The big guy makes up his mind every day that his wife loves him badly
Chapter 297 What Did I Do To Your Small Body?
"Ah!" Someone who suddenly felt cold opened his eyes and let out a short scream.
Fang Xiaorou smiled a little loosely, she threw the quilt aside casually, she lazily folded her arms around her chest, and looked at Ren Munian who had just opened his eyes on the bed.
"Master Ren, are you still sleeping soundly?"
Ren Munian's gaze finally had focus, and he looked at Fang Xiaorou with some doubts, why is this happening again?
Ren Munian quickly shook his head, probably because the last time he woke up in the hotel and saw Bai Jinxin's figure left a deep impression on him, this time he felt very familiar.
"Haven't you slept enough?" Fang Xiaorou raised her eyebrows, and asked casually, her eyes slid around Ren Mu Nianguang's naked upper body with a bit of pure appreciation , and then whistled briskly.
"Master Ren, your figure is surprisingly good!"
This action should have been somewhat inappropriate, but it was done by Fang Xiaorou, as if it should have been.
Ren Munian looked down at himself belatedly, and finally realized his situation. He had nothing on him except a pair of trousers!
He was a little confused all of a sudden, and before he had time to think about what happened, he made a reflex action, which was to drag the quilt that Fang Xiaorou pulled off just now, directly onto himself, and pulled himself The whole thing was wrapped in, only one head was exposed.
"What have you done to me?"
Fang Xiaorou raised her eyebrows, and slowly repeated what Ren Munian said, "What have I done to you?"
Under Fang Xiaorou's smiling gaze, Ren Munian swallowed nervously, waiting for Fang Xiaorou's answer.
"What do you think I've done to you? It's all like this!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at the ground.
Ren Munian immediately followed her gaze, and the clothes he was familiar with were scattered on the ground in a mess, after all, they belonged to him in the first place.
Looking at it this way, combined with Ren Munian's situation at this moment, it is almost possible to infer a scene of intense fighting!
"You..." Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou in disbelief, "You gave me..."
Fang Xiaorou laughed, but after a while, her smile suddenly disappeared, and she directly picked up the coat that Ren Munian had left on the bedside table, and threw it on Ren Munian's head, "Isn't this long enough for you to wake up?" ? Where do you get so many dramas?"
Ren Munian took off his coat silently, and he looked at Fang Xiaorou eagerly, with a somewhat pitiful posture.
It's just that Fang Xiaorou has always followed the hard-hearted route, and now she just glanced at him lazily, "You still don't have any clothes on, are you really planning to continue occupying my bed?"
Ren Munian glanced at her cautiously, "Turn around first, I'm going to get dressed!"
"How worried are you that I'm peeping?" Fang Xiaorou curled her lips, "All right! I won't look at you!"
Fang Xiaorou turned around slowly and stood with her back to him.
There was a sound of getting dressed from behind, and after a while, Ren Munian's voice came over, his tone was like that of a young wife, "I'm done, you can turn around now! "
Fang Xiaorou was not pretentious, and turned around directly.
"Yesterday..." Ren Munian tried to think about what happened last night, but did not think clearly, "You didn't do anything to me, did you?"
Fang Xiaorou sneered directly, "What can I do to your small body?"
"What is a small body?" Ren Munian was immediately stimulated, and he subconsciously puffed up his chest, "Don't you feel the masculinity coming to you?"
Fang Xiaorou's eyes paused slightly on him for a few seconds, and she said jokingly, "Manly? Do you mean the manly man who pulls the zipper to the top?"
Ren Munian was afraid of being tarnished by her, so he wore his coat meticulously, resembling the childish appearance of a primary school student.
After all, men and women are different. If he doesn't want to, what can she do to him?wrong!
Fang Xiaorou was a little bit annoyed, why was she suddenly led astray by Ren Munian, when did she want to do something with him?She doesn't have that kind of thought at all!
"So nothing happened last night, did it?" Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou expectantly, and asked cautiously.
"Do you need me to recall it for you?" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him and said casually.
Ren Munian immediately nodded his head several times, "Need it!"
"You're welcome!" Fang Xiaorou looked down at her bed, with such an inadvertent movement, Ren Munian subconsciously backed away, as if Fang Xiaorou was going to turn into a bully at any time, what did she do to him? It's like something inappropriate!
Fang Xiaorou felt a little restless in her heart, she couldn't help squinting her eyes slightly, and gave Ren Munian a dangerous look, then she looked away, dragged the chair beside the bed, and sat down calmly.
"Okay, let me help you remember! Yesterday you gave me the chicken soup that my aunt gave me, do you still remember it?"
Ren Munian's memory finally came online successfully, and he nodded honestly, "I remember, when I called you, you asked me to bring the beer from the property by the way!"
Fang Xiaorou leaned on the back of the chair very lazily. Basically, Fang Xiaorou purchased large items online. After all, there is a door-to-door delivery service, which reduces too much trouble and does not require her to exert too much physical strength.
When Ren Munian arrived yesterday, Fang Xiaorou just remembered that the few boxes of beer she left at the property hadn't been brought yet, so isn't this waste recycling?
Of course, waste utilization is just Fang Xiaorou's own words, and it's inconvenient to say it to provoke Ren Munian.
"Then, tell me, what do you remember?"
Ren Munian thought hard, and after a while he said: "Then I brought you the chicken soup and beer, just happened to meet you cooking a table of dishes, and after your kind meeting, I will have dinner with you We had dinner together…”
"Stop!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him lightly, "It's more appropriate for you to change the warm meeting into your shameless face. Next year, you will see my cooking and try your best to eat it yourself."
"These details are not important!" Ren Munian was a little embarrassed, but after all, he is a person who has seen big scenes. He must have a thick skin. He waved his hand and said calmly: "These details are not important. It's the result!"
"Details determine success or failure, so of course details are important!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him angrily, "Go on! I also want to know how you beautify yourself in your memory!"
"...Then I'll continue!" Fang Xiaorou's poisonous tongue skills are definitely in the same line as Bai Muxia's.
"And then there are good wine and good food, so it's a matter of course to drink a few glasses. After all, the environment is already there. If I don't drink it, won't I give you face?"
"Drink my food and give me face?" Fang Xiaorou looked at him with cold eyes!
"Don't interrupt my thoughts!" Ren Munian said pretending to be serious, "Then I had a few drinks, and then..."
Since he couldn't remember at all, what happened then!So, Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou anxiously, "Then what happened?"
"Do you really want to listen?" Fang Xiaorou asked leisurely.
Ren Munian suddenly hesitated, but the idea of finding out the truth overwhelmed other things, and finally Ren Munian nodded very firmly, "I want to listen!"
"Then listen up!" Fang Xiaorou crossed her legs naturally, with a slight smile on her face.
It's just that this scene fell in Ren Munian's eyes, no matter what, he felt that Fang Xiaorou had some malicious intentions, and always had some inexplicable premonition that Fang Xiaorou seemed to be going to amplify his tricks!
Fang Xiaorou said slowly: "It's just four bottles of beer. I think you're drinking a little too much! It's okay for you to drink, but it's a big deal if you drink mine, so how can I let you continue to waste me? what, so I filled my beer bottle with water, and you probably drank two more bottles of water!"
Ren Munian looked at her heartbroken, "When you did this, did your conscience still exist?"
"This is my greatest conscience. Otherwise, I think I should send you to the hospital for gastric lavage. Even if you can afford to lose that person, I can't afford to lose it!" Fang Xiaorou said without guilt.
Ren Munian took a deep breath, there was no way, he couldn't talk to her, "Continue!"
"After drinking two bottles of water, you stood up and walked towards my room while talking sleepy. What's even more bloody is that you took off your clothes while walking. I couldn't stop you!" Fang Xiaorou spread her hands, Some said helplessly.
Ren Munian exploded all of a sudden, desperately trying to save what little dignity he had left, "Impossible, I never go crazy when I drink!"
"Do you believe this sentence?" Fang Xiaorou looked at him mockingly.
Ren Munian hesitated for a moment. He has always controlled the amount of drinking, so he basically never overdid it. The only time he was sent to the hotel by Bai Jinxin, anyway, Bai Jinxin didn't say anything. Had he gone drunk and crazy!
"Why don't you believe me, I'm not that kind of person!" Ren Munian emphasized rather than surrender.
Fang Xiaorou stared at him for a while, then smiled slowly.
Ren Munian suddenly had a very bad premonition, and the next moment he saw Fang Xiaorou take out her mobile phone.
"I guessed that you won't cry when you see the coffin, so of course I have to be fully prepared!" Fang Xiaorou found the video shot yesterday and threw it in his direction.
Ren Munian took the phone in a hurry, and then he saw what he did last night!
The picture captured in the video was a little shaky, but Fang Xiaorou captured his own appearance clearly. He had already touched the door of the bedroom, and then kept wrestling with his belt.
Fang Xiaorou's helpless voice rang out: "Ren Munian, what are you doing?"
But for Fang Xiaorou's voice, he in the video turned a deaf ear, and all his attention was probably on the belt, but he didn't know if it was because of his drunkenness, he just couldn't untie the belt.
"Bring the scissors!" Ren Munian raised his hand to the back and ordered naturally!
"Scissors?" Fang Xiaorou laughed, "You go in first, I'll get you the scissors right away!"
In the video, he nodded and walked into Fang Xiaorou's room honestly...
Fang Xiaorou smiled a little loosely, she threw the quilt aside casually, she lazily folded her arms around her chest, and looked at Ren Munian who had just opened his eyes on the bed.
"Master Ren, are you still sleeping soundly?"
Ren Munian's gaze finally had focus, and he looked at Fang Xiaorou with some doubts, why is this happening again?
Ren Munian quickly shook his head, probably because the last time he woke up in the hotel and saw Bai Jinxin's figure left a deep impression on him, this time he felt very familiar.
"Haven't you slept enough?" Fang Xiaorou raised her eyebrows, and asked casually, her eyes slid around Ren Mu Nianguang's naked upper body with a bit of pure appreciation , and then whistled briskly.
"Master Ren, your figure is surprisingly good!"
This action should have been somewhat inappropriate, but it was done by Fang Xiaorou, as if it should have been.
Ren Munian looked down at himself belatedly, and finally realized his situation. He had nothing on him except a pair of trousers!
He was a little confused all of a sudden, and before he had time to think about what happened, he made a reflex action, which was to drag the quilt that Fang Xiaorou pulled off just now, directly onto himself, and pulled himself The whole thing was wrapped in, only one head was exposed.
"What have you done to me?"
Fang Xiaorou raised her eyebrows, and slowly repeated what Ren Munian said, "What have I done to you?"
Under Fang Xiaorou's smiling gaze, Ren Munian swallowed nervously, waiting for Fang Xiaorou's answer.
"What do you think I've done to you? It's all like this!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at the ground.
Ren Munian immediately followed her gaze, and the clothes he was familiar with were scattered on the ground in a mess, after all, they belonged to him in the first place.
Looking at it this way, combined with Ren Munian's situation at this moment, it is almost possible to infer a scene of intense fighting!
"You..." Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou in disbelief, "You gave me..."
Fang Xiaorou laughed, but after a while, her smile suddenly disappeared, and she directly picked up the coat that Ren Munian had left on the bedside table, and threw it on Ren Munian's head, "Isn't this long enough for you to wake up?" ? Where do you get so many dramas?"
Ren Munian took off his coat silently, and he looked at Fang Xiaorou eagerly, with a somewhat pitiful posture.
It's just that Fang Xiaorou has always followed the hard-hearted route, and now she just glanced at him lazily, "You still don't have any clothes on, are you really planning to continue occupying my bed?"
Ren Munian glanced at her cautiously, "Turn around first, I'm going to get dressed!"
"How worried are you that I'm peeping?" Fang Xiaorou curled her lips, "All right! I won't look at you!"
Fang Xiaorou turned around slowly and stood with her back to him.
There was a sound of getting dressed from behind, and after a while, Ren Munian's voice came over, his tone was like that of a young wife, "I'm done, you can turn around now! "
Fang Xiaorou was not pretentious, and turned around directly.
"Yesterday..." Ren Munian tried to think about what happened last night, but did not think clearly, "You didn't do anything to me, did you?"
Fang Xiaorou sneered directly, "What can I do to your small body?"
"What is a small body?" Ren Munian was immediately stimulated, and he subconsciously puffed up his chest, "Don't you feel the masculinity coming to you?"
Fang Xiaorou's eyes paused slightly on him for a few seconds, and she said jokingly, "Manly? Do you mean the manly man who pulls the zipper to the top?"
Ren Munian was afraid of being tarnished by her, so he wore his coat meticulously, resembling the childish appearance of a primary school student.
After all, men and women are different. If he doesn't want to, what can she do to him?wrong!
Fang Xiaorou was a little bit annoyed, why was she suddenly led astray by Ren Munian, when did she want to do something with him?She doesn't have that kind of thought at all!
"So nothing happened last night, did it?" Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou expectantly, and asked cautiously.
"Do you need me to recall it for you?" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him and said casually.
Ren Munian immediately nodded his head several times, "Need it!"
"You're welcome!" Fang Xiaorou looked down at her bed, with such an inadvertent movement, Ren Munian subconsciously backed away, as if Fang Xiaorou was going to turn into a bully at any time, what did she do to him? It's like something inappropriate!
Fang Xiaorou felt a little restless in her heart, she couldn't help squinting her eyes slightly, and gave Ren Munian a dangerous look, then she looked away, dragged the chair beside the bed, and sat down calmly.
"Okay, let me help you remember! Yesterday you gave me the chicken soup that my aunt gave me, do you still remember it?"
Ren Munian's memory finally came online successfully, and he nodded honestly, "I remember, when I called you, you asked me to bring the beer from the property by the way!"
Fang Xiaorou leaned on the back of the chair very lazily. Basically, Fang Xiaorou purchased large items online. After all, there is a door-to-door delivery service, which reduces too much trouble and does not require her to exert too much physical strength.
When Ren Munian arrived yesterday, Fang Xiaorou just remembered that the few boxes of beer she left at the property hadn't been brought yet, so isn't this waste recycling?
Of course, waste utilization is just Fang Xiaorou's own words, and it's inconvenient to say it to provoke Ren Munian.
"Then, tell me, what do you remember?"
Ren Munian thought hard, and after a while he said: "Then I brought you the chicken soup and beer, just happened to meet you cooking a table of dishes, and after your kind meeting, I will have dinner with you We had dinner together…”
"Stop!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him lightly, "It's more appropriate for you to change the warm meeting into your shameless face. Next year, you will see my cooking and try your best to eat it yourself."
"These details are not important!" Ren Munian was a little embarrassed, but after all, he is a person who has seen big scenes. He must have a thick skin. He waved his hand and said calmly: "These details are not important. It's the result!"
"Details determine success or failure, so of course details are important!" Fang Xiaorou glanced at him angrily, "Go on! I also want to know how you beautify yourself in your memory!"
"...Then I'll continue!" Fang Xiaorou's poisonous tongue skills are definitely in the same line as Bai Muxia's.
"And then there are good wine and good food, so it's a matter of course to drink a few glasses. After all, the environment is already there. If I don't drink it, won't I give you face?"
"Drink my food and give me face?" Fang Xiaorou looked at him with cold eyes!
"Don't interrupt my thoughts!" Ren Munian said pretending to be serious, "Then I had a few drinks, and then..."
Since he couldn't remember at all, what happened then!So, Ren Munian looked at Fang Xiaorou anxiously, "Then what happened?"
"Do you really want to listen?" Fang Xiaorou asked leisurely.
Ren Munian suddenly hesitated, but the idea of finding out the truth overwhelmed other things, and finally Ren Munian nodded very firmly, "I want to listen!"
"Then listen up!" Fang Xiaorou crossed her legs naturally, with a slight smile on her face.
It's just that this scene fell in Ren Munian's eyes, no matter what, he felt that Fang Xiaorou had some malicious intentions, and always had some inexplicable premonition that Fang Xiaorou seemed to be going to amplify his tricks!
Fang Xiaorou said slowly: "It's just four bottles of beer. I think you're drinking a little too much! It's okay for you to drink, but it's a big deal if you drink mine, so how can I let you continue to waste me? what, so I filled my beer bottle with water, and you probably drank two more bottles of water!"
Ren Munian looked at her heartbroken, "When you did this, did your conscience still exist?"
"This is my greatest conscience. Otherwise, I think I should send you to the hospital for gastric lavage. Even if you can afford to lose that person, I can't afford to lose it!" Fang Xiaorou said without guilt.
Ren Munian took a deep breath, there was no way, he couldn't talk to her, "Continue!"
"After drinking two bottles of water, you stood up and walked towards my room while talking sleepy. What's even more bloody is that you took off your clothes while walking. I couldn't stop you!" Fang Xiaorou spread her hands, Some said helplessly.
Ren Munian exploded all of a sudden, desperately trying to save what little dignity he had left, "Impossible, I never go crazy when I drink!"
"Do you believe this sentence?" Fang Xiaorou looked at him mockingly.
Ren Munian hesitated for a moment. He has always controlled the amount of drinking, so he basically never overdid it. The only time he was sent to the hotel by Bai Jinxin, anyway, Bai Jinxin didn't say anything. Had he gone drunk and crazy!
"Why don't you believe me, I'm not that kind of person!" Ren Munian emphasized rather than surrender.
Fang Xiaorou stared at him for a while, then smiled slowly.
Ren Munian suddenly had a very bad premonition, and the next moment he saw Fang Xiaorou take out her mobile phone.
"I guessed that you won't cry when you see the coffin, so of course I have to be fully prepared!" Fang Xiaorou found the video shot yesterday and threw it in his direction.
Ren Munian took the phone in a hurry, and then he saw what he did last night!
The picture captured in the video was a little shaky, but Fang Xiaorou captured his own appearance clearly. He had already touched the door of the bedroom, and then kept wrestling with his belt.
Fang Xiaorou's helpless voice rang out: "Ren Munian, what are you doing?"
But for Fang Xiaorou's voice, he in the video turned a deaf ear, and all his attention was probably on the belt, but he didn't know if it was because of his drunkenness, he just couldn't untie the belt.
"Bring the scissors!" Ren Munian raised his hand to the back and ordered naturally!
"Scissors?" Fang Xiaorou laughed, "You go in first, I'll get you the scissors right away!"
In the video, he nodded and walked into Fang Xiaorou's room honestly...
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