still had an indifferent attitude.
Old Madam Yuan patted his arm angrily: "Brat, do you mean you want the scumbag Lexi? Although you had a lot of love history before, Lexi didn't mind. Shouldn't you turn the prodigal son back for money!"
In the end, Mrs. Yuan decided to speak out, and said bluntly, "You have to listen to me about this matter. You two should go get the certificate as soon as possible, understand?"
"Grandma..." Yuan Siye wanted to say something else.
Mrs. Yuan quickly interrupted him, her tone extremely serious: "Shut up, you said you must listen to me, now I'm still in charge of the family, and want to turn the world upside down for you?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become awkward again, Song Lexi hurriedly persuaded her: "Grandma, actually... what he said is not unreasonable, we have a lot of things to do now, we can temporarily push back the certificate."
That's all for Yuan Siye to say, but Song Lexi spoke in a similar tone, now the old lady will quit.
"No, this is a lifelong event for you, and you must deal with it quickly. You can't let my great-great-grandson be born out of wedlock, right? Also, if you slow down, what if you don't want Si Ye?" Yuan Lao The wife said very firmly.
When she realized that she had said what was in her heart, before they came back to their senses, she hurriedly said: "The matter is settled like this, no one will say anything, choosing a day is worse than hitting the day, today is a good day! Come on, tell me Call me Yuan Si and Yuan Wu!"
Song Lexi looked at Mrs. Yuan in disbelief. Could it be that she was afraid that Yuan Siye would not be sold at home?
Even though Yuan Siye is so playful and scumbag, there are still many women who like him!
While Song Lexi was thinking wildly, the Yuan Si and Yuan Wu that Mrs. Yuan was talking about arrived. They were two tall and strong middle-aged bodyguards in suits.
Seeing these two people, Yuan Siye, who had always been fearless, gasped.
Although Song Lexi doesn't understand, but he knows it well, these two guys are the old lady's personal bodyguards, at home, except for the old lady's words, they don't obey anyone's orders at all.
When I was young, I was often disciplined by these two people.
Old Madam Yuan put on a straight face, and ordered seriously: "Yuan Si, Yuan Wu, you go down and prepare immediately, and take the two of them to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate in a while, all the process must be carried out under your supervision, understand?" ?”
The two bodyguards nodded and left.
Right now, I really have no choice...
The stubbornness in Song Lexi's heart is still supporting her in her final resistance: "Well, grandma, don't be so anxious, I just fell in love with him not long ago, and I still want, I still want to enjoy this feeling, and let the two of us live together for a while. What about the world..."
Besides, she didn't want to marry into Yuan's family!
"It doesn't matter. Grandma will take care of other things. Grandma won't give birth at the moment. You can still live in a two-person world, but good women don't come along all the time." Old Madam Yuan nodded very satisfied.
Looking at Old Madam Yuan's eyes, Song Lexi felt that her eyes were wrong no matter what she looked at.
It gave her a very strange feeling, as if she was thanking her for being a successor and allowing her grandson to have a wife.
Song Lexi feels like a fish that is about to drown now, she just wants to go ashore and doesn't want to swim.
Yuan Siye, who couldn't stand it anymore, said hastily: "Okay, Nainai, I'll listen to you, let's go get the certificate!"
"Si Ye..."
Song Lexi just watched Yuan Siye go out, but she stood there motionless.
Mrs. Yuan pushed her hand quickly, and said with a smile: "Go, go, grandma is waiting for you at home. Seeing that you two are so loving, I feel relieved."
Song Lexi, who was about to walk forward, paused, turned sideways and said, "Grandma, where did you see our affection? He didn't even wait for me."
"Lovely and loving, let's go." Old Madam Yuan waved her hands with a smile.
Depressed Song Lexi had no choice but to go outside, she always felt that all this was very strange, so strange that she couldn't tell what it was like.
I have heard that a woman finds an honest man to marry. Haven't I heard that a man finds an honest man to marry?
Seeing Song Lexi leave, Old Madam Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
But soon, she sighed again: "Hey, what a child..."
……
Song Lexi who got into the car was still thinking about how to escape, but Yuan Siye was indifferent.
Because Yuan Si's two bodyguards were in another car, and there were only the two of them in this car, Song Lexi couldn't help but say, "Young Master Ye, you are going to become a married man soon, don't you worry at all? Is it?"
Hearing this usual casual voice, Yuan Siye almost died of anger: "You are really stupid to say that you are stupid! Do you want to be more involved and realistic? Do you understand? Even if you haven't experienced the real thing, haven't you seen a small movie yet? ! Or do you want me to come for real?!"
Song Lexi: "..."
Almost got it?
Isn't that how it's played on TV?
"If you don't give me a good shout, then I will do it myself." Yuan Siye's voice revealed a strong sense of danger.
"Don't, don't, don't! I know, you don't want Jiang Zi, this is an old house!" Song Lexi's voice was very soft, even ambiguous.
Yuan Siye nodded in satisfaction, before he could speak, Song Lexi raised her voice again, her face turned into a monkey's ass.
While making this sound, Song Lexi's face was full of heat.
Not to mention her, it was the friend's servant who was eavesdropping outside the door. He blushed when he heard it. After a while, he quickly left with a tray.
Shouting vividly and emotionally for several minutes, well, at least Song Lexi thinks that the performance is considered a success.
Yuan Siye jumped out of bed and walked to the door lightly.
Looking out through the cat's eye, the corridor was empty again. The servant had obviously obtained the first-hand information he wanted, and went back to claim credit.
"Okay, okay, stop shouting, your acting skills are so clumsy, I can't even listen to it!"
As soon as the hearing stopped, Song Lexi breathed a sigh of relief as if she had been pardoned: "Has the eavesdropper left?"
Yuan Siye didn't answer her, but took a closer look at the wound that was still bleeding.
Song Lexi still felt a little guilty. Although what she did just now was a bit embarrassing, it was still included in the performance contract. Besides, Yuan Siye really didn't do anything to her.
"Are you sure you don't want to bandage it?"
"It's not necessary..."
Suddenly, a sinister smile appeared on Yuan Siye's face, which made Song Lexi's skin crawl when he saw it.
"You... what are you planning to do? Don't let me act any more!" Song Lexi hasn't gotten over what happened just now, she always feels that she really did something embarrassing.
"Although the performance is not very good, but the expected effect has been achieved, get out of the way."
Without further ado, Yuan Siye drove Song Lexi aside.
Song Lexi was very curious about what he wanted to do, and looked around.
Yuan Siye roughly measured the location, then gritted his teeth and squeezed the wound on his wrist.
A few drops of blood quickly fell down and spread quickly on the bed sheet.
After Yuan Siye finished reading it, he nodded in satisfaction. In order to achieve the best effect, he rubbed his hands on it to achieve a kind of effect after rubbing.
"You are..."
Song Lexi realized the real intention of this guy immediately.
...Such a bloody and routine plot, wouldn't it only appear on the eight o'clock TV?
And Yuan Siye knew to do this, so could it be that he has been chasing this kind of TV series? !
"Ok!"
After repeated observations, Yuan Siye nodded in satisfaction, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed true.
"Now, it's realistic enough, haha, go find the medicine box and bandage it up for me." Yuan Siye said in a commanding tone.
The yelling on the bed just now made Song Lexi embarrassed enough, but he didn't expect him to make such a mess again.
Since he stained the bed sheet with blood, the purpose is very clear, and he will wait for people to see it tomorrow. Even if nothing happens, people will think that something has happened...
There is a saying that it is easy to get on a thief's boat, but difficult to get off a thief's boat. The deal was originally clean, but her reputation was also involved.
The next day.
At the door of each family member, servants have already been waiting, ready to accept the call of the master at any time, serve tea and water, take care of washing and so on.
While yawning, Yuan Siye walked out of the room sleepily: "Aha..."
"Are you awake?" The servant who had been waiting outside greeted him. He was the one who was ordered to eavesdrop last night and left with a red face.
"Yeah." Yuan Siye casually took a cup of tea from the tray and rinsed his mouth: "Oh, by the way, Le Xi was too tired last night, don't bother her, when she wakes up, go clean up the room, Understand?"
"Yes……"
Because of the episode last night, the servant felt a little embarrassed just listening to such ordinary words, so he quickly bowed his head in response.
Afterwards Yuan Siye left, and the servant continued to wait for Song Lexi to come out.
In fact, Song Lexi woke up early in the room.
Last night was peaceful and quiet, because the bed was very big, the two stood on each side, and there was still a large distance between them.
In the first half of the night, Song Lexi was still prepared to prevent Yuan Siye from pounced on him at any time, but the facts proved that she was just thinking too much...
"This guy, I'll settle this account with him sooner or later!" Hearing the conversation at the door, Song Lexi gritted her teeth.
After waiting for about 10 minutes, she got up, finished her grooming, went to say hello to the elders at home, and prepared to eat breakfast at the same time.
The maid took advantage of this time to rush to clean the room.
As soon as he entered the room, the man came straight to the bed, lifted the quilt, and stared straight away.
The touch of red on the bed sheet was so clear that it couldn't be more clear...
As if discovering the biggest news of this century, the servant rushed to find Mrs. Yuan.
At the breakfast table, Song Lexi could clearly feel that the way the old lady looked at Yuan Siye had changed, but there was no change towards her, she was still smiling and amiable.
Yuan Siye seemed to know nothing, he should eat and drink, he was completely fine.
After waiting until breakfast was almost finished, Old Madam Yuan smiled and said, "Ahem... Si Ye, Le Xi, I agree with you two things, and everyone in the family also agrees with you. Afraid of procrastination, tell me, when are you going to get the certificate?"
It was still in the investigation stage, but this time it suddenly rose to the level of obtaining a certificate, which shows that Mrs. Yuan really accepted this granddaughter-in-law.
Song Lexi was so shocked that she couldn't say a word, she just lowered her head and played with the coffee spoon in her hand.
"Grandma, why worry! It's not an important matter." Yuan Siye still had an indifferent attitude.
Old Madam Yuan patted his arm angrily: "Brat, do you mean you want the scumbag Lexi? Although you had a lot of love history before, Lexi didn't mind. Shouldn't you turn the prodigal son back for money!"
In the end, Mrs. Yuan decided to speak out, and said bluntly, "You have to listen to me about this matter. You two should go get the certificate as soon as possible, understand?"
"Grandma..." Yuan Siye wanted to say something else.
Mrs. Yuan quickly interrupted him, her tone extremely serious: "Shut up, you said you must listen to me, now I'm still in charge of the family, and want to turn the world upside down for you?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become awkward again, Song Lexi hurriedly persuaded her: "Grandma, actually... what he said is not unreasonable, we have a lot of things to do now, we can temporarily push back the certificate."
That's all for Yuan Siye to say, but Song Lexi spoke in a similar tone, now the old lady will quit.
"No, this is a lifelong event for you, and you must deal with it quickly. You can't let my great-great-grandson be born out of wedlock, right? Also, if you slow down, what if you don't want Si Ye?" Yuan Lao The wife said very firmly.
When she realized that she had said what was in her heart, before they came back to their senses, she hurriedly said: "The matter is settled like this, no one will say anything, choosing a day is worse than hitting the day, today is a good day! Come on, tell me Call me Yuan Si and Yuan Wu!"
Song Lexi looked at Mrs. Yuan in disbelief. Could it be that she was afraid that Yuan Siye would not be sold at home?
Even though Yuan Siye is so playful and scumbag, there are still many women who like him!
While Song Lexi was thinking wildly, the Yuan Si and Yuan Wu that Mrs. Yuan was talking about arrived. They were two tall and strong middle-aged bodyguards in suits.
Seeing these two people, Yuan Siye, who had always been fearless, gasped.
Although Song Lexi doesn't understand, but he knows it well, these two guys are the old lady's personal bodyguards, at home, except for the old lady's words, they don't obey anyone's orders at all.
When I was young, I was often disciplined by these two people.
Old Madam Yuan put on a straight face, and ordered seriously: "Yuan Si, Yuan Wu, you go down and prepare immediately, and take the two of them to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate in a while, all the process must be carried out under your supervision, understand?" ?”
The two bodyguards nodded and left.
Right now, I really have no choice...
The stubbornness in Song Lexi's heart is still supporting her in her final resistance: "Well, grandma, don't be so anxious, I just fell in love with him not long ago, and I still want, I still want to enjoy this feeling, and let the two of us live together for a while. What about the world..."
Besides, she didn't want to marry into Yuan's family!
"It doesn't matter. Grandma will take care of other things. Grandma won't give birth at the moment. You can still live in a two-person world, but good women don't come along all the time." Old Madam Yuan nodded very satisfied.
Looking at Old Madam Yuan's eyes, Song Lexi felt that her eyes were wrong no matter what she looked at.
It gave her a very strange feeling, as if she was thanking her for being a successor and allowing her grandson to have a wife.
Song Lexi feels like a fish that is about to drown now, she just wants to go ashore and doesn't want to swim.
Yuan Siye, who couldn't stand it anymore, said hastily: "Okay, Nainai, I'll listen to you, let's go get the certificate!"
"Si Ye..."
Song Lexi just watched Yuan Siye go out, but she stood there motionless.
Mrs. Yuan pushed her hand quickly, and said with a smile: "Go, go, grandma is waiting for you at home. Seeing that you two are so loving, I feel relieved."
Song Lexi, who was about to walk forward, paused, turned sideways and said, "Grandma, where did you see our affection? He didn't even wait for me."
"Lovely and loving, let's go." Old Madam Yuan waved her hands with a smile.
Depressed Song Lexi had no choice but to go outside, she always felt that all this was very strange, so strange that she couldn't tell what it was like.
I have heard that a woman finds an honest man to marry. Haven't I heard that a man finds an honest man to marry?
Seeing Song Lexi leave, Old Madam Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
But soon, she sighed again: "Hey, what a child..."
……
Song Lexi who got into the car was still thinking about how to escape, but Yuan Siye was indifferent.
Because Yuan Si's two bodyguards were in another car, and there were only the two of them in this car, Song Lexi couldn't help but say, "Young Master Ye, you are going to become a married man soon, don't you worry at all? Is it?"
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