President Ling got slapped in the face again today

Her back was thin and helpless, and an invisible pressure made her unable to straighten her back.

Ling Li silently picked up the broom next to him, and put all the broken porcelain pieces into the trash can.

He Dongwei looked at the broken porcelain pieces he was sorting out, and said hoarsely: "I feel like I'm an unweaned waste. I don't even have the ability to take care of myself when my grandma is away."

Ling Li lowered his head and looked at the debris, and said in a flat voice: "There are so many things that people can't do well in their life, otherwise there would be no such word as "professional". waste",
After he finished cleaning calmly, it seemed that his mood had been sorted out, and he raised his head and showed an unskilled smile at He Dongwei, "Do you know why I am called Ling Li?",
He Dongwei stared at his sudden expression suspiciously, shook her head,
Ling Li stood up high and tall, and said with a smile: "Because I am very powerful,... when I am hungry, calling Ah Li is more effective than calling my stomach",
After he finished speaking, he did not forget to touch the top of He Dongwei's head comfortingly, as if an adult was reassuring his own child that what he said was true and effective.

Ling Li seemed to be joking, but when he neatly put on the apron and skillfully cooked every dish, He Dongwei knew what he said was true.

She stood in a daze at the door of the kitchen and watched Ling Li's operation. He was so proficient that he didn't need her intervention at all, so she just watched silently.

Her eyes were full of envy and memories. After the food was stained with oily smoke, it seemed to produce a kind of magical power, which seduced the human sense of smell and pulled every nerve of human beings, and all the sadness was swept away by it. The brain is possessed by a strong desire to devour.

Ling Li also made a nutritious meal for his grandma, He Dongwei was very sensible today, and the two rushed to the hospital after the operation of the disc.

Grandma has woken up. As the doctor said, grandma is indeed fine, but this year is destined to be spent in the hospital.

Nine out of ten people coming and going to the hospital are not happy events. No matter how lively the surrounding atmosphere is, it is impossible to affect the solemnity here. The only thing to be happy about is that He Dongwei can remove the plaster.

She boredly accompanied her grandma to watch TV in the ward, and the old opera accent was played on the TV, which could drag her to Zhou Gong,
The little old lady sang along with great energy, and sang a duet with the joyous old man in the next bed. On the contrary, He Dongwei, who was about to fall asleep next to her, looked more like she had come to the hospital.

While she was bored with sleeping bugs, she went through the discharge procedures swiftly, and today is the first day of the new year,

Grandma seemed to be on vacation, and reluctantly said goodbye to her classmates and theater friends. No one could believe that the old lady who was frozen and fainted by the side of the road two days ago was more beautiful than these two high school friends. sunny.

For them, today is the Chinese New Year. The Spring Festival Gala programs are constantly rebroadcasted on various David TVs. The family gathers around the table to make dumplings. Grandma, the chief conductor, rarely has to cook, and directs to He Dongwei and Ling Li.

He Dongwei decided to change his mind and try to be an excellent young man who can take care of himself. According to the oral formula given by his grandmother, he struggled to rescue the lump of sticky pimples.

Grandma couldn't stand it any longer, "Do you know why dumplings are used for Chinese New Year? Because of making noodles, 'he' means family togetherness, 'dumpling' is a homonym for handing in, which means getting together, and making noodles pays attention to the combination of water and noodles. Proportion, you are not kneading noodles, you are mixing cement, how about playing house?"

He Dongwei retorted: "My name is glue like paint, and it is a concept to get together harmoniously."

Grandma said angrily: "It's just because you have a lot of seams." She looked enviously at the busy kitchen and said, "Oh, it would be great if I made it at home."

In the past two days, the two mothers-in-law and grandchildren have been taking care of them fiercely. They have not missed three meals a day, and none of the dishes are repeated.

The image of Ling Li in grandma's heart has risen to a higher level. He Dongwei looked at her eyes approaching the nympho, and couldn't help but interrupted: "Ms. Shuhua, have I fallen out of favor? Come and wipe it off", she thoughtfully Passed a tissue to grandma.

Grandma turned around and saw the hill-like pile of flour she poured into the basin, and immediately stopped her movements in a panic, "Stop, stop, mix the noodles, we can eat this dumpling for fifteen minutes." , with your appetite, with your picky eaters, even pig farmers can do nothing to you..."

He Dongwei was naughty by her grandma, and her heart was as cold as a miserable woman who had lost all hope.
She said disheartenedly: "Shuhua, you have changed. You were not like this before. Ever since you met Grandpa Hu in the hospital, you have always disliked me. For more than ten years, I..."

"You acted for me, didn't you?" Grandma pretended to raise her arms, as if to make a move,

Ling Li heard a big commotion in the living room, and knew that He Dongwei must have caused trouble, so he quickly wiped his hands and used his body to block grandma's family tricks,

After taking the pot of batter that was being rattled by He Dongwei, Yuanchang said, "I'll do it, I'll do it".

After taking the dough away sharply, He Dongwei played Lin Jiao'e itchy again, picked up her orchid fingers, looked weak and couldn't take care of herself, dragged her stumped legs and hopped towards the direction of the kitchen. Pulling the opera tone that grandma usually sings in a dignified manner: "Li Lang~I~come~also!!!", which made grandma dumbfounded.

Ling Li got goosebumps all over his body from being scratched by his throat-cracking scream, turned around with a kitchen knife in his hand, with an upright face, swept away He Dongwei's howling ghosts and howling wolves, and brought peace to the world.

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Some people are happy while others are sad. When Guo Xiaofeng returned to G City with a youthful face, to pay New Year greetings to his mother, the emperor, his mother opened his mouth and asked, "How are your grades?",
He hesitated and hawed for a long time without answering, his mother directly asked him how much he scored in the math test, and he answered very honestly, "50".

It was nothing at first, but when his mother learned that the highest score in the test was 150, and her son was a fraction of that, she exploded instantly.
Open your mouth, and the table is full of Cantonese recipes greeting "You 嚿 Char Siu Vermicelli Sausage Lo-Mei Shouzi Bun..."

(translation: You are so cute)

The reason why his mother is so concerned about his math grades is that he is afraid that he will not even be able to count how much money he will collect rent in the future. Fruit New Year greetings.

He was tired all day, and when he came back, full of resentment, he went to the communication class without a head teacher, and sent an angry sentence: "Who is that beast with perfect marks in mathematics?"

Immediately after he sent out the first sentence, the system gave him a message: Guo Xiaofeng has been banned by the administrator!

The administrator is Zhao Xiaomi. She thinks it's inappropriate to talk about grades for those who celebrate Chinese New Year.

Cai Cai immediately responded first: Hahahaha...,
But when he was the only one joking and there was no one behind him, he knew he was in trouble,
It took him too long to offend the school bully, and it took half an hour before he dared to say the second sentence humbly: "Sorry, my little niece just used my mobile phone to send random messages."

This time, a wave of "hahaha" broke out, all of which were "appreciation" for Cai Cai's desire to survive,
The chatterbox was opened, and someone broke the news that the number one in the math test was actually Ling Li. He Dongwei sat in front of the computer in the study, her face full of disbelief, and there was even a hint of joy and a little pride,
Is this due to her little master?

Ling Li came in with a plate of fruit, seeing her happy face, couldn't help but ask, "Is there something happy?"

He Dongwei moved the computer screen, put the chat content displayed in the class in front of him and asked: "Is it really you who is the first in the math test?".

Ling Li replied without surprise or joy: "Yes",
"Oh my God!", He Dongwei covered her mouth in surprise, she was more excited than she was the first in the exam, and couldn't help but comfort her chest and praised: "Ah Li, being a teacher has a sense of accomplishment."

"Hey!", Ling Li was amused by his expression of consolation,

Handing the fruit to her, he felt good about himself and said, "You're not welcome at all. Don't forget, you still have an apprentice who doesn't have my qualifications."

He Dongwei: "Hey, it makes sense. Come on, I will reward you with a big grape. I hope you will have high ambitions and make persistent efforts."
She held a big grape and handed it to Ling Li, she was sitting, Ling Li was standing, her arms were hanging in the air, unexpectedly Ling Li suddenly bent down, and put the grape into her mouth cooperatively,
His fingertips touched his lips, and his lips were a little cold. He Dongwei felt a tingling electric current spread all over her body, making her so happy that she couldn't help shaking herself.

The ambiguous action just now made her cheeks and even her ears blush like the ripe red grapes in Ling Li's hand.

Her head was a little short-circuited, and she was still hot and hot. All the words she wanted to say before were wiped out, especially with her sharp eyes still fixed on her,
She lowered her head, searched the surroundings randomly from the corner of her eyes, and asked without beginning or end: "Ah Li, did you fix this computer?"

"Forget it", the sharp answer was a little vague, and the eyes looked at the wall with a guilty conscience.

He Dongwei made a mistake and really drew his attention away.

He Dongwei: "Ah Li is amazing, what else do you not know, how did you fix it?"

Ling Li corrected his attitude in an instant, seemed to have returned to his working state, and said perfunctorily: "This, it's more complicated to say, it's boring, and it's not worth mentioning."

For the sake of his newly grown-up image, even if this secret is rotten in his stomach, he can't spit it out, and he can guarantee that He Dongwei will not want to know the truth.

Her computer wasn't broken at all, it just got wet. He just took apart the main unit and repaired it with a hair dryer for half an hour. In the end, the boss charged [-] yuan for the repair.

If she knew the truth about her being slaughtered, she probably wouldn't jump up and get anxious with him, but he probably won't be able to eat the sweet grapes just now in his life.