The boss fights my acting skills with me every day
Chapter 39 So Hungry And Thirsty Even The Bodyguards Don't Let It Go?
Yuan Siye: "..."
What's the difference between that and proving your mother is your mother?
"Open it." Yuan Siye was half leaning on the head of the bed, with one long leg stretched out and the other half bent, without being casually resting on the arm of Huo Huo's.
"First prove that you are really anxious."
Yuan Siye was speechless, "How to prove this?"
Song Lexi: "..."
It's really hard to prove, you can't spread it on the bed, right?
"Turn your legs to that side, and turn your body around too." Song Lexi directed Yuan Siye to change directions, fearing that he would not be able to let go of the handcuffs if he loosened the handcuffs, trying to avoid being attacked the first time he undid the restraint.
Yuan Siye clicked his tongue, and sat down according to her command.
Only then did Song Lexi move over carefully, and took the key to open the handcuffs on the bedside. She was careful not to open the handcuffs on Yuan Siye's hand, which was the last insurance for herself.
As soon as the key was inserted into the lock, it clicked.
Song Lexi sensed a gust of wind blowing, and just as her feet touched the ground and wanted to run, she was knocked over by a wall of human flesh and fell directly onto the bed.
"what--"
She exclaimed, and the next second, the world was spinning and she was firmly crushed under her body.
Song Lexi secretly thought it was bad, but the other party had long legs and long arms, she couldn't do anything about it, she could only be crushed tightly.
"Didn't Secretary Song want to experiment with all the toys? I'm afraid you'll be tired, so I don't need you to do it. I'll do it myself." Yuan Siye pressed the person under him, laughing dangerously and recklessly.
While talking, he took a pair of cat ears and cat tails, and deliberately waved them in front of Song Lexi's eyes, "I remember that the manual you read said that this kind of thing is for one person, one use, Secretary Song doesn't have to worry about safety issues at all, come on, Obediently let the uncle put it on for you."
With his dexterous and slender fingers, he held cat ears on Song Lexi's head, and a fake fur cat tail, with a wicked smile in his eyes, "This...Secretary Song will definitely like it."
Song Lexi's hair exploded all over.
"No, no! I don't want it!"
She shook her head desperately, trying to get rid of the cat ears on her head, but after a long time of hard work, she just did nothing, and screamed angrily.
"You have to have it if you don't want it." Yuan Siye said slowly, his movements were unhurried, Song Lexi watched helplessly as he took out the cat's tail from the package, and stroked it from the root to the root with those hands that were like a pianist. tail point.
Song Lexi couldn't help shaking, as if what he just stroked was her own tail.
"Yuan, Yuan Siye, don't act foolishly. I tell you that what you are doing now is against the law. I can sue you..." Song Lexi was stern. Although she had never played with such exciting things before, she knew what was going on just by looking at it. It's the same thing, and it's really shameful to have a cat's ears and a cat's tail.
Needless to say, it's black history again.
"I don't think it's upright, I understand." Yuan Siye echoed what she just said meaningfully, and slowly stroked the cat's tail, holding her body with a big hand to install it, Song Lexi was so scared that she kept screaming.
Her voice was sharp and sharp, piercing one's eardrums, and her breath was very steady, and her screams were continuous.
Yuan Siye discovered for the first time that Song Lexi had a talent for singing.
"Knock-"
There was a knock on the door, and Song Lexi immediately shut up, looking at Yuan Siye with bright eyes, "Someone is here!"
Is this trying to escape?
Yuan Siye continued to move his hands, "He knocked on his, let's play with ours. Grandma told us to play well, those people will know they are busy if they don't get a response."
Song Lexi was shocked when she heard that.
"Maybe the bodyguard has something important to do? Maybe it's grandma's order? Or maybe it's something else very, very important?"
She used it several times in a row, for fear that Yuan Siye would really put a cat's tail on herself regardless.
Yuan Siye pretended to be contemplative.
Seeing something going on, Song Lexi's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs.
"Go, go! Don't keep the bodyguard waiting!"
"Alright then." Yuan Siye let go of Song Lexi "reluctantly", got out of bed and opened the door.
Almost at the same time that Yuan Siye let go, Song Lexi scrambled and jumped out of bed, fortunately, she almost lost her integrity!
Yuan Siye, who was carrying him behind his back, raised the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were full of playful smiles.
If he really did that, even if he added 300 million to Secretary Song after he got out of this door, he would definitely give up.
Compared with those vases before, Secretary Song's working ability is beyond doubt, the key is that she is smart enough, and now she needs a smart companion most.
Thinking of this, the smile on the corner of Yuan Siye's mouth faded.
"Master, it's dinner for you and your young lady." Yuan Wu, a tall and tall bodyguard, pushed the dining car and said respectfully.
Yuan Siye paused, didn't he just have dinner?
But soon the reaction in his stomach told him that the happy time of playing and hurting each other had passed for a long time.
"Yeah." He nodded, deliberately put his handcuffed hands behind Yuan Wu's sight, turned around and walked in, and after taking two steps, he suddenly thought of something, "Is there pudding for dessert after dinner? Young Madam I like milk pudding."
Yuan Wu thought for a while, "Tonight's dessert is mango mochi, do I need to replace it with pudding?"
"I'll ask her." The acting must be complete, otherwise, his grandma's piercing eyes will definitely see through their little tricks.
He pretended to ask Song Lexi again, and Song Lexi's answer was of course yes!
So the dessert for dinner was replaced by milk pudding.
Today's Song Lexi is extraordinarily enthusiastic, especially when facing Yuan Wushi, her bright and cunning eyes seem to be filled with little stars, bling bling bling, especially shining.
Yuan Wu couldn't bear her enthusiasm, and ran away in embarrassment with a red face.
Song Lexi stared at Yuan Wu's back: I saved my elder brother!
"Are you that hungry?" Yuan Siye sneered and mocked.
Song Lexi gave him a blank look, "You don't understand."
"That's the big brother who stepped on the seven-color auspicious cloud when I was in danger! I have nothing wrong with worshiping him!"
"Danger?" Yuan Siye was upset, "I'm the danger you're talking about?"
"No, no, no, no!" Keenly aware of the danger, Song Lexi quickly denied it, and said "please", "How could you be a danger! You are a hero who can overcome danger! Hero, aren't you anxious ? Please go to the toilet."
Yuan Siye was really in a hurry, so he didn't talk nonsense with her, and hurried into the bathroom.
When he came out, Song Lexi had already brought out all the food.
Dinner is steak, pasta, kidney soup and dessert, a combination of Chinese and Western, as simple as possible, according to Mrs. Yuan's words, as long as it can replenish enough energy.
Song Lexi seriously suspected that the old lady wanted to hug her grandson and put it on the body of a normal young couple. After two days of tossing around, she might get pregnant, even though the old lady also gave her a condom.
Seeing that soup, Yuan Siye's face turned green on the spot.
Song Lexi asked him to sit with her eyes bent, "Grandma specially asked the master to make it for you, drink it up."
Seeing Yuan Siye's knife-like gaze, she quickly clarified, "I didn't say this, it was grandma who said it, look!"
She handed Yuan Siye a small card.
Yuan Siye's hands trembled a little when he took the card.
Seeing the above words clearly, not only his hands trembled, but his whole body trembled.
Mrs. Yuan said that the pork loin in the soup used purebred pig loin, Eucommia ulmoides and walnuts were also carefully selected, and the chef cooked it slowly with a slow fire. It is very nourishing, especially suitable for Yuan Siye's current situation, let him drink it all Just eat the kidneys, and she will ask the bodyguards to take pictures.
Yuan Siye took a deep breath, and immediately started to tear up the card.
"Wait!" Song Lexi hurriedly called to stop.
Yuan Siye stared at her coldly.
Song Lexi explained, "No... I have no other meaning, I just want you to read the words on the back of the card."
Yuan Siye turned over with a dark face, and sure enough, he saw a line of words on the card: This card must be kept safe, and grandma, I will check it personally when you and Le Xi come back.
Yuan Siye's expression cracked.
He never knew that grandma was such a naughty old urchin!
"So, listen to grandma and don't tear it up."
Yuan Siye suddenly didn't want to tear the card and wanted to tear up a certain woman who was gloating at other people's misfortune, so he gritted his teeth and said with a forced smile: "It seems that Secretary Song still misses the cat's tail."
Song Lexi's scalp was numb, and she immediately shut her mouth to eat. Is the beef not tender enough or the pasta not tasty enough?
Song Lexi finished her meal in silence, secretly looked at Yuan Siye with big eyes, and saw him pick up the soup bowl with his eyebrows twisted, sip his mouth lightly, and swallowed bitterly.
Sensing that Song Lexi was paying attention to her, she immediately handed over the soup bowl, "Drink the soup."
"No, no, this is a soup full of family affection that grandma specially made for you. How can I drink it? You have to drink it one bite at a time to feel grandma's deep affection for you."
Not knowing which words hit his soft heart, Yuan Siye took a deep look at her, and although his expression was not very good, he still finished the pork kidney soup in one gulp.
The result of drinking too much soup was that he didn't move the steak at all, he just ate some pasta and put down his chopsticks.
Song Lexi didn't persuade her either, she was full after drinking such a big bowl of soup, and called Yuan Wu to clean up the mess, this time it was Yuan Si who came in, which made Song Lexi a little disappointed.
I haven't thanked Brother Yuan Wu yet.
After Yuan Si left, Song Lexi stood up and walked around to digest food.
She went to the window and opened it a bit. The window of the hotel could not be opened very much, and the outside wind was blowing in and it was cool and comfortable, so she leaned on the window sill and looked out of the window to relieve boredom.
Suddenly a black shadow came over, Song Lexi hid her hands reflexively, and stood against the wall.
Yuan Siye stretched out his handcuffed hand in front of her, "Open it."
Song Lexi refused.
She is only so dependent now, and the two of them will share the same bed for two nights, what if Yuan Siye gets nervous and wants to do something to him?
Want to open the cuffs?Oh, let's just dream.
Song Lexi understands very well that Yuan Siye still has some concerns about her now, and she doesn't dare to be too rough, and even coaxes and tricks the takeaway to scare her to get the key.
If you really let him loose the handcuffs, then you can't help yourself, this guy will definitely go to heaven!
"not open."
She pressed against the wall tightly and hid the key.
"It's enough to give you face by asking you to go to the toilet. Don't push your nose and face. Besides, who made you drink so much soup? You asked for it, and you deserve it."
After hearing this, Yuan Siye's face turned dark.
"Go to the bed and go fishing, get back to normal!"
Song Lexi wanted Yuan Siye to return to the bed, and handcuffed his other hand to the head of the bed.
However, Yuan Siye really didn't want to experience this feeling again.
"Stop when you've had enough trouble, my patience has a limit!"
What's the difference between that and proving your mother is your mother?
"Open it." Yuan Siye was half leaning on the head of the bed, with one long leg stretched out and the other half bent, without being casually resting on the arm of Huo Huo's.
"First prove that you are really anxious."
Yuan Siye was speechless, "How to prove this?"
Song Lexi: "..."
It's really hard to prove, you can't spread it on the bed, right?
"Turn your legs to that side, and turn your body around too." Song Lexi directed Yuan Siye to change directions, fearing that he would not be able to let go of the handcuffs if he loosened the handcuffs, trying to avoid being attacked the first time he undid the restraint.
Yuan Siye clicked his tongue, and sat down according to her command.
Only then did Song Lexi move over carefully, and took the key to open the handcuffs on the bedside. She was careful not to open the handcuffs on Yuan Siye's hand, which was the last insurance for herself.
As soon as the key was inserted into the lock, it clicked.
Song Lexi sensed a gust of wind blowing, and just as her feet touched the ground and wanted to run, she was knocked over by a wall of human flesh and fell directly onto the bed.
"what--"
She exclaimed, and the next second, the world was spinning and she was firmly crushed under her body.
Song Lexi secretly thought it was bad, but the other party had long legs and long arms, she couldn't do anything about it, she could only be crushed tightly.
"Didn't Secretary Song want to experiment with all the toys? I'm afraid you'll be tired, so I don't need you to do it. I'll do it myself." Yuan Siye pressed the person under him, laughing dangerously and recklessly.
While talking, he took a pair of cat ears and cat tails, and deliberately waved them in front of Song Lexi's eyes, "I remember that the manual you read said that this kind of thing is for one person, one use, Secretary Song doesn't have to worry about safety issues at all, come on, Obediently let the uncle put it on for you."
With his dexterous and slender fingers, he held cat ears on Song Lexi's head, and a fake fur cat tail, with a wicked smile in his eyes, "This...Secretary Song will definitely like it."
Song Lexi's hair exploded all over.
"No, no! I don't want it!"
She shook her head desperately, trying to get rid of the cat ears on her head, but after a long time of hard work, she just did nothing, and screamed angrily.
"You have to have it if you don't want it." Yuan Siye said slowly, his movements were unhurried, Song Lexi watched helplessly as he took out the cat's tail from the package, and stroked it from the root to the root with those hands that were like a pianist. tail point.
Song Lexi couldn't help shaking, as if what he just stroked was her own tail.
"Yuan, Yuan Siye, don't act foolishly. I tell you that what you are doing now is against the law. I can sue you..." Song Lexi was stern. Although she had never played with such exciting things before, she knew what was going on just by looking at it. It's the same thing, and it's really shameful to have a cat's ears and a cat's tail.
Needless to say, it's black history again.
"I don't think it's upright, I understand." Yuan Siye echoed what she just said meaningfully, and slowly stroked the cat's tail, holding her body with a big hand to install it, Song Lexi was so scared that she kept screaming.
Her voice was sharp and sharp, piercing one's eardrums, and her breath was very steady, and her screams were continuous.
Yuan Siye discovered for the first time that Song Lexi had a talent for singing.
"Knock-"
There was a knock on the door, and Song Lexi immediately shut up, looking at Yuan Siye with bright eyes, "Someone is here!"
Is this trying to escape?
Yuan Siye continued to move his hands, "He knocked on his, let's play with ours. Grandma told us to play well, those people will know they are busy if they don't get a response."
Song Lexi was shocked when she heard that.
"Maybe the bodyguard has something important to do? Maybe it's grandma's order? Or maybe it's something else very, very important?"
She used it several times in a row, for fear that Yuan Siye would really put a cat's tail on herself regardless.
Yuan Siye pretended to be contemplative.
Seeing something going on, Song Lexi's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs.
"Go, go! Don't keep the bodyguard waiting!"
"Alright then." Yuan Siye let go of Song Lexi "reluctantly", got out of bed and opened the door.
Almost at the same time that Yuan Siye let go, Song Lexi scrambled and jumped out of bed, fortunately, she almost lost her integrity!
Yuan Siye, who was carrying him behind his back, raised the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were full of playful smiles.
If he really did that, even if he added 300 million to Secretary Song after he got out of this door, he would definitely give up.
Compared with those vases before, Secretary Song's working ability is beyond doubt, the key is that she is smart enough, and now she needs a smart companion most.
Thinking of this, the smile on the corner of Yuan Siye's mouth faded.
"Master, it's dinner for you and your young lady." Yuan Wu, a tall and tall bodyguard, pushed the dining car and said respectfully.
Yuan Siye paused, didn't he just have dinner?
But soon the reaction in his stomach told him that the happy time of playing and hurting each other had passed for a long time.
"Yeah." He nodded, deliberately put his handcuffed hands behind Yuan Wu's sight, turned around and walked in, and after taking two steps, he suddenly thought of something, "Is there pudding for dessert after dinner? Young Madam I like milk pudding."
Yuan Wu thought for a while, "Tonight's dessert is mango mochi, do I need to replace it with pudding?"
"I'll ask her." The acting must be complete, otherwise, his grandma's piercing eyes will definitely see through their little tricks.
He pretended to ask Song Lexi again, and Song Lexi's answer was of course yes!
So the dessert for dinner was replaced by milk pudding.
Today's Song Lexi is extraordinarily enthusiastic, especially when facing Yuan Wushi, her bright and cunning eyes seem to be filled with little stars, bling bling bling, especially shining.
Yuan Wu couldn't bear her enthusiasm, and ran away in embarrassment with a red face.
Song Lexi stared at Yuan Wu's back: I saved my elder brother!
"Are you that hungry?" Yuan Siye sneered and mocked.
Song Lexi gave him a blank look, "You don't understand."
"That's the big brother who stepped on the seven-color auspicious cloud when I was in danger! I have nothing wrong with worshiping him!"
"Danger?" Yuan Siye was upset, "I'm the danger you're talking about?"
"No, no, no, no!" Keenly aware of the danger, Song Lexi quickly denied it, and said "please", "How could you be a danger! You are a hero who can overcome danger! Hero, aren't you anxious ? Please go to the toilet."
Yuan Siye was really in a hurry, so he didn't talk nonsense with her, and hurried into the bathroom.
When he came out, Song Lexi had already brought out all the food.
Dinner is steak, pasta, kidney soup and dessert, a combination of Chinese and Western, as simple as possible, according to Mrs. Yuan's words, as long as it can replenish enough energy.
Song Lexi seriously suspected that the old lady wanted to hug her grandson and put it on the body of a normal young couple. After two days of tossing around, she might get pregnant, even though the old lady also gave her a condom.
Seeing that soup, Yuan Siye's face turned green on the spot.
Song Lexi asked him to sit with her eyes bent, "Grandma specially asked the master to make it for you, drink it up."
Seeing Yuan Siye's knife-like gaze, she quickly clarified, "I didn't say this, it was grandma who said it, look!"
She handed Yuan Siye a small card.
Yuan Siye's hands trembled a little when he took the card.
Seeing the above words clearly, not only his hands trembled, but his whole body trembled.
Mrs. Yuan said that the pork loin in the soup used purebred pig loin, Eucommia ulmoides and walnuts were also carefully selected, and the chef cooked it slowly with a slow fire. It is very nourishing, especially suitable for Yuan Siye's current situation, let him drink it all Just eat the kidneys, and she will ask the bodyguards to take pictures.
Yuan Siye took a deep breath, and immediately started to tear up the card.
"Wait!" Song Lexi hurriedly called to stop.
Yuan Siye stared at her coldly.
Song Lexi explained, "No... I have no other meaning, I just want you to read the words on the back of the card."
Yuan Siye turned over with a dark face, and sure enough, he saw a line of words on the card: This card must be kept safe, and grandma, I will check it personally when you and Le Xi come back.
Yuan Siye's expression cracked.
He never knew that grandma was such a naughty old urchin!
"So, listen to grandma and don't tear it up."
Yuan Siye suddenly didn't want to tear the card and wanted to tear up a certain woman who was gloating at other people's misfortune, so he gritted his teeth and said with a forced smile: "It seems that Secretary Song still misses the cat's tail."
Song Lexi's scalp was numb, and she immediately shut her mouth to eat. Is the beef not tender enough or the pasta not tasty enough?
Song Lexi finished her meal in silence, secretly looked at Yuan Siye with big eyes, and saw him pick up the soup bowl with his eyebrows twisted, sip his mouth lightly, and swallowed bitterly.
Sensing that Song Lexi was paying attention to her, she immediately handed over the soup bowl, "Drink the soup."
"No, no, this is a soup full of family affection that grandma specially made for you. How can I drink it? You have to drink it one bite at a time to feel grandma's deep affection for you."
Not knowing which words hit his soft heart, Yuan Siye took a deep look at her, and although his expression was not very good, he still finished the pork kidney soup in one gulp.
The result of drinking too much soup was that he didn't move the steak at all, he just ate some pasta and put down his chopsticks.
Song Lexi didn't persuade her either, she was full after drinking such a big bowl of soup, and called Yuan Wu to clean up the mess, this time it was Yuan Si who came in, which made Song Lexi a little disappointed.
I haven't thanked Brother Yuan Wu yet.
After Yuan Si left, Song Lexi stood up and walked around to digest food.
She went to the window and opened it a bit. The window of the hotel could not be opened very much, and the outside wind was blowing in and it was cool and comfortable, so she leaned on the window sill and looked out of the window to relieve boredom.
Suddenly a black shadow came over, Song Lexi hid her hands reflexively, and stood against the wall.
Yuan Siye stretched out his handcuffed hand in front of her, "Open it."
Song Lexi refused.
She is only so dependent now, and the two of them will share the same bed for two nights, what if Yuan Siye gets nervous and wants to do something to him?
Want to open the cuffs?Oh, let's just dream.
Song Lexi understands very well that Yuan Siye still has some concerns about her now, and she doesn't dare to be too rough, and even coaxes and tricks the takeaway to scare her to get the key.
If you really let him loose the handcuffs, then you can't help yourself, this guy will definitely go to heaven!
"not open."
She pressed against the wall tightly and hid the key.
"It's enough to give you face by asking you to go to the toilet. Don't push your nose and face. Besides, who made you drink so much soup? You asked for it, and you deserve it."
After hearing this, Yuan Siye's face turned dark.
"Go to the bed and go fishing, get back to normal!"
Song Lexi wanted Yuan Siye to return to the bed, and handcuffed his other hand to the head of the bed.
However, Yuan Siye really didn't want to experience this feeling again.
"Stop when you've had enough trouble, my patience has a limit!"
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