fairies are mascots

It can barely be described, what is in front of me is the "Magic Classroom" that Ai Yu is going to teach.

It is said that the Tiny Academy specially celebrated the success of her first day of class, and vigorously supervised the construction, sent people, allocated funds, and selected excellent construction workers to build high-quality houses!

rotten!
tattered!

tattered!

Even the roof is crooked!
The top is covered with thatch, about two feet high, and the wood is mottled and rotten.The wall is made of straw bricks, with yellow mud plastered on it, and it is pitch black, a small dark room.

Ai Yu and Yingzi looked around and turned around a lot, but they still couldn't find where the gate was!

Looking at one side, someone directly smashed a wall, leaving a big hole and serving as the only window.Amidst the whirring sound, the northwest gust of wind kept pouring inward!

The miserable little house is trembling, looking at its shape, it will definitely collapse within two months!
We, little fairies, are nervous and a little excited as the 'coaching instructor' for the first time.The graceful moving steps are gentle, trying not to make any sound from her delicate little boots!
Yingzi turned sideways, stretched out his right hand, and respectfully and with all his body on guard, knocked down a door that was randomly drawn on oil-skinned paper for Ai Yu, a noble and excellent magic teacher!
boom!
Dust, drilled straight into the throat!

Overcrowded!

Except for an empty seat in the middle, the rest is full.Wuyang Wuyang's people are much better than any of Miaoyin's big classrooms!
Boys, boys, boys, boys, as far as I could see, they were all boys!

Strange too.

As young as eight or nine years old, as old as nearly thirty, not a single girl was found!
Those greedy eyeballs, that lecherous smile on his face, the corners of his mouth with cracked and yellowed teeth, and the flow of saliva.

Ai Yu cried and didn't dare to lift her head.When I go back, I will have a dream and ask the little "Xian Qu" Lord Xunying: Who stipulated that all people who practice magic must be men!
Around the middle of the desk, for some reason, there is a clear separation zone.Flowers of various colors, one by one, one by one, bunch by bunch, pile by pile, are piled up in front of you.

It's early winter and it's cold.

Accompanied by an extremely strong scent of flower essence, which is particularly pungent, the faint stench, like the smell of sweat from not taking a bath for three years, is lingering.The two flavors are mixed, which is extremely unpleasant.Dizzy and shaky.

On the chair, "Fairy Xunyu, I am looking forward to your coming. You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, and thousands of peach blossoms are blooming in the world!"

On the table, "Fairy Xunyu, I like you so much, your face is as fragrant as plum blossoms, I spend my sleep and sleep thinking about it, tossing and turning again and again,"

On the floor, "Fairy Xunyu, I am happy to die, and I will meet you in my lifetime. It is like a cold and snowy night, calling for a ray of spring breeze!"

On the window sill, "Fairy Xunyu, I love you. I lean against the window and block the hole from which the wind can pass. I burn my body with fire to block the cold for you. No matter how cold the sky is or how strong the wind is, I can't cover your smile." , Instant youth!"

Draped in a blanket. "Master Fairy, you want to accept me. I know you have class today, and you will arrive in the classroom early in the morning,"

Bend over and wrap your back. "Master Fairy, I love you so much, I sleep here in the middle of the night,"

Grit your teeth and squat. "Master Fairy, in order to be able to see your face. I'm afraid there is only three inches of space, and I have to squeeze,"

Hanging from the beam. "Master Fairy, I don't think it's hard work. Even if I can't see your face clearly, I just want to hear your fairy voice,"

Head on the ground. "Master Fairy, I love you very deeply, deeply, deeply, dear brother, please, when the fairy lectures are vivid, please lower your head and let me shout out,"

finger. "Miss, I will not let anyone step over this dividing line, I will guard you in front,"

revered. "Miss, you are my sacred and noble god. I, a humble person, dare not look up to your beauty!"

happy. "Miss, your beauty makes me happy, excited, my heart is going to jump out of my throat,"

Shout. "My lord, the goddess of my dreams, I am willing to dedicate my life to you!"

revel. "Miss, you actually came to my side, I would like to be smashed to pieces and be with you forever,"

kindness. "Miss, I don't want to wipe off my saliva, but I would like to kiss you to make love, and we will be bound for three lifetimes,"

start class.

Nervously, Ai Yu pinched Yingzi's arm with her hands, causing the poor girl to grin her teeth in pain.Said in a low voice. "He, why don't they speak words I can understand?"

Yingzi was so jealous that she cursed in her heart: These bastards, they are here to pick up beauties, no, they are here to pick up fairies!
I'm also a girl, why doesn't a boy pay attention to me and flatter me?
How can the gap between girls and girls be so big!

Said angrily. "Little girl, please tell Fairy, who in our college likes to inquire about the private affairs of girls' families, especially about you, there are the most various versions.

A more popular point is that you personally like poetry and songs.They have done a lot of hard work in advance, so that they can express their compliments to you at this time. Not all of them are very courteous, and they want to embrace you as a beautiful woman!
So in their eyes, there is no contradiction between 'listening to your class' and 'confessing to you'."

Greedy gazes, like knives, pierced into the heart, and Ai Yu couldn't stand in pain at all!
How should I proceed with this magic course?

"Miaoyin Classroom", all women, twitter!
"Magic Class", they are all men, laughing and laughing!
I had no choice but to give the only assistant and part-time protector Yingzi time and time again the order to start the class, so that she can follow the instructions that she should have, and ensure that such a chaotic class can continue to carry out the task of teaching magic.

Ai Yu was very sad, but fortunately she came wearing a veil. "Then, tell them to stop talking, okay?"

Yingzi unfolded the handout and gave a loud roar. "Shut up, everyone!
All of you, it's outrageous, why are you all staring at the little fairy alone, why don't you look at me!

If anyone dares to talk nonsense or say something disgusting, I will immediately take this little fairy away, and you will never see her again, I will do it! "

The storm is calm.

Under the stage, the eyeballs of each boy remained motionless, obediently obedient like a pug.

Yingzi said with satisfaction. "Very good, now, Miss Ai Yu, who is coquettish and enchanting in your hearts, is invited to teach you the first "Super Magic Class"!
As long as everyone guarantees the quality of the lectures and has no other distractions, Mrs. Fairy promises that she will personally provide additional benefits for rewards in private, including rendezvous, companionship, and a whole day of sweet rendezvous during vacation, so bring more money."

Ai Yu's face was white and tender, and her veil was dyed pink.Before she could finish speaking, he pinched Yingzi's thigh hard, causing her to scream and scream!
As an assistant, this girl is too casual, spreading rumors, and I will settle accounts with her when I go back!

Looking at the podium again, hungry wolves emerged, showing joyful smiles of "you know, I know, he knows, everyone knows", and the room was immediately filled with a charming atmosphere!

Be as calm as possible. "Ben University, I'm Ai Yu, I'm polite. This is my first time here, so I can't talk about teaching. I just want to share my magic experience and experience for your reference.

Because everyone has little contact with magic and is relatively unfamiliar.So, let's start with the basics.

The historical trajectory of magic is very far away and very ancient. I will not trace it back for the time being. I will first inform you of the preliminary steps of magic, and then arrange the next training courses.

First, meditate.

Definition: Collect magic elements in natural space, store, transform, and use them for yourself.

Principle: The more gathering, the faster the speed, the purer the elements, the stronger the magic power and release ability.

Process: meditation posture, no specific specification.However, the most basic thing is to achieve two points. If you can do it, you will definitely improve your state as soon as possible.It is 'virtual' and 'quiet'.

There are many kinds of magic, and the initial forms are basically the same.Beyond the primary category, there will be a lot of changes, and the higher the level of magic, the greater the gap in form. "

Yingzi unfolded the book from the side and pressed it on the table.At the same time, a burst of 'squeak, twist' sounded out!

Look again, this big square table seemed to be unable to support it anymore, it was shaken three times, three times, its four legs turned into a stick in the blink of an eye, it still failed to fulfill its duty in the end, it was broken into pieces!

Yingzi screamed in fright, covering her chest and panting. "Although the little girl is strong, she really didn't do it on purpose!"

The 'blackboard' behind is basically an earthen wall, painted with ink, and once wiped, the color will fade away!
The tattered lime pen kept dropping scum, and broke into several pieces just after writing a few words.Bitter, she dusted off her hair powder from time to time, coughed again and again, and couldn't bear to see Yingzi's tears and nose, and her hands were dirty!

What a shitty office environment, is this the legendary 'historic bean curd project' that only the most outstanding architects can build!
Look at the strands of hair. "Miss Fairy, you are so elegant and noble, you will never get tired of it,"

look at the arm. "Miss Fairy, every move is like the true meaning of beauty,"

Look at the legs and feet. "Miss Fairy, sweet and lovely, it is simply a miracle of life!"

Look at the silhouette. "Fairy Fairy, even if she covers her face, she looks like an elf, making people intoxicated in the dark,"

Look at the body. "Fairy Fairy, the beauty is so beautiful, I have been deeply attracted, involuntarily obsessed,"

Look at the ankles. "Miss Fairy, you are so beautiful. I even forgot to breathe, and I couldn't find the meaning of my existence,"

Ai Yu is about to suffocate.I have to continue, sticking to the beautiful fairy posture, but thinking in my heart, should I release the invincible 'Tenth Level Super Forbidden Curse' to smash them into fly ash!
Analyze content. "When we start meditation, we need to strive for the arrival of natural elements. This process will take about a week. If you succeed, you will have the initial conditions to become a magician.

Any essentials of magic come from the guardianship of the soul.

Don't be disturbed by the outside world, don't be confused by confusion, calm your heart, and stick to the original and most fundamental force of nature.In this way, one can realize the true meaning of magic and find a way to advance. "

The room, as time went by, became quieter.

Ai Yu, seriously. "One thing, I have to say. People who practice magic are basically similar to other skills. The key one is age, which is also one of the biggest obstacles for human beings!

The scholars: It should be above five years old and under ten years old.

Once this golden age is exceeded, people's thinking, perception, touch, spiritual knowledge, and the remaining level of magic will be greatly weakened.

For example, after a week, I found that I found that there was a trace deficiency of elements, or it was difficult to absorb elements.That means that this path of magic may not be suitable for you.
Today's class, everyone came enthusiastically, I sincerely appreciate it.It's just the students here, some of them are not young, some of them are seventeen or eighteen years old, or even older.I am afraid that there is not much room for you to improve as a magic practitioner, so consider your own situation more.

Now, the academy arranged for me to teach magic courses.I have an obligation to choose people who can realize the skills of a magician, and I also want the curriculum system of the academy to be able to develop, not forgetting the sincere entrustment of the town and the elders.

The rest is the meaning of meditation, pay attention to the fine print. "

solemn.

At this moment, many people's eyeballs shrink, their thoughts and instincts operate.That face changed from bright to dark, and most of them understood that they might have lost the qualification to practice magic.

Ai Yu's explanation became smoother.Refers to the characters written by Yingzi, read it. "After a person's meditation is successful, a training course for magic release will be implemented.

There is a premise that you need to identify your own attributes.

This step is simple, relying on auxiliary props, of course it can reach the advanced level, and it can also express observation through personal elements.

In order to achieve a satisfactory effect of release, the offensive is strong, the speed is fast, and the technique is skillful, you must exercise more frequently.And the more difficult the training environment, the quieter and purer the place, the more obvious the magical ability acquired. "

A boy, got up and asked. "My lord, magic cultivation is said to be very difficult. Which aspect should I pay attention to the most?"

Ai Yu, think about it. "It's mental power!
Refers to one's own manipulation and control over magic.Accuracy, perception, concealment, effects, status, power, etc. Most of the magic depends on this.

The more times you release, the more proficient you will be, and if you want to release more advanced ones, you must have enough stable mental ability to support it.If something goes wrong, the consequences can be dire. "

Nodding again and again.

A boy, proposed. "The fairy is really insightful, so can you ask the fairy to release the magic once, can we have a look?"

No!
But I am a lecturer, so I can't say no!

Hearing these voices of anticipation, Ai Yu could only keep quiet in her heart.Raise your hand, call out the natural energy, and at a speed visible to the naked eye, a piece of azure element appears!

In the classroom, the magical power is changing and shining, and there is a feat of water curtain falling all over the sky.

Everyone stared intently, their pupils widened!
At this moment, the door opened, and a man in a red robe ran in quickly!