A Beautiful Wife Is Hard to Chase: My Madam Is Abusing Scum Again
Chapter 271 The Ice Cream That Deceived Me
Shen Yubai looked into Jiang Yi's eyes quietly.
Her eyes are pure and free of impurities, which somehow gives people a trustworthy feeling.
Shen Yubai nodded, "Okay, I believe you."
Jiang Yi rolled his eyes, "Could it be that you never believed me before?"
"A little bit." Shen Yubai said bluntly, "A beautiful woman has a little bit."
"what?"
"Not trustworthy." Shen Yubai said word by word.
"What did you experience when you were a child? How could you come to such a conclusion?" Jiang Yi felt that he must have been hit by something when he was a child, otherwise it would not have been like this.
However, she just asked casually, and she didn't expect Shen Yubai to reveal things about her childhood just like that.
"Hmph. When I was about three years old, there was a beautiful little girl who used her beauty to seduce me to achieve her own goals." Shen Yubai was still a little angrily when he said this, as if these things happened just now. yesterday.
"Pfft..." Jiang Yi couldn't help laughing.
"What purpose can a child of what age have?" she said.
"Hmph. It's just to cheat the ice cream in my hand. All my ice cream is imported from high-end, and she just wants to eat ice cream. Once she gets the ice cream, she won't play with me anymore." Shen Yubai said seriously.
"Hahahahaha!" Jiang Yi couldn't help but burst out.
"What are these things? By the way, you really held grudges when you were young. You can remember a few sticks of ice cream for so long."
Jiang Yi said that there was no irony in her tone, she didn't believe it herself.
"It's not a simple matter. Have you ever heard a saying, steal needles when you are young, and steal gold when you grow up?"
"I heard it. What does it have to do with this matter?"
"It's the same. For a child, all her desires may be to eat ice cream. However, as she grows up, she sees more and understands more. Money, luxury houses, and nice cars are just adult versions It’s just ice cream. Do you still think that little girl’s behavior is completely forgivable when I say that?”
What Shen Yubai said was plausible.
"This..." Jiang Yi had to admit that Shen Yubai's thinking ability was really first-class.
He actually had this awareness when he was five years old.
"So. I don't believe what women say easily. But." He stretched his tone, "You seem to be different from them. So I choose to believe you. I can add 5 points to you."
I'm dizzy.
This dead man actually still remembers the so-called scoring system.
"Add it yourself." Jiang Yi gave him a white look, "You think you are a teacher. Give me a grade, why don't you teach me to be a man?"
Shen Yubai suddenly brought his face close to Jiang Yi's.
"I do. Will you give me this chance?"
The hot air was blowing on Jiang Yi's earlobe, making it itchy.
Ever since Shen Yubai had a car accident, they had rarely had such close contact.
So Jiang Yi became extremely sensitive.
A flush rose to her cheeks.
Jiang Yi cursed in his heart, can this dead man, with a body of 27, and an IQ of 5 years old, still get along well together?
"Huh? Why is your face red?" Shen Yubai didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, he even stretched out his hand.
Shen Yu's hand with clear bones climbed up Jiang Yi's cheek.
"I said, did you misunderstand something just now? I didn't say anything else just now." Shen Yubai asked suspiciously.
But his hand didn't leave Jiang Yi's face, because he felt that Jiang Yi's face was smooth, tender, and felt very good.
"It's nothing." Jiang Yi felt that his breathing was also a little short.
Teach you how to be a human being, which is not interesting in the adult world.
never mind.Just don't spoil the kids.
Jiang Yi sighed, and took off Shen Yubai's two hands, "Okay, you can arrange it yourself. I also have to think about work matters."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Yi hurriedly left the current position, picked up a sofa far away and sat down.
Take people's money, always be loyal to people.
Jiang Yi began to draw pictures in his mind.
Shen Yubai also obediently continued to study the contents of his textbook.
In this way, several days passed.
Jiang Yi checks in at Mr. Z of Jing's on time every morning.
After browsing through the materials for about two hours, he went home and took Shen Yubai for an examination in the afternoon.
And Shen Yubai's only task every day is to study crazily.
A week passed.
"You learned the derivative so quickly?" Jiang Yi looked at the computer screen in front of Shen Yubai in surprise after returning home from get off work.
"Ah."
This is the content of the third year of high school.
Just one week.
"You really learned it? How about I come up with a question to test you?" Jiang Yi was skeptical.
"Make it look like you can." Shen Yubai said contemptuously.
Through Jiang Yi's reaction in the past few days, he already knew that Jiang Yi knew nothing about mathematics.
"Hey. It doesn't matter if I don't know? Isn't there a computer?" Jiang Yi had a sinister smile on his face.
She randomly entered the URL of the test bank of an education and training institution, and found the column of senior high school mathematics in it.
Then I specially selected 5 exercises about derivatives, "Okay, you can start to do it. Let the system judge whether it is right or not." Jiang Yi crossed his hands and put them on his chest.
Even if Shen Yubai's IQ is high, it is impossible to learn mathematics from preschool to senior three through more than a week of study, right?Then others have to commit suicide.
Jiang Yi thought that this dead man must have overestimated himself.
There are many people who read the book once and think that they have read it.
That's called seeing it.It's not that I understand.
She was going to take off her make-up first, then change into her home clothes, and then go downstairs to chat with Xia Wanrong for a while. He probably won't be done until then.
After all, in Jiang Yi's impression, the derivative is the content learned in the second half of the third year of high school, and it takes at least 10 minutes to write a question.
Humming a little song, she went to remove her makeup.
"How is it? Come and take a look. I'm right." Unexpectedly, Jiang Yi's makeup was only half removed, and Shen Yubai yelled in front of the computer.
"Isn't it?" Jiang Yi's current face can be described in five horses and six ways.
One place is black, one place is purple.
"Come and see if you don't know."
"Okay, okay. Immediately. Wait a moment." Jiang Yi speeded up the progress of removing makeup.
"Crackling" Jiang Yi heard the sound of tables and chairs moving.
Then.He heard Shen Yubai walking towards the bathroom.
"Huh? Are you alright?" Jiang Yi asked in surprise.
I couldn't go down to the ground yesterday.
Her eyes are pure and free of impurities, which somehow gives people a trustworthy feeling.
Shen Yubai nodded, "Okay, I believe you."
Jiang Yi rolled his eyes, "Could it be that you never believed me before?"
"A little bit." Shen Yubai said bluntly, "A beautiful woman has a little bit."
"what?"
"Not trustworthy." Shen Yubai said word by word.
"What did you experience when you were a child? How could you come to such a conclusion?" Jiang Yi felt that he must have been hit by something when he was a child, otherwise it would not have been like this.
However, she just asked casually, and she didn't expect Shen Yubai to reveal things about her childhood just like that.
"Hmph. When I was about three years old, there was a beautiful little girl who used her beauty to seduce me to achieve her own goals." Shen Yubai was still a little angrily when he said this, as if these things happened just now. yesterday.
"Pfft..." Jiang Yi couldn't help laughing.
"What purpose can a child of what age have?" she said.
"Hmph. It's just to cheat the ice cream in my hand. All my ice cream is imported from high-end, and she just wants to eat ice cream. Once she gets the ice cream, she won't play with me anymore." Shen Yubai said seriously.
"Hahahahaha!" Jiang Yi couldn't help but burst out.
"What are these things? By the way, you really held grudges when you were young. You can remember a few sticks of ice cream for so long."
Jiang Yi said that there was no irony in her tone, she didn't believe it herself.
"It's not a simple matter. Have you ever heard a saying, steal needles when you are young, and steal gold when you grow up?"
"I heard it. What does it have to do with this matter?"
"It's the same. For a child, all her desires may be to eat ice cream. However, as she grows up, she sees more and understands more. Money, luxury houses, and nice cars are just adult versions It’s just ice cream. Do you still think that little girl’s behavior is completely forgivable when I say that?”
What Shen Yubai said was plausible.
"This..." Jiang Yi had to admit that Shen Yubai's thinking ability was really first-class.
He actually had this awareness when he was five years old.
"So. I don't believe what women say easily. But." He stretched his tone, "You seem to be different from them. So I choose to believe you. I can add 5 points to you."
I'm dizzy.
This dead man actually still remembers the so-called scoring system.
"Add it yourself." Jiang Yi gave him a white look, "You think you are a teacher. Give me a grade, why don't you teach me to be a man?"
Shen Yubai suddenly brought his face close to Jiang Yi's.
"I do. Will you give me this chance?"
The hot air was blowing on Jiang Yi's earlobe, making it itchy.
Ever since Shen Yubai had a car accident, they had rarely had such close contact.
So Jiang Yi became extremely sensitive.
A flush rose to her cheeks.
Jiang Yi cursed in his heart, can this dead man, with a body of 27, and an IQ of 5 years old, still get along well together?
"Huh? Why is your face red?" Shen Yubai didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, he even stretched out his hand.
Shen Yu's hand with clear bones climbed up Jiang Yi's cheek.
"I said, did you misunderstand something just now? I didn't say anything else just now." Shen Yubai asked suspiciously.
But his hand didn't leave Jiang Yi's face, because he felt that Jiang Yi's face was smooth, tender, and felt very good.
"It's nothing." Jiang Yi felt that his breathing was also a little short.
Teach you how to be a human being, which is not interesting in the adult world.
never mind.Just don't spoil the kids.
Jiang Yi sighed, and took off Shen Yubai's two hands, "Okay, you can arrange it yourself. I also have to think about work matters."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Yi hurriedly left the current position, picked up a sofa far away and sat down.
Take people's money, always be loyal to people.
Jiang Yi began to draw pictures in his mind.
Shen Yubai also obediently continued to study the contents of his textbook.
In this way, several days passed.
Jiang Yi checks in at Mr. Z of Jing's on time every morning.
After browsing through the materials for about two hours, he went home and took Shen Yubai for an examination in the afternoon.
And Shen Yubai's only task every day is to study crazily.
A week passed.
"You learned the derivative so quickly?" Jiang Yi looked at the computer screen in front of Shen Yubai in surprise after returning home from get off work.
"Ah."
This is the content of the third year of high school.
Just one week.
"You really learned it? How about I come up with a question to test you?" Jiang Yi was skeptical.
"Make it look like you can." Shen Yubai said contemptuously.
Through Jiang Yi's reaction in the past few days, he already knew that Jiang Yi knew nothing about mathematics.
"Hey. It doesn't matter if I don't know? Isn't there a computer?" Jiang Yi had a sinister smile on his face.
She randomly entered the URL of the test bank of an education and training institution, and found the column of senior high school mathematics in it.
Then I specially selected 5 exercises about derivatives, "Okay, you can start to do it. Let the system judge whether it is right or not." Jiang Yi crossed his hands and put them on his chest.
Even if Shen Yubai's IQ is high, it is impossible to learn mathematics from preschool to senior three through more than a week of study, right?Then others have to commit suicide.
Jiang Yi thought that this dead man must have overestimated himself.
There are many people who read the book once and think that they have read it.
That's called seeing it.It's not that I understand.
She was going to take off her make-up first, then change into her home clothes, and then go downstairs to chat with Xia Wanrong for a while. He probably won't be done until then.
After all, in Jiang Yi's impression, the derivative is the content learned in the second half of the third year of high school, and it takes at least 10 minutes to write a question.
Humming a little song, she went to remove her makeup.
"How is it? Come and take a look. I'm right." Unexpectedly, Jiang Yi's makeup was only half removed, and Shen Yubai yelled in front of the computer.
"Isn't it?" Jiang Yi's current face can be described in five horses and six ways.
One place is black, one place is purple.
"Come and see if you don't know."
"Okay, okay. Immediately. Wait a moment." Jiang Yi speeded up the progress of removing makeup.
"Crackling" Jiang Yi heard the sound of tables and chairs moving.
Then.He heard Shen Yubai walking towards the bathroom.
"Huh? Are you alright?" Jiang Yi asked in surprise.
I couldn't go down to the ground yesterday.
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