The boss fights my acting skills with me every day

Song Lexi, who was watching the movie, was smiling on the surface, but she kept complaining in her heart:

And the male lead, can you act like a man? Can you not wink and twist your waist when confronting the male lead?
The problem is that the male lead doesn't care about you at all, and his eyes are on the heroine, so you are flirting for the blind!And can you cast your winking eyes like a supercilious one?

In addition, the screenwriter and director, did you become a kissing bug in your previous life?Why are there so many kissing scenes? The first half is okay, the hero and heroine don’t know each other, but the following kissing scene lasts almost 5 minutes from flirting to falling in love. Isn’t it really selling kisses?
"The heroine's face is fake." Yuan Siye, who seemed to be immersed in his own world, suddenly came over again, staring at the screen, as if nothing had happened, "It must have been bone-shattered, the masseter muscle is awkward, the face is awkward, and the apple muscles look at you." It's also very fake, the nose is cut into a piece of paper, and it becomes a piece of paper when pinched, and the eyes are three-dimensional."

Song Lexi: "..."

On the screen, the hero and heroine are kissing.

"The lips are also fake. If you have a good mouth, you don't have to have a sausage mouth. You must have never eaten a sausage in your previous life. That man has also been messed up. Only the internal organs are original."

"The kiss is too fake. The man resists the woman's absent-mindedness. The angle of the kiss is also wrong. I'm not afraid of bumping the plastic nose."

Song Lexi: "..."

Fang Qianjing: "..."

The male and female lead fans sitting next to them: "..."

Although my sister/brother's acting skills are indeed a bit poor, they have worked very hard. This person has such a poisonous tongue, he must have been a poisonous snake in his previous life!
"Tsk, look, the breasts are fake, the outline of normal breasts can't be so round."

"The man's height is fake. There must be something under his feet. You can see that the veins on his neck are all coming out."

"Not only is the kissing technique awkward, but the kissing is also awkward. The two of them don't have any cp feeling at all. I'm afraid the director is blind."

"And this..."

The fans of the hero and heroine who were sitting on the side couldn't help it, "Sir, the idols have worked very hard, they have been growing, as fans, we should give them time to grow?"

Yuan Siye snorted and squinted at him, "Are you kidding me? I paid for the ticket and am a consumer. Consumers can't express their opinions? 12315, consumer associations are just for nothing?"

"But they are also people, not objects."

"Oh, does it have something to do with me?"

"..."

"You people spend your parents' money chasing your stars at a young age. Your parents' money came from the wind? Chasing stars is your own choice, so you should pay for it yourself. Why should your parents pay for it? What do they owe you? Your idols can’t be said by others. What kind of idols are they? Idols can’t play a positive role in guiding you. Why are you chasing him? If it’s just for beauty, you can spend money to buy a doll. Isn't the head of your bed much better than Yun Chaixing?"

"A group of young children turned themselves into neither human nor ghost for an idol who didn't know whether it was a human or a ghost, and sucked the blood of their parents to support the idol who might not even bother to look at you, tsk. "

Fan: "QAQ..."

"Stay away from me, stupidity is contagious."

Song Lexi: "..."

"Sorry about that, maybe..."

"No." The fan wiped away his tears, "Sir, you are right, I did something wrong, I am still a high school student, and my grades have always been among the best, but in order to chase stars, I have no intention of studying, and even coaxed my parents to buy materials at school Huh, my dad is just a brick mover. He sets out every day before dawn, and comes back in the middle of the night covered in mud, but he never complains of suffering or tiredness. I said he would do it even if he had no money to learn materials. Borrow it, woohoo what have I done!"

"There's me and me, I'm also stupid, my mother and I are the only ones left in my family, my father was in a car accident and the perpetrator paid more than 60 yuan in compensation. Peripherals, magazines, things endorsed by idols, my mother knew that I was a fan of stars, and she cried and passed out many times in front of me, but I... I am a bastard, what kind of stars are chasing stars with my father's hard-earned money..."

Song Lexi and Fang Qianjing looked at each other in blank dismay.

Yuan Siye raised his chin slightly, and looked at Song Lexi, as if saying "Look how amazing I am".

Song Lexi was expressionless.

Yuan Siye is poisonous!
Yuan Siye single-handedly scolded the male and female protagonists without a lot of fans.

And after this incident, someone posted this video on the Internet, and the steadfast fans of brain damage scolded Yuan Siye, thinking that he was acting like a monster, but some people who were not so deep in brain damage came to their senses after being scolded.

Yes, they cheered for idols, canvassed votes, and made all kinds of efforts, but when you think about it carefully, didn't they all achieve it by sucking the blood of their loved ones?

Those who have a job are okay, most of the fans of celebrities are students who don’t make money, and when they wake up, they can’t wait to cross their heads to blow up the magic barrier.

Let you chase stars!Let you suck blood!

Let you be neither human nor ghost, woo woo, isn't the sun warm?
Isn't it beautiful to spend money on eating, drinking and buying beautiful clothes?

Why drain your last drop of blood to support others?

Are you stupid?
It's not that there are no fans who want to take the lead in messing with Yuan Siye. After all, his venomous tongue is too unfriendly to their idols, especially the fans of the male and female protagonists of the movie who were criticized. How can people who have been in the circle all year round not know Yuan Siye?

The president of the Yuan Group, unless they are looking for death, they would not dare to say anything even if they were judged by that person in front of them.

Moreover, the media didn't dare to brush their beards. They usually published Yuan Siye's gossip, but if they really wanted to lead the Internet violence, even if they died, they didn't want to die so badly.

So things passed smoothly.

Of course, these are things to follow.

Now, Yuan Siye, the venomous tongue, is still complacent about being number one in the world.

Song Lexi rolled his eyes, allowing him to "show off his strength" in front of a group of new young fans and girls.

Fang Qianjing sneaked up to her and said, "With such a boss, we Lexi really worked hard."

Song Lexi felt that she had found a bosom friend, she silently wiped away her bitter tears.

God knows how hard it is to deal with such a crazy boss.

Fang Qianjing patted her on the shoulder, "I'll go out first."

"It's really hard for Secretary Song to have a boss like me." Yuan Siye's dark voice rang in his ears.

Song Lexi was shocked: Damn, did he hear what he said just now?

Isn't he having a friendly exchange with his little fans and fans?

And what I said is right, Yuan Siye is definitely the most difficult boss in the world, okay?

A secretary not only has to finish his work, but also helps him to protect him from all kinds of rotten peach blossoms. Every rotten peach blossom is the kind that can only be outsmarted but not threatened with force. Is it easy for her?

After three years, she felt that she was not an all-round secretary, but a book of persuasion. In case the dream of a private chef in the future could not be realized, she could develop in the aspect of persuasion teacher.

Don't be too cheerful in her heart, but on the surface she said flatteringly: "It's actually not bad, after all, Mr. Ye, you pay a high salary, and besides being a little bragging at work..."

Yuan Siye threatened, "Huh?"

"A bit strict, but he is an easy person to get along with in life." Because the turning point was too sudden, Song Lexi almost bit her tongue.

"Oh? It's just rigorous?" Yuan Siye's peachy eyes gleamed with a threatening light.

"Of course." Secretary Song nodded.

Yuan Siye nodded in satisfaction.

Song Lexi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it was so dangerous that she almost triggered the switch of the big devil again.

"I see that you like red soy milk very much, so I bought you a cup specially." Fang Qianjing came in again with a big bag.

Song Lexi's cheeks were slightly red, she just took a second look at the dessert in the hands of the girl next door, Fang Qianjing actually remembered it, what kind of peerless sweetheart is this! ! !
Someone whose heart was so turbulent looked so calm on the outside, she took the red bean milk and said thank you softly.

Yuan Siye squinted at them, then turned away silently.

"Master Ye, I didn't know what you like, so I bought passion fruit."

Yuan Siye took it bluntly and stuffed it with a spoonful of red bean milk. The sweet and happy Song Lexi squinted and smiled, "Feed me."

Song Lexi was stunned for a while, wanting to be tough.

Feeding other men drinks in front of little sweetheart is definitely an embarrassment that breaks through the sky.

She doesn't want it!

But before she straightened her back and said no, she saw Yuan Siye mouthing "300 million" out of the corner of her eye.

Song Lexi: "!!!"

Reflexively, she took out the straw, poked it open and inserted it, and moved it to Yuan Siye's mouth. The series of movements were smooth and natural, as if she had done it countless times.

When I reacted, the whole person was numb.

She really just got used to it.

Ah bah, she really only wanted 300 million!

However, in the eyes of others, these three people... are a bit strange.

Looking at the seats, it should be that the young lady and the gentle smiling brother are a couple, but the young lady and the venomous man in the back seat not only have a rope to prevent loss, but also feed the venomous man drinks naturally.

Oh, what a shocking love triangle!
Song Lexi stuffed the drink into Yuan Siye's hand, "Hold it yourself!"

"Oh." After successfully destroying the warmth created by the two of them, Yuan Siye squinted and sipped the drink contentedly.

Fang Qianjing took a sip of his drink and looked at the relationship between the two thoughtfully.

According to Song's mother's arrangement, they should have a meal together after watching the movie, but they never expected that they would be blocked by people as soon as they left the movie theater.

"Siye." The long-haired beauty looked at Yuan Siye with tenderness, and there seemed to be a trace of sadness in her big moist eyes, which made me feel pity.

Song Lexi's eyes darkened, she wished she could drag Yuan Siye into a thousand blows: let you wave!The whole world is your ex-girlfriend!
Fang Qianjing also looked at the girl with good looks and figure in surprise, her eyes full of doubts.

On the contrary, the person involved, Yuan Siye, was so calm, with one hand in his pocket and condescendingly looking down at the long-haired beauty, with an expression of not knowing her.

"Si Ye, I really didn't expect that we would meet again." The long-haired beauty gently stroked the long hair hanging on her chest, with a lot of sadness in her heart, "You are so cruel, our four-year relationship will be given up as soon as we say it. "

Song Lexi picked out her ears, thinking that she might have heard wrong.

When did Yuan Siye's girlfriend last more than a month?Ten days is already a broken record, okay?
He used to be the bastard who set the record of breaking up with the shortest couple in history one second after he promised a girl to have a date. How could he be entangled with a certain girl for four years.