Big family pet

Face is dark.

"I will definitely marry a wife who can cook in the future."

Qin Heng looked determined.

Lin Xi scoffed.

It's probably because the ten fingers really don't stick to the spring water. Basically, there are not many people around who can cook. It seems that only the elder brother can cook at home, and the cooking is very delicious. Then Xu Jiazhi can cook, and it's very delicious fragrant.

Except for the two of them... Oh yes, there is Gu Ye, who also knows how to cook.

Lin Xi didn't touch Yang Chunshui with her ten fingers, and Xia Yu was the same. She was too careless. She tried to enter the kitchen, but her hands were scalded with oil and blistered. Afterwards, she never entered the kitchen again.

After all, it was Zheng Ran who made the black steak in the end, and both sides were browned.

Looking at the dark steak, the three of them had a hard time swallowing it.

In the end, it was Lin Xi who picked up a chopstick, took a small bite, chewed twice, then swallowed the jujube whole and swallowed it three or two times, and made a comment without changing his face: "It's salty."

These failed dishes were not eaten in the end, and the three of them ate plain rice with the old godmother from last night.

"Little cabbage, Dilihuang, only three years old, no mother..."

It was He Yuxin who suggested, "Xishi Yuanyuan and you want to learn how to cook? I'll teach you."

Tan Yuanyuan didn't really want to learn, but when she thought about it, she would stay here for several days. It would be good to learn a little, at least not to misplace the salt and sugar.

"Okay."

Tan Yuanyuan agreed, and Lin Xishi had no objections.

"Thank you."

After eating, the three girls went into the kitchen.

"Preheat the pot first, and then add oil..."

He Yuxin didn't make a move, and gave advice from the sidelines.

After the fire was turned on, Lin Xishi and Tan Yuanyuan stood guard on the stove, watching the bottom of the pot turn red, and then moved away, covered the pot with the lid, and poured the oil down.

"There are many more!"

He Yuxin raised her forehead: "Are you trying to blow up something by putting so much?"

If there is no other way, I have to change it to fried crispy meat.

Tan Yuanyuan cuts the meat.

Because I was afraid of cutting my hand, the knife was far away from my hand, and the cut meat was not regular at all, and it was a large piece.

But since it is fried crispy meat, the impact is not big, this is a small problem.

Lin Xi picked up the meat slowly.

The oil temperature has risen, and the oil is splashing. Lin Xishi just put the meat down, and the oil splashed up. Lin Xishi dodged sensitively, but his hands were still burned by the oil.

"It's okay!"

Tan Yuanyuan and He Yuxin rushed to care at the same time.

Tan Yuanyuan hurried to get the medicine, and He Yuxin brought water for Lin Xicho to soak her fingers in.

The palms were red, and there was a small blister on the fingers.

pain.

Lin Xi picked up a frown. Sure enough, he is still clumsy and can't cook? "It's okay, don't make too much fuss, it will be fine after soaking for a while."

Lin Xishi endured the pain to comfort Tan Yuanyuan.

The palms of the hands were densely numb, like being pricked by needles, the indescribable pain was like a burning fire.

Tsk, the oil temperature is too high, I have no experience, and the splash of oil is too high when I put it down.

"If you don't study, don't study, it doesn't matter if you are hungry, the loss is too great."

Tan Yuanyuan rubbed some medicine on her and then resolutely gave up studying.

"sorry……"

He Yuxin apologized, with a guilty look on her face: "If it wasn't for me..."

"It's okay, Yuxin, you are also kind."

Tan Yuanyuan shook his head.

Lin Xishi also lightly "hmm"

He said, "It's really no fault of others. He Yuxin's starting point is to teach them how to cook. He is an opponent in the first place. It's a good thing to be willing to teach them. It's too much to take a bite in turn."

"Sorry sorry..."

She still kept apologizing, but the downcast eyes, the camera and the places that others couldn't see, were the triumph of trickery.

Delicate young lady, she can even hurt herself by frying crispy meat... It's a pity that the place where the oil splashed was her hands, not her face.

After leaving the kitchen, everyone gathered in the living room after dinner. Lin Xi sat cross-legged on the sofa, holding a pillow in his hand, and talked to the program team about the conditions with a smile.

"Director, you can't waste food, right..."

The director really didn't dare to agree to Lin Xishi's words casually, this girl is shrewd, she must be holding back some tricks.

But it shouldn't be good, and after a few seconds of silence, the director replied: "It's not very good..."

"What do you mean it's not very good! Director, let me tell you, these grains are hard-working, and it's shameful to waste food! How can you use the word should!"

Qin Heng played the assist, with a dissatisfied face, and spoke in a small scolding tone.

"..."

"So..."

Lin Xishi smiled sweetly: "Look, we don't know how to cook, but there are so many ingredients, it's really not that we are smart, we are just a few young people, we just think it's shameful to waste it, and when the time comes, if the show goes away Let's broadcast it, the influence is not good, the reputation is not returned, and it is easy to be scolded... So, I want to make a deal with the program team..."

director:"……"

Sure enough.

"Tell me what you want."

The director finally gave in helplessly.

"According to the market price, a catty of meat can be exchanged for a box of instant noodles."

Director: "I didn't even think about it."

Hearing this, Lin Xishi took a big breath and came to a turning point: "Of course, our relationship is iron-clad, and we definitely can't calculate it according to the market price, fifteen bags!"

"Five bags!"

"Twelve bags!"

"Eight bags are not negotiable."

"Ten bags."

Lin Xishi looked at the director team sincerely.

"……make a deal."

In the end, Lin Xishi and the others exchanged those ingredients for a lot of instant food, not only instant noodle fans, but also various self-heating small hot pots, self-heating rice, and instant glutinous rice balls and dumplings.

Lin Xishi divided these ingredients into five and five, and formed a group with Tan Yuanyuan.

Tan Yuanyuan looked blankly: "It's a lot, I thought it would be two or three bags for a catty of meat at most."

After all, it is impossible for such a shrewd person as the director to exchange so much for you.

Lin Xi picked up her lips and smiled: "The foreshadowing in front is for the future, first say the conditions that are impossible to agree to, and slowly lower them, they will feel that they have made a profit, but in fact we will never lose money."

"..."

The director looked annoyed when he heard this: "Is it when we are not around? You can't say it secretly!"

I knew that this girl had no good words in her mouth. Damn, he was such a smart and witty person who was scolded as one of the most perverted directors, but lost in the hands of a little girl. It's too embarrassing.

Liu Yuchen was shocked, how could he still play like this? !He seems to have opened the door to a new world of cognition.

The director burst into tears.

Therefore, the director is even more ruthless. As the top of the food chain of the program group, he directly changes the rules of the game.

Cut off their electricity during the day, from [-]:[-] am to [-] years at night, if no power supply is provided, the switch will be turned off directly.

Lin Xishi was also stunned by the shameless behavior of the director team: "Director! Don't play like this! This is shameless behavior, shameless!"

The director cheekily replied: "No way, I'm the director."

Seeing Lin Xishou's appearance, the director was finally refreshed, and his depression was swept away.

I don't know why, but seeing Lin Xishi deflated makes me very happy.

Finally got her back.

He is such an old man, and he is not a public figure, but a behind-the-scenes person. He doesn't need such a thing as a face. It's just an old face. It's lost.

But Lin Xishi changed his mind again: "Actually, we are not the ones who suffer the most."

Liu Yuchen spoke up, with a mournful face: "Director, we didn't say anything..."

Yes, Liu Yuchen and He Yuxin's group are the ones who are implicated. Their group does not have these fast foods and can only cook by themselves. Relatively speaking, if they need to collect firewood, their group takes more time, while Lin Xishi's group only needs to Just boil some hot water.

"..."

Oops, oversight.

This has obviously deviated from the track of the script, and the program team can't get it back, so they have to let him continue to be so messy.

But for now, it's more interesting and engaging than the original script.

This show can now be renamed "On the Years when the Guests Wrestled Wits and Bravery with the Director Team"

It's all explosive!Originally, I thought about the guests this time, four idols and two actors, the burden of being an idol is very heavy, this time I have to rely entirely on Zheng Ran to drive it, but I never expected that the jokes of this issue are all about those few lovers beans.

Although Zheng Ran did not disappoint them, he has a strong sense of variety.

But it's really surprising that Lin Xi picked them up.

Lin Xishi, a young master of careful planning, is either bad or bad, and if he is not careful, he will fall into her routine.

Qin. Maintaining his image. An exquisite boy. Heng succumbed to Lin Mei's coercion.

Tan Yuanyuan is so naive, she can't tell the difference between east, west, and north, and she didn't notice any of the hidden tricks of the program group. She was so nervous that she got away with being cute.

He Yuxin, who looks equally pampered and raised by a rich family, is actually a gentle and virtuous girl who can cook and clean house, she is simply a model wife.

After negotiating with the program group, everyone went upstairs for a lunch break, packed up and went out to collect firewood at three o'clock in the afternoon.

It was really uncomfortable, and I could only look around for broken firewood on the ground, and because it was January, it rained from time to time, so there was very little firewood available, and I didn't find much firewood all afternoon.

"I want to go home..."

Tan Yuanyuan pouted, with teary eyes: "I'm here to earn money to read comics. If I had known it would be so hard, I wouldn't have come to record it. At worst, I wouldn't have read it!"

Seeing Tan Yuanyuan's determined face, Lin Xishi also felt it was not easy.

The director still has some tricks, and he can actually force senior manga lovers to this level, which is equivalent to making Tan Yuanyuan give up her husband and wife.

"Yuanyuan is good, the eyes of the majority of netizens are discerning. When the show is broadcast, the netizens will definitely seek justice for our cute little Yuanyuan!"

Zheng Ran covered his face and pretended to cry, his mouth full of righteous words.

The director chuckled: "Young man, do you think I will let such a negative part in the later stage be cut?"

Tan Yuanyuan: "..."

Zheng Ran: "..."

If you open your mouth, you are an old fox, and you can't fight.

But because of this, Brother Chen Zi and He Yuxin were involved, and Lin Xishi felt very sorry. After discussing with the three of them, he finally decided to help Liu Yuchen and the others. After all, they just boiled water and really didn't need that much.

Liu Yuchen was moved: "Sure enough, my sister is the most reliable at the most critical moment, Brother Chen Zi knew it would happen!"

Lin Xishi: "...Don't, Brother Chen Zi, you didn't say that just now, you probably have to scold all eighteen generations of my ancestors."

"..."

Ever since, this earth-shattering plastic "brother and sister relationship"

It only lasted for a short three seconds.

At 05:30 in the afternoon, I headed back home.

It was the first time in this life that Lin Xishi was not used to this kind of rough work. After one afternoon, his back was sore.

So are others.

Almost all of them have a clean family background, and they are exhausted after doing all this, as if falling apart.

The director was kind at last, and didn't let them drill wood to make fire like their ancestors did. The director finally didn't feel so sad, and mercifully gave them lighters.

After dinner was settled, it was only eight o'clock in the evening, and it was already dark, and it was two hours before the ten o'clock call. I gave everyone candles and sat in the living room.