President Ling got slapped in the face again today

She knew the purpose of Liu Mengchu and Mona's alliance with her hair. She deliberately turned her head to look at Liu Mengchu behind her, and then said to Mona: "What do you and your boss want me to do?"

Mona looked at her like a fool: "Which eye do you see that she is my boss?"

He Dongwei: "Otherwise, why would you follow her example and block my way?"

Mona knew that she wanted to play dirty tricks again and sow discord, so she wouldn't be fooled: "Stop talking nonsense, trick my aunt, and apologize."

He Dongwei: "Then do you want me to apologize to you, or do you want to insult me? There is no reason for insulting others and others to apologize. Needing an apology and insulting others are two different things. If you mix them together, it will only appear that you are Not big enough."

For Mona's violent temper, she can only talk to her and shoot bullets directly, which is not suitable for her at all.

"Don't you just want me to apologize to you? Yes, you can admit your mistakes, but when I have a hard temper, unless I am convinced, otherwise, I admit my mistakes with my mouth and slander me in my heart. The result is the same.”

"Don't you dare!", Mona warned.

"Why don't I dare? I can think what I want, and I can't control it. What's more, others don't know what I think, and I don't break the law."

He Dongwei also shrugged helplessly, a little shamelessly,
Liu Mengchu behind her is not as straightforward as Mona, she has too many thoughts: "Mona, don't believe her, this white lotus is very cunning".

He Dongwei is really slandering in her heart now: This damn Liu Mengchu.

But she still had an indifferent expression on her face: "Why don't we compete, if you beat me, I will sincerely bow and apologize to you, and from now on, except for the classroom, wherever you are, I must disappear, that's fine Right? Or, do you think you should follow your boss's advice and settle accounts with me now?"

He Dongwei deliberately mentioned the word "boss" again, which really made Mona terrified. No matter what, she would definitely not listen to Liu Mengchu's suggestion now. As for the competition she proposed, according to Mona's belligerent psychology , should not be rejected.

Mona: "Okay, then what do you want to compare?"

He Dongwei said calmly: "In this way, each of us is good at different fields, so let's choose one that everyone is not familiar with, skating, how about it."

"Okay, that's the deal," Mona quickly decided, for fear that He Dongwei would regret it.

Just kidding, the reason why He Dongwei is so confident, of course, is because she knew the details of Mona in advance. Apart from being good at boxing, she also won the first prize in the youth skating competition.

He Dongwei originally wanted to lose to her, so he found an excuse and apologized to her reluctantly.

But she would never choose to compete with her in boxing, and she is not itchy.

As for skating, alas, she can't even ride a bicycle well, let alone skating, but she has to let this aunt vent her anger. Now it is the sprint stage of the college entrance examination, and she just wants to concentrate on fighting hard.

He Dongwei: "Then the competition will be held in summer vacation."

Mona: "Why is it scheduled for summer vacation, can't it be this weekend?"

He Dongwei: "Of course not, this is a game about my dignity, I don't want to deal with it perfunctorily."

Mona snorted contemptuously: "Even if you practice for another year, you are still no match for me."

Not to be outdone, He Dongwei straightened her back: "Then we'll wait and see who bows to whom when we see the time."

The summer vacation is a temporary measure, and the college entrance examination is still over a month away. She just wants Mona to settle down for a few days and stop finding her a job. human skills.

When He Dongwei returned to the classroom, she left her seat for a while, and the desk was full of test papers just handed out by representatives of various subjects. Ling Li was helping her organize them.
"How did it take so long?",
"Meet Mona",
The busy three people stopped at the same time,

Ling Li asked eagerly: "What did she do to you?",
Seeing everyone's serious expressions, He Dongwei pretended to be relaxed and said: "It's okay, although she is very arrogant, she didn't dare to really do anything to me at school. I fooled her, and I didn't have to worry about her making trouble before the college entrance examination." moth",
Zhao Xiaomi approached curiously, "What did you tell her? This crazy woman doesn't seem like a reasonable person."

He Dongwei: "Of course I know she is unreasonable, so I preemptively challenged her, and I will compete with her in skating."

"Damn it, you're a fool?" Guo Xiaofeng exclaimed,

Translation effect: You eat bad brains, make confused meaning.

Zhao Xiaomi also looked at He Dongwei in disbelief, she also agreed with Guo Xiaofeng's description, and nodded, "That lunatic, Hitler on the skating rink, your level is comparable to her, you forgot the bone spirit without front teeth Is it? That is likely to be your fate."

"It's not as exaggerated as you said, she stared at me, she just wanted to get angry from me, I just deliberately picked the items she is good at to compare with her, she got the pleasure of being crushed, she was relieved, There's no reason to hold me tight."
At this time, Mona just came back, and the atmosphere in the class was much more serious, and it was more cramped than when the teacher came. The classmates made way for her, and her deskmate carefully packed up her salute, giving The aunt vacated the empty seat.

Her gaze has been fixed on He Dongwei and his party, and finally settled on the sharp face with a half-smile,

Ling Li: "I don't think so." He worriedly replied to He Dongwei's words just now,

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The small warm lamp was turned on in the living room, and He Dongwei was lazily lying on the easy chair reading a book. The soft light hit her body, and even her hair was dyed with a layer of golden light.

Ling Li had just come out of the shower, with a steaming steam, his hair was still slightly wet, and his skin soaked in hot water was extraordinarily white and translucent, which immediately attracted He Dongwei's attention.

With an evil thought, she closed the book, walked over pretendingly, and took the towel that Ling Li was wiping her head very 'intimately'.

Ling Li didn't refuse her 'service', when he thought she was going to dry his hair, suddenly, his face was completely covered by the towel, just like a rude packing salute, He Dongwei hugged his head and gave a heartless devastated.

No matter how short his hair was, he was rubbed into a hedgehog.

"Hahaha...", she laughed triumphantly.

"You dare to trick me", Ling Li was suddenly teased and jumped up, not only wanting to get back the towel, but also to fix her.

He Dongwei was running, waving the towel to show off: "Hey, I can't catch it, I can't catch it..., big brother, get out of the way, don't rely on me if I step on you...".

Seeing them chasing and fighting, the eldest brother also joined the team of eagles catching chicks. His fat and strong body is very flexible, but it's a pity that a dog is superfluous between two people.

The eldest brother had no choice but to run back to his nest resentfully, continue to return to his identity as a dad, and lick and love his young son.

Grandma was right when she scolded her before, the eldest brother did have a dog outside, and it beat up the neighbor's unknown breed of white dog, and made the dog girl's belly bigger, and the neighbor scolded the sky for several months.

Until the day when the melons are ripe, the truth is revealed to the world. For several miles around, only the eldest brother is a pure black dog, and that little cub is white except for the black head. 'masterpiece'.

And it just so happened that the bitch had a car accident not long after giving birth, and their mistress happened to be pregnant, and the family could no longer keep pets, so they came to the door and asked this 'scumbag' to take responsibility.

Parents must be responsible for their own child's troubles. Grandma left the 'Little Blackhead' without hesitation, and He Dongwei directly named it 'Little Brother'. From now on, the father and son can only be driven by her.

Having said that, the two who were still having fun completely regarded the living room at home as a small prairie for their galloping horses. He Dongwei was barefoot, jumping up and down, and took the shaking towel as her horse's reins.

In the end, Ling Li seized the opportunity and hooked the towel. She was careless for a moment, and her center of gravity was unstable, and she rushed towards the front of the Happy Chair. Ling Li reacted quickly, and before she fell, he hugged her and turned her position.

The two of them fell on the chair at the same time, fiercely acting as meat pads, and He Dongwei remained unscathed.

She smiled slyly again, Ling Li knew that she had been cheated again, and couldn't help stretching out her hand to scratch her itch: "You tricked me again...".

He Dongwei was so scratched by him that she immediately turned over and resisted, pinning him down.

In fact, Ling Li doesn't have much itchy meat on his body, but they are like inert gases, which will react abnormally only under certain conditions, and He Dongwei's itchy meat detector can always accurately find their existence.

She swayed left and right to hide sharply, but because of the limited space in the Happy Chair, she was pressed down by He Dongwei again, and gradually, the atmosphere changed a bit.

He Dongwei stopped first, she caught sight of Ling Li's abdomen which was slightly exposed because of the struggle, and she boldly stretched out her evil claws boldly.

The moment he touched the clothes, Ling Li suddenly grabbed her hand with a bit of strength, and his expression was obvious: "Weiwei".

He Dongwei was a little stunned, and asked tentatively: "Can't... touch it?"

Ling Li didn't speak, his face was sullen, his face was frighteningly red, the next moment He Dongwei also felt the abnormality in his body, and only the image of an elephant looking up to the sky and roaring passed in his mind.

She jumped up as if she had stepped on a switch, retreated to the sofa next to her, and sat upright.

Ling Li didn't dare to raise his head, picked up the towel to block the abnormality, turned into an afterimage, and flew into his room like flying.

The grandma was in the bedroom, and when she heard the silence in the living room and the loud sound made when the door was closed sharply, she immediately began to educate He Dongwei again: "You child, are you making people angry again?"

He Dongwei didn't dare to say anything this time, and silently accepted her grandmother's reprimand,

She embarrassingly came to the "bedroom" of her elder brother, treated his big head with a "fortune", and gave him blessings such as the belated birth of a precious son, and taught him to be a dog in the future and be good. Bringing up kids...

In short, say whatever comes to your mind, as long as you stop thinking about elephants.